[Comprehensive] I came out of the infinite world and decided to go on vacation

When Jiang Yuenian put down the silver fork in his hand, he looked up and saw Bruce in a dark blue nightgown slowly walking down the stairs.

He didn't seem to care about his image at all, the robe was only loosely tied with a belt, revealing a large area of ​​well-trained muscles in the middle, and a little scar was faintly exposed where the cloth was covered.

His black hair was messy on the top of his head, his blue eyes were full of drowsiness, he leaned on the copper handrail, he walked down the stairs step by step, looking like a god who just woke up from a thousand-year slumber Only.

I have to admit that the man in front of me has the confidence to say "There is no one in Gotham who doesn't know me". Even if he doesn't have the billions of dollars of the Wayne family, he still has the capital just because of his face.

Fortunately, Jiang Yuenian has long been immune to beauty and so on. It took less than a second for his eyelids to lift up and down, but the girl next to him was not. Her eyeballs seemed to be frozen from the moment Bruce appeared. Like the lifelike figure in the wax museum, the whole figure stood there in a daze, "Paji--", the bacon in her hand slid down the fork and onto the plate, which was particularly loud in this silent morning.

However, this didn't make her wake up from the "beautiful dream" in front of her. Jiang Yuenian looked at Bruce in a strange way—he was indeed a normal person, not of Fu Jiang's blood, not a descendant of a succubus, and without any supernatural powers , 100% ordinary people.

It seems that the girl's mental capacity is too weak.

Jiang Yuenian couldn't help recalling the scene of the girl lying on the ground and "swimming" in the air yesterday, and silently closed her mouth.

"Hi, how was last night?" Bruce sat in the main seat with a natural expression, as if he was blind, his gaze passed the faces of the two guests in front of him like water, then slid across the table, and stayed on the vegetable salad in front of him , With a sullen expression on his face, he raised his face sideways and looked at Alfred who was standing half a step behind him, "Ah Fu, I'm hungry, let's forget the appetizer, and serve the main meal directly."

"This is the dinner, Master Bruce." Afu smiled, "Yesterday you expressed to me your desire to recover your body as soon as possible. In order to heal your wound as soon as possible and reduce other possible complications, your breakfast today Only these... Oh, by the way, there is also a porridge, do you need me to serve it now?"

Jiang Yuenian saw the same expression on Bruce's face when he squatted on the motorcycle yesterday.

"I think I have to say goodbye, Bruce." Jiang Yuenian stood up, "Today is a nice weather, very suitable for traveling, I don't want to waste any vacation time."

The fork in Bruce's hand dangled in front of his face, "Don't worry, my dear friend." He swallowed a piece of yellow-green vegetable that didn't look very good, and swallowed it like a lead, "Tonight, There will be a banquet at Wayne Mansion, and although we only met yesterday, you saved my life."

Alfred nodded approvingly at the side, his master is willing to make some friends who have nothing to do with his dark secret, it is really a good performance.

"Would you like to come to the birthday party tonight?" Bruce ignored Lucy, who was biting a soup spoon and looking eager.

"Of course." Jiang Yuenian raised his eyebrows, "I mean, of course, but the situation is urgent, so don't expect me to pick out a suitable gift in Gotham, where I'm not familiar."

Lucy was about to go crazy. She didn't expect that the heir to the Wayne family, who was so tender to her yesterday, would be as cold as ice today. Everyone will think that they are the lucky one. The survivor effect tells us that what you see Successful cases are just the rhetoric of a minority, but facing a golden bachelor like Bruce Wayne, which girl who wants to marry into a wealthy family will not be tempted?

However, Bruce's attitude towards him was not as good as that of the man next to him. What was even more annoying was that this smooth old housekeeper destroyed her little thoughts of getting close to Bruce without a trace.Now, she could only watch helplessly as the old butler who didn't drink any water smiled at Jiang Yuenian, "I think it's the best gift for you to come to participate."

After bidding farewell to Bruce, Jiang Yuenian left on a small motorcycle.

He still has no goals today, just driving in the direction of the city center. Yesterday he visited the amusement park and the haunted house. In a sense, he has gained a lot. Today, he decided to consult the local snake first.

"Beep-beep-"

The phone rang twice, and Jiang Yuenian could distinguish the clown's words under the background sound of pinging, "Hi, Jiang, I have to say that your call was really timely."

He let out a sharp laugh, and then Jiang Yuenian heard the sound of a man beside him screaming in pain, the man gritted his teeth, obviously hit hard, and a certain clown was still smiling, "Oh, sir, Don't get excited, it's halftime now, um, you are the luckiest person today, or the unluckiest? Hahahaha."

