[Comprehensive] I came out of the infinite world and decided to go on vacation

Jiang Yuenian grabbed Shuangyi by the collar and walked out.

His legs were drooping on the ground, his suit pants were dirty, and the heels of his leather shoes scraped against the concrete floor, making a rustling sound.

"The clown just let this go?" Shanks couldn't believe it.

In his opinion, the clown is the kind of person who would disgust you even if he died. How could Jiang Yuenian succeed so easily?

"Of course..." Jiang Yuenian pinched Shuangyi's collar with one hand, shook it back and forth, looked down at this loveless face, and smiled slightly, "Impossible."

This smile is a bit like a child hiding behind the door waiting for the next person to be frightened by him, a little bit of mischief and insignificant happiness.Shanks was flickered by this sly smile, and suddenly felt that the gloomy room brightened up.

He had never seen such an expression on Jiang Yuenian's face before.

Just when he forcibly turned his eyes away from looking at the smiling face, there was a rattling sound outside the door, and a figure with disheveled hair came to the door, covering the dim lights in the corridor.

That figure is very tall, even taller than Big Billy of the community basketball team that Shanks has seen. Shanks once envied Billy's height that could send a basketball into the hoop by raising his hand, but now he saw this People, only feel that such a sense of oppression is a little scary, and the feelings of longing for it have completely disappeared.

It wasn't until that person got through the door that Shanks realized that she was a woman with a good figure, wearing a black and white leopard-print off-the-shoulder skirt and ten centimeter high heels on her feet, she was a "giant".

"Hi, Yuan, long time no see." Jiang Yuenian greeted him naturally, with a familiar tone, as if he was walking down the street and met an old friend he hadn't seen for many years.

Shanks was a little curious, staring at the woman in front of him, he could only see her thighs at the same level, this is not good, Shanks touched his nose awkwardly, moved his eyes away with red ears - bit by bit, slowly Move until he saw a sharp chin trembling like a cone, and a thunderous voice came from the mouth of this lady named Yuan.

"Shuangyi! You bastard...where else do you want to go?"

A rough and hoarse voice came from the top of the head, as if from the netherworld, carrying the breath of death and fear.

Shanks was blessed for a moment, and quietly stepped back two steps. When he looked up and saw Ms. Yuan's face, he couldn't help gasping——no one else, this face and Shuangyi's monster The son is too similar, but it is said to be exactly the same, the three rows of fangs, the ferocious face, the bloodshot eyeballs - this kind of face that makes people have nightmares at a glance, it is impossible to have nothing to do with it.

"Ah, yes, Shuangyi." Jiang Yuenian raised his hand, as if holding a broom, and shook it casually twice. Shuangyi lowered his head and shook his body in coordination, "This is your husband, Shuangyi." , although I understand that you want to express your love to your husband right away, but there are still some small things that only he can help with."

Jiang Yuenian paused, he suddenly felt the twins in his hands trembling, cold sweat dripping down his forehead, the gloomy twins smiled flatteringly, and tightly hugged Jiang as if they were hugging straws. Yue Nian's sleeve, "Jiang! I suddenly remembered that I have a lot to tell you! That's right! It's what happened after you left!"

While speaking, his body curled up like a small shrimp, and he desperately approached the direction of Ms. Yuanyuan, as if there was a beast that only chooses people to eat.

In a sense, his idea is indeed correct, Yuan has already dealt with many boring humans who have no appreciation level because of the fact that his "beauty" is not valued.

Jiang Yuenian weighed his chin, he needed Shuangyi very much at the moment, but what would happen if he handed Shuangyi to Ms. Yuan?It was like a feathered cat teaser dangling in front of a cat, which made him itch and wanted to stretch out his paws to find out.

"Hey, what are you thinking!" Sensing Jiang Yuenian's long hesitation, Shuangyi struggled in a panic, "I knew you guys were not good! Damn! Just as hateful as that bastard Gongyi!"

Oh?

Having come into contact with the juvenile version of Shuangyi in Infinite World, Jiang Yuenian knows this guy's character like the back of his hand: adding insult to injury and adding insult to injury are his strengths.Gong Yi in the haunted house has obviously been enslaved by Shuang Yi, so it seems a bit strange for Shuang Yi to say these words at this moment.

