"You don't need to waste your time, I won't like you." I don't remember how many times Xiao Lengyu refused like this.
"..." Hongjun was a little embarrassed. As a later Taoist ancestor and a current ascetic, he had never been so humble, and he had never tried to please a woman.
He would just ask stupidly: Do you like me?How about you stay with me? ?
This is the Great Desolation.The older people are, the simpler and more direct they are.
not good!
not good!
very bad!
Xiao Lengyu's answer has always been exactly the same.
"Then can you like me in the future? I can wait for you forever." The poor Daozu has never been in a relationship, and he doesn't know how to please a woman. He just asks repeatedly and keeps asking. If he disagrees today, I will ask again tomorrow.
So, Xiao Lengyu said the opening paragraph.
Hongjun looks pitifully at Xiao Lengyu.His love hadn't even begun yet, it was about to end...
"I think, one day I will wait until you like me." In the end, Hongjun decided so.
He was able to cultivate the Dao of Heaven later, not all because of Buyunfei's crow's mouth and good luck, but also because of his tenacious will - but whoever can achieve peerless achievements must have peerless toughness!
So in terms of chasing girls, he can't do anything else, but his toughness is still enough.
But unfortunately, Xiao Lengyu has always treated him coldly.In Xiao Lengyu's heart, apart from Buyunfei, there is no room for anyone else.What's more, Mouyu, who has been with Buyunfei since she was a child, thinks: It is normal only for women to be with women, right? Why are there creatures like men?
And when she transformed, she also transformed according to the gender of her master, so she only knew and loved women.She has no feeling at all about the man who appears suddenly now.
Hongjun never understood: why does he love Xiao Lengyu so much, but Xiao Lengyu doesn't love himself?In this world, isn’t there a cause and an effect, and what you give and what you get?Why didn't I get a response from Xiao Lengyu for a long time?Or rather, never get a response.
"Will you never like me?" Finally one day, Hongjun couldn't help asking.
"Yes." Xiao Lengyu replied without thinking, "As long as you don't imprison me, I will leave immediately."
Hongjun was speechless.After years of experience in the prehistoric world, his mana has also increased a lot, and with the blessing of Buyunfei's crow's mouth, he is basically the number one in the prehistoric era. Therefore, even if Xiao Lengyu is in the form of a jade disc, he is still not Hongjun. opponent!
After Hongjun overthrew Xiao Lengyu with drugs, Zulong immediately put Xiao Lengyu under house arrest.
Yes, even the Taoist ancestor, who was later extolled forever, still did the frustrating thing of putting the goddess in his heart under house arrest.
Just like thousands of single dogs, even under house arrest, the other party is unwilling to be with him. .
Two flowers bloom, one branch each.
Let's say that the dragon and the phoenix finally went to war.
This battle can be said to cover the sky and block out the sun, and the blood flowed like a river. The dragon clan has the magic weapon of the dragon clan, and the phoenix clan has the ability of the phoenix clan. The two races are inseparable.
In the end, the Dragon Clan was originally slightly better, and part of the phoenixes had been converted into dragons.But at this time, Luo Hu, who was going to follow the vine to steal the good fortune jade plate, not only couldn't find the good fortune jade plate, but also couldn't even see the magic weapon on Bu Yunfei... He is a demon god, and he is inhuman!After his wish was not fulfilled, he became furious and wanted to kill someone on the spot!
So I rushed to the slaughter site...
Seeing Luo Hu, Phoenix was like seeing a relative, after all, Luo Hu was on his side.So, he greeted him happily.Unexpectedly, Luo Hu raised his hand with a claw, smashing the phoenix that was approaching first, and then returned with another claw, tearing a circle of phoenix chests into pieces.
After tearing off two claws, the phoenixes realized something was wrong, they quickly flapped their wings, and ran away screaming—however, where could they escape?Luo Hu got a few more claws, so the Phoenix clan was almost dead. . .
Yuanfeng was furious, and came here desperately.However, the Dragon Clan intends to take advantage of the victory to pursue and stop and surround Yuanfeng, wanting to rob Yuanfeng right away!
In their hearts, Luo Hu is now a friendly army.
Unexpectedly, when they turned their backs to Luo Hu, Luo Hu "swish" a few claws, splitting the dragon clan apart...
