A guide to scientifically managing monsters

"name."

"No, I don't know."

"age."

"One hundred thousand years? One hundred and fifty thousand years? No, I don't know."

"Race."

"No, I don't know."

"Then I won't ask, tell me, what do you know?"

"I, I want to eat delicious food, I don't want to gnaw on rocks and dirt. Woooooo..."

Throwing the pen on the table, she tapped the unfilled form on the table with her index finger, An Qi leaned back, leaned back on the chair, narrowed her eyes slightly and looked at the guy sitting across the desk .He looks like a lion, he likes to sit still, he is very quiet, and he has a feeling of swallowing clouds and fog. This guy doesn't know what to ask, but An Qi can still tell from his appearance that this should be Long Sheng. Suan Ni (pronounced mashed garlic) is one of the nine sons.However, unlike the majestic or vicious dragons in the imagination, this guy has no majesty of a beast at all. Instead, he is skinny and bony, with dull fur and big watery eyes. Now he has shrunk to one-third the size of a chair. He put his front paws on the desk and looked at himself eagerly.

Sighing, An Qi picked up the ballpoint pen again, wrote the word '狻猊' in the life column of the form, and drew a bracket at the top of the form, and wrote a note inside: no education, illiterate, only For language communication, and eating dirt and rocks all year round, the health status should also be very worrying.After filling out the form, An Qi flirted with the side.

Sitting quietly by the side, the beautiful man who looked like a painting immediately moved. He quickly opened the super huge steamer in front of him, took a tong in the other hand, put a fist-sized bun on the plate, and then picked it up himself Send it to the front of Suan Ni.

Sniffing the scent of the steamed buns vigorously, Suan Ni looked at An Qi pitifully, and at the man delivering the steamed stuffed buns with special fear, even though the saliva flowed down like a waterfall, he had to keep sucking, But he didn't dare to swallow the good food that he had never eaten before in one gulp.Because before coming here again, Suan Ni was very arrogant. He is a dragon son after all, even if he can only eat dirt and stones to satisfy his hunger, he must not damage the majesty of the dragon son. Majestic rushed over, and threw him by the nape of his neck like a puppy, and threw him into this strange house, and then there were the above conversations.

"The dogs just out of the pot don't care about the big buns. I made the extra-large ones myself. Eat them." An Qi looked at the thin Suanni with some pity, thinking that all the stray dogs he had ever seen outlived him. Chic, thinking of this, he couldn't help turning his head to look at the man who was sitting quietly again.

With permission, Suan Ni immediately used two front paws to pull the plate in front of him, and then immediately awwed to open some bun skins, and was moved to tears, because he had never eaten such delicious buns. "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow While crying and sipping big buns, the whole Suan Ni was beyond happy.

Leaning back against the chair again, An Qi couldn't help turning her head to look at the man who was sitting quietly.

That's right, this is the demon world, and it is also in the human world, but they are not the same.As far as he knows, so far, only himself and Qin Wangchuan, that is, the man sitting quietly and picturesquely, can freely enter and exit the two realms.Now the world has been developing rapidly in the 21st century, the problem of food and clothing has been basically solved, everyone is living happily, but in the demon world... most of the monsters are like Suan Ni, who eat dirt and stones to satisfy their hunger. It is said that some monsters cannot digest well. He can only drink the northwest wind to satisfy his hunger... and the reason why An Qi appeared here as a genuine human being is a long story.

When he was very young, An Qi found out that he was a gay. There were countless small movies and all kinds of pure love novels hidden in the claw machine, but his vision was so high that ordinary gays would look down on him. He just hated people with bad skin until he met Qin Wangchuan.From the moment he appeared, Qin Wangchuan has been quiet and picturesque, always sitting silently, reading or reading books, and not communicating with the outside world, but he is really, really, really good-looking, Yan Gou Anqi saw it at first glance From now on, she can't help herself, and from now on, she will rely on her facelessly. Even if she never speaks or communicates with the outside world, An Qi feels that she is very satisfied just looking at her. There is no way, her appearance has surpassed the entire universe, and she can be killed in seconds. everything.

However, the happy days only lasted for seven years. One day, Qin Wangchuan suddenly talked to An Qi, saying that he wanted to break up with him!How could An Qi, who has lived happily for seven years, agree? He felt that if he really broke up, he would die of grief, so he continued to beg others with a stern face, and by the way, use the light and heat of the dog skin plaster... Then, come Arrived in the demon world.

