Guidian
Chapter 96
There are many legends about this day when the old and the new alternate. The most widely spread is that firecrackers must be set off during the New Year, because this can scare away a ferocious beast called Nian and make the house safe.
Although the ban on whipping has been in place for many years, it is only for crowded places.For some who have their own property, they will still set off whips and flowers.According to Xiaotao's words, the yang energy of firecrackers can expel the yin energy caused by the alternation of old and new, which is worth advocating.But because some lawbreakers use this magic weapon to exorcise evil spirits for profit, it is disgusting.So Zhong Yunqi went back to the ancestral house, bought more than ten boxes of firecrackers, coaxed a few younger siblings to set them off for a night, and completely blasted away the lingering yin in the old house.
As for Nian, who has blamed firecrackers for thousands of years, he said that every year he takes advantage of the transition from old to new to absorb some yin energy. It has nothing to do with firecrackers, and he is not that timid.
Nian watched the legend about himself on TV, squatted on the sofa and sighed, "Young master only descends to earth once a year, and you can see the same legend every time. Who spread this rumor back then?"
However, the age is too long to be verified, so Nian has to continue to carry the blame.
Boss Tao's yard was full of people, no, it should be said that it was a lot of beasts.
Although there is no difference between gods and beasts, it can still be seen in certain things that gods have their circles, and gods have their circles.The gods basically went back to Hongjun's house for gatherings. Even if Ji Xuanyuan hadn't reincarnated before, they would not go to Ji Xuanyuan's house.Because this person is not very lively, not to mention there is a Taotie in the family who has a strong desire for monopoly, and no one is willing to stuff the teeth of Taotie.Later, even if Ji Xuanyuan was reincarnated, he sealed his own memory and did not see each other with his head up or down, so there was no such thing as a party.
Hongjun is very lively, as can be seen from the fact that he gave a lecture back then.Not only does he like to be lively, but he is also a chatterbox.One lecture lasted for 3000 years, how much talk is required!Originally, Hongjun wanted to invite Ji Xuanyuan to be a lecturer, but Ji Xuanyuan politely refused.
He doesn't want to talk to others, nor does he want to listen to others, he just wants to be a handsome man who loves Taotie and is as quiet as a chicken.
The circle of gods and beasts is much more complicated than that of gods, because many gods and beasts have families.
For example, the dragon clan of Jinlong, the Phoenix clan of Jinfeng, or the lower-level Lushu and Dangkang.Most of the time, they prefer to stay with their own family members. Only a few beasts have the concept of gathering in their minds. Later, after staying in the world for a long time, they also use holiday parties as an excuse to hang out and have a drink. A little wine, and then gossip.
This year's Spring Festival is not only a time for them to expel Yin Qi in the human world, but also a good opportunity for them to get together and chat.
Xiaotao started organizing this kind of gathering only after she followed Ji Xuanyuan into the mortal world.Just to get more news about Ji Xuanyuan.But now he has got his wish, but the habit of people coming to his shop when they are free still exists.
While Nian was chatting with Liu Liu, Zhang Kun changed back into a small animal shape and curled up in the corner of the sofa to take a nap.Yingzi is now a five-color macaw, out of the human body of the past, and at home is the confidant of Boss Tao, so he has been doing well in the circle of beasts for hundreds of years.He is now protecting the shrunken Feng Jiu, so as not to be picked up by other guys to tease her.Yin and Feiyi always wanted to touch Feng Jiu's body, and they stared at Feng Jiu's fat ass.I was always bullied by this guy on weekdays, but now I can finally bully him back! !
Of course, the premise is to fool Yingzi aside, otherwise you won't succeed!
Both Xuanwu and Xuangui are masters who are too lazy to move but have a long life. The two of them can talk about longevity for tens of thousands of years, and they have posted many times in the group that life lies in stillness, and they were almost kicked out of the group several times.
After all, for gods or beasts, whether they are moving or still, they will live long.