So the dragon clan also exploded: what's the situation?The opponent is not a friendly army?What does it mean?Killing both sides, is he a murderous madman? !
In fact, they guessed right, Luo Hu himself is a murderous maniac!Luo Hu's attribute is bloodthirsty!Otherwise, how could he be the Demon Ancestor?The ancestor of all demons, that is really the devil among devils!
Poor dragon and phoenix, for the first time want to unite.
However, even with their joint claws, they were still no match for Luo Hu.
In less than half a day, this place became a slaughterhouse full of corpses. . .
After licking his paw, Luo Hu was satisfied.
At this time, there was only one Yuanfeng left in the audience, and all other creatures were dead.
Yuan Feng looked at the corpse on the ground, then at Luo Hu, and finally he raised his head to the sky and groaned, flapping his wings and flying away.
Luo Hu was already enjoying killing at this time, it didn't matter if he ran away with a phoenix, anyway, he was never afraid of seeking revenge.It's not a bad thing for someone to survive to proclaim their own horror.
After killing all the dragons and phoenixes, he was in a good mood, and his mood gradually stabilized.Well, he came to find treasure. Although the fight was enjoyable, it didn't achieve the ultimate goal.In the end, it still had to fall on Buyunfei.Therefore, he used the soul search method to find the whereabouts of Buyunfei.Soon, he found the trace of Buyunfei, after all, he was on par with Hongjun.
It is said that Buy Yunfei is already going crazy in prison.
It's not because of loneliness. She has accepted loneliness for thousands of years and is not afraid of it.
She was worried about Xiao Lengyu.
These days when I'm not here, I don't know how Xiao Lengyu is doing?She is not stupid: Xiao Lengyu is so good-looking, and also the legendary Jade God, attracting the admiration of countless people.Those people arrested Xiao Lengyu, maybe they had those dirty thoughts in them!
— Well, actually, he guessed right, Hongjun sneezed.
When she was extremely anxious, Luo Hu slapped several guard dragons to death, and opened the door to enter.
The mahjong player is here.However, two lack two.
"Master Buyunfei, we meet again." Luo Hu smiled.
"It's you..." Buyunfei also recognized Luo Hu.
So, the mahjong players met each other and were very affectionate.
"How do you know I'm here?" Buyunfei asked.
"I don't know, I searched with the soul search tool." Luo Hu shrugged.
"Soul search?" Buy Yunfei was actually quite curious about the similarities between this soul search and Baidu search.But the most important thing at this moment is to find Xiao Lengyu, and I have no intention of inquiring gossip, "Then can you help me find where Xiao Lengyu is?"
"Can't find it." Luo Hu said helplessly.Didn't Xiao Lengyu say search?Originally, he wanted to take away the Jade Plate of Good Fortune, but if he couldn't find it, he must have searched for the Jade Plate of Good Fortune at the first time, not Buy Yunfei.However, I don't know why, but I searched and searched to no avail.
So, thinking of Buy Yunfei's supernatural powers, he simply said cheekily: "Master, why don't you come and search for it?"
"Don't call me a great god!" Buyunfei was still terrified.Luo Hu's mana has obviously improved compared to when he played mahjong together before, and becoming a demon ancestor is just around the corner. How can I be qualified to be his master?
"Also, I don't know how to use soul search tools, but Baidu search can." It's not that Buyunfei still wants to make jokes at this time, but that she really doesn't understand these things.
"Very simple master, I will teach you, as long as you learn how to do it, you will be ready soon." Luo Hui still hopes that Buyunfei can find Xiao Lengyu, after all, Xiao Lengyu's original body is the good fortune jade plate, and now Stolen, the situation is very complicated.
"I already said don't call me a master. I also said that I don't know how to search for pornography." Otherwise, my mouth would kill my supernatural powers like this.
"Great God, you are humble. You taught us our skills. How can you say that you don't know how to search for souls?" Luo Hu was also surprised: The man in front of him clearly has unfathomable mana, so why do you always pretend to be modest? What does it look like?He is the least humbled.Do people have to be humble in order to pretend to be good virtues?
Of course, thinking about it, he didn't dare to question Buy Yunfei.Obviously, Buyunfei's fist is bigger than his.
Buy Yunfei, who was admired inexplicably, was a little nervous.In a hurry, I could only say: "I don't know how to search for souls, I only know how to search on Baidu."
