"Hey?" The robber was taken aback: What's the situation?This chick is not only not afraid of herself, she also looks very excited when she sees her...

it's wired.

Too strange. .

Could it be some conspiracy?

I heard from an experienced elder brother that there are often scholars who seem powerless, slender girls, and even old people who seem to be dying... It turns out that they are all masters!It's amazing to fight!Once you rob, you are courting death!

So the robber was silent.

After a long silence, he put away the axe, turned around, and prepared to dodge.

"Father-in-law! Don't go!"

It is a great fortune to meet an old friend in a foreign land.When he met his father-in-law in this life, it must have been a coincidence of sparks hitting the earth!

That's why Buyunfei didn't intend to let him go, so Sa Yazi rushed over: "It's great that my father-in-law met you here~~~"

With that said, I'm going to rub it up.

"Stop!" The robber raised his ax and stopped Buyunfei, his voice trembling, "You, you, you, you, don't come here."

This woman in front of me must have a conspiracy!there must be!

I heard that recently there was a group of the top four female arresters. They are all a bunch of girls, but they are better than each other, and some brothers have already fallen.What they are best at is playing the role of a weak girl lost in the wilderness, and then chatting up a passing robber...

Hey, the more I think about it, the more I resemble it!A comparison, more TM like!And the one who kept calling his father-in-law or something, obviously hit up a conversation, since he doesn't have a son at all!

conspiracy.

Proper conspiracy!

The robber is about to cry, if the time goes back to a stick of incense, he will never come to accost this famous female arrester!

The person who was "arrested by a female name" didn't know that he was disgusted, so he paused, but he was still very excited to rush to find his father-in-law to hug and hold high.

The bandit originally wanted to block it with a knife, but when he thought of his brothers who had stumbled, he was still timid, his calf trembled, and he ran away——

"Father-in-law, don't run away, what are you doing? Don't run away!" Bu Yunfei didn't know what her father-in-law was doing, so she habitually hugged her legs as a pendant.

However, the robber was so frightened that he yelled "Wow, wow!" and ran away even faster!

"father in law--"

Buyunfei opened her enthusiastic arms and chased wildly.

O(╯□╰)o

In this way, the two played one behind the other, playing the "game" of the chicken catching the eagle ==

Finally, a voice shouted: "Stop!"

Both the chicken and the eagle stopped.

This person is dressed in white like snow, standing tall, indescribably open and unrestrained.

wife!

Buyunfei salivated instantly.

Wow, it turns out my wife is so handsome in women's clothing!

Tsk tsk, I should have played a cross-dressing game if I knew it earlier~~~ Aww, so handsome, it should be more exciting to swing the whip, right?

(﹃)

Seeing this handsome boy in front of him, Lao Ying thought to himself: Oh no, friends on the road said that the more handsome and harmless young men are, the better their martial arts might be.Today is really bad. First I met a weak girl, and then I met a handsome guy. This is the rhythm of being beaten!

"In broad daylight, you actually do such a shameless thing. Come with me to the Yamen!" Xiao Lengyu, who wore men's clothing, scolded.

As soon as he heard that he was going to the Yamen, the poor robber withered: Wuwuwu Although I wanted to rob this little girl, but I haven't succeeded in robbing her yet!Is this going to the Yamen?

His hand holding the hatchet tightened, and his legs shook even more.To resist, or not to resist, that is the question?

"Grass picker, come with me!" Xiao Lengyu sternly walked towards Buyunfei.

Buy Yunfei, who was having pink bubbles in her eyes, was taken aback for a long time before scratching her head in bewilderment: Yes, did I make a mistake?According to the plot, shouldn't you come to save me?

"Let's go." Xiao Lengyu couldn't help saying that he pulled Yunfei away and left.Buy Yunfei wanted to break free, but found that Xiao Lengyu's wrist strength was not ordinary!

In this life, she has no martial arts.Well, I was also a three-legged cat in my last life - when I was a girl, I relied on my parents and refused to study martial arts; after getting married, I relied on my wife and refused to work hard to learn martial arts.

Her mantra is basically:

Wait for me and watch my mother clean you up.

Wait for me and watch my wife clean you up.

"You, you let me go! Old... Mistress...Your Excellency, you caught the wrong person!" Buyunfei hurriedly pointed at the robber, "According to the setting, you should catch the robber!"

Well, although this robber is your father in the previous life, it's true that you can't catch him, but you can't catch me either!

