Two people must have one heart

After Liang Xihe entered the door, he handed over the work of unloading the leash and feeding the dog to Ye Bai.

"There is a small box under the coffee table. Add the contents and dog food to it and feed it directly. Wash your hands and prepare to eat."

"Yes, I see." Ye Bai nodded, "But when did you make breakfast?"

"you guess."

Liang Xihe pressed the timer at the entrance and went into the kitchen, washing his hands and removing the pot.

The porridge has automatically entered the heat preservation state. I took a spoonful of it with a spoon, tasted it after blowing it cool, and then pinched some salt and threw it in.Stir the bottom of the pot, press the porridge button again, and set the timer for 5 minutes.

Preheat the electric baking pan, stir the batter and egg liquid just now, spread the egg pancake in the pan, skillfully turn it over and brush the sauce, roll the ham slices and bacon meat, and put it on a plate.

Open the refrigerator and take out the ready-to-eat cauliflower and sweet shrimp, put it on a plate, heat it in the microwave for 2 minutes, take it out and drizzle with sweet and spicy sauce.

Serve porridge and serve on a plate.

Press the timer again, 8 minutes 46 seconds 55.

The good school bully let out a soft "tsk".

"Are you a graduate of Hogwarts College?" Ye Bai saw the steaming breakfast on the dining table just after washing his hands in the bathroom, "Good Potter?"

"With so many nicknames, can you handle it?" Liang Xihe handed the spoon to the person opposite, "The porridge is very hot, drink it slowly."

Ye Bai took the spoon, opened the dining chair with one hand, and inadvertently glanced at the timer on the porch, 8 minutes 46 seconds 55?

What does it mean?

Didn't seem to have it just now?

"What are you timing?"

"Ah?" Liang Xi and Wen Yan followed his gaze, then smiled maliciously again, "Oh, this, I'll tell you later, I'm afraid it will affect your appetite now."

"..." Ye Bai was at a loss for words, he didn't know what this guy was doing.

"Try the egg pancake. If you don't like green onions, I didn't put it in. I brushed it with the secret sauce. I don't know if it's still delicious." Liangxi cut the whole egg pancake into three sections with a dining knife for easy picking.

Then he sat down to drink the porridge himself, and it tasted better after adding salt.

It was supposed to be porridge with preserved egg and lean pork, but I forgot to thaw the lean pork in advance.

"The taste is okay, but the diced ham is too big, it's ham pieces." Ye Bai took a mouthful of porridge into his mouth.

The school bully smiled and looked up at him, "I just said it casually, you are really welcome."

"Although encouraging teaching methods are advocated, opinions still need to be raised."

Liang Xiaoba gently scooped up the porridge and blew it cool, "You who can't even tell the difference between celery leaves and coriander leaves, who gave you the courage?"

Ye Bai felt guilty but he didn't say anything, and he was strong enough to be unreasonable, "Do basketball coaches know how to play basketball?"

"Well, you are right. You are a senior foodie, and you definitely have the right to speak."

"Why did I..." Ye Bai was interrupted just as he retorted.

"The elves eat well and don't talk."

"..." Ye Bai silently stuffed a mouthful of omelette and stopped talking.

After breakfast, Ye Bai still didn't forget about the timer, so he asked again.Liang Xihe slowly leaned over to the dance floor elf's ear, and whispered a word.

Ye Bai's ears turned red suddenly, and he said with a rich expression, "Are you nervous?"

The good school bully laughed even more wildly, and responded with raised lips: "It's not very long-lasting."

"..." Ye Bai regretted asking him this question a little, because that image was lingering in his mind.

Tried to divert my attention by playing with my phone, but it was completely useless!

8 minutes 46 seconds 55 with a full mind.

He can be accurate to 55!

The good school bully looked at someone's ears getting redder and redder in surprise, and couldn't help but sigh, some people dare to say it, and some people really dare to believe it.

He stopped teasing him, went into the bedroom and took the computer out to sit on the auction website for him, then sat on the sofa and fiddled with it in his hands.

