The Fantastic Animals of Buddhist Bosses
Chapter 86 "Is Dad's bath water fragrant?"...
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Tang Jizhi and Lan Tong returned home in Suzaku. The unfinished seafood brought back by Lan Tong was strung with magic vines, and other magical animals were put back in the painting book.
——With the efforts of the magic vine, the big lobster was eaten by several magical animals, leaving only a large empty shell, which was finally trampled into pieces by the Tyrannosaurus rex, and the big white cat was thrown into the sea for nothing.
God knows how they could come up with this kind of game, and have fun playing it.
Except for Tang Jizhi who came back to live in the villa area, everyone else was evacuated—the only ones who could live in this villa area were rich people, and rich people could naturally live in other cities without worrying about being attacked by monsters.
Tang Jizhi asked Suzaku to stop at the gate of the villa area, and the magic vine found a way to bring the seafood back to the villa. Although Suzaku didn't understand why she stopped at the gate of the community when she could carry her master directly to the house, she still landed obediently and turned into a little girl. The red bird stood on Tang Ji's shoulders.
"Let's go." Tang Jizhi stretched his waist, moving his stiff bones.
Suzaku was really curious: "Master, why did you come down?"
Tang Jizhi gave her a reason: "Exercise."
Suzaku thought for a long time but couldn't think of how to respond to the master's answer, so he just let out an oh.Why didn't I see the owner exercising before?Besides, with them, the owner does not need to exercise at all.
"If human beings lack exercise, their physical fitness will deteriorate." Tang Jizhi poked little Suzaku's head to teach his pet.
Suzaku was immediately immersed in the gentleness of his master, and hurriedly rubbed his head against Tang Jizhi's fingers.
Although there are no friends it knows and likes by its side, the owner treats it very well. It really loves the owner to death. It has thought countless times why the owner does not belong to it alone.
After the words fell, Tang Jizhi noticed that Lan Tong was smiling.
"..." He coughed lightly, inexplicably feeling a little embarrassed.
But who is Mr. Tang? The little embarrassment disappeared after a few seconds. He rubbed his stomach calmly—mainly because he ate too much seafood and was a little full. He didn’t consume much when he came back from sitting on Suzaku. Must have a walk to digest food.
After more than ten minutes, the two arrived at the villa. The magic vine had already entered the room and opened the lights and doors. Several vines protruded from the windows around, dancing non-stop, happily welcoming Dad home.
If other people see the vines they Zhang Yawu grabs in the night, they will surely cause a cardiac arrest.
The yard is full of seafood crawling everywhere
Tang Jizhi suddenly remembered: "The daily necessities we bought in the supermarket are all in the car."
And the car is still parked on a certain street.
"Master, I'll take it back!"
Just as Tang Jizhi wanted to say no, Suzaku had already fluttered its wings and flew out.
Tang Jizhi yawned. He had a busy day today. Although he was not tired from eating lobster meat, he still wanted to take a comfortable bath and then have a good sleep.
As a result, when I turned on the hot water, I realized that the gas had stopped, and the water that came out was icy cold.
Fortunately, Suzaku came back quickly. Hearing that Tang Jizhi was going to take a hot bath, he vomited a small fireball into the bathtub. The fireball gradually extinguished when it entered the water, and the water was already steaming.
"Master, let's go!" Suzaku flapped its small wings, proudly, its eyes crossed the magic vine on the ceiling and the blue pupil standing at the door.
These two guys pester their master every day, can they heat hot water at critical moments?You still have to rely on yourself.
"Dad, I can help you take a bath."
"I can too!"
The magic vine Xiaosan directly rolled up the towel used for bathing in the bathroom, eagerly expressing that he could give Mommy a bath.
Other rattans were not to be outdone, rolling up cups one after another, shower gel, shampoo... In short, they just kept their "hands" empty.
Tang Jizhi couldn't laugh or cry.
Before he could speak, Lantong standing at the door stretched out his hand, grabbed their heads (bottoms), pulled them off the ceiling like an octopus, and threw them out of the bathroom.After finishing all this, he slowly turned his eyes to Suzaku.