"What is Baidu search? I want to see it too." Luo Hu's eyes brightened.Looks like I can learn something new...
However, Buy Yunfei misunderstood his gaze, thinking that the other party was provoking her, so, following the example of Xiaolong Aotian, she also acted arrogantly: "Do you search on Baidu? But it's just... oh, I can't say no." It’s clear, anyone who wants to search can receive it anyway!”
Fortunately, goodness see you!The author announced tearfully: Buy Yunfei finally made the first prophecy that is beneficial to her!
After finishing speaking, Buy Yunfei originally planned to be irresponsible, but Luo Hu took it seriously: "Let me show you something when the time comes, what is Baidu search?"
"... If you leak, you will leak." Buy Yunfei was also irritable, making gestures and pretending to be searching for people, and in the end she didn't forget to chant the spell she invented.Of course, she would never have imagined that her random DIY mantra at this moment would later become a golden rule to spread throughout the prehistoric world and even later generations.
Originally, Buyunfei thought she was going to reveal her secrets, but who knows, after her search, she actually found Xiao Lengyu's whereabouts!
"Oh my god, she, she is with Hongjun!" Luo Hui was about to go berserk: he was ahead of everything, so could he still be overtaken by that old-fashioned old man Hongjun?
Buy Yunfei was very pleasantly surprised: Mahjong players are here!
It turned out that Hongjun also missed the mahjong years, so he came to see him specially?However, why did he only take Xiao Lengyu away, but not himself?
Anyway, it's always good to see old friends.After all, Buyunfei is quite lonely in this prehistoric world. Except for Xiao Lengyu, who was transformed into a jade dish, only the mahjong player at that time was considered a friend.
Luo Hu is not optimistic: I'm afraid that Hongjun, like himself, just wants to get Xiao Lengyu in the shape of the jade disc of good fortune.
Of course, he didn't tell Buyunfei about this.
Relatively speaking, even if the other party is a bad person, he doesn't like to expose it directly, but prefers...to frame it.
The author has something to say: I am sleepy tonight... I have been waiting for a long time.
If you want to make extraordinary achievements, you must have extraordinary tenacity.I'm obviously not resilient enough, and I can't update funny articles while crying, and I have been tossing all night.
"..." Hongjun was a little embarrassed. As a later Taoist ancestor and a current ascetic, he had never been so humble, and he had never tried to please a woman.
He would just ask stupidly: Do you like me?How about you stay with me? ?
This is the Great Desolation.The older people are, the simpler and more direct they are.
not good!
not good!
very bad!
Xiao Lengyu's answer has always been exactly the same.
"Then can you like me in the future? I can wait for you forever." The poor Daozu has never been in a relationship, and he doesn't know how to please a woman. He just asks repeatedly and keeps asking. If he disagrees today, I will ask again tomorrow.
So, Xiao Lengyu said the opening paragraph.
Hongjun looks pitifully at Xiao Lengyu.His love hadn't even begun yet, it was about to end...
"I think, one day I will wait until you like me." In the end, Hongjun decided so.
He was able to cultivate the Dao of Heaven later, not all because of Buyunfei's crow's mouth and good luck, but also because of his tenacious will - but whoever can achieve peerless achievements must have peerless toughness!
So in terms of chasing girls, he can't do anything else, but his toughness is still enough.
But unfortunately, Xiao Lengyu has always treated him coldly.In Xiao Lengyu's heart, apart from Buyunfei, there is no room for anyone else.What's more, Mouyu, who has been with Buyunfei since she was a child, thinks: It is normal only for women to be with women, right? Why are there creatures like men?
And when she transformed, she also transformed according to the gender of her master, so she only knew and loved women.She has no feeling at all about the man who appears suddenly now.
Hongjun never understood: why does he love Xiao Lengyu so much, but Xiao Lengyu doesn't love himself?In this world, isn’t there a cause and an effect, and what you give and what you get?Why didn't I get a response from Xiao Lengyu for a long time?Or rather, never get a response.
"Will you never like me?" Finally one day, Hongjun couldn't help asking.
"Yes." Xiao Lengyu replied without thinking, "As long as you don't imprison me, I will leave immediately."
Hongjun was speechless.After years of experience in the prehistoric world, his mana has also increased a lot, and with the blessing of Buyunfei's crow's mouth, he is basically the number one in the prehistoric era. Therefore, even if Xiao Lengyu is in the form of a jade disc, he is still not Hongjun. opponent!
