Forced to call scumbags brothers and sisters [Transmigration Book]

On the way back, Xie Yao gave the box containing the goldfish to Yan Zhou, and said, "You help me raise it, if it falls into my hands, two lives a week will be lost."

Yan Zhou: "I'm here to clean up the mess for you?"

Xie Yao pointed to the little goldfish and said, "I announce that the black one is your son, and the white one is my son. You must treat the next generation well. Look how cute your sons are!"

Yan Zhou: "..."

I believed your nonsense.

The summer vacation before Mingcheng’s third year of high school is usually only one-third of the summer vacation, only about 20 days, and the rest of the time is used to start school early for the preparatory sprint for the third year of high school.

Xie Yao should be the most leisurely one in this group of seniors.To put it bluntly, it was more difficult for him to participate in the competition, other exams and assignments were just a matter of fooling around, but Yan Zhou had to work harder. Looking at him, Xie Yao felt that it was the same when he was preparing for his third year of high school.

But at the beginning, his mentality was far worse than that of Yan Zhou, and the burden he put on himself was much heavier than that given by outsiders.He thought that outsiders had labeled him too heavily, but finally found out that the culprit was actually himself.

Mingcheng's atmosphere is actually much more relaxed than that of his previous school, and the school's management structure is also quite different.

The most typical example is that Xie Yao's original school also had a student suicide case, but the school's approach was to prohibit them from discussing it, and sent security guards to the door early to drive away the parents involved.The way of educating students is the radical method, such as "you can't even bear the hardships you are going through now, what will you do when you enter the society in the future" and so on.

It is even more impossible to give them some tricks to expand their quality.

Xie Yao felt that Mingcheng had at least made up for part of his lack of high school expectations.

After they returned from the playground, the small group of four began to discuss their summer homework. Everyone began to pay attention to the third year of high school, and even Gu Jiayang's nonsense was much less.

On the day when the final grades and rankings came down, Xie Yao also just received a call from the math teacher. Chen Changjian came up and congratulated him, saying that he won the first place in the city in the competition, and he can directly participate in the provincial competition next semester.

Xie Yao casually asked about the situation of the others, and Chen Changjian said that Hou Junjie, the class monitor of Class [-], and two classmates whom Xie Yao was not familiar with also got places in the provincial competition.

As soon as he hung up on Chen Changjian, Lao Yang posted the final ranking and grades in the class group.

As soon as the QQ group was sent out, a group of people responded calmly and self-sufficiently, "Thank you teacher", "Teacher has worked hard", and then ran to the WeChat group next door without a teacher to howl and scream.

The reason for their ghost howling is mainly because of being frightened.

"Damn it, Brother Zhou is serious about his grades!"

"I'm delusional about this ranking!"

Some people secretly discussed whether Yan Zhou had asked someone to take the exam on his behalf.

Xie Yao saw that Yan Zhou's grades were also down. He didn't expect Yan Zhou to say "it's okay" to this extent.

It was agreed to keep the top 400, but Yan Zhou actually rushed to more than [-], almost squeezed into the top [-].

Xie Yao: "Brother, your ranking is beyond my surprise. I'm in a daze. How did you improve so much?"

Yan Zhou said familiarly, "Thank you, teacher?"

Xie Yao: "... Excessive modesty is pride, do you know that?"

Yan Zhou: "I don't know too well, but I feel that this test paper is not too difficult."

Xie Yao thought about it for a while: "Actually, I think you are better at many things at a glance. This kind of teaching will get twice the result with half the effort."

Yan Zhou's grades spread along the QQ group to the post bar. The latest post on the CP building of the post bar is titled "Your school bully is not the same as he used to be?"

1L: As in the title.

The person who posted the post probably left some suspense intentionally, scaring the small crowd who bought a house in the CP building and thought there was something wrong with flaunting CP.

3L: What, what do you mean?Is that what I understand?

4L: Speak clearly, don't be so vague and scary!

5L: Can I keep my house until Chinese New Year?

