When Downey Wears a Tin Can [Comprehensive British and American]

Canning Genius Starts Last Canning

From the God of Lies enthroned——

No.30 two hours.

After receiving the news, the forces of all parties immediately entered a state of emergency preparations, and the Avengers also rushed to the SHIELD headquarters in Quin-jet fighters. It's up to the Avengers to figure it out, but at least—

"We couldn't have stormed into those rebel strongholds single-handedly."

Outside the Quin-type fighter, the speed was pulled to the maximum, and the two steel armors with the propellers on the two legs combined into one quickly passed the Quin-type fighter. Downey heard Tony Stark say through the steel mask : "He called six people single-handedly."

Downey: "At least when facing a huge number of Eternal rebels."

The speed of the new armor is several times that of the Mark 20. During the critical period, no one will pay attention to the fact that the Avengers must arrive at the same time to reflect their formalism of unity, so it is only natural that Downey and Tony arrive at the S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters before the Quinjet.

Two brand new armors crossed the airspace of S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters and landed on the tarmac. The metal armors with red muscle texture and platinum dividing lines refracted a unique metallic color in the sunlight. caught the eye of every agent on the tarmac.

Especially after landing, the man in the armor reached out and pressed the reactor on his chest, and then the armor penetrated into the skin like a liquid, revealing the person standing in the armor, and then the two of them walked towards the gate of S.H.I.E.L.D. .

Daisy Johnson, who was arranged to meet the Avengers at the gate of S.H.I.E.L.D., couldn't help turning her head and whispering to Coulson beside her.

"Are they here for the show?"

Coulson: "Sooner or later you'll get used to it."

Agent Coulson put his hands in front of him, even though the situation had reached an extremely serious situation, he kept his usual gentle smile on his face.He looked at the two Avengers who were coming towards him: "Good morning, Mr. Stark, and Mr. Robert."

"About the question about space jump that you asked before, in fact, when the Eternal Rebels invaded Manhattan for the first time, S.H.I.E.L.D. started researching it, but that's not my field of expertise, so I can't represent it for you. Convey, if you have anything you want to know, you can directly ask the two people in charge of this project."

After Coulson finished speaking, he turned sideways to give up his position, and made a gesture of please.

They followed Agent Coulson through the intricate terrain of the S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters, and finally came to the most hidden laboratory on the east side of the headquarters. Coulson lowered his head and completed the iris scan, then dragged out the virtual light screen and entered a long list of questions on it. Password, while saying: "There are many scientific researchers in S.H.I.E.L.D., and many of them are better than Fitz and Simmons. At least as far as I know, there are only scientific researchers rated as super scientists by Agent Hill below the eighth level of agents. There are three, but I don’t think anyone knows better than you that geniuses have some arrogance. Everyone has their own ideas, and they are unwilling to cooperate with others with all their strength. But Fitz and Simmons are different .”

"Their tacit understanding is invincible."

As Coulson said this, after entering the password, the heavy metal door just opened to both sides.

"Hey, can you move more lightly, you scared the chaotic ion clusters in my catheter to disperse!"

"You should be very clear that from a physical point of view, even if I put a laser show music from the 70s next to your catheter, it cannot be frightened and the ions disperse. problem."

In the laboratory, two scientific researchers in white coats, a man and a woman, stood facing each other. One of them was holding a row of test tubes, and the other was holding a heavy book. In the catheter crystal, they looked at each other with grim expressions——

"God can't believe that a scientist who specializes in biochemistry would question what's wrong with me in this regard, I think I have to discuss it with you-"

"I said from the very beginning that you can't simply define four-dimensional space as the addition of three-dimensional space and time axis, you should put your optimization algorithm—

"What is the time factor that can be added to the laser fuze target scattering echo chaotic particle swarm optimization algorithm-"

"It is effectively combined with the K-means algorithm, so that the chaotic particle swarm algorithm can be fully utilized to improve their dependence on the initial cluster center—"

"I suggest that you read more relevant reference books, so that you will understand that you are wrong, such as you spend 10 minutes every morning researching your bread jam-"

"You've been like this since before, Leo, you don't listen to other people's advice at all, just like you still need a water jet and a teeth whitening device after brushing your teeth with an electric toothbrush every day—"

"But you don't know that bread is bread and jam is jam Bread can't be made into jam—"

"But you're taking too much—"

"No matter from the physical level, the chemical level, the mechanical engineering, or the self-cognition of daily behavior—"

"I told you a long time ago that the electric toothbrush I made for you already included a cleaning mode, a refreshing mode and a gum care mode—"

"Flour and fruit are fundamentally not the same thing!"

