world's most stupid

"Hello, Uncle Li..." He Chuzhu stretched out his hands, held that hand very seriously, and shook it vigorously up and down.

This was probably the highest-level big shot he had ever seen in his two lifetimes, and today he decided not to wash his hands.

Among the people present, only Amon knew his background in his previous life, but even Amon didn't understand the stupid apprentice's secret thoughts as a low-level policeman, let alone the others.

People who saw this scene only felt that this young man was honest and simple, with a sense of a good boy in his bones, and many people couldn't help worrying whether they would meet the two brothers, uncles, and grandpas of the two-year-old boy who were so proud of the sky. Let go of your heart... In the future, they will know that this heart was too early.

Li Weiguo smiled, this time his smile was more sincere and more humane.Whether the other party has paid real respect, how can they, old foxes and wolves who have been immersed in officialdom all day long, not see it?

And no one would hate a person who sincerely respects him, especially if the other party is a supernatural boy in the legend of the dark blue children, who has won such a peerless contribution to opening up the land just as he appeared!

This kind of credit is not easy to obtain in today's peaceful age, and it does not require gunpowder, does not need to spend a penny, and does not need to sacrifice anyone's life to obtain such an important position and such a large piece of land. It's just that no matter how much you value the two teenagers, you can't overestimate them.

If it wasn't for the protection of these two children, but also for the protection of the real situation in Zhangjiadao, today's welcome scene would be more than that?

Arrangements have been made in the capital. After the two children are confirmed to be safe, the country's top leader will formally meet them.

However, there are many things that can be manipulated before that. Li Weiguo had a good impression of the young He Shiyi at a glance, so he naturally didn't want to treat this good boy badly.

"Good boy, you are fine." Li Weiguo covered the back of the young man's hand with his other free hand, and patted it gently.

He Stupid was so excited that his little face turned red. When he was around, Li Weiguo was the deputy director of the police department. He had heard a lot about this man, and he was really good.

According to legend, this man's father was just a guard at the gate of the police compound. He was a veteran. He had three sons. One joined the army and died, and the other was shot for failing to learn.

However, Li Weiguo is also very promising. He climbed to the second highest position in the police department in his early 40s. Now...seeing him standing in front of a group of senior colonels and major generals, this outstanding man has probably become a member of the Standing Committee.

Later, He Chun learned about Li Weiguo's current position through Wei Changjiang, which was similar to what he expected. He is currently the Minister of Police, one of the Standing Committee members of the country, in charge of the Huaxia Police and Coastal Police, including the Armed Police Force.

Such a person came to pick them up in person, which definitely gave enough face.

Of course, He Stupid is only guessing about this right now, but it doesn't prevent him from admiring this great man.

Li Weiguo saw the young man's undisguised adoration and admiration, and his smile deepened. He couldn't help but reach out and touch the young man's prickly head.

When he wanted to touch it a second time, the boy disappeared, and there was a tall man in front of him who needed him to raise his head to see the whole picture clearly.

"Amon? Can I know your full name?" Li Weiguo completely changed his attitude towards Amon, and he didn't even reach out his hand.It's not that he doesn't want to express friendship, but he can see that the other party will never shake hands with him.

Amon didn't say a word, his big hands slapped and slapped on the short hair of the stupid apprentice, and He Zhuzhu was so mad at him that he couldn't help but grab his hand.

"If you don't mind, I'll call you Amon. Although it's nonsense, I still want to say, thank you for your contributions to the country and the people. Don't worry, the country has absolutely no malice towards you. You are Chinese citizens. All rights and freedom of movement, no one will illegally infringe on your interests and rights. If you want to go to school, see what you like to learn, the school and the special training can be arranged. Before that, we also arranged some life teachers, I I heard from Changjiang and the others that you...have suffered a lot before, so you don't know much about the outside world, right?"

"Ah."

After confirming that Amon is a person who doesn't like to talk and has a strong desire to monopolize his companions, Li Weiguo also has a little grasp of how to get along with Amon. He walked side by side with the two teenagers and asked them what they want in the future Intend.

However, Li Weiguo omitted all the introductions that had been prepared, and now the introductions one by one are just tossing the children.

