HP monster

"Oh!!"

When Luna Lovegood was sorted into Ravenclaw by the Sorting Hat, the whole house was boiling. Stuart and Terry sat opposite Mandy and me, and they stood up with green eyes—— They wanted to step on the chair so that the pretty little girl could see them, and Mandy was also excited, but his shyness made him sit and control the violent chest heaving - Ravenclaw hadn't seen it in a long time This kind of cute creature has a cute appearance and does not reject people thousands of miles away.

A lot of boys stood up and blew him kisses as she walked down - I guess this was Ravenclaw's most sensational opening ceremony, and the rest of the house was stunned.

But after a while, in about ten minutes, the little girl used her unique behavior to make the whole academy give her the nickname "Crazy Girl".

"Don't be so pessimistic," Taylor tried to persuade us, "If the little girl is not talking, it's still pretty good to just look at it."

"Then what should I do if she keeps staring at you with dull and empty eyes." Stuart spread out on the table, "I suggest casting a disillusionment spell on myself every night, and sneaking into the girls' dormitory to see how the little beauty looks when she is asleep. "

"You're crazy." Tyler put a fork of sausage into Stuart's mouth.

"What a pity." Mandy propped her face and sighed, "Fortunately, we still have Qiu Zhang."

I tried to think about it, thinking of the little foreign beauty who had been drafted to the Quidditch team as the Seeker the previous school year.Just when I was about to search for more information about her in my brain, I heard Mandy whisper thank you.

"Christmas gift, I... I like it very much, and so does my mother. She said that she should wrap the clay figurine in plastic wrap and freeze it in the refrigerator so it won't break."

After saying a word, even the roots of his neck turned red.

I looked at him in shock—at least half a year has passed since Christmas, if what he told me was what he wanted for Christmas this year...

But it doesn't look like that.

Thinking about it carefully, I probably started to be busy after I came back from the Christmas vacation. I met Mandy every day, but I didn't even have a complete conversation.

...and no wonder.

This made me even more embarrassed, I even forgot to give gifts to everyone, and the clay figurines Taylor and Stuart each have one, I was in a hurry to catch the gifts...

I mean……

Picking up a large chicken thigh and putting it on Mandy's plate, I assured him, "This year's will be even better."

"what?"

His expression told me he didn't understand.

But it doesn't matter, as long as I understand it.

……

When you meet a creature named Gilderoy Lockhart every day, it is difficult for you to ensure that your emotions can not be as irritable as I am.

He seems to be a bit paranoid or something, always wanting to educate Harry, he thinks it is his photoshoot experience with Harry that makes Harry shine like he is today, he even has herbal medicine class when Harry is about to take It's unreasonable to ask for leave to take Harry out to give lectures when I'm here.

If I don't do anything else, can I still be called Dikas?

No, absolutely not.

My twins and I rallied together with fellow men from both houses who also saw Lockhart as an enemy (actually all the boys from both houses were involved).Versatility is preferred, and the most advantaged boy is Colin Creevey, a boy who just entered Gryffindor this year. He holds a camera and vows to take pictures of all incredible things and characters in the wizarding world. Among them were Gerald Lockhart and Harry...

Although his obsession with the latter is also a headache, but I have to say that he is a good helper.

We assigned him the task of photographing all the disgusting moments of Lockhart, which will be published in the wizarding world in the future - the child is very dedicated to this, and he almost photographed all the moments when Lockhart grinned .

"Can you ask Creevey to take a picture of this test paper?" Taylor looked at the parchment between his thumb and forefinger with a look of disgust, "It's unbelievable that Granger also took pictures of this test paper." to full marks."

"Fortunately, anyway, he will never dare to play any Cornish elves in our class." While speaking, I saw that Lockhart had entered the classroom, his smile was as flamboyant as ever, Seeing that the students already had a questionnaire in hand, he nodded with great satisfaction: "10 minutes, let's do something meaningful before class, I guess the children of Ravenclaw have already studied my questionnaire carefully. Writings, yes, you are good at knowledge, I hope that all the test papers handed in will be marked with full marks, now, start."

……

God knows how he can be as proud of his own writing as if he were reading some world famous novel. When he was proud of it, he would use his hands and feet to describe the scene at that time, although no matter how many details he described, I felt that he was describing it. A sci-fi action movie.

Our test paper is still in his hand. When the class was over, he told us with a mysterious face: "I will randomly pick a few good numbers from the test paper, and lucky guests can assist me in the next class."

"Don't———" a group of people shouted in low voices below, and were shot dead by female fans collectively with their eyes

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Before going to bed at night, Harry came over again wearing the cloak.

