I have special people skills

Xu Le was so entangled, this shit still kept people from sleeping.

If it is sleeping, will there be any problems with this little green dot?

Then, as if to make Xu Le sleep peacefully, the small green light trembled, floated in front of Xu Le's face, floated on the center of his eyebrows, and then sneaked in with a whoosh.

Xu Le: "..."

Ying Fan saw more intuitively than Xu Le himself how the spot of light disappeared between his eyebrows, so he had a very bad expression.

It's just that the light was not turned on, and after the small light spot disappeared, Xu Le couldn't see Ying Fan's reaction at all.

But Xu Le could imagine it, so he arched towards Ying Fan: "Don't think about it! Go to sleep! Go to sleep and talk!"

It's not a problem for them to stare like this, since there is no solution for a short while, why not go to sleep!

Ying Fan also knew this was the truth, but after witnessing all this with his own eyes, how could he be able to fall asleep.

He was very worried about Xu Le.

Xu Le only felt a surge of drowsiness as soon as his eyes were closed, and he only had time to say a few more words to Ying Fan before falling asleep in a daze.

Ying Fan's restless heart gradually calmed down amid the gentle and rhythmic breathing of the sleeping Xu Le, and he also closed his eyes, waiting for sleepiness to strike.

The next day, when Xu Le woke up, he felt that the world was back to normal again.

because……

Ying Fan is wearing underpants on his head again!

Xu Le felt that he was really sick. After living a normal life for more than 20 years, he only looked at the underpants for a month. After he couldn't see them, he still felt that something was wrong. This time he saw them again...

It is probably because the battery is still relatively low, the image display is a bit blurry.

Seeing Xu Le looking at the top of his head, Ying Fan knew that his cheating ability had returned, so he couldn't help but sighed.

Xu Le was a little excited: "Handsome guy!"

Ying Fan: "Huh?"

Xu Le leaned over with a smile: "Shall we go to the supermarket together later?"

Ying Fan: "..."

Thinking that Xu Le would soon see other people with underpants on their heads, and he could also see the shape of the things wrapped in the underpants, Ying Fan thought that Xu Le should not go out for the rest of his life.

Xu Le didn't know what was going on in his mind, he was thinking about going to the supermarket and buying some different pairs of underpants for Ying Fan.

Facing the long-lost system interface just now, Xu Le couldn't help but poke open it to look at various functions. Although the search function is not open, the previous records and illustrated book functions are all available.

Xu Le looked at Ying Fan's dark underpants illustration book, and felt that Ying Fan's condition was too dull, and there should be some changes, more colors!

Then he thought of the underpants in the supermarket, they seemed pretty...

Well, it's too common.

Xu Le couldn't help but secretly remembered those few friends who were independent in the company.

Ying Fan: "...what are you thinking?"

Xu Le's conditioned reflex is: "Don't think about anything!"

Xu Le felt that his answer was too suspicious, so he decided to change the subject: "Then what, I'll wash my face and brush my teeth first, and I'll talk to Dad about the system later!"

After Xu Le finished speaking, he jumped up and opened the door to go to the bathroom. When he passed the living room, he yelled at Professor Xu: "Dad! The system has restarted!"

Professor Xu: "..."

When I heard the news this morning, I felt really bad.

Looking at his son's cheerful back, Professor Xu felt worse.

Ying Fan, who also felt bad, also came out of the bedroom, and the two of them looked at each other, feeling each other's helplessness and worry.

But the person who most should feel something is wrong is brushing his teeth and humming a ditty. Halfway through brushing, he sticks his head out and asks vaguely, "What's for breakfast?"

Professor Xu: "After cooking the porridge, you can decide for yourself if you want to eat steamed stuffed buns or something."

Xu Le's head retracted to the bathroom again.

Ying Fan sighed, taking advantage of Xu Le's time brushing his teeth, he went to the kitchen to check, the buns were placed on the steamer, they were still hot, so he scrambled an egg.

Xu Le's side has finished washing, and Ying Fan's side is also ready, ready to eat.

Xu Le felt that his boyfriend couldn't be more caring, if not in front of his father, he would definitely give him a treat!

Thinking of this, Xu Le turned to look at his father.

Professor Xu was holding his mobile phone with his head down, as if he was sending a text message, Xu Le suddenly became more courageous, pulled Ying Fan over and kissed him quickly.

Well, the fly in the ointment is that the chirp is a bit too loud.

Xu Le felt that his father must know what he did...

Xu Le was a little afraid to look at his father, but Ying Fan liked Xu Le's behavior very much, with a smile on his face.