After Hongjun overthrew Xiao Lengyu with drugs, Zulong immediately put Xiao Lengyu under house arrest.
Yes, even the Taoist ancestor, who was later extolled forever, still did the frustrating thing of putting the goddess in his heart under house arrest.
Just like thousands of single dogs, even under house arrest, the other party is unwilling to be with him. .
Two flowers bloom, one branch each.
Let's say that the dragon and the phoenix finally went to war.
This battle can be said to cover the sky and block out the sun, and the blood flowed like a river. The dragon clan has the magic weapon of the dragon clan, and the phoenix clan has the ability of the phoenix clan. The two races are inseparable.
In the end, the Dragon Clan was originally slightly better, and part of the phoenixes had been converted into dragons.But at this time, Luo Hu, who was going to follow the vine to steal the good fortune jade plate, not only couldn't find the good fortune jade plate, but also couldn't even see the magic weapon on Bu Yunfei... He is a demon god, and he is inhuman!After his wish was not fulfilled, he became furious and wanted to kill someone on the spot!
So I rushed to the slaughter site...
Seeing Luo Hu, Phoenix was like seeing a relative, after all, Luo Hu was on his side.So, he greeted him happily.Unexpectedly, Luo Hu raised his hand with a claw, smashing the phoenix that was approaching first, and then returned with another claw, tearing a circle of phoenix chests into pieces.
After tearing off two claws, the phoenixes realized something was wrong, they quickly flapped their wings, and ran away screaming—however, where could they escape?Luo Hu got a few more claws, so the Phoenix clan was almost dead. . .
Yuanfeng was furious, and came here desperately.However, the Dragon Clan intends to take advantage of the victory to pursue and stop and surround Yuanfeng, wanting to rob Yuanfeng right away!
In their hearts, Luo Hu is now a friendly army.
Unexpectedly, when they turned their backs to Luo Hu, Luo Hu "swish" a few claws, splitting the dragon clan apart...
So the dragon clan also exploded: what's the situation?The opponent is not a friendly army?What does it mean?Killing both sides, is he a murderous madman? !
In fact, they guessed right, Luo Hu himself is a murderous maniac!Luo Hu's attribute is bloodthirsty!Otherwise, how could he be the Demon Ancestor?The ancestor of all demons, that is really the devil among devils!
Poor dragon and phoenix, for the first time want to unite.
However, even with their joint claws, they were still no match for Luo Hu.
In less than half a day, this place became a slaughterhouse full of corpses. . .
After licking his paw, Luo Hu was satisfied.
At this time, there was only one Yuanfeng left in the audience, and all other creatures were dead.
Yuan Feng looked at the corpse on the ground, then at Luo Hu, and finally he raised his head to the sky and groaned, flapping his wings and flying away.
Luo Hu was already enjoying killing at this time, it didn't matter if he ran away with a phoenix, anyway, he was never afraid of seeking revenge.It's not a bad thing for someone to survive to proclaim their own horror.
After killing all the dragons and phoenixes, he was in a good mood, and his mood gradually stabilized.Well, he came to find treasure. Although the fight was enjoyable, it didn't achieve the ultimate goal.In the end, it still had to fall on Buyunfei.Therefore, he used the soul search method to find the whereabouts of Buyunfei.Soon, he found the trace of Buyunfei, after all, he was on par with Hongjun.
It is said that Buy Yunfei is already going crazy in prison.
It's not because of loneliness. She has accepted loneliness for thousands of years and is not afraid of it.
She was worried about Xiao Lengyu.
These days when I'm not here, I don't know how Xiao Lengyu is doing?She is not stupid: Xiao Lengyu is so good-looking, and also the legendary Jade God, attracting the admiration of countless people.Those people arrested Xiao Lengyu, maybe they had those dirty thoughts in them!
— Well, actually, he guessed right, Hongjun sneezed.
When she was extremely anxious, Luo Hu slapped several guard dragons to death, and opened the door to enter.
The mahjong player is here.However, two lack two.
"Master Buyunfei, we meet again." Luo Hu smiled.
"It's you..." Buyunfei also recognized Luo Hu.
So, the mahjong players met each other and were very affectionate.
"How do you know I'm here?" Buyunfei asked.