Because of Li Weiguo's move, other people no longer have to take the initiative to shake hands with the two children one by one, and avoid the embarrassment of being rejected.

It was a pity for He Zhuchu, this row was full of big shots, let alone one, he had seen so many in the past, and that was not something he could casually meet at his level.

So many thighs...

He Zhuzhu was drooling and being embraced by his master, he was at a distance of two people from the big shots.If he could have known any of these thighs in his previous life... Alas!If I think too much, I will cry!

Seeing those thick thighs smiling at him, He Zhuzhu couldn't help but smirk at them too, and even raised his paw and waved.

"Hahaha! This kid is really funny, much cuter than my grandson. That kid is only eight years old, and the rebellious period has arrived. He keeps a straight face all day long, thinking he is someone." A major general in his late fifties happy.

The others also laughed relaxedly, and the atmosphere suddenly changed, no longer so serious.Which of these major generals is not a human being, seeing Li Weiguo and the two children walking together, they immediately dispersed, and very cordially condolences to the coast guard soldiers who got off the patrol boat.

The scene is lively but not noisy, with a little intimacy unique to insiders.

No matter what the coast guards do, the bosses who can see these bosses will only be happy, even if it's just to leave an impression.

Fu Yi, who was at the back, had been waiting for his superior to bring someone over, but after waiting for a long time, he found that they were going further and further away.

Fu Yi couldn't help but took a step to follow.The other members of the task force were all secretly looking at the two teenagers, and they were all taken aback when they saw Fu Yidong.

Fu Yi stopped in his footsteps, although the reception was not very loud, but those who should be warned have been told. They, members of the task force, were all ordered not to touch the two dark blue children without permission.

Although the above said that the best situation is to invite those two supernatural teenagers to join the special task force, but the specifics still depend on their own wishes. The above said: Never force.

On the other end, Li Weiguo was still talking to the two children.Although Amon is indifferent and indifferent, but with He Stupid, the big funny guy, the conversation will never be cold. Even if he is separated from others by Amon, he can still chat with Li Weiguo with Amon in full swing. .

Amon's gaze swept across the crowd and stopped at a certain point.

There was a sudden noise from the shore, and listening carefully, there was also the click of guns being loaded.

A coast guard yelled, "Don't shoot! That's one of our own!"

The armed police who were in charge of security at the scene responded very quickly. The guards led by the big shots first protected the objects they wanted to protect. Li Weiguo and He Chun Ameng had the most people around them. A group of armed police soldiers surrounded them, turned their backs to them, and faced In addition, the firearms are all raised.

Ah, it must be Sharkstar!Didn't you tell him not to show up for now?He stupidly patted his head and said angrily: "I'm so excited, I forgot to introduce you. I still have two friends in the sea. Maybe they are here. I'll go and see."

At the port, Xiao Shaxing, whom the coast guard called his own, flew directly from the sea to the bridge with a small turtle on his back, and then...it stood up.

A shark standing up on its tail fin? !

With that chubby body and tiny tail, what magic power did you use to stand up?

All the people present looked dull, with their mouths wide open looking at the shark standing upright.

Xiao Shaxing was very excited and happy to follow the patrol boat to the shore of the mainland, and heard He Zhuzhu said that someone would come to welcome them today.He is ready to be welcomed by the younger brothers.

But why did the younger brothers all disperse when he got ashore?

Little Shark Star was very angry. He was the miraculous boy who saved this ship of natives. Not to mention that these natives didn’t use countless ham sausages and instant noodles to entertain him. They didn’t even do the most basic process of queuing up. It’s just... ...rebellion!

Xiao Shaxing opened his fierce mouth and said fiercely: "Didn't you come to meet me? Why didn't you line up? Why did your team break up as soon as I came? You natives think that you don't have to leave the little one when you go ashore. Have you taken it seriously? I tell you, on land, young master, I am still the overlord!"

Little Shark Star was still not used to standing. After standing for a while, he fell to the ground, slid down the bridge, and opened his mouth wide to discharge.

The armed police soldiers and others guarding the bridge retreated one after another. They wanted to shoot, but the coast guards who had just disembarked from the patrol boat shouted not to do anything.