"I heard that you guys had a quarrel with the underworld?" asked Liu Liu, who was in his late teens, staring at his green eyes, "I also just found out that not long ago, that Emperor Fengdu was struck by the divine thunder that cut Xiantai, and his soul was shattered. And being thrown into the reincarnation pool, how much hatred is that?"
Liu Liu picked up his chaos and put it on his lap to rub his stomach, and said with a smile, "Since Master Xuanyuan did this, he has his reasons. You also know that Master Xuanyuan is kind, and he hasn't sent anyone to Zhanxiantai for many years." gone?"
"Tsk," Nian grabbed a handful of melon seeds, and the skins of the melon seeds flew around, "I usually sleep in the cave, and I wake up for a month a year, and now I heard the big news when I opened my eyes. But Tao It’s good that the boss and Master Xuanyuan are together again. Our beasts also have backers.”
"Even if there is no Lord Xuanyuan, you have not suffered." Liu Liu squeezed Chaos's fleshy wings and said, "You know that someone wants to steal the dragon's vein luck?"
Nian nodded, "I'm still well-informed. I heard that it's still a human being. Is he crazy?"
"I don't know if he's crazy or not, but he wanted to steal Lei Zu's spinning wheel and imprisoned the Golden Dragon." Liu Liu whispered softly, "It turned out that Emperor Fengdu was tied to the Xiantai because he helped him. "
Nian suddenly burst out laughing, laughing so that everyone in the room stared at him, and then happily said: "Golden Dragon is actually imprisoned? Hahaha stupid, I thought he was stuck in a gentle village and couldn't come out." Well, hahahaha he is a golden dragon, why was he imprisoned?"
Liu Liu smiled and said nothing.Because the reason why Jin Long was imprisoned may be too embarrassing, it's better not to talk about this kind of thing casually.
Boss Tao and Bai Ze are cooking in the kitchen. For Xiao Tao, being in the kitchen with food can calm him down, and cooking can cultivate his sentiments.Much better than him staying in the living room and listening to those guys gossip.
As for Bai Ze...
"Are you going to forgive him? After all these years, he has suffered a lot." Boss Tao is carving flowers on tofu. As a powerful glutton, he must not be able to prove himself in any of the items of color, fragrance, and type. You must know that Taotie is not only able to eat, but also eats, not only knows how to eat, but also knows how to cook and how to eat!
Bai Ze silently stirred the minced meat, his soft silver hair fell down with his movements, blocking all expressions.
Boss Tao carved the tofu flower, put the tofu into the water, and went to study the eggplant and chicken wings he had marinated for a long time, "If he has nothing to do with this incident, if you want to accept him, I can take him Release it."
Bai Ze sighed softly, added a spoonful of broth to the minced meat and continued to stir.
"Don't keep silent. It's been so long since what happened back then... To be honest, if he hadn't made such a big fuss back then, no matter how many people he could eat, he wouldn't be blocked. You have to give Tiandao a Don’t tell me? But now that the barrier is loose, those old monks have been reciting scriptures for a long time, and it’s useless, so it’s better to just release it and hold it in your hands.”
Bai Ze stopped, looked at a large pot of minced meat, and said for a while, "I don't know what to say. It's been so many years, who knows what's going on now. If he really wants to be obedient, that's all. I didn’t listen to persuasion as before, but in the end…”
"So you have to agree first. If you think it's okay, I can ask him. The main reason is that Mr. Zhong of my family has too few people who can use it. Sometimes the world needs some vicious people." Mr. Zhong is too soft-hearted." Boss Tao threw the meat pie and eggplant into the oven, clapped his hands and looked at Bai Ze, "And if you really have each other in your heart and keep him there, can you feel good?"
Bai Ze looked at Xiao Tao with a faint smile, starlight flashed in his glazed eyes, "Boss Tao has been enjoying the spring breeze recently, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, so don't you see others single?"
"Hi!" Boss Tao cupped his fists at Bai Ze, "That's the reason!"