In order to relieve the embarrassment, Comrade Xu Le coughed and said: "Then what, go wash your face and brush your teeth, I will eat first and wait for you!"

Then Xu Le took the porridge bowl and ate without looking up. When Ying Fan came back after washing, Xu Le had already eaten two buns and a bowl of porridge, and he was still adding more to the bowl.

Xu Jingning was holding a notebook to record: "Has your eating been affected?"

Xu Le choked with a mouthful of steamed stuffed bun, and almost lost his breath, but Ying Fan saw it, and quickly patted him on the back to make Xu Le swallow the steamed stuffed bun, otherwise it would have been caused by a mouthful of steamed stuffed bun. It's a tragedy!

Xu Le: "Dad! Pay attention to your wording! Eating or something sounds like keeping records in a zoo!"

Professor Xu: "...Do you feel affected by eating? In terms of appetite, is there any abnormal performance like before?"

Xu Le took another steamed stuffed bun and pondered for a while: "It doesn't make much sense, because it's usually quite edible in the morning."

Professor Xu asked another question, and after a series of questions settled down, it was basically confirmed that Xu Le's body should not have been affected in any way.

Xu Le waited for his father to finish asking, and hurriedly said: "Dad, show Ying Fan, he charged it yesterday!"

Professor Xu asked in detail about yesterday's charging situation, and by the way, also checked Ying Fan's body.

Speaking of the inspection method, it sounded simple and rough. Xu Le directly took off his wristband and brought it to Ying Fan. The data he got was very detailed, but it had no effect anyway.

Xu Le: "...So it's only cheating on me?"

This is probably good news...

Professor Xu: "It may be that the side effects have not yet appeared, or the impact data is not the routine test data."

Xu Le: "..."

So there is no good news!

Xu Le felt that the atmosphere was a bit dull now, so he quickly said: "Don't be so sad! It's not affected yet, I'm always worried, and I can't get through this day!"

Xu Le explained to the little green dot on his body again: "I think it has corrected a lot now, and if I want to charge it, I know it and ask someone, how could it be before!"

After Xu Le finished speaking, he felt a bit like a parent protecting the calf, and what's more, he was protecting the calf...

He could only comfort himself in his heart that this bear system still brought certain benefits, and the two important men around him were not recruited by the system.

Thinking of this, Xu Le felt much more relaxed.

Xu Le stuffed the buns into his mouth: "It's a day to be happy, and a day to be unhappy. I'm always worried about this, so take it easy."

Ying Fan touched Xu Le's head, but said nothing.

Professor Xu also remained noncommittal, and the only response to Xu Le was his tapping on the keyboard.

Xu Le felt that the two were a little too nervous, but he also knew that they were concerned about his body, so he quickly moved the topic away: "Dad, are you going out today?"

Professor Xu: "Well, I don't trust you."

Xu Le: "..."

Professor Xu: "Can you still let it come out?"

Xu Le: "...I'll try."

Xu Le called the system several times in his heart, trying to get him out, but to no avail.

Xu Le shook his head: "No."

Xu Jingning reviewed the previously recorded content, and said: "It seems that there is a certain risk in breaking away from the mechanism, at least the consumption may increase."

Otherwise, if the system cannot be captured, or temporarily unable to capture the system, the other party should not be like this.

Xu Le felt that compared with his father, he was really mentally retarded...

Why can he analyze one, two, three even if he can't recruit the system?Is this scientific?

Is this the so-called genetic instability?

No wonder many plants are only grafted by cuttings and not propagated by seeds!This Nima is too unstable!

Xu Le feels very angry!

Xu Jingning's analysis is still going on: "In order to analyze it, we need to find out what is the absorbed power, and what is the range of people who can absorb it."

Xu Le just listened to what his father said, and asked: "If everyone can charge, don't they have to worry about running out of battery?"

But as soon as the words came out, Xu Le knew something was wrong, because they didn't know the side effects of charging, so how could they take risks with others.

If it weren't for the strong feeling in his heart that the system should not be extinguished, he would not even want to charge Ying Fan.

Xu Jingning: "Since it has a physical manifestation, of course it cannot be known to others, and this kind of thing with unknown risks should also be controlled within the minimum range."

Ying Fan also said, "Don't let others know."

Ying Fan didn't dare to think about what would happen to Xu Le if others found out about this thing, no matter what, he couldn't let Xu Le encounter that kind of danger.

Xu Le: "Uh...then we have reached a consensus."

Xu Le didn't want others to know that he could see other people's underpants!

Especially those in the company...

If he knew the truth, Xu Le felt that he might be silenced!

Then it fell silent again, Xu Le couldn't think of anything to say to cheer up the atmosphere, so he could only rub Ying Fan's hand secretly under the table.