He Zhuzhu threw away Amon and ran over like flying, bumping into a person on the way.

"Sorry!" He Zhuzhu didn't turn his head... Wait, this smell, this breath!

He Stupid was too fast, before he wanted to stop and look back at the person he bumped into, he had already jumped in front of Little Shark Star, and the first thing he did was to shut the scary big mouth of this second-year-old shark superior.

The emergence of supernatural beings in human beings is already scary enough, you spray lightning... At least give us earthlings some time to adapt!

wrong!Believe it or not, Little Shark, if you dare to shoot lightning today, countless humans will arrest you tomorrow?You are not a humanoid, but also a vicious shark, you really don't need too many reasons to catch you!

But He Zhuzhu couldn't tell Sha Xing like that, if he said that, what would happen to this middle school boy?

The vice-captain who had established an unbreakable friendship with Little Shark also rushed over and explained loudly and quickly to everyone: "This shark is He Shishi's friend. It helped us a lot in the sea. We didn't have enough food in the later stage. It is the one who led the sharks to prey on us. By the way, please don’t touch all the fresh fish and seafood in the freezer in the kitchen of the patrol boat, it is the property of Comrade Shark!"

One 囧, two 囧, and a row of 囧 floated across the sky.

The atmosphere at the scene was extremely weird.

The major general who made fun of his grandson was the first to laugh, pushed away the guards protecting him, walked up to the little shark, and said half-jokingly: "Hey, is this a spirit?"

"Old Hu, don't talk nonsense. Probably this shark is also a gene product." The person who said this glanced at He Chun, with a look of disdain and fear, as well as a kind of rejection and disgust for aliens.

Amon who came over noticed the man's expression, and pulled his lips slightly.

Lao Hu chuckled, his expression became obviously colder by three points.Call me Hu, do you deserve it?If it wasn't for Li Weiguo's face, I would slap you right now and throw you into the sea!

"Gene product? Who is not a gene product? A while ago, our family ate all genetically modified soybean oil, Lao Li, do you think I have mutated too?"

Li Weiguo also heard what that man said. That man was the son of his old boss, named Li Chengqi, but he was the least capable of his children.

The old boss is good at everything, but he is a bit patriarchal. He doesn't value his daughter who has developed well in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, but he regards this mud that can't be pasted on the wall as a treasure. The old boss got the news two days ago and insisted on treating this ineffective The son was stuffed into the special case team, although he was just an ordinary commissioner, that is, a civilian worker in the usual sense.

The old boss knew that the task force would report the work directly to him in the future, so he came to him and sat with him for two hours. He wanted him to promote his incompetent mud son as much as possible.

Faced with the entreaties of his old boss, who was so kind to him, Li Weiguo couldn't easily refuse, but he didn't give the other party any promotion, only this time he was brought over for work.

"You just talk nonsense." Li Weiguo smiled helplessly at Lao Hu, ignoring Li Chengqi directly, "Come on, Xiao Shiyi, let me introduce someone to you. This is you, Uncle Hu. I heard that you have many companions living outside. The country attaches great importance to this matter. A task force has just been set up, and the person in charge is this Major General Hu. Regardless of your age, Uncle Hu is still a major general. In fact, he has been promoted long ago, but he himself is unwilling to be promoted. He also said that it would be better to call him a major general, but he is just an old urchin."

The old urchin Major General Hu hehehe, thinking in his heart: You sell loquats!I'm not all for the country.There are only a few positions in the whole country, and now there is no war, everyone wants to go up, those of us who are old don’t deliberately pressure ourselves, those who are young can’t get promoted, and the sky will be turned upside down!

He Tumble was originally a member of this system, so he naturally understood the inside story, ignored the undercurrents of the other party, and gave a very standard military salute to the old and young general Hu, "Grandpa Hu is good."

"Okay, okay! Is this your little friend?" General Hu immediately smiled.Look, what a good boy, he really lives in the heart of the sea in China, and he has learned our Chinese virtues of respecting the elderly so well since he was a child, and he deserves it!

He Stupid hugged Xiao Shaxing's big head and nodded: "Yes, Xiao Sha is my good friend. He was trained to perform like a dolphin before, and then he finally escaped."