"You're wasting your time!"

Downey, who was fortunate enough to stand at the gate of the laboratory and witnessed the debate, patted Agent Coulson on the shoulder: "It's invincible enough, at least in terms of the momentum of the quarrel."

Coulson: "..."

The voice outside the door finally caused the two researchers in the lab to take a breath. The two researchers who were about to start the second round of argument realized that there were still people standing outside. They looked here at the same time, after seeing Downey.

"Oh my god—" the female researcher Simmons was the first to react, "S, Mr. Stark?"

Although the nature of the work is the same, not all S.H.I.E.L.D. agents are lucky enough to see the Avengers, especially for researchers like them who stay in the laboratory all day.

Just like Agent Coulson, who is formally dressed on the surface but actually wears the same tight underwear as Captain America’s uniform and carries Captain America’s collection cards with him, there is probably no scientific researcher in the entire New York State who does not regard Tony Stark as an idol, even here He was notorious enough before, but this does not prevent many researchers from even getting started with Tony Stark's annual speech at MIT.

Although no one knows that the real Tony Stark is actually the tall man standing behind Downey casually looking around the entire laboratory.

"I heard from Coulson that you have developed the space jump algorithm and simulated a complete set of planned routes for space travel?" Downey walked into the laboratory with a smile, and then took off his glasses to look at the female scientist's neck. Glancing at the business card, "Jemma—"

Fitz, who was standing beside him, said first, "Jemma Simmons."

Simmons nodded, then pointed to the male scientist standing opposite her: "Leo Fitz."

Downey nodded: "I remember." He stopped in front of the huge light screen next to the two of them, "So is there any result?"

Obviously, the two were somewhat emotional when facing their idols.Simmons took a deep breath, and after he almost calmed down, he called up their theoretical information from the light screen: "This is based on the concept of Minkowski space and a particle swarm algorithm with an adaptive time-of-flight factor, combined with After simulating the random search process of the social behavior of birds, a set of spatial node hypotheses deduced through the correct algorithm of the inner product of four-dimensional vectors, the general idea is—"

Downey, who has quickly scanned most of the information on the light screen: "Create a transfer station between the starting point and the end point to connect the space, and then use the method of communicating with the transfer station to realize the space jump?"

He raised his eyebrows: "It's indeed a very smart idea."

Simmons lowered his head in embarrassment, and Fitz next to him continued: "We have simulated countless times on the computer, Mr. Stark, but there is still one single and biggest problem——"

Obviously, in the eyes of a genius, the key to the problem is the same.

Behind Downey, Tony Stark looked at the summary of the entire theoretical information: "Is there still a lack of an aircraft that can resist the rupture of the protective layer and the weakening of the function due to the sudden increase and decrease in speed and short-term pressure during the space jump?"

Fitz: "Yes, sir." He said with a headache, "But I heard that the time left for us is running out, and it must be too late to build a spaceship now."

"If Nick Fury had told you."

Downey dragged out the virtual light screen from his wrist and tapped it a few times.

Almost at the same time as he pressed the send button, something huge fell from the sky, covering the entire eastern part of S.H.I.E.L.D., blocking all sunlight outside the laboratory.

The two researchers couldn't help but ran to the window and looked up. After seeing the aircraft carrier parked above the SHIELD headquarters, the entire site was printed with a huge Stark logo.

"Ooh-"

Downey: "Actually, the S.H.I.E.L.D. aircraft carrier was also theoretically built by Stark Enterprises. Your technicians just submitted a design prototype and the shell of the aircraft carrier, and Stark Enterprises only charged material fees at that time. , the labor costs are all paid by their bosses themselves.”

He said, turning his head to look at Tony Stark behind him: "So I always like that sentence."

The boss of Stark Enterprises, who paid out of his own pocket, asked: "Stingy Nick Fury?"

Downey: "...It is to prevent problems before they happen."

With the transportation troubles taken care of, it seems that only the proposed departure time remains before the final jump simulation near departure.

All pre-war preparations are always complex and cumbersome.

"The deployment of the special agent team is completed, and the third personnel inventory is in progress. The prevention and control materials are in place, the mechanical engineering team has completed the investigation, and the flight functions are all normal-the personnel are ready and waiting for instructions."

"Stay where you are. Where's Simmons' analysis?"

"The results were available 3 minutes ago. Judging from the results of the surface material and air composition analysis that Sol brought from Asgard before, although the results show that it is also suitable for human habitation, I think we should prepare more spare materials. .”