Ying Fan held his hand in the palm of his hand, Xu Le felt the warmth of Ying Fan's palm, and felt that the warmth could always be ironed into his heart.

Xu Le suddenly felt very peaceful in his heart, and whispered: "No matter what, we are all together, and we should always live happily."

Moreover, he has a feeling that the main purpose of following him with the system in his body is definitely not to cheat him.

Although there is no basis for it, Xu Le always thought, if it is really so boring, it is not good to cheat anyone, why do you want to cheat him!

What's more, Xu Le thinks that this system should be harmless, and it must not be created by aliens to rule the earth.

It's not too funny to rule the earth by watching underpants!Feel ashamed to say it, okay?

Neither Ying Fan nor Xu Jingning knew what they were thinking, and no one answered his words.

Xu Le: "Don't let me be so cold..."

Xu Le felt that the atmosphere at home was too bad!

Thinking of this, Xu Le finished the porridge in the bowl in two or three mouthfuls, and urged Ying Fan to eat it quickly so that they could go out for a stroll.

Ying Fan was urgently urged by him, so he knew to eat breakfast quickly.

Professor Xu stayed at home and continued to do academic research, but what he was studying this time was not a psychological topic, but the system of his own son.

Seeing how persistent his father was, Xu Le immediately dragged his boyfriend out of the house.

The first two days I went to the vegetable market early in the morning, today I went to the supermarket as early as possible, um, I went to the underwear section of the supermarket...

Ying Fan: "..."

He really has never done such a thing as going to the supermarket early in the morning to buy underwear.

Xu Le was dazzled, always looking for something fancy for Ying Fan to wear, but the items on the shelves were pretty straightforward, and the fancy ones seemed to be red underwear.

Xu Le couldn't help thinking of Lao Qi...

Ying Fan couldn't hold back and asked, "What do you want to buy?"

Xu Le: "I didn't buy it, I bought it for you."

Ying Fan: "..."

Is it because you can see it from the top of your head, so you want to choose a good-looking one?

Ying Fan felt that with Xu Le's brain circuit, he could do such a thing.

Xu Le wandered around the shelves for several times, and finally chose two that he thought were a bit fancy, both of which were patterns with patterns, and the colors were also a bit fancy.

Ying Fan took it over and took a look, frowned, and backed away from the steps he was going forward.

Xu Le: "Huh? Don't you like it?"

Can't even satisfy me with such a small request as what kind of pants to wear!

Just as Xu Le was thinking about it, he saw Ying Fan put the box of the pair of pants he had chosen back to its original position, and then...

Got two bigger numbers...

Xu Le: "..."

Comrade Xu Le's gaze didn't know whether he should look below Ying Fan or above Ying Fan's head, anyway, what he would think was that people are more popular than others!

Then Ying Fan picked up two more boxes of underwear from the shelf, Xu Le couldn't help looking at them, and was speechless.

Xu Le: "...Handsome guy, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person."

One of these two pants is printed with the flower of a little white rabbit, and the other is printed with a flower of a little sheep, tsk tsk, they are full of childlike fun!

Ying Fan smiled: "I bought it for you."

Xu Le: "..."

Xu Le reached out and snatched the two boxes of underpants, carefully checked the size, and immediately exploded in anger: "Ah bah! Stop looking down on people!"

Nima!Why buy it right away!Still two sizes smaller!

Xu Le felt that as a man, if he lost too much in this regard, it would be too embarrassing!

Xu Leqiang held on, and changed into a larger size of pants, so that the difference in size would not be so big...

Xu Le thought that one size bigger should mean wearing looser clothes, no matter how hard he tried, he wouldn't fall off...

Ying Fan thought that Xu Le would be unhappy if he gave this to him, but what he didn't expect was that he didn't mind the pattern at all, but the size...

Ying Fan didn't know what was going on, and wanted to laugh a little, but Xu Le's brain circuit was different from that of ordinary people.

If Xu Le knew what Ying Fan was thinking, he would have patted him on the shoulder, saying that he was still too young, not to mention lambs and rabbits, he had bought a lot of cartoon pants!

Uh, it's just that most of them don't have the nerve to wear them...

But since your boyfriend likes it, let him satisfy him!hey-hey!

They walked forward all the way, Xu Le was going to replenish some snacks, but after they walked out of the underwear area, they came across an indescribable shelf...

Xu Le didn't pay attention to it at first, thinking how to put the candy shelf next to the underpants, the area planning is problematic enough, just as he was thinking about it, he suddenly bumped into Ying Fan.

Xu Le: "Why don't you leave?"