"Ms. Yuan, may I ask..." Jiang Yuenian's tactful proposal was only halfway through, when suddenly there was a crackling and chewing sound in the empty corridor, this sound was so special that Shanks It was judged that the guy who made this sound was that monster boy.

Now I have sorted out the clues: Shuangyi and Ms. Yuan, the relationship between husband and wife; Monster Boy, the product of the combination of Yuan and Shuangyi.

What a terrible genetic pairing this is!

The only person present who was happy was Yuan. As a father, Shuangyi almost pissed at the moment. One monster is enough, and a beast is needed. This is by no means a situation where one plus one is greater than two, but one hundred plus one hundred is greater than two. The state of a thousand.

If it wasn't for Jiang Yuenian who was still holding on to his collar tightly, Shuang Yi would have run so far that he couldn't even see his shadow.

Ms. Yuan showed great power, tearing down the iron gate with her bare hands, and successfully lifted out her son who was still enjoying the fun of "afternoon tea", and let her son ride on her shoulders affectionately, showing a smile that reads as happiness but is actually horrifying.

The reunion of a family of three should have been a happy time, but both of them wanted to cry. If Jiang Yuenian reached out and handed him to Yuan at this moment, then he would urinate.

"It's such a touching reunion!" Jiang Yuenian almost clapped with one hand, "Although it's a bit disappointing, I still want to say this unfeeling request——beautiful Ms. Yuan, can I borrow your husband for a while? Don't worry, it's only for a short time..."

Jiang Yuenian squinted at the paralyzed Shuangyi, his tone became more serious, and the strong evil taste was about to turn into substance, "Everything that is finished, good, nothing, and missing will definitely be returned to the original owner!"

Shuangyi: I want to cry but I can't.

Because of Ms. Yuan's understanding, Shuang Yi was still being dragged forward in Jiang Yuenian's hands. He seemed to have given up, his limbs relaxed, like a sack without emotion, and all his strength was carried by Jiang Yuenian's hand In fact, for his rascally lazy behavior, carrying ten more pairs is more than enough to show that you are happy.

Things have progressed so far that everything has gone smoothly, and the smoothness has gone too far, making Jiang Yuenian, who is not very lucky, a little suspicious.

Jiang Yuenian sometimes suspects that he was kissed and kissed on the forehead by the cursed god, otherwise why is he so unlucky every time, every time?

Today seems to be his lucky day.

Humming lifeiswonderful, Jiang Yuenian walks on tiptoe, sees the moss in the corner of the wall and finds it cute and charming, the pair of nails are also very innocent, and Ms. Yuan's three rows of fangs are small and charming.

The moment he walked out of the corridor and saw that the clown was not in the hall, his joyful mood reached its peak.

Shanks knew that Jiang Yue Nian was happy, but he didn't expect that the adult who usually looks calm and reliable would have such a gesture.

As if he had discovered some unknown little secret, Shanks was jumping with joy and excitement, but before the corners of his mouth could rise, he was interrupted by the ruthless reality in front of him.

A dark guy was squatting in the dark corner of the beam, watching them quietly.

His whole body is covered with non-reflective paint, and his whole body seems to be a shadow that melts into the darkness. Only his white eyes seem to glow in the darkness, firmly locking all enemies.

Jiang Yuenian: I knew things were not that simple.

Jiang Yuenian immediately shifted his gaze upwards, through the trouser pocket of the monster boy, with Jiang Yuenian's eyesight, he could vaguely see a black button-shaped object sticking to the inside.

That's Batman's tracker.

Jiang Yuenian didn't believe that the clown couldn't notice this, the only possibility was - he left this thing on purpose, and the purpose was obvious: to attract Batman.

The black cloak was like the wings and feathers of the dark night. Batman jumped down from the beam and landed silently.

"Where is he?"

Although not stated, there is no doubt about it.

"I met the clown just now." Jiang Yuenian lifted up his limp hands, "He was gone when he came out. You..."

Batman's hand touched his waist, where the belt looked like the pocket of Dorabe Dream. If he hadn't known that this world hadn't mastered space technology, Jiang Yue would have wondered whether a Boeing 737 could be taken out of it—at this moment, Batman moved his hand to his waist, and the palm that clasped the Batarang didn't tremble in the slightest.