There is a small red dot in the contact person, which is Brother Xiao's verification information just now, he clicked agree and noted his name.

Soon there was a system message showing that he had been pulled into the group chat.The name of the group chat is "Qianda District Hayou Base", and there are only more than 80 members. It seems to be a private circle of husky excrement shovelers.

Qianda District is the largest district in Linxi City, but it is not in the city center.From Linjiang Villa to Nanhu Park, and then from Xiuhu Park to Qianda Square, all places within the four directions are included in this area.

Just a few minutes after joining the group, there was a new message in the group chat.

Liang Xihe glanced curiously at the notes of the group members, the names of the huskies' shit-shoveling officers are really more individual than each other.

The Emperor's New Father: Are there any new members coming in?

There is a silly dog ​​at home, huh: I haven't had any new friends for a long time, and there are still two.

Brother Xiao: It was two young brothers who raised Ha and met in Xiuhu in the morning.

There is a silly dog ​​at home, huh: you walk the dog so early on weekends?

Raising a Erha named Satsuma: I have formed a habit in normal times, and I want to stay in bed on weekends, but Xiaoha refuses.

There is a silly dog ​​at home: Hahahaha, yes.

Zhang Linlin's eldest brother: The newcomer's little brother, is the dog raised a male or a female, do you have a partner?I have an ancestral snowy male here...you know what I mean?

Raising a Erha named Satsuma: Hahaha, I worry about Zhang Linlin's life-long affairs every day.

Mengqi is a red haha: Mengqi, male, happy mother, marriage proposal, private self, understand?

The emperor's new father: We are a serious group, don't come up and ask for marriage, let's talk about getting acquainted.smiley face

Brother Xiao: One is Hardy, and the other one is unknown. The little brother didn’t bring it out today.

Zhang Linlin's eldest brother: I've made a reservation first, that's all, let's bid farewell to everyone.

There is a silly dog ​​at home, huh: Hey, how do you say that, people and dogs always go crazy.

……

Liang Xihe read the news for a while, then looked back at Night who was playing with blowing bubbles from the drinking fountain.

Yeah?Do people and dogs always go crazy?

Habitually set the group chat to the message do not disturb mode, and then open the mobile game Busige to log in.

Taking advantage of the time when the resource pack was loaded, he glanced at Ye Bai, the auction had already started, and he was concentrating on looking at the auction information.

He casually said, "Erbai, what do you want for lunch?"

"Didn't you just finish your breakfast?" Ye Bai leaned on his chin and said casually.

"Well, think about it in advance, you have to eat it sooner or later."

"whatever."

"Are you going to go shopping with me tomorrow?"

"Yeah, didn't I already promise you?" Ye Bai still replied casually, "You don't want to go again?"

"No." The good school bully shrank back into the sofa, "I thought you'd come tomorrow anyway, or you'd better stay another night?"

Ye Bai's finger tapped twice on the sensing area of ​​the notebook, marking the item he wanted to take a picture of, and then he turned around and said to the person on the sofa, "I didn't say I was leaving."

The good school bully smiled and looked at him, and then heard him speak.

"Tomorrow morning, I want to eat dumplings filled with soup. I'll just buy them when I'm walking the dog."

"Didn't you just finish your breakfast?" Liang Xihe responded in the same tone as Ye Bai.

Ye Bai was selectively deaf, turned back and continued to look at the website.

Liang Xihe wanted to stretch his legs on the sofa, but he couldn't do it because Ye Baiheng occupied the territory.

"You pat me in and lie down for a while. There are drinks in the refrigerator. Call me if you need anything."

"Is there any Kuoluo? Get me a can.

He will be deaf again.

Obediently handed the boss a can of ice-cola, "Your Kuoluo." Then he turned and went up the steps back to the bedroom.

Buyun's character has been on the main page of the game for a while.

Even the news from the gang "Moge" flashed through many pieces.

System prompt: Receive a new private chat from a friend.

Liang Xihe clicked on the private chat channel to check.