Ying Fan: "...how about we buy some?"

Xu Le: "Huh?"

buy something?buy what?

Xu Le followed Ying Fan's gaze, and then saw the candy shelf he was looking at just now. Xu Le bought it as soon as he said Ying Fan wanted to eat, but when he took a closer look...

Ok? ? ?

What is the sign on it!Why does it look familiar!

Xu Le spit out weakly: "...Damn it."

He and Ying Fan were actually standing in front of a large row of condoms!Ying Fan also asked him if he wanted to buy some!

Xu Le twisted his neck stiffly to look at Ying Fan: "What do you mean by buying some?"

Ying Fan's tone was very upright: "I see there is a new model, buy it and try it."

Xu Le: "..."

Xu Le went to see if there were any new ones, and then saw a separate column over there, all new ones!

How much is a column!Twelve boxes!

I asked Xu Le how he made it clear in an instant, because of the constellation series released by others!

Xu Le couldn't help complaining, "Why don't you start the Zodiac series..."

Ying Fan asked: "Buy some?"

Xu Le: "...wouldn't it be better to just buy the ones of our zodiac signs?"

It's not Xu Le's advice, but this constellation series has different flavors and shapes. If there is one for each, he thinks it's too cruel!

The family still needs my sister to give it to me!Although there are not many left...

Then Xu Le was a little startled, turned his face to look at Ying Fan, and that look was basically looking at the beast again.

Ying Fan met his eyes, and his expression was still very innocent.

Xu Le: "...Your consumption has caught up with that of livestock."

A drawer is almost used up!

Xu Le wanted to complain about the pain in his old butt...

Ying Fan wanted to justify himself: "You used it too."

It's not just for him to use it alone, he can't take the blame for everything.

Xu Le: "..."

That's right, since the two of them found out that it can save the bed sheets, he started to use it too.

Xu Le felt that it was better for the two of them not to stand here and talk, because it seemed that someone was already watching!

Xu Le quickly grabbed two boxes and stuffed them into the shopping cart, and covered them with the underpants box he had just chosen, before pushing Ying Fan away.

Ying Fan: "...those two boxes are not from our constellation."

Xu Le turned his face and stared at him: "You, Jiebao, will you still protest that the condoms you wear don't match your birth month?"

Ying Fan paused, and then said: "The sound just now was a bit loud."

Xu Le: "..."

I know it even if you don't tell me!Didn't you see that I'm covering my face with my hands now!

Anyway, Xu Le took Ying Fan and escaped from the indescribable shelf in a hurry, and then walked forward into the normal shopping area.

Xu Le made some arrangements in his mind, and said to Ying Fan, "Let's go buy some instant noodles, and then go to the fresh food section?"

Ying Fan thought for a while: "Just buy some individual noodles, and buy more seasonings, so you can eat healthier."

Xu Le had no objection, and said very frankly: "Anyway, you cook, you have the final say."

Whatever the chef says, he is responsible for the food anyway.

Ying Fan smiled and raised his hand to touch his head, Xu Le was a little bit relieved, and couldn't help rubbing his head in his hand.

The purchase is still very smooth. After buying the items in the fresh food section, the checkout is done, but when it comes to checkout, it is not very smooth.

Xu Le looked at the cash register in front and pushed Ying Fan: "...you go, I'll go out first."

Ying Fan was puzzled: "Huh?"

Xu Le pointed to the bottom of the shopping cart, and winked at Ying Fan.

There are indescribable items under it. The two of them buy this, and others will know it without even looking at it!

Ying Fan said calmly and bachelorly: "What are you afraid of?"

Xu Le originally wanted to say why he wasn't afraid, but when he thought about it carefully, hey, their parents have met, and everyone around them knows about it, so why should they be afraid of strangers knowing?

Xu Le: "That's right."

Then the two of them lined up to check out together. At the end of the checkout, Xu Le took out two boxes of condoms from under the shopping cart and put them on the cash register.

Xu Le: "..."

I didn't look carefully just now, what the hell is this spiral pattern!What the hell are the polka dots!

Xu Le didn't dare to look at the expression on the cashier's aunt, thinking that the other party must be thinking that it's okay for the young couple to mess around, they are quite good at playing...

Xu Le regretted why he just reached out and took the condom on, no matter what, Ying Fan should have taken it, otherwise he wouldn't have panicked in such embarrassment.

But he underestimated the psychological endurance of the cashier aunt. After she scanned the barcode of the condom, she said, "This is an event, and there are gifts for buying three boxes. Why don't you two go back and get another box?"

Xu Le had the heart to kneel down to his aunt, he gritted his teeth and said, "No need...that's enough..."