Suzaku: "..."
It was so angry that it wanted to peck people, but considering that it couldn't beat the blue pupil, it had no choice but to give up and flew out of the bathroom.
With a bang, Lan Tong closed the bathroom door.
"?" Tang Jizhi was already used to getting along with them. Seeing that Lan Tong didn't go out, he was a little surprised, "The bathtub is not big enough for the two of us. Go to the guest room, where there is a bathtub."
Lan Tong: "I don't make bubbles."
After a pause, he added, "I've had enough soaking today."
Tang Jizhi remembered that he had returned from traveling in country m, and immediately fell silent.
"I'll wash it for you." Lan Tong picked up the towels, shampoo, etc. that fell on the floor, and looked up at Tang Jizhi quietly.
Tang Jizhi: "..."
"Hey, I can do it myself." He pushed Lan Tong out, "There are clothes in the closet, you can change into the ones you like."
Hesitation flashed in Lan Tong's eyes. Facing Tang Jizhi's push, he could easily resist, but when he heard him speak like this, he had no desire to resist at all, and just wanted to follow his words.
I want to...to satisfy all his demands.
Lan Tong was pushed out of the bathroom, ignoring the magical animal that glared at him but didn't dare to come up, and looked down at himself.
After a long and rapid journey in the sea, the clothes were torn in many places. As for the trousers... he remembered what Tang Jizhi said when he gave him the trousers: "I made these trousers myself when I was bored, and the size turned out to be a bit too big. , has been left unworn, it should fit you well.”
Those were pants made by Ji Zhi himself.
Lan Tong's eyes sank.
In fact, Lan Tong held the trousers in his hand when the fishtail was transformed, but...he didn't hold it in the end.
Lan Tong opened the closet and silently chose clothes.After looking at it for a while, he stood in front of the cabinet without moving, thinking it would be better to wait for Ji Zhi to help him choose.
"Look, Lan Tong smiled."
"what……"
"very scary."
"Why is he smiling at Mommy's closet? There's no Mommy in it."
"He's here!"
The whispering magic vine shrank back under the sofa cowardly, Suzaku standing on the chandelier rolled her eyes in disdain, her eyes were as lonely as snow: Alas, a bunch of idiots!
Tang Jizhi soaked comfortably in the water. He didn't know if it was because the water was heated by Suzaku's fire, but he always felt more comfortable soaking than before.
It seems that every pore is open, and the warmth makes people want to sleep.
Turning his gaze, he saw Cheng Guofeng's coat in the basket, and the comfortable expression on his face gradually faded.
Forget it, don't think too much.
Tang Jizhi emptied his mind and didn't want to force himself to think about unhappy things.He picked up the mobile phone next to him and decided to let himself relax, read the entertainment news on the Internet, and check out what young people should do at night.
Playing mobile phones and checking Weibo is a sign of young people nowadays. Tang Jizhi doesn't have much time to check his mobile phones these days. He clicked on the webpage and looked at the latest news casually.
In order not to cause panic throughout the country, the country seldom has news about the capital on the Internet.Even if there was, it was the official news that everything in the capital was safe and there were no new monsters.
Although there is some meaning of whitewashing peace, it is also to appease the people of the whole country.
The state strictly prohibits spreading rumors, and once identified, he will be sentenced to criminal detention.After the promulgation of such rules, it has a certain control effect. Even if there are still people spreading rumors against the wind, it is much less than the first.
Tang Jizhi frowned when he thought of those hooligans playing live broadcasts to cause sabotage. He was afraid that there were quite a few people committing crimes against the wind in the capital.
He just wanted to remind Cheng Guofeng, but then thought that Meng Fei would report himself, so he stopped thinking.
Unexpectedly, the phone rang suddenly, and it happened to be Cheng Guofeng calling.
Tang Jizhi pressed the answer button.
"Minister Cheng, what's the matter?"
Cheng Guofeng's voice on the phone became even deeper: "Have you waited until Lan Tong?"
"It's time." Tang Jizhi said, "Have you eaten the lobster meat?"
Cheng Guofeng: "..."