Bai Ze trembled while hugging Guoxiao, and it took him a long time to wipe away the tears from the corners of his eyes, "If he really has nothing to do with this matter, you can go and ask. If he forgets me, that's fine, if he... …" At this point, Bai Ze's voice weakened, and the chopsticks poked holes in the meat in the pot one after another, "If he still wants, I have no objection."
Boss Tao spat in distaste: "I don't understand what you guys are struggling with. If you like it, just go straight to it, trap the other party by your side, and squeeze him dry!"
Bai Ze said, "So Master Xuanyuan was reincarnated?"
A big apple hit Bai Ze's face. Bai Ze opened his mouth and bit the apple. He lifted his beautiful neck and swallowed the whole apple. He licked his lips and mocked, "You're angry?"
Before Xiaotao could answer, Wei Zi ran in, "Boss Tao, that, that...Master Yinfeng and King Peacock Ming are here, as well as King Ming Dapeng and other Phoenixes..." He said with a sad face: " Will there be a fight?"
Xiaotao's eyes lit up, and she slapped the vegetable dregs off her hands, "Let's go, let's watch the fun!"
Feng Jiu was furious the first time she saw the peacock, and a tender yellow chicken flew towards the peacock like an angry bird!
"Uncle Nine," Peacock pinched his wings, "Thank you Uncle Nine for taking me to Uncle Second."
Feng Jiu was so angry by this unfilial nephew that she turned into a big-headed doll again, waving her arms and legs, "Go away, go away!"
Peacock laughed and said, "Ninth Uncle has become smaller since Nirvana, and his temper has also become more lively."
What about you bastard!
Feng Jiu looked at her elder brother angrily, and snorted coldly, "Yingzi!"
Yingzi came over and took Feng Jiu back from the peacock's hand.
Yinfeng walked into the living room slowly, wearing a five-colored feather coat with golden light, immediately making Xiaotao's messy living room radiant.He stretched out his finger and tapped it lightly, and the whole living room suddenly became spacious and beautiful, which was especially in line with Phoenix's aesthetics.
"I haven't been down to earth for a long time, why is Boss Tao's house still so messy? Master Xuanyuan spoils you too much, it's not good."
Although the ban on whipping has been in place for many years, it is only for crowded places.For some who have their own property, they will still set off whips and flowers.According to Xiaotao's words, the yang energy of firecrackers can expel the yin energy caused by the alternation of old and new, which is worth advocating.But because some lawbreakers use this magic weapon to exorcise evil spirits for profit, it is disgusting.So Zhong Yunqi went back to the ancestral house, bought more than ten boxes of firecrackers, coaxed a few younger siblings to set them off for a night, and completely blasted away the lingering yin in the old house.
As for Nian, who has blamed firecrackers for thousands of years, he said that every year he takes advantage of the transition from old to new to absorb some yin energy. It has nothing to do with firecrackers, and he is not that timid.
Nian watched the legend about himself on TV, squatted on the sofa and sighed, "Young master only descends to earth once a year, and you can see the same legend every time. Who spread this rumor back then?"
However, the age is too long to be verified, so Nian has to continue to carry the blame.
Boss Tao's yard was full of people, no, it should be said that it was a lot of beasts.
Although there is no difference between gods and beasts, it can still be seen in certain things that gods have their circles, and gods have their circles.The gods basically went back to Hongjun's house for gatherings. Even if Ji Xuanyuan hadn't reincarnated before, they would not go to Ji Xuanyuan's house.Because this person is not very lively, not to mention there is a Taotie in the family who has a strong desire for monopoly, and no one is willing to stuff the teeth of Taotie.Later, even if Ji Xuanyuan was reincarnated, he sealed his own memory and did not see each other with his head up or down, so there was no such thing as a party.
Hongjun is very lively, as can be seen from the fact that he gave a lecture back then.Not only does he like to be lively, but he is also a chatterbox.One lecture lasted for 3000 years, how much talk is required!Originally, Hongjun wanted to invite Ji Xuanyuan to be a lecturer, but Ji Xuanyuan politely refused.