Reluctantly, he turned down the volume of the microphone and took it away from his ears. After Jiang Yuenian heard a gunshot, the noise over there finally quieted down. He thought for a while, and straightforwardly stated the reason for his call: "Okay , clown tour guide and amusement park director, can you recommend some interesting places to your new friends?"

In fact, Jiang Yuenian could consult the seemingly caring housekeeper at Wayne's house, but based on his analysis and understanding of the housekeeper's personality, there is a high probability that he would recommend him to museums, opera houses and the like. To be honest, He is a vulgar person with no artistic sense, he only likes vulgar activities, maybe asking an unusual clown is a good choice.

Oh, and Shanks, but the children are fine, although, except for Shuangyi's escape that day, the whole haunted house play process is quite interesting.

"Ah, this, ah, let me think about it... I have too many places to recommend, what should I do?" The clown's weird tone came through the electromagnetic wave, and it seemed more and more distorted, "Oh yes Already!" He seemed to have thought of some excellent method, and exclaimed happily, "We can consult others, how about everyone voting for one of the two?"

"Um!"

It was obviously the muffled hum that was most blocked by the fabric. This sound was very familiar to Jiang Yuenian, and it came from the radio wave. If you carefully distinguish it, you can find more than one.

Jiang Yuenian listened to the movement on the receiver, and a picture was automatically sketched in his mind. The clown was still wearing his purple suit, his green hair was casually smeared behind his head, and there was a big smile on his painted face. One hand was on the phone, and the other hand was shaking the heads of the row of people in front of him as if ordering soldiers.

His shoes must have been wet with the blood from that person just now, Jiang Yuenian imagined the scene, but the clown didn't care about it, he might even draw a smiling face on the floor with the blood on his toes.

The people around were tied up and their mouths were tied tightly with cloth strips. They didn't dare to exclaim or struggle. They could only follow the beating fingertips with terrified eyes, praying to heaven in their hearts.

Jiang Yuenian was accustomed to his indifference, and at the same time had an unspeakable emotion.

He has gradually gotten used to the fact that he encountered a pervert. Maybe he is a character in a strange novel, and maybe he was inexplicably endowed with a strange aura by the author.

Now he thinks back to the blood stained on his hands in the past, those memories are blurred, and only sporadic fragments remain. He has always been a person who is self-confident enough to kill his teammates for the principles set in his heart, and he His ego also extends to those close to him, and beyond that, are insignificant people.

"Wow, you're really lucky." The clown's "drawing lots" finally came to an end, he tore off the cloth, and the big man with the beard couldn't breathe, his tearful eyes were like a delicate flower.

"Oh, don't be sad, I just ask you a simple question, my friend, this is the first time I come to our beautiful and rich Gotham, do you have any good attractions to recommend?"

Jiang Yuenian's speed gradually slowed down, and Gotham in the morning was completely different from that at night. Although it could not be said to be thriving, but seeing the hurried footsteps of the people around him and the continuous flow of vehicles, Jiang Yuenian finally determined that Gotham was not the kind he had imagined at the beginning. small town.

Towering skyscrapers block the sun, and the gloomy sky, which is already shrouded in dark clouds, cannot reach the ground. There is a natural sense of depression here, but you can see parents holding children on the road, maintenance workers working hard, and students chasing trams. However, Jiang Yuenian still felt a kind of vigorous power hidden under the dark soil.

He passed these and stopped at the intersection. This should be the most prosperous business district in Gotham, surrounded by billboards, like the most prosperous area in every city. This is the place with the highest population density during the day. Jiang Yuenian bowed his head Looking at the advertisement of the game console in front of him, when he noticed, the people around him stood in place as if frozen, the clerk leaned out from the door of the convenience store, and the person in front of the hot dog stand spilled sauce on his cuffs, wearing fashionable clothes Girls with exquisite makeup raised their heads on the zebra crossing arm in arm.

Not far away is a huge LED screen, Jiang Yuenian didn't pay attention at first, his focus was on the other side of the earpiece, until he heard the girl wearing sunglasses behind him exclaim, and he found that his mobile phone turned into stereo surround sound it's -

Of course not, he took down the mobile phone on his right ear, looked up at the place where everyone's eyes met——

On the LED screen, the guy with the painted face touched the speechless strong man in front of him, raised his gun and dropped it, a huge hole appeared on the fallen man, and the instigator, like a western cowboy, gently Blowing the blue smoke from the muzzle of the gun, his eyes looked at the camera, just for a moment, but everyone in front of the screen was palpitated by the chaotic evil in the eyes, the clown quickly shifted his gaze, and he looked at the camera again. A row of people trapped in seats in front of them.

"Okay, let's go to the next round."

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I deleted [-] characters, and Lucy's part was basically deleted.

Because the brain hole is too big, people may hit me when I write it out, so I re-wrote it.

Sorry for the delay (>people<;)