Thinking of the lobster meat served by Dr. Hu, he sighed secretly, and said, "I'm contacting you to inform you that the parasites have been rescued. Thanks to the lobster you sent, it can expel the parasites."
Tang Jizhi: "?"
Cheng Guofeng briefly described the situation.
Tang Jizhi: "..."
If he didn't expect to send a piece of lobster meat to Cheng Guofeng at that time, wouldn't he have missed this opportunity, and the more than 100 people who were parasitized would surely die?
Cheng Guofeng obviously thought of this too. After he finished speaking, he said after a while, "Thank you."
"You're welcome." Tang Jizhi replied after being silent for two seconds.
The two sides did not speak, Tang Jizhi took down the phone to look at the time on the screen, and said, "It's getting late, you should go to bed early."
"Wait." Cheng Guofeng stopped, and said with a measured tone, "Can you tell me about your relationship with your father? If you think I'm taking the liberty, don't answer me."
Tang Jizhi pursed his lips: "Sorry."
Cheng Guofeng was a little disappointed: "Rest early."
After hanging up the phone, Tang Jizhi lost his mind to read the news on the Internet. He sank into the bathtub, the warm water covered his head, and opened his eyes to look at the ceiling through the water flow.
The water waves swayed gently, and the ceiling in sight was blurred and distorted, which was extremely unreal.
"Ji Zhi." There was a light knock on the bathroom door, and the voice coming from Lan Tong was distorted. Tang Jizhi closed his eyes, feeling vaguely familiar with this scene.
It was as if he had once been soaked in the water, looking at the surface of the water like this, someone called his name.
Lan Tong, who didn't hear the response, frowned, hesitated for a few seconds, and put her slender fingers on the doorknob: "I'm coming in."
After the words fell, he heard the clear sound of water, followed by Tang Jizhi's voice: "No need!"
Lan Tong had no choice but to withdraw her hand.
"I almost fell asleep just now." Tang Jiyang said loudly, "I'll soak it later."
He wiped the water off his face, cleaned up as quickly as possible, changed his clothes, and opened the door. Sure enough, Lan Tong was still standing outside the door.
"Help me choose." Tang Jizhi could understand what Lan Tong was talking about without closing the sentence. He wiped his hair with a towel and walked to the closet, only to find that Lan Tong hadn't followed, and there was the sound of water in the bathroom.
He hurried back to the bathroom, and was shocked when he saw Lan Tong lying in the water he had soaked just now.
The temperature of the mermaid is far lower than the normal temperature of humans. Although Tang Jizhi's bath water is much cooler, it is still hot. Such a temperature is not comfortable for the mermaid.
He quickly opened the water valve, and then opened the water inlet.
However, he opened the water valve with his front foot, closed the blue pupil with his back foot, and closed the water inlet by the way. He didn't speak, but looked at Tang Jizhi with those ice blue eyes.
Tang Jizhi: "..."
"You will be uncomfortable at this temperature." His expression seemed to be that he met his own cub who suddenly became rebellious, what else could he do besides pampering him?
"No." Lan Tong shook his head.
Tang Jizhi was helpless: "Then I'll put some cold water on it?"
"No." If you mix it with cold water, it won't be the water Ji Zhi soaked in.
Tang Jizhi sighed. Seeing that Lan Tong didn't feel any discomfort, he had no choice but to give up. Just as he was about to turn around and leave, Lan Tong took his hand and asked very naturally: "You help me wash."
"Okay." Facing his own cub's request, Tang Jizhi readily agreed.
The icy blue pupils raised with joy.
The magic vine that sneaked over poked its head, and after a while——
"Mommy, I want to take a bath with the water you soaked in too!"
"Little San, you are crazy, I don't want to take a bath! Didn't you soak enough today!"
"But that's the water Mommy soaked in. You're vying to soak it without seeing Lan Tong."
"Is Dad's bath water fragrant?"
……
In the next second, the siren's spiritual coercion cleverly avoided Tang Jizhi, and it rolled towards the magic vine aggressively.
The magic vine shrank into a ball in an instant, and then the drawing book flew out and put it into the page of Snow White.
Magic Vine: "???"