He doesn't want to talk to others, nor does he want to listen to others, he just wants to be a handsome man who loves Taotie and is as quiet as a chicken.
The circle of gods and beasts is much more complicated than that of gods, because many gods and beasts have families.
For example, the dragon clan of Jinlong, the Phoenix clan of Jinfeng, or the lower-level Lushu and Dangkang.Most of the time, they prefer to stay with their own family members. Only a few beasts have the concept of gathering in their minds. Later, after staying in the world for a long time, they also use holiday parties as an excuse to hang out and have a drink. A little wine, and then gossip.
This year's Spring Festival is not only a time for them to expel Yin Qi in the human world, but also a good opportunity for them to get together and chat.
Xiaotao started organizing this kind of gathering only after she followed Ji Xuanyuan into the mortal world.Just to get more news about Ji Xuanyuan.But now he has got his wish, but the habit of people coming to his shop when they are free still exists.
While Nian was chatting with Liu Liu, Zhang Kun changed back into a small animal shape and curled up in the corner of the sofa to take a nap.Yingzi is now a five-color macaw, out of the human body of the past, and at home is the confidant of Boss Tao, so he has been doing well in the circle of beasts for hundreds of years.He is now protecting the shrunken Feng Jiu, so as not to be picked up by other guys to tease her.Yin and Feiyi always wanted to touch Feng Jiu's body, and they stared at Feng Jiu's fat ass.I was always bullied by this guy on weekdays, but now I can finally bully him back! !
Of course, the premise is to fool Yingzi aside, otherwise you won't succeed!
Both Xuanwu and Xuangui are masters who are too lazy to move but have a long life. The two of them can talk about longevity for tens of thousands of years, and they have posted many times in the group that life lies in stillness, and they were almost kicked out of the group several times.
After all, for gods or beasts, whether they are moving or still, they will live long.
"I heard that you guys had a quarrel with the underworld?" asked Liu Liu, who was in his late teens, staring at his green eyes, "I also just found out that not long ago, that Emperor Fengdu was struck by the divine thunder that cut Xiantai, and his soul was shattered. And being thrown into the reincarnation pool, how much hatred is that?"
Liu Liu picked up his chaos and put it on his lap to rub his stomach, and said with a smile, "Since Master Xuanyuan did this, he has his reasons. You also know that Master Xuanyuan is kind, and he hasn't sent anyone to Zhanxiantai for many years." gone?"
"Tsk," Nian grabbed a handful of melon seeds, and the skins of the melon seeds flew around, "I usually sleep in the cave, and I wake up for a month a year, and now I heard the big news when I opened my eyes. But Tao It’s good that the boss and Master Xuanyuan are together again. Our beasts also have backers.”
"Even if there is no Lord Xuanyuan, you have not suffered." Liu Liu squeezed Chaos's fleshy wings and said, "You know that someone wants to steal the dragon's vein luck?"
Nian nodded, "I'm still well-informed. I heard that it's still a human being. Is he crazy?"
"I don't know if he's crazy or not, but he wanted to steal Lei Zu's spinning wheel and imprisoned the Golden Dragon." Liu Liu whispered softly, "It turned out that Emperor Fengdu was tied to the Xiantai because he helped him. "
Nian suddenly burst out laughing, laughing so that everyone in the room stared at him, and then happily said: "Golden Dragon is actually imprisoned? Hahaha stupid, I thought he was stuck in a gentle village and couldn't come out." Well, hahahaha he is a golden dragon, why was he imprisoned?"
Liu Liu smiled and said nothing.Because the reason why Jin Long was imprisoned may be too embarrassing, it's better not to talk about this kind of thing casually.
Boss Tao and Bai Ze are cooking in the kitchen. For Xiao Tao, being in the kitchen with food can calm him down, and cooking can cultivate his sentiments.Much better than him staying in the living room and listening to those guys gossip.
As for Bai Ze...
