The cannon of rebirth, your uncle's ashes

With the premise that the system will release the water for himself, Iger decided to deal with this brain-dead male pig in front of him in an open and honest manner, and he will only use the following thinking in the future!

What, where is the water in the system?

Haven't you seen that the system has already pointed out for me how to complete the great task of dealing with the male pig? !It's as if the system tells you how to move the most efficiently and quickly when you go to play the dungeon, in the end God is invincible!

Although MX is a bastard who threatens his own brain death at every turn, it is a good one-in-a-million system from the perspective of humanization!

Boy, if you have cheats, you will have a future, and if you have a future, you will have everything!

"Orend!" Igor, who was about to move, raised his head excitedly, his green eyes sparkling.

Orend, who was interrupted in chatter, was a little dissatisfied at first, but when he saw the beautiful elf with a happy face, his heart turned into a spring spring and his fingers softened.

"Eh? What's the matter, Ig?"

"Aulende, although we just met, we are friends, right~" In order to achieve his goal, Aulende vowed not to give up when he saw the guy in front of him being dazzled by his appearance, and took the opportunity to evoke a bright smile again , There was also a light of prayer in his eyes, with the intention of completely blinding the other party.

After receiving the enhanced beauty attack, Orend's only one-brained brain fell into the sincere "love" of the elf in front of him again. Look at the sad and rippling eyes, see Those delicate lips that are slightly opened and closed seem to have unspeakable words...

In an instant, Orend couldn't help but be addicted to it, staring at Igor with an astonished obsession on his face.

"Yes! Ig, we're friends! Best friends!"

Igor looked extremely surprised and joyful, and approached Aulend's hand affectionately.

"Dear Orend, as an elf, I have never dared to trust humans. After all, the contradictions between races are really...It's really great to meet a sincere human like you!" Ig Er immediately showed a reluctant look, his eyes stained with melancholy, "It's just that humans can't stay in the forest for too long. It is said that there is a spell set by the ancient elf king to expel humans. If you don't leave in time If so, it will be…”

"It's okay, Yige, it's okay to say goodbye." Orend, who thought he understood Yige's meticulous care, was moved and held the soft hand with his back, while secretly marveling in his heart that he had never touched such a tender hand before. skin, while seizing the opportunity to express his sincerity, "We can make an appointment to meet again tomorrow, and then I will bring you some interesting little things."

Igor was startled when he heard the other party's agreement.

【Eh, he already made the promise, MX, and said to break up or something. He wants me to leave now. 】

The voice in my mind fell silent, and after a while, I hesitated and said, [Then, the task is completed, the new task is triggered, and we will make an appointment tomorrow. 】

Igor, who originally just wanted to use language to be lazy, was stunned for a moment, blinked his eyes, and slowly digested the fact that there was another follow-up task on his head, and his handsome face twisted instantly.

[Although it is a good thing to solve a task in advance, but... Fuck, just finished a task and found another one for me. You are a machine just like you, so you don’t have to let the elves idle? you! 】

After yelling out loud curses, Igor's heart instantly felt a lot better, and when he thought of the system that kept quiet and let others scold him, Iger, who had been threatened with death all the time, couldn't help but feel elated.

[Hmph, you spineless guy, why are you so weak, come and fight labor and capital again if you have the ability!Come on come on!Come to clean up labor and capital——]

[The system parasite curses the system, and immediately initiates a first-level punishment measure, an intimate kiss. 】

ha? !

punish? !kiss? !

Before Iger could react, he felt a blur in front of his eyes, and his hand had stretched out uncontrollably, wrapping around the neck of the golden-haired mentally handicapped male pig who was slightly taller than him.

[Wait, wait...system...what do you want to do...]

The golden-haired face in front of him zoomed in rapidly, and finally, only the skin on the bridge of the nose was left in Eagle's sight, which was so close that he could clearly see the pores of the other party.

boo——

Then, a certain golden-haired male protagonist froze in surprise, a certain Igor in a certain place turned into petrification with a silly face, and a certain bird singing on a branch was stunned ignorantly when he saw this scene.

Kiss... kiss... have you kissed? !

[Nianzai system parasites will only be punished with a first-level punishment for the first offense. If they commit a second offense, it will be aggravated as appropriate. 】

Fuck... Fuck! Fuck!system! !That's the kiss I haven't sent in this life plus my previous life... You, you, you! ! !Curse that you don't have little JJ being suppressed life after life! ! !