Looking at the magic vine falling from the sky, Snow White: "..."
Tang Jizhi and Lan Tong returned home in Suzaku. The unfinished seafood brought back by Lan Tong was strung with magic vines, and other magical animals were put back in the painting book.
——With the efforts of the magic vine, the big lobster was eaten by several magical animals, leaving only a large empty shell, which was finally trampled into pieces by the Tyrannosaurus rex, and the big white cat was thrown into the sea for nothing.
God knows how they could come up with this kind of game, and have fun playing it.
Except for Tang Jizhi who came back to live in the villa area, everyone else was evacuated—the only ones who could live in this villa area were rich people, and rich people could naturally live in other cities without worrying about being attacked by monsters.
Tang Jizhi asked Suzaku to stop at the gate of the villa area, and the magic vine found a way to bring the seafood back to the villa. Although Suzaku didn't understand why she stopped at the gate of the community when she could carry her master directly to the house, she still landed obediently and turned into a little girl. The red bird stood on Tang Ji's shoulders.
"Let's go." Tang Jizhi stretched his waist, moving his stiff bones.
Suzaku was really curious: "Master, why did you come down?"
Tang Jizhi gave her a reason: "Exercise."
Suzaku thought for a long time but couldn't think of how to respond to the master's answer, so he just let out an oh.Why didn't I see the owner exercising before?Besides, with them, the owner does not need to exercise at all.
"If human beings lack exercise, their physical fitness will deteriorate." Tang Jizhi poked little Suzaku's head to teach his pet.
Suzaku was immediately immersed in the gentleness of his master, and hurriedly rubbed his head against Tang Jizhi's fingers.
Although there are no friends it knows and likes by its side, the owner treats it very well. It really loves the owner to death. It has thought countless times why the owner does not belong to it alone.
After the words fell, Tang Jizhi noticed that Lan Tong was smiling.
"..." He coughed lightly, inexplicably feeling a little embarrassed.
But who is Mr. Tang? The little embarrassment disappeared after a few seconds. He rubbed his stomach calmly—mainly because he ate too much seafood and was a little full. He didn’t consume much when he came back from sitting on Suzaku. Must have a walk to digest food.
After more than ten minutes, the two arrived at the villa. The magic vine had already entered the room and opened the lights and doors. Several vines protruded from the windows around, dancing non-stop, happily welcoming Dad home.
If other people see the vines they Zhang Yawu grabs in the night, they will surely cause a cardiac arrest.
The yard is full of seafood crawling everywhere
Tang Jizhi suddenly remembered: "The daily necessities we bought in the supermarket are all in the car."
And the car is still parked on a certain street.
"Master, I'll take it back!"
Just as Tang Jizhi wanted to say no, Suzaku had already fluttered its wings and flew out.
Tang Jizhi yawned. He had a busy day today. Although he was not tired from eating lobster meat, he still wanted to take a comfortable bath and then have a good sleep.
As a result, when I turned on the hot water, I realized that the gas had stopped, and the water that came out was icy cold.
Fortunately, Suzaku came back quickly. Hearing that Tang Jizhi was going to take a hot bath, he vomited a small fireball into the bathtub. The fireball gradually extinguished when it entered the water, and the water was already steaming.
"Master, let's go!" Suzaku flapped its small wings, proudly, its eyes crossed the magic vine on the ceiling and the blue pupil standing at the door.
These two guys pester their master every day, can they heat hot water at critical moments?You still have to rely on yourself.
"Dad, I can help you take a bath."
"I can too!"
The magic vine Xiaosan directly rolled up the towel used for bathing in the bathroom, eagerly expressing that he could give Mommy a bath.
Other rattans were not to be outdone, rolling up cups one after another, shower gel, shampoo... In short, they just kept their "hands" empty.
Tang Jizhi couldn't laugh or cry.
Before he could speak, Lantong standing at the door stretched out his hand, grabbed their heads (bottoms), pulled them off the ceiling like an octopus, and threw them out of the bathroom.After finishing all this, he slowly turned his eyes to Suzaku.
Suzaku: "..."