"Are you going to forgive him? After all these years, he has suffered a lot." Boss Tao is carving flowers on tofu. As a powerful glutton, he must not be able to prove himself in any of the items of color, fragrance, and type. You must know that Taotie is not only able to eat, but also eats, not only knows how to eat, but also knows how to cook and how to eat!
Bai Ze silently stirred the minced meat, his soft silver hair fell down with his movements, blocking all expressions.
Boss Tao carved the tofu flower, put the tofu into the water, and went to study the eggplant and chicken wings he had marinated for a long time, "If he has nothing to do with this incident, if you want to accept him, I can take him Release it."
Bai Ze sighed softly, added a spoonful of broth to the minced meat and continued to stir.
"Don't keep silent. It's been so long since what happened back then... To be honest, if he hadn't made such a big fuss back then, no matter how many people he could eat, he wouldn't be blocked. You have to give Tiandao a Don’t tell me? But now that the barrier is loose, those old monks have been reciting scriptures for a long time, and it’s useless, so it’s better to just release it and hold it in your hands.”
Bai Ze stopped, looked at a large pot of minced meat, and said for a while, "I don't know what to say. It's been so many years, who knows what's going on now. If he really wants to be obedient, that's all. I didn’t listen to persuasion as before, but in the end…”
"So you have to agree first. If you think it's okay, I can ask him. The main reason is that Mr. Zhong of my family has too few people who can use it. Sometimes the world needs some vicious people." Mr. Zhong is too soft-hearted." Boss Tao threw the meat pie and eggplant into the oven, clapped his hands and looked at Bai Ze, "And if you really have each other in your heart and keep him there, can you feel good?"
Bai Ze looked at Xiao Tao with a faint smile, starlight flashed in his glazed eyes, "Boss Tao has been enjoying the spring breeze recently, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, so don't you see others single?"
"Hi!" Boss Tao cupped his fists at Bai Ze, "That's the reason!"
Bai Ze trembled while hugging Guoxiao, and it took him a long time to wipe away the tears from the corners of his eyes, "If he really has nothing to do with this matter, you can go and ask. If he forgets me, that's fine, if he... …" At this point, Bai Ze's voice weakened, and the chopsticks poked holes in the meat in the pot one after another, "If he still wants, I have no objection."
Boss Tao spat in distaste: "I don't understand what you guys are struggling with. If you like it, just go straight to it, trap the other party by your side, and squeeze him dry!"
Bai Ze said, "So Master Xuanyuan was reincarnated?"
A big apple hit Bai Ze's face. Bai Ze opened his mouth and bit the apple. He lifted his beautiful neck and swallowed the whole apple. He licked his lips and mocked, "You're angry?"
Before Xiaotao could answer, Wei Zi ran in, "Boss Tao, that, that...Master Yinfeng and King Peacock Ming are here, as well as King Ming Dapeng and other Phoenixes..." He said with a sad face: " Will there be a fight?"
Xiaotao's eyes lit up, and she slapped the vegetable dregs off her hands, "Let's go, let's watch the fun!"
Feng Jiu was furious the first time she saw the peacock, and a tender yellow chicken flew towards the peacock like an angry bird!
"Uncle Nine," Peacock pinched his wings, "Thank you Uncle Nine for taking me to Uncle Second."
Feng Jiu was so angry by this unfilial nephew that she turned into a big-headed doll again, waving her arms and legs, "Go away, go away!"
Peacock laughed and said, "Ninth Uncle has become smaller since Nirvana, and his temper has also become more lively."
What about you bastard!
Feng Jiu looked at her elder brother angrily, and snorted coldly, "Yingzi!"
Yingzi came over and took Feng Jiu back from the peacock's hand.
Yinfeng walked into the living room slowly, wearing a five-colored feather coat with golden light, immediately making Xiaotao's messy living room radiant.He stretched out his finger and tapped it lightly, and the whole living room suddenly became spacious and beautiful, which was especially in line with Phoenix's aesthetics.
"I haven't been down to earth for a long time, why is Boss Tao's house still so messy? Master Xuanyuan spoils you too much, it's not good."
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