Only then did the host slowly take a screenshot of Yan Zhou's ranking.

Then the CP building exploded.

6L: Tell me sooner!Scared me!

7L: Our Zhou brother has been working hard, and he got one in the first grade of high school, so the foundation of the first grade is not bad.

8L: Grass...I'm starting to envy Brother Zhou, can you give me some points for my progress?

Yan Zhou: "Did your competition result come out?"

Only then did Xie Yao remember: "Oh yes, how did you know?"

Yan Zhou: "I just saw Hou Junjie's circle of friends, and he posted a message about entering the provincial competition."

Xie Yao was taken aback: "When did you add him on WeChat?"

Yan Zhou: "It was just...inadvertently added."

At that time, the main purpose was to spy on the enemy. Hou Junjie first proposed it, and Yan Zhou followed suit.

During the holiday, Xie Yao had a meal with Li Jun and Yuan Zhigao. The theme of the meal was "The Confession Bureau". Xie Yao and Yan Zhou treated Li Jun and Yuan Zhigao to guests.

Li Jun lamented that the four of them eventually became a gay gang,

He is the most conspicuous alternative leader.

Yuan Zhigao yelled for some wine, Yan Zhou and Xie Yao felt guilty, after all, Lao Yuan was the last to know, so they didn't stop him too much, and got him some.

Then they regret it.

Although Yuan Zhigao's consciousness is still very clear, but he was excited and anxious to share some experience with these two beginners. He completely forgot that he only had theoretical knowledge, and he still spoke nonsense: "Brother Zhou, last time I sent Have you read your stuff, I still have a lot to share with you."

As soon as he finished speaking, Yan Zhou covered his mouth, and Yan Zhou and Li Jun quickly exchanged glances—he drank too much, and quickly dragged him away.

The scene was so familiar, Yuan Zhigao was ruthlessly stuffed into the car on the way back again, and the three of them were inexplicably relieved.

After the beginning of the third year of high school, Mingcheng couldn't help but make some fancy things, such as putting koi.

The most confusing thing is that Mingcheng only has a small pond. Originally, there were many koi in the pond. If it is released like this, it feels like the ecological circle will be destroyed.As a result, they were surprised to find that just a few days before the release of koi, the number of koi in the pond decreased on a large scale.

They strongly suspect that when Mingcheng releases koi every year, he actually fishes out the koi in the pond first, and then formally asks them to release them once...

Think about releasing koi carp, a Mingcheng tradition with a long history...

Xie Yao, who was honorably chosen to release the koi, glanced at the bucket at his feet, and said to himself that this is no longer a second-hand koi, and he probably bought it in seven or eight hands.

They put koi on the edge of the pond, other high school students joined in the fun, and a few small campus reporters were covering around.

One, two, three was shouted on the radio, and a group of them reached into the bucket to catch the koi.

The koi in Xie Yao's hand was relatively docile and didn't struggle much.

It was even worse for Hou Junjie next to him. He didn’t catch fish as a creature at first, but he didn’t catch it after catching it several times. After finally catching it, he was terrified.

The fish was struggling in his hand, and Hou Junjie's heart was about to collapse. He didn't care about the little reporter who came over from the camera. In front of the teachers and students of the school, he grabbed the fish and threw it into the pond like a shot put.

As if it were something extremely hot to touch.

The koi drew a red and weird parabola in the air.

Little Reporter: ...

I was so shocked that I forgot what I wanted to ask during the interview.

He had no choice but to turn his head to interview Xie Yao who was very smooth next door: "Student, what do you think about releasing the koi?"

Xie Yao grabbed the tissue paper and wiped his hands, said in a word: "It's slippery, it's uncomfortable to hold."

The little reporter who interviewed the car overturned twice fell silent: "..."

The onlookers took pictures of Hou Junjie's jaw-droppingly wonderful way of releasing the koi, made them into emoticons, and forwarded them with pictures.

"Forward this magical red parabola, the second grader will bless you with high scores in every exam."