No... It seems that it doesn't even have the OX function...

A crow flies slowly past...

In front of him, Orend, who had recovered from his stiffness, couldn't help but look at the elf in front of him who was bowing his head because of his frivolous behavior and was embarrassed to look at him again, and a deep joy hit his heart.

What an awkward and cute elf!

A bear embraced Igor into his arms, and Orende felt the faint scent of forest dwellers on him, and looked at Igor affectionately, with a huge surprise that was easy to see on his face: "Igor Ge, this must be a gift from God to me! Don't worry, I will definitely not let you down!"

Eagle, who was still struggling with the OX function of the system, felt the manly aura around him!Listen to those sweet words full of love!The feeling of rolling in the chest can no longer be ignored——

It can be said that he kicked away, Igor quickly broke free from Orend's bear hug, and by the way put a beautiful footprint on the other's chest, resisted his impatience and said "see you tomorrow", then jumped up the tree and flew quickly run away.

Only Orend was left looking at his empty embrace with a lonely face.

The so-called, the elves are very angry, and the consequences are serious.

When Pound, who was bitterly leading his guards all over the city to search for his highness, saw Eagle appearing in the crowd, he immediately wanted to pounce on him and complain that his master was not responsible for the bad consequences caused by abandoning him, but In the next second, Pound's body that was rushing forward after seeing clearly Eagle's dark face immediately stagnated for a moment in the air, and then gave way to the side of the road squarely.

Wow, it turns out that the guard officer still has this kind of stunt——by the guards around him.

"Your Highness, Your Highness..."

"Ah, it's Pound." Igor cast a lifeless glance at the trembling Pound next to him, and continued to walk forward as if he was a sad creditor who failed to collect his debts. "I want to take a bath."

"Yes! This subordinate will prepare now!"

Seeing the eyes like a dead fish in Nuoba Lake no longer staring at him... No, no, how could he offend the handsome Highness so unrestrainedly!To think His Highness's beautiful dark green eyes were dead fish eyes... I am an incompetent guard!

Your Highness, please forgive me——!

As a result, all the guards onlookers saw that Pound, who was frozen in place, suddenly burst into tears and followed the figure of His Royal Highness who had disappeared and returned with howls, and couldn't help feeling again——

Ahh~ Recently, the bodyguard has more and more new skills.

Iger can clearly see the frustration almost written on his bodyguard's face, but now he can't spare any energy to enlighten his bodyguard.

[So, is this a stallion article with upgrades and constant love affairs, and each love encounter can give the protagonist a new opportunity? ] Igor leaned in the hot spring pool, and pressed the towel completely on his head, which had just finished reading the whole novel with mental strength, and used the warm moisture to relieve the tired brain that had encountered too many things.

[Strictly speaking, the ending is the most orthodox one-on-one. According to the earth, he should be regarded as a peerless good man. ] The system unexpectedly did not simply confirm or deny but began to question.

[That’s why I say that with such a high level of intelligence, you are still just a system and cannot evolve into a creature.What you see are just appearances, it is the most shameful person who throws it away after using it and flaunts it as an infatuation. 】

He stroked his long hair that was stuck to the back of his neck because it was wet with water, slowly got up and put on the robe that was placed aside, and sat at the table by the window where the elf fruit wine was prepared. The waking brain turned quickly.

The Dawn Continent is a continent where humans, elves, orcs, dwarves, warcraft and other creatures coexist. The various races can only be regarded as living in harmony, but the largest number is still humans.In contrast, there is another continent, the Lost Continent. It is said that there is a hotbed of monsters, and every 500 years, a wind tunnel will be opened from an unknown place, and countless monsters will flood into the Dawn Continent. The Dawn Continent swept across, causing huge damage, known as the Devil's Tide in history.At this time, all races on the entire continent will unite to fight against the once-in-500-year disaster.

Non-human creatures such as elves and orcs are born with innate advantages that are incomparable to humans. In the chaotic period of ancient times, humans were almost the lowest existence.In order to survive, the strong people of the human race began to unite with each other. In the end, the human power group headed by the Gonloda Empire Alliance and the Sovereign City-State Alliance rose rapidly like all human beings in the history of the world. Instead, they lived in a corner and did not understand the interests. The other races gradually fell to the lower ranks, from the leader who led the Continental United Army as a strong man in the past, to a new force forced to obey humans, and had to submit to the control of humans in order to obtain a quiet place to live.