The fragrance of birds and flowers is everywhere, just like a fairyland among demons. When you turn your head, you can see beautiful flower spirits dancing and seductive vixen. Being able to make a fortune, from then on, he will reach the pinnacle of his life and become an all-powerful figure in the world of demons. ...Hehe, this is all just An Qi's imagination. In fact, the demon world is a barren land, even more desolate than the Taklamakan Desert. The sky is still gray and dizzy, and the whole body is silent as far as the eye can see.It is said that the area of ​​the demon world is very large, but they all look the same. The monsters can only eat dirt and stones to satisfy their hunger, or drink the wind, but the monsters also want to eat other monsters, but everyone is very strong. Even if they are not strong, there are ways to save their lives, and they cannot be eaten at all.

The boyfriend who has been with you for seven years is said to be the result of Tu Shan's energy-consuming divination, knowing that the future of the demon world is about to enter chaos, and the solution he sought was to devote all of Tu Shan's energy to opening a shuttle channel and send him to the world , Let him go to the world to find a solution.However, Qin Wangchuan is a monster born and bred in the demon world. When he came to the human world, he looked confused. In order not to reveal his identity, he could only pretend to be deaf and dumb, pretending that he was a statue. He has a boyfriend he really likes.

Then...then there was no more, Qin Wangchuan didn't find the solution, and he had to go back to the demon world, because the shuttle channel opened by Tu Shan was about to be closed, and if he didn't go back, he would have no chance.The strange thing is that An Qi also came to the demon world, which is obviously impossible, and the passage that should have been closed was attached to An Qi, which is simply incredible, but the fact is like this.

After learning about the situation in the demon world, An Qi went back very unhappy. When she came back, she brought a truckload of asbestos tiles, and asked Qin Wangchuan to build a simple house on the spot, adding desks and chairs. Waiting for the tools, and finally prepared the gas stove and various ingredients, then An Qi waved his hand, took out a form, and asked Qin Wangchuan to go out to catch, ahem, oh no, he invited a monster to register.

"It's delicious!" After eating the steamed stuffed bun happily, Suan Ni, who even licked the plate, squatted on the chair cautiously, secretly looking at An Qi, who was a little lost in thought.

After regaining consciousness, An Qi opened the drawer of the desk, took out a ball made of rattan and put it on the desk, and said: "Take this ball and go to the door and lie on your stomach. Remember to press the ball with your paws. Good thing there is a steamed stuffed bun reward. Don’t rush to leave, the water is boiling, take a shower before going out!”

I don't know how long it has been since this guy took a bath, An Qi pushed him into a plastic basin, and took five big basins of water to wash him thoroughly.After wiping off the moisture and blow-drying his hair, Suan Ni really looked dignified. He couldn't wait to run to the door with the ball in his mouth and lay down on his stomach, his eyes were so powerful!The majesty of the beast has long been exhausted in the harsh environment of the demon world day after day, year after year. Now, for a meat bun, Suan Ni plans to lie at the door until the end of time!

Watching Suan Ni go out, An Qi picked up the ballpoint pen and twirled it quickly on her fingertips a few times, and said, "Wang Chuan, go invite a few more monsters, only one Suan Ni can't do it, my plan is at least Three or five monsters are needed." The monsters didn't know what to ask, and An Qi planned to find a group of monsters to teach something, and then let them assist in teaching more monsters. Originally, Qin Wangchuan could also teach, but he was not good at words. And the knowledge he has is too little, only a fingernail stronger than the local monsters.

The man who had been quiet and picturesque frowned slightly when he heard the words. Even so, he still looked too good-looking. He said in a worried tone, "I'm worried that your safety cannot be guaranteed, why don't we go together."

"Xuan Ni will protect me, don't worry. And no matter how bad it is, I can go back to the world, you go and come back quickly. I have to take advantage of this time to marinate the ribs and then stew them. Let's have stewed ribs for dinner, do you want to eat?" Add some potatoes or kidney beans, which dish do you want?" An Qi rolled up her sleeves, walked to a corner of the room, took out the stew pot and said.Besides beauties, he also loves delicious food. For example, the big steamed buns in the steamer, which he learned from famous teachers, are said to taste fat but not greasy, and have a lingering fragrance.

Thinking of the stewed pork ribs that he had eaten in the world, Qin Wangchuan swallowed softly and said, "Put potatoes." Both he and An Qi like pork ribs stewed with potatoes.

"I see, you go and come back quickly." An Qi began to search for potatoes.

Poor monsters who are eating dirt in the demon world at this time, they don't know that a certain place is about to drift away for ten miles, and there is a man with a fierce fighting power that explodes the universe, who is searching around, ready to catch a few monsters...

The author has something to say: Why can't I see Suan Ni in the world now?Because he is in the demon world.