"Contact the federal government, they still have spare weapons and oxygen masks in their arsenal. I remember that some time ago, the United Nations confiscated all the arms storage they left on Earth from the Kimbin, Hand and AIM. If they don't agree to donate, You can just hack into their internal systems - how much food is left in stock?"

"Enough to feed the entire population of Manhattan for three days."

In the command room of the S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters, Nick Fury was still handing over matters before departure to Agent Hill.

In front of the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. was a thick stack of documents that had been sorted out temporarily. He looked up at the time on the wall clock: "There are still thirty hours."

"What are the Avengers doing?"

Agent Hill: "The captain is giving a speech before the battle, Iron Man is dealing with the details of the space jump with Coulson's men, Agent Romanov and Hawkeye are making the final communication with Wakanda and Kama Taj, Hao gram--"

"Fishing in New York Harbor."

Nick Fury: "...They can guarantee that Hulk can keep up with the first batch of troops when they leave."

Agent Hill: "I think they should be able to. I saw ten boxes of Sijibao's peanut butter on the supply list."

Apparently, Nick Fury doesn't intend to comment on Iron Man's methods of taming the wild Avengers.After confirming that all details were not missed, the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. stood up, with his hands behind his back, and looked out of the floor-to-ceiling glass windows, covering half of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s aircraft carrier.

"This is a no-fail operation, Hill."

At eight o'clock in the morning New York time, a hurricane suddenly blew up in the suburbs of New York.

The aircraft carrier that suddenly appeared in the airspace of the S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters naturally attracted the attention of the media from all walks of life, so when the huge aircraft carrier lifted off, it suddenly disappeared in place.

The global media was in an uproar.

"There is no report, no prior statement, and no follow-up explanation. No one knows what tricks the Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D. , so now, he really doesn't even bother to issue a statement."

"Judging from the evasive coalition government's gold and public relations statements, I doubt whether there is any major event that is about to befall all mankind."

"No one knows what the Avengers are trying to do. If they want to teach the aliens who have invaded Manhattan twice, then I have only one thing to say to the Avengers, and that is - look at the taxpayers. For the sake of people, please give their leader a few more punches."

The node of the first space jump is [-] kilometers outside the atmosphere.

They landed successfully and had 5 minutes to rest before the next jump.

Eight hours away from No.20 registered by the God of Lies.

After the space jump, Tony Stark, who came to the back cabin of the aircraft carrier alone to check whether the air pressure in the cabin was stable and whether the functions of the aircraft carrier were operating normally, opened the inner wall of the aircraft carrier cabin, and then saw the The steel with the thickness of the arm is connected to the catheter, followed by the catheter, raising one leg and limbs to form an F-shaped little Spider-Man.

Tony Stark: "..."

Peter Parker: "..."

Tony Stark took a deep breath, turned around calmly, closed the rear cabin door and locked it.

Then he turned and looked at Peter Parker wearing the fourth-generation Spider-Man suit again: "I don't want to hear other excuses."

I don't know if it was because of the man's conniving attitude last time that Peter Parker changed his opinion of him. In short, Little Spider-Man looked at the Avenger with a serious expression and eyes in front of him.

He didn't even have the slightest nervousness when facing Downey who always spoke to him in a gentle voice.

— Well, there is actually one more thing.

But Peter Parker feels that this kind of tension is a physiological reaction that normal people will have after doing bad things and being discovered, in short.

Peter Parker swallowed nervously: "That, that is—"

"Miss Friday told me your plan and the location of this aircraft carrier. I know that Mr. Stark will definitely not let me come over. I also know that my doing so may cause you some unnecessary trouble, but I promise, if you bring me, I will definitely be of great help, it will definitely be more useful than leaving me on Earth."

As he said this, there was even pleading in his eyes: "Don't send me back, Mr. Robert."

Tony Stark took a deep breath: "Did you tell him the plan?"

Obviously this sentence was not said to Peter Parker.

Friday: "I don't know if you still remember, the last time you implanted part of my chip into the Spider-Man suit at the Malibu Sea Villa, you also gave Mr. Parker the operating authority second only to Mr. Nosy. "

Tony Stark: "You know exactly how angry he'll be if you do that."

Friday: "But the permission is given by you, Sir."

Tony Stark: "..."

Friday: "And—"

Tony Stark: "Okay, shut up, I don't want to hear it."

……

……

After 1 minute, the internal operating system of the aircraft carrier entered.

Friday didn't have time to complain aloud.

Jarvis: "I understand."

Jarvis: "Shut up."

Friday: "..."