It was so angry that it wanted to peck people, but considering that it couldn't beat the blue pupil, it had no choice but to give up and flew out of the bathroom.
With a bang, Lan Tong closed the bathroom door.
"?" Tang Jizhi was already used to getting along with them. Seeing that Lan Tong didn't go out, he was a little surprised, "The bathtub is not big enough for the two of us. Go to the guest room, where there is a bathtub."
Lan Tong: "I don't make bubbles."
After a pause, he added, "I've had enough soaking today."
Tang Jizhi remembered that he had returned from traveling in country m, and immediately fell silent.
"I'll wash it for you." Lan Tong picked up the towels, shampoo, etc. that fell on the floor, and looked up at Tang Jizhi quietly.
Tang Jizhi: "..."
"Hey, I can do it myself." He pushed Lan Tong out, "There are clothes in the closet, you can change into the ones you like."
Hesitation flashed in Lan Tong's eyes. Facing Tang Jizhi's push, he could easily resist, but when he heard him speak like this, he had no desire to resist at all, and just wanted to follow his words.
I want to...to satisfy all his demands.
Lan Tong was pushed out of the bathroom, ignoring the magical animal that glared at him but didn't dare to come up, and looked down at himself.
After a long and rapid journey in the sea, the clothes were torn in many places. As for the trousers... he remembered what Tang Jizhi said when he gave him the trousers: "I made these trousers myself when I was bored, and the size turned out to be a bit too big. , has been left unworn, it should fit you well.”
Those were pants made by Ji Zhi himself.
Lan Tong's eyes sank.
In fact, Lan Tong held the trousers in his hand when the fishtail was transformed, but...he didn't hold it in the end.
Lan Tong opened the closet and silently chose clothes.After looking at it for a while, he stood in front of the cabinet without moving, thinking it would be better to wait for Ji Zhi to help him choose.
"Look, Lan Tong smiled."
"what……"
"very scary."
"Why is he smiling at Mommy's closet? There's no Mommy in it."
"He's here!"
The whispering magic vine shrank back under the sofa cowardly, Suzaku standing on the chandelier rolled her eyes in disdain, her eyes were as lonely as snow: Alas, a bunch of idiots!
Tang Jizhi soaked comfortably in the water. He didn't know if it was because the water was heated by Suzaku's fire, but he always felt more comfortable soaking than before.
It seems that every pore is open, and the warmth makes people want to sleep.
Turning his gaze, he saw Cheng Guofeng's coat in the basket, and the comfortable expression on his face gradually faded.
Forget it, don't think too much.
Tang Jizhi emptied his mind and didn't want to force himself to think about unhappy things.He picked up the mobile phone next to him and decided to let himself relax, read the entertainment news on the Internet, and check out what young people should do at night.
Playing mobile phones and checking Weibo is a sign of young people nowadays. Tang Jizhi doesn't have much time to check his mobile phones these days. He clicked on the webpage and looked at the latest news casually.
In order not to cause panic throughout the country, the country seldom has news about the capital on the Internet.Even if there was, it was the official news that everything in the capital was safe and there were no new monsters.
Although there is some meaning of whitewashing peace, it is also to appease the people of the whole country.
The state strictly prohibits spreading rumors, and once identified, he will be sentenced to criminal detention.After the promulgation of such rules, it has a certain control effect. Even if there are still people spreading rumors against the wind, it is much less than the first.
Tang Jizhi frowned when he thought of those hooligans playing live broadcasts to cause sabotage. He was afraid that there were quite a few people committing crimes against the wind in the capital.
He just wanted to remind Cheng Guofeng, but then thought that Meng Fei would report himself, so he stopped thinking.
Unexpectedly, the phone rang suddenly, and it happened to be Cheng Guofeng calling.
Tang Jizhi pressed the answer button.
"Minister Cheng, what's the matter?"
Cheng Guofeng's voice on the phone became even deeper: "Have you waited until Lan Tong?"
"It's time." Tang Jizhi said, "Have you eaten the lobster meat?"
Cheng Guofeng: "..."
Thinking of the lobster meat served by Dr. Hu, he sighed secretly, and said, "I'm contacting you to inform you that the parasites have been rescued. Thanks to the lobster you sent, it can expel the parasites."