In peaceful times, they are free labor for the production of weapons and magic products, and high-quality reproductive tools for males and females; while in turbulent times, they are a new force with superior talent and ease of use.

In the mainland in the original book, a once-in-500-year race war is about to begin.

The harbinger of chaos has arrived!

It is against this background that Orend Ai Siqi appeared in the original book. Because of the halo of the protagonist, he quickly escalated into one of the best strongmen, but he was not as arrogant as other human races but advocated racial equality.

For the weak, he is a well-deserved savior, the elf king who is not recognized by the clan, the unfallen leader of the orcs who are oppressed by the big tribes, the weak and neglected son of the Marshal of the Union Army of the Gonloda Empire, and the son of the great magician. Closed disciples, so-called heirs of mainland merchant families... These leading figures in mainland China all bowed down to Orend, and all offered their precious wealth in order to win Orend's heart, and all of them The cannon fodder is in the hands of "true love" who was born as a personal servant from the grassroots beside Orend.

Family wealth is gone, relatives are betrayed, lives are shattered, and only the protagonist's true love and strength are achieved.

This is the hypocrisy that hides under the bright cloak of this book.

[It's not hypocrisy, it's luck. 】The system that has been quietly feeling Eagle's undisguised release of emotions suddenly said, 【Luck, no matter which world it is in, people with luck will be favored by fate no matter what. One point, shouldn't you understand better than anyone else? 】

Oh, do I understand better than anyone...

Suppressing the ups and downs of memories in his mind, a mocking smile appeared on Eagle's face.

【It’s so obvious that you poke someone’s sore spot, you really hate it... Many times, it’s just because you understand that you hate it more than anyone else, you hate it more than anyone else... I can’t wait to see that person...】

[Don't think too much, didn't I say that luck is such a thing, that those who obey will prosper and those who oppose will perish. The law of heaven and this, you can't touch the reverse scale, you can't afford the consequences of hurting him, don't do something meaningless silly thing. 】

[Cut... I see, you preacher! 】

Igor poured the fruit wine under the quilt into his stomach in one gulp, and immediately shouted loudly.

"Pound!"

A figure flashed behind the vine-woven barrier.

"What are your orders, Your Highness?"

"Bring me the windbreaker, I'm going to the Hot Spring Palace... Also, I have something to go to the forest tomorrow morning."

"Eh... eh?! But, Teacher Duo Lun clearly said that tomorrow morning..." Pang De, who was holding his clothes and couldn't react, thought about his Highness's schedule for tomorrow, and couldn't help but widen his eyes.

"It's because he's coming again tomorrow morning that I specifically explained to you. Otherwise, I'd just run out at the right time, and save you the trouble of fussing about it." He took the clothes that Pound handed over and put them on one by one. Alright, Igor, who disliked being too slow, waved away the elf who was serving at the side, and pulled his boots over his feet.

"Yes, Your Highness... May I ask how many guards are dispatched..."

"Let's talk about this tomorrow! Some facts can't be restrained anymore, you just wait here." Stamped his feet, dressed up to at least look like he could go out, and waved his hand to express his satisfaction. It was the resentful gaze that disappeared at the gate.

【Sa, although the high-ranking person should not be exposed to others, but a guy like me who looks like a rookie, weak and arrogant to others is just right enough not to arouse suspicion... Even the old foxes in the hot spring palace, I'll feel a lot more at ease. 】Thinking of the cold eyes of several priests and elders looking at him as if they were lifeless objects when they met that day, Igor jumped against the evening wind and quickly turned to the forest path leading to the hot spring palace.

The system did not make any comments on the thoughts that Igor could present in front of him at this time, but instead opened his mouth and said vigilantly.

[You are going to meet the priest so late? 】

【Yeah, didn't the original book say that Igor went straight to the city to look for him when he couldn't wait for anyone, and found the letter of Orend running away from home, so he followed the other party directly to St. Domis College?I don't want to stay there secretly like a thief for several months, I have to be aboveboard! 】

[The plot of the original book cannot be changed, you...]

【Do not worry!After all, even if it is to avoid being brain-dead by you, I will stick to the plot. 】

Feeling the quiet fluctuations in his brain, Igor secretly made a gesture of victory, and added a sentence in his heart without being noticed——

Persist in being cannon fodder?

Go to hell!