Wenren and Huan (private chat): Bu Yunyun, just in time!Come to the private chat channel to listen to the vice gang leader crying!

Wen Ren Yu Huan (private chat): Come on!It's sad, this melon will not be sweet if you don't eat it.

The deputy gang leader is crying?

Didn't that kid, the deputy gang leader, always boast that he lived among thousands of flowers and never touched himself with a single leaf?Why is there still such a sad and crying time?

This melon has to be eaten.

Quickly input the channel number on his hand and join the free voice group chat.

There are not many people in the group chat, except for the deputy gang leader himself and Wenren Yuhuan, there are only two male gang members.

Sure enough, as soon as I entered the chat channel, I heard plastic mandarin with a southern accent crying about the tragic experience of falling in love in reality.

The deputy gang leader is a complete player in the game.

Chezhe is good at calligraphy and painting, a school that hides in the city and disturbs the situation.

Although the whole sect of Busige practiced Xiaoyao Dao, Chemen was still the best among them. They were extremely clever in their settings, and they could turn clouds and rain with one hand.

And this deputy gang leader has always fit this role in the game, giving people the feeling that he is omnipotent, and he is a romantic son who can lose all kindness and hatred while talking and laughing.

Even the personality signature in the game is: the person who knows everything, the most gentle and the most ruthless.

This kind of always gives people a feeling of seeing through the floating world and wearing a thousand armors.

Don't want to be an infatuated boy in reality.

"Woooo, I've always liked her so much, I like her the most."

"It's been more than half a year, but she's always playing with me."

His plastic mandarin is still heard on the voice channel, and the reverberation voice that comes with drunk and the unique tone of the region are too funny, making it difficult for people to pay attention to the incident itself.

"She and her girlfriends are playing me like a monkey, woo woo woo, I'm obviously a dragon!"

Those who belong to the dragon are not very old, so they should be in college, right?

"Oh, Lele, don't cry." The gentle comforting female voice sounded like A Huan's.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

This brother was crying and crying and convulsed, this crying is so wronged, it is really wronged,

Brother Lianmen couldn't help sighing: A man doesn't flick his tears easily, but he hasn't reached the point of sadness.

"When I was chasing her back then, I...I just... thought she was good at everything, even a fart was delicious, but in the end... woo woo, in the end I was the fart! Ah—"

"Okay, okay, don't cry, a little man is crying like this."

"That's right, where is there no fragrant grass in the end of the world? You have only discovered her true face in half a year. In fact, this is luck, right, and there are not too many mistakes."

"Yes, look carefully, who hasn't liked scum when they were young."

……

Helping everyone comforted me with words, during which a system prompt flashed on the screen: Wen Renjie has joined the voice channel.

Liang Xihe didn't pay much attention, but still listened attentively to everyone's speech.

It's definitely not good for you to comfort me like this. At this time, he is so sad and angry, and he can't listen to what he says.

At times like this, let him vent out all the grievances, sadness, and anger in his heart, so, we still have to scold the scumbag heartbroken together.

Liang Xiaoba turned on his small voice microphone, cleared his throat and said, "Brother, what you said just now is so true, the more beautiful this person is, the more unbelievable it is. Had the same experience recently."

"Have you been deceived in your feelings too?" Hearing that there are still brothers and sisters appearing, the deputy gang leader stopped crying and sobbing.

"It's more than just deceiving feelings." A certain doctor's voice at this moment was full of world-weariness, as if he was planning to tell about the history of criminal love in the past.

"Bu Yun, don't make trouble, why are you joining in the fun?"

Wen Ren and Huan watched Wen Ren Jie join the group chat, and they really didn't want this pair of fake CPs who had a secret love and sadomasochism to discuss any relationship issues together.

"I didn't join in the fun. Didn't I tell you a while ago that I really like a perfect person."

Big Brother Buyun started talking nonsense without much thought, "Today I will tell you the story behind the perfection, and walk into the science - the nightclub that fell on the dance floor and poured three cups."