Someone felt dissatisfied for Xie Yao after retweeting it, saying why the second grader is so well-respected, and the first grader should also be arranged.So someone took Xie Yaofang's photo of the koi and forwarded it with pictures.

"Forward this slippery koi, the first grade bless you to pass every exam smoothly like this koi."

Although they thought it sounded a bit weird, but whatever, retweeting is over.

Every two weeks after the release of the koi carp, the two protagonists of the koi emoticon pack will go to the provincial competition together. They passed a total of five people in the second grade of high school, which can be regarded as a fruitful time in the history of Mingcheng.

Because the examination room was not located in City C, Mingcheng hired a car for them.The exam lasted for two days, each in the morning, so Xie Yao and the others had to stay in a hotel arranged by the organizer for one night.

The night before departure, Yan Zhou helped him pack his things together, prepared his jacket and snacks for the road, and even put his underwear and pajamas in for him.

I also told him not to take off only a pair of underwear when staying in a hotel at night, but to wear pajamas, because the hotel is not necessarily clean.

Xie Yao idly looked at his well-organized appearance, and couldn't help but sigh that people really have their own strengths.

Xie Yao: "Brother, do you remember that you used to say that I look like an old lady?"

Yan Zhou: "Huh?"

Xie Yao spread his hands: "Obviously you are just like an old mother. It's like the feeling that you are very worried about sending your children on a long trip, and want to prepare for everything."

Yan Zhou threw the bag into his arms, and said calmly, "Fix it yourself."

Xie Yao pushed the bag back again: "Don't, send the Buddha to the West."

After the five of them got into Ming Chengbao's car and drove for two hours, they all became a little hungry. Xie Yao took out snacks and fruits from his bag and shared them.

Hou Junjie peeled an orange, and said casually: "Your mother is so considerate, and even stuffed you with so much food for the road. My mother told me that City A is not far away. If you are hungry on the road, you will be there."

Xie Yao: "..."

He kind of wanted Hou Junjie to say it again, then record it, and play it back for Yan Zhou to listen to.

But Yan Zhou probably beat him up.

Since the competition was only in the morning, Xie Yao ran out of the hotel in the afternoon and spent most of the day shopping alone in City A. He took a rough tour of several tourist attractions in City A, and then took pictures as if punching in.

Xie Yao sent the photos to Yan Zhou: I don't think there is much fun in City A, but the air is not bad and the sky is blue.

Yan Zhou: Oh, it turns out that the competition is stable.

Xie Yao: Stop blowing rainbow farts.

Xie Yao flipped through the photo album and sent him a picture of a leaf.

Xie Yao: The leaf you picked up was in the shape of loving you?

Yan Zhou was having dinner with Li Jun. After seeing the picture, he choked on the meal and coughed.Li Jun asked curiously, "What did Xiao Xie send you?"

Yan Zhou turned the phone screen in the other direction. Li Jun was silent for a while after reading it, and then let out a long "Hey": "Why did I take the initiative to torture myself so much?"

The car on the return journey stopped directly at Mingcheng, and Yan Zhou came to pick him up directly: "Let's go to my house for dinner first."

Xie Yao nodded: "I just happened to be hungry. I ate the stuff you stuffed on the way. At first I thought it was too much, but after three or two bites, it disappeared."

Yan Zhou said helplessly, "It's because of Hou Junjie."

Xie Yao thought about it, it really is.This guy eats the most.

Xie Yao: "Okay, boyfriend, you can predict things like a god."

In fact, the guy who eats the most also said that you are an old woman.

When Xie Yao went upstairs and saw several pairs of shoes at the door, he was puzzled: "Hey, is there anyone else at home?"

Yan Zhou didn't speak, and opened the door directly.

As a result, Xie Yao saw Li Jun and Yuan Zhigao sliding forward together, waving their hands and exclaiming excitedly: "surperise!"

Xie Yao glanced at the cake with candles on the dinner table, and then remembered that it was his birthday today.