A lot of people had seen Harry towards the end of last term - he'd often show a shoulder or a heel of his shoe sloppily over the cloak.And the others...they've been friendly to Harry for the same reason they were when they first saw Luna, and Ravenclaw hasn't had a cutie in a long time...the best immediate consequence of this is, At least Harry wouldn't be locked out of the common room for not being able to answer a question again.

Mandy was also used to Harry, and he happily said hello when the door opened automatically.

"Hi, Mandy." Harry took off his invisibility cloak and smiled excitedly, "I was invited by Nick to attend his [-]th anniversary."

He turned and looked at me, "Dickas, you bring your friends, I mean Mandy, Taylor, Stuart, and more... Let's all go and have fun, Hermione said that there is probably no living person Having participated in this kind of party, I think this statement sounds cool, and through this party, we can leave some special memories in the seven years of school!"

"Okay, when." Helping him fold the invisibility cloak and put it on the bedside, I beckoned Harry to sit on the bed, "Is that Nearly Headless Nick from your academy?"

"...Halloween." Harry nodded hesitantly.

"God, I heard that this year's Halloween school has a lot of activities, are you really going to attend Nick's banquet?" Mandy leaned over, "I'm afraid I can't go, Stuart wants to chase Luna, he said he has been dreaming about it for the past two days Dreaming of the blonde hair of the little beauty, he will act on Halloween night, he will dress himself up as a pharaoh, and then say to Luna who has been nagging, "Oh, dear, would you like to be my Neferta ?' ... Me and Taylor were his second-in-commands."

I sincerely wish Stewart the best of luck but his choice of Mandy and Tyler as his secondaries is definitely the worst decision of his life, Taylor will definitely drool before he talks to Luna, and Mandy... he can't say he will He won't "hahaha..." to Luna like little girl Ginny.

"I wish you all the best," I said to Mandy, "bring something for me and Harry for Halloween, my gut tells me to go to the ghost party, I can't eat it Something normal."

"no problem."

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The sales of small toys are surprisingly good, especially the screaming candy, which was originally a joke product, but after meeting Lockhart, we thought of a good way to harm others but make us feel better physically and mentally ——Have you met Lockhart today?Then take one.

We're going around preaching Lockhart's love for screams and telling all the Lockhart fans out there that when you're facing Lockhart, scream candy works better than using your own decibels... …Thanks to all the fans for loving Lockhart, who didn't even hesitate to buy up what we had in stock.

During this period of life, pain and happiness coexist. No matter when and where we can hear the screams, usually there are many kinds of screams combined. It can be seen that Loha Te hates this kind of screaming, but for his own sake and his so-called love and tolerance for fans, he has to grin his teeth and thank the girls every time he hears a scream: "Oh, I love them so much, thank you for the preparation..."

We love them too.

…while we counted our bills and forced a smile on Lockhart's apparent collapse.

It didn't last long though—the headmaster and professors from all schools joined in to boycott the squeezy candy, a little toy whose noise was too much of a hazard.

But a few days is enough for us to talk about a whole term, and I guess Lockhart never wants to see Sugar again in his life.With this contentment, we soon ushered in Halloween.

I can swear this is the worst Halloween of my life, bar none...

This idea has been present since we walked down the eerie stairs to the dungeon, and Harry flinched too. He tried to turn around and leave several times, but was stopped by Hermione: "Okay, Harry, we have to do it anyway." Go see, you promised Nick."

Harry was about to cry, "Merlin knows how much I want to follow Mandy to see Stewart confess his love now."

I patted him, "Relax, you have to think about it anyway Mandy promised to help us bring some food back."

Ron was furious: "Harry, you're running away again! There's still delicious food this time! I'll only have Scabbers when I go back!"

Everyone, including Ron himself, was shuddered by this disgusting sentence.

"You know," Ron quickly explained, "I didn't mean that! Really!"

"Well, we all know," I saw Nick, and let Ron, who had begun to speak incoherently, focus away, and finally arrived at the place, and the cold air was a little heavier, making us feel like we were in a certain place in the refrigerator. a part.Nick stood at the door and looked at us sadly: "My dear friends, welcome, welcome...I'm so glad you can come..."

He led us into the hall, and sat us down at the dining table, who were stunned by the sight in front of us, "You don't want to, I'm going to entertain other friends, the crying widow came all the way from Kent ..."

He drifted away again.

Leave us with disgusting green faces.

——I finally understood why Nick shuttled through the crowd all day long, but on his death day, there were still no living people to attend.

No one would like it, the eerie atmosphere and the wormy fleshy belly...

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There are so many cute girls at the author conference! o(￣ˇ￣)o, I wished to see a few big loves of a certain star, and the chicken was frozen all day