Tang Jizhi: "?"
Cheng Guofeng briefly described the situation.
Tang Jizhi: "..."
If he didn't expect to send a piece of lobster meat to Cheng Guofeng at that time, wouldn't he have missed this opportunity, and the more than 100 people who were parasitized would surely die?
Cheng Guofeng obviously thought of this too. After he finished speaking, he said after a while, "Thank you."
"You're welcome." Tang Jizhi replied after being silent for two seconds.
The two sides did not speak, Tang Jizhi took down the phone to look at the time on the screen, and said, "It's getting late, you should go to bed early."
"Wait." Cheng Guofeng stopped, and said with a measured tone, "Can you tell me about your relationship with your father? If you think I'm taking the liberty, don't answer me."
Tang Jizhi pursed his lips: "Sorry."
Cheng Guofeng was a little disappointed: "Rest early."
After hanging up the phone, Tang Jizhi lost his mind to read the news on the Internet. He sank into the bathtub, the warm water covered his head, and opened his eyes to look at the ceiling through the water flow.
The water waves swayed gently, and the ceiling in sight was blurred and distorted, which was extremely unreal.
"Ji Zhi." There was a light knock on the bathroom door, and the voice coming from Lan Tong was distorted. Tang Jizhi closed his eyes, feeling vaguely familiar with this scene.
It was as if he had once been soaked in the water, looking at the surface of the water like this, someone called his name.
Lan Tong, who didn't hear the response, frowned, hesitated for a few seconds, and put her slender fingers on the doorknob: "I'm coming in."
After the words fell, he heard the clear sound of water, followed by Tang Jizhi's voice: "No need!"
Lan Tong had no choice but to withdraw her hand.
"I almost fell asleep just now." Tang Jiyang said loudly, "I'll soak it later."
He wiped the water off his face, cleaned up as quickly as possible, changed his clothes, and opened the door. Sure enough, Lan Tong was still standing outside the door.
"Help me choose." Tang Jizhi could understand what Lan Tong was talking about without closing the sentence. He wiped his hair with a towel and walked to the closet, only to find that Lan Tong hadn't followed, and there was the sound of water in the bathroom.
He hurried back to the bathroom, and was shocked when he saw Lan Tong lying in the water he had soaked just now.
The temperature of the mermaid is far lower than the normal temperature of humans. Although Tang Jizhi's bath water is much cooler, it is still hot. Such a temperature is not comfortable for the mermaid.
He quickly opened the water valve, and then opened the water inlet.
However, he opened the water valve with his front foot, closed the blue pupil with his back foot, and closed the water inlet by the way. He didn't speak, but looked at Tang Jizhi with those ice blue eyes.
Tang Jizhi: "..."
"You will be uncomfortable at this temperature." His expression seemed to be that he met his own cub who suddenly became rebellious, what else could he do besides pampering him?
"No." Lan Tong shook his head.
Tang Jizhi was helpless: "Then I'll put some cold water on it?"
"No." If you mix it with cold water, it won't be the water Ji Zhi soaked in.
Tang Jizhi sighed. Seeing that Lan Tong didn't feel any discomfort, he had no choice but to give up. Just as he was about to turn around and leave, Lan Tong took his hand and asked very naturally: "You help me wash."
"Okay." Facing his own cub's request, Tang Jizhi readily agreed.
The icy blue pupils raised with joy.
The magic vine that sneaked over poked its head, and after a while——
"Mommy, I want to take a bath with the water you soaked in too!"
"Little San, you are crazy, I don't want to take a bath! Didn't you soak enough today!"
"But that's the water Mommy soaked in. You're vying to soak it without seeing Lan Tong."
"Is Dad's bath water fragrant?"
……
In the next second, the siren's spiritual coercion cleverly avoided Tang Jizhi, and it rolled towards the magic vine aggressively.
The magic vine shrank into a ball in an instant, and then the drawing book flew out and put it into the page of Snow White.
Magic Vine: "???"
Looking at the magic vine falling from the sky, Snow White: "..."
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