Xiao Shaxing didn't resist being hugged, but Geng Xiaowu, who was on his head, slowly stretched out his neck at this moment.If someone pays attention to them, they will find that they are looking at the back of the crowd at the same time.

"Oh!" Everyone suddenly realized, no wonder the shark can stand upright, it turned out to be hard training.

Xiao Shaxing came back to his senses and wanted to refute, but was picked up by He Stupid and threw him back into the sea forcefully. At the same time, he sent a voice transmission: "Do you still want to complete the task? Don't mess around. You have seen how powerful the weapons of humans on Earth are. Bullets can't hit them." Wear your skin, there are other weapons that can blow you up."

Xiao Shaxing snorted coldly, unexpectedly he was not angry, instead he came back via voice transmission: "There is a demon cultivator on the shore, and there is also a little weird aura, like the energy on the island before, be careful."

Xiao Shaxing is not stupid. Although he can live on the shore by relying on his cultivation, he is not as happy in the sea.The ocean is the world he dominates, and only when he is stupid will he go ashore to seek punishment.

"However, the ham sausage and instant noodles that humans promised me will be given to me, and the seafood in the warehouse is mine. I want to exchange them for cakes, dumplings, and ice cream!" The coast guards told him a lot What about food?

He Zhuzhu's face was full of black lines, "Understood, you should leave quickly. I think some human beings look wrong, be careful that they will turn around and arrest you."

"Cut! Young master is afraid of them? If you have the guts, let them go to the sea to try. I'm leaving. If you have anything to do, call me with the sea whistle I gave you."

"Don't forget what I told you, help me find my partner, Little Crab! It's best to save him by the way." When He Zhuzhu said this, he was really not sure whether Little Crab should be rescued by Shark Star, but He thought that he should find something to do for the energetic Zhongershark, for the safety of the earth, amen.

The magical standing little shark disappeared, and He Zhuzhu turned around and smiled at Li Weiguo and the others, "It's gone, the ocean is his home."

Li Weiguo and Lao Hu obviously still had a lot of questions about the little shark, but they knew from the kid's deliberately stupid expression that he didn't want to talk about it.

Li Weiguo and Lao Hu looked at each other and laughed together.Sharks and other species are different, they can't even communicate, so let's stick to the babies in front of us.

Li Chengqi hooked his head and looked at the calm sea, still suspecting that the shark was not just trained like that.Man, he can't move for a while, can't he still move a shark?If something is found on that shark...

Li Chengqi's heart suddenly warmed up.

Fu Yi stood behind the crowd, clenched his hands into fists, and the Adam's apple in his throat couldn't help wriggling.

The kid hit him and they were so close in that moment.

He didn't know if that boy was related to He Chun, but the moment he came into contact with that boy, he felt the familiar throbbing again, and he even felt that he could smell the boy's body odor, which was faint, familiar and strange at the same time.

At this time, He Chun also remembered the person he bumped into just now, but he thought it couldn't be such a coincidence, right?

While thinking that it couldn't be such a coincidence, at the same time, he didn't even have the courage to look up and look behind... It's not that he didn't have the courage, he just didn't want to see that face for the time being, because he really didn't want to meet the bastard for the first time. What are you going to do next time!

It was at this time that General Hu patted him on the shoulder, and said to him very kindly: "Boy, are you tired? I'm not tired to show you my new subordinates, maybe you will have to deal with them often in the future. "

"Ah? Oh, okay, let's meet up then." He Zhuzhu agreed casually, grabbing the hand of Amon who came over.

Amon held the boy's hand instead, and he could tell at a glance that the boy's expression was unsteady, even more flustered than when he was about to get off the boat.Did he see it?

He Zhuzhu suddenly screamed: "Oh!" Master, are you going to pinch my hand off?What's wrong with you!

Li Weiguo and the others heard the young man's scream and hurriedly turned their heads.I saw that tall young man named Amon looking down at the young man beside him, his expression was inexplicably murderous, and his eyes were extremely ferocious.

He Stupid was so frightened that his nerves became smaller, Master, what happened to you!