"I was the one who was molested!"

Xiao Lengyu sneered: "It is clear that you have not changed your lustful mind and wanted to molest this uncle, and now you are still turning black and white."

Indecent Uncle...

Buyunfei was speechless, I'm not interested in the uncle at all!I only like Miss Yu and don't like to blame Shushu, okay?Besides, that's my father-in-law, father-in-law!

When the robber heard it, he realized that he had been misunderstood as the object of molestation. Although it was a bit embarrassing, it was better than being caught, so he pointed at Buyunfei sincerely: "Yes, she was the one who molested me!"

"..." Father-in-law, it's really you!Still so shameless.

"I've heard for a long time that there is a weed picker among the people, who specializes in molesting men, and he doesn't taboo meat and vegetables, as expected."

Xiao Lengyu looked contemptuous: This taste is too strong, as expected, meat and vegetables are not taboo.

"..." Buyunfei was unable to explain.

Well, I can't break free either.

Just like that, Xiao Lengyu dragged her to the government office.

The robber smiled and walked away.

Seeing him running fast like a rabbit surviving after a catastrophe, Buyunfei felt like ten thousand muddy horses trampled wildly: What's the situation?Aren't you a troubled princess who was molested?According to the plot, it should be Xiao Lengyu who came to the heroine to save the beauty, why was he misunderstood as a female thief picking grass?Do you really look so lewd and wretched?

Also, the name Grass Picking Girl... what the hell!

With an extremely depressed mood, a certain dignified princess was sent to prison by Zhen Yuanhou who disguised herself as a man.

"Will you come to see me?" Buyunfei asked Xiao Lengyu pitifully in the prison, holding on to the fence.

"No, you grass picker, I hate you." Xiao Lengyu said seriously.

After speaking, he turned and left without looking back.

However, for some reason, Buyunfei always felt that there was something else in her eyes.

This time Xiao Lengyu feels very complicated.

Wait, have you been taken to prison?Hey, wait!Will anyone know that I am a princess?I'm not going to die in jail, am I? !

He died before he got out of the apprenticeship.

Buyunfei never imagined that she would be caught in prison as a grass picker.

Moreover, he was personally captured by his wives from life to life.

Fortunately, she is a person who goes with the situation. She is given food and drink in the prison and does not have to work. Except for the poor environment, it is quite good.At least, it is difficult to find such a job in the reality of the 21st century.

Therefore, she is going to settle down, return to her old career, and write novels hard.

She has already made up her mind: even if she really can't get out of prison in this life, she should write more novels, and when she returns to real life in the future, writing these novels silently will save a lot of effort!

So, there is no rush.Anyway, she has already seen that she and Xiao Lengyu have to meet each other in every life, even if they miss this life, there will be a next life.

No hurry, no hurry.

There was no paper or ink in the prison, but fortunately she was a princess, and her clothes and accessories were considered expensive, so she took the jade bracelet she carried with her and bribed the prison boss to buy some pens, ink, paper and inkstone for her, the prison boss saw that there was a big advantage to take, Naturally, he ran wildly.

And because she saw that she was a noble lord, and there might be some lucrative money for her in the future, she worked harder to serve her.The usual food and drink are basically delivered at any time - after all, as for Buy Yunfei's palace tribute jade bracelet, she can't finish eating during the day and at night standing, sitting, lying down and rolling around...

Therefore, even if a certain princess is in prison, she still lives like a princess.

It can be seen that "money can make ghosts grind", "advanced clothes and respect people", the ancients did not deceive me.

For things like writing, no one should bother you.Is there any place in the world more undisturbed than in a prison?No.

To write something like this, you still need to have feelings.Is there any place in the world where you can see the joys and sorrows of life and death more than in prison?No.Countless people who were going to the execution ground cried bitterly, countless people who were imprisoned lamented that people's hearts are not the same as the ancients, and countless people who were framed in complained and complained about this dark world...

Tsk tsk, it's really a living "Ukiyo-e".

Buy Yunfei feels that she is infected by strong emotions here, and she is able to write a masterpiece that will hit the Nobel Prize in Literature!

(Well, although it is a corrupt text==)

Just as she was writing, a person came in from the next cell.

With dark skin, big copper bell eyes, and a scumbag beard, he looks like Zhang Fei.

"Father-in-law!" Buyunfei shook the hand holding the pen.

It's a life where we don't meet!

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