At the end of his eyes are Yuan and the monster boy standing on the side. The strange posture of these two people is very similar to that of Plants vs. Gargantal. The giant woman seems to be hunched on her back in a second. The boy threw it over.

"You don't need to be so tense." Jiang Yuenian took the initiative to take on the role of peacemaker in order to take Shuangyi away smoothly, "I guess you came with the clown's tracker, I'm sure he would never be in this kind of thing Careless, the only explanation is—" Jiang Yue Nian pointed in the direction of Gotham City Center, "He has more interesting things to do, so let's get away from the mountain."

Jiang Yuenian's explanation was groundless, but Batman, who also knew the clown well, knew it was absolutely true and cooperated very well. After a loud bang, a puff of smoke rose from the direction Jiang Yuenian casually pointed at. Then, it rolled and poured into the sky.

Facing a dilemma again, in front of them are dangerous "unknown creatures" (here specifically referring to Yuan and Monster Boy), Jiang Yuenian who once cooperated with the clown, Shuang Yi, the owner of the haunted house who is being tracked everywhere, and a Uh... the red-haired boy who had nothing to do with it.

High-tech facilitates life, Batman knocked on the built-in communicator in the hood, and dialed the phone number of Police Chief Gordon.

After a while of talking, Batman determined the seriousness of the problem.

A crack appeared out of nowhere in the middle of the city, right at the bottom of the Wayne Building. This dark purple crack with the characteristics of tearing space instantly destroyed the base of the building. The building was crumbling and on the verge of danger.

Without saying a word, Batman, who seemed to have no fate with Jiang Yuenian, stared deeply, and the remote control Batmobile was about to leave.

Jiang Yuenian looked at the double one in his hand, and the billowing smoke and dust in the distance continued, he pursed his lips, "You go first, don't worry about here."

Batman stood there waiting for the car, waiting for the second half of his sentence by the way.

All along, Jiang Yuenian was in a passive state.

Since he entered the space of the main god, he was forced to grow up, from an ordinary person to a person who survived by his ability; after learning that he could not return to reality, he rejected the agreement of the main god, and on the other hand, he kindly agreed to the main god's vacation. After the vacation started, he devoted himself to being a salted fish, no matter, don’t ask, it was just a quiet vacation, but the time came and went and pushed him forward, because of several hesitation and submissive choices, he experienced his worst What I didn't want to go through, got the ending I didn't want to see.

It's time to change yourself.

Jiang Yuenian lowered his eyes and stared at his white and strong hands, the blood stained on them was washed and re-drenched again and again.

I don't want to experience the fate of being content with the status quo again.

"I'll go over and help you, after I finish handling the matter here." Jiang Yuenian twisted the trademark on the back of Shuangyi's collar.

Can no longer sit still.

"It's time for me to take the initiative." He murmured, and only he could hear this voice.

Shuangyi sat on the metal cabinet, in front of him was the "murderous weapon" Jiang Yuenian, and not far away were two "beasts", his wife and son.

Amid Shuangyi's sinister laughter, Jiang Yuenian gradually pieced together the complete incident——

After Jiang Yue and they left the country (to complete the mission), Shuangyi’s happy life continued for a long time, until one day he met a monster-like woman in the pond behind the school, and that night, he made a Dream.

"I told you so long ago, I have the power of prophecy! Stupid mortal!"

Shuangyi dreamed about the scene in the haunted house. Using his family as a tool was something that made him extremely happy, but when his wife appeared, he wished he could go back and rebuild.

"Everything in the nightmare happened, but not because I lived to that age, but because I became the dream me."

I don't know when it started, Shuangyi suddenly found that he who was supposed to take the college entrance examination has become an adult.

As if he had predicted himself in the dream, he had already become a couple with that terrifying woman, and had an even more terrifying child.In order to avoid Yuan, he traveled around and opened haunted houses to make ends meet.

"This world is no longer the original world." Shuang Yi cocked her tongue, feeling complacent, "I'm not the same person I used to be...but you... .”

He looked at Jiang Yuenian in distaste, as if he had forgotten the scene where Jiang Yuenian used iron fists to educate him, "Why are you still as dead as before?"

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My cat was paralyzed by the heat and stuck to the floor like a cat pie.

As soon as I got home, I saw this guy clinging tightly to the iron fence, with his limbs turned upside down, his furry belly exposed, and he looked decadent.

I:......

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