"I don't know, I searched with the soul search tool." Luo Hu shrugged.
"Soul search?" Buy Yunfei was actually quite curious about the similarities between this soul search and Baidu search.But the most important thing at this moment is to find Xiao Lengyu, and I have no intention of inquiring gossip, "Then can you help me find where Xiao Lengyu is?"
"Can't find it." Luo Hu said helplessly.Didn't Xiao Lengyu say search?Originally, he wanted to take away the Jade Plate of Good Fortune, but if he couldn't find it, he must have searched for the Jade Plate of Good Fortune at the first time, not Buy Yunfei.However, I don't know why, but I searched and searched to no avail.
So, thinking of Buy Yunfei's supernatural powers, he simply said cheekily: "Master, why don't you come and search for it?"
"Don't call me a great god!" Buyunfei was still terrified.Luo Hu's mana has obviously improved compared to when he played mahjong together before, and becoming a demon ancestor is just around the corner. How can I be qualified to be his master?
"Also, I don't know how to use soul search tools, but Baidu search can." It's not that Buyunfei still wants to make jokes at this time, but that she really doesn't understand these things.
"Very simple master, I will teach you, as long as you learn how to do it, you will be ready soon." Luo Hui still hopes that Buyunfei can find Xiao Lengyu, after all, Xiao Lengyu's original body is the good fortune jade plate, and now Stolen, the situation is very complicated.
"I already said don't call me a master. I also said that I don't know how to search for pornography." Otherwise, my mouth would kill my supernatural powers like this.
"Great God, you are humble. You taught us our skills. How can you say that you don't know how to search for souls?" Luo Hu was also surprised: The man in front of him clearly has unfathomable mana, so why do you always pretend to be modest? What does it look like?He is the least humbled.Do people have to be humble in order to pretend to be good virtues?
Of course, thinking about it, he didn't dare to question Buy Yunfei.Obviously, Buyunfei's fist is bigger than his.
Buy Yunfei, who was admired inexplicably, was a little nervous.In a hurry, I could only say: "I don't know how to search for souls, I only know how to search on Baidu."
"What is Baidu search? I want to see it too." Luo Hu's eyes brightened.Looks like I can learn something new...
However, Buy Yunfei misunderstood his gaze, thinking that the other party was provoking her, so, following the example of Xiaolong Aotian, she also acted arrogantly: "Do you search on Baidu? But it's just... oh, I can't say no." It’s clear, anyone who wants to search can receive it anyway!”
Fortunately, goodness see you!The author announced tearfully: Buy Yunfei finally made the first prophecy that is beneficial to her!
After finishing speaking, Buy Yunfei originally planned to be irresponsible, but Luo Hu took it seriously: "Let me show you something when the time comes, what is Baidu search?"
"... If you leak, you will leak." Buy Yunfei was also irritable, making gestures and pretending to be searching for people, and in the end she didn't forget to chant the spell she invented.Of course, she would never have imagined that her random DIY mantra at this moment would later become a golden rule to spread throughout the prehistoric world and even later generations.
Originally, Buyunfei thought she was going to reveal her secrets, but who knows, after her search, she actually found Xiao Lengyu's whereabouts!
"Oh my god, she, she is with Hongjun!" Luo Hui was about to go berserk: he was ahead of everything, so could he still be overtaken by that old-fashioned old man Hongjun?
Buy Yunfei was very pleasantly surprised: Mahjong players are here!
It turned out that Hongjun also missed the mahjong years, so he came to see him specially?However, why did he only take Xiao Lengyu away, but not himself?
Anyway, it's always good to see old friends.After all, Buyunfei is quite lonely in this prehistoric world. Except for Xiao Lengyu, who was transformed into a jade dish, only the mahjong player at that time was considered a friend.
Luo Hu is not optimistic: I'm afraid that Hongjun, like himself, just wants to get Xiao Lengyu in the shape of the jade disc of good fortune.
Of course, he didn't tell Buyunfei about this.
Relatively speaking, even if the other party is a bad person, he doesn't like to expose it directly, but prefers...to frame it.
The author has something to say: I am sleepy tonight... I have been waiting for a long time.
If you want to make extraordinary achievements, you must have extraordinary tenacity.I'm obviously not resilient enough, and I can't update funny articles while crying, and I have been tossing all night.
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