Undercover Penguin Gang

45L (reply from the landlord):

The owner is back!I just went to make skewers with Little Strawberry, and I came back late, are you still there?

46L:

Here I am!Landlord, you are finally back!I just ate a bucket of instant noodles tonight, holding my phone and waiting for you to come back and continue cooking!

47L:

Come on, come on, the landlord, you are not kind to pick up half of the skewers, have you forgotten us who are waiting to be fed!

48L:

Landlord, since you are playing with Little Strawberry, did she provide you with any more information?

49L:

Why!Yes!Little Strawberry!

50L (reply from the landlord):

Hahaha you are too smart, but unfortunately there is no new information from Little Strawberry this time~

Well, let’s stop talking nonsense, and the host will continue to pick it up through the above!

Speaking of which, Professor Han Zhen and Associate Professor Shawart's idea of ​​JQ is far more than just waiting for me to finish class, and I will drive you home!

The host remembers the second public elective class of Associate Professor Shawart. At that time, all the girls in the class were trying to get his WeChat ID so that they could spy on his friend circle 2333. As a result, Associate Professor Shawart said that he There is no WeChat, and the serious expression when I said it made the host almost believe it!

As a result, some girls didn’t believe it, so the guy named Little Banana sitting next to the host entered the mobile phone number of Associate Professor Shawart into the search. As a result, a WeChat account nicknamed "Round and Fat Penguin" was found. The avatar is still a photo of an emperor penguin eating biscuits!

It is really a physical version of the emperor penguin!Also really eating biscuits!

Huacha is really cute!

Little Banana was not happy at that time!Holding up his mobile phone, he has been yelling at Associate Professor Shawart, saying that he is a liar, and he has registered on WeChat!As a result, Associate Professor Shawart summoned her to the podium, clicked on the WeChat account in front of her, and looked at it for a while, but said calmly that Professor Han must be playing around, and two days ago he took him I registered blindly while playing on my phone.

Professor Han played with his mobile phone!

Professor Han!

Associate Professor Shawart's doting tone at that time, tsk tsk, the host is going to be pissed, as if he was saying how naughty his little boyfriend is.

51L:

Hahahaha why am I focusing on the fat penguin?I really want to see what the emperor penguin's head looks like, why don't you share the mobile phone number of Associate Professor Shawart!

52L:

Yes, yes, please ask for your phone number!Want to see the cute emperor penguin head portrait!

53L:

Doting tone... 2333 said that I also have a particularly doting tone when talking to my cat!

54L (reply from the landlord):

Hhhhhh

It's a pity, because you see, no, see, la!

Little Banana stood in a daze on the podium at that time. I had never heard that the relationship between colleagues was so good that I registered WeChat with your mobile phone number and you didn’t know it.

As a result, Associate Professor Shawart ignored her, and took out his cell phone to make a call (because the Associate Professor’s voice is too low, the host and the host’s friends are ungrateful, although they really want to eavesdrop, but it’s a tragic word I didn’t hear it...), but when he came back, he threw the phone on the podium and said to Little Banana, “You refresh it.”

Little Banana was really stupid at that time, he refreshed without taking a screenshot, but after swiping... the profile picture disappeared...

Then Associate Professor Shawart said that he just called Professor Han to ask him to change his profile picture.

So the picture of the emperor penguin gnawing on the biscuits... was lost.

55L:

Crying, chirping, chirping -- are you a fool, little banana!Why not take a screenshot!

56L:

What the hell?no more!Professor Han, you can't do this, please change it back and show me before changing it!

57L (reply from the landlord):

Alright, don't be fooled, let's continue to pick up the daily life of the two professors!

Then one week, about last week, Associate Professor Shawart was unable to come due to something, so he asked Professor Han to give us a public elective class for him, and Professor Han arrived on time.

Sigh, here is something else, in fact, the host still likes Professor Han more than Associate Professor Schwart. Associate Professor Schwart's face is handsome, but he has no expression. It doesn't look like my boyfriend after a long time. My dad (Hold your head! Girls, don't hit me!)

But Professor Han's words are obviously more expressive, okay? His voice is very warm!And it looks gentle and gentle, it should be the kind of girl who listens to everything a girlfriend says.The host feels that Professor Han is more suitable for choosing a boyfriend...

58L:

I feel the same way, I don't like boyfriends with too indifferent faces, they always have a cold feeling.

59L:

Upstairs you are so horny...

60L:

I think of course it is still handsome!I'm from the Academy of Earth Sciences. I've met Associate Professor Shawart. He's so handsome that he's a world-shattering man. Let alone a mere indifference, I'm willing to be impotent!

61L:

Girl upstairs, if you like European and American looks so much, you might as well buy a Justin B Bao inflatable doll and get married at home.

62L:

Associate Professor Shawart is much more handsome than B Bao, okay?idiot!

63L (reply from the landlord):

Hey hey hey that's all right, don't tear yourself up, that's what the poster said. Professor Han and Associate Professor Shawart have their own strengths. No matter who they are, they have a fan girl, let alone what if they are really CP , you have no chance to make trouble here~

64L:

hhhh The host is right, the two of them are CPs, why are you arguing here?

65L:

As a rotten girl, I'd better knock on the melon seeds and blow on the air conditioner, and wait for the host to continue picking it up.

66L (reply from the landlord):

OK, let me continue!

At that time, after Professor Han came, he stole the hearts of a lot of girls in a second!Those girls who were hit by Associate Professor Shawart's cold face immediately found a place of tenderness!

Some girls got close to Professor Han after class, and they chatted with Associate Professor Schwart about the relationship between Professor Han and Associate Professor Schwart. Guess what Professor Han said, Associate Professor Schwart was him Introduced into our school!

So the two of them actually knew each other a long time ago!

Then the girls began to set up their acquaintance process. Professor Han said that he met Associate Professor Schwart during the expedition to Antarctica, and the real identity of Associate Professor Schwart was actually a member of the French Antarctic scientific expedition team. !

67L:

French expedition team?Why did the French scientific expedition team come to China?Can speak Chinese so well...

68L:

Hey, upstairs, let’s say that your own English is not good enough for others to speak Chinese well?

69L:

Could it be that this is a story about Associate Professor Shawart who was deeply attracted by Professor Han's demeanor, abandoned his country and career desperately, followed Professor Han to China alone, and finally embraced the beauty?

ヾ(.￣□￣)?゜゜゜

70L:

Upstairs, the imagination can...

71L (reply from the landlord):

Pfft haha ​​brother 69's stalk is okay, the host didn't even think of it!

The girls asked too many questions at the time. Some asked about the process of meeting, some asked where Associate Professor Shawart lived now, and some asked about the relationship between the two professors. Professor Han finally picked up a few irrelevant answers. After a while, it's time for class.

Later, when the get out of class was over, two girls ordered the male students in the same class to stop Professor Han, insisting that Professor Han explain his relationship with Associate Professor Schwartt, and the result...

72L:

Ow!We're going to put easter eggs, right?

73L:

Professor Han must have admitted it!

74L:

The upstairs is stupid, if Professor Han admits, what kind of information will the host ask Little Strawberry for?

75L:

... Brother 74 is right.

76L (reply from the landlord):

Alas, the original poster was sad when I said it. Professor Han couldn't do anything about being questioned by the girls, so he took out his mobile phone and dialed Associate Professor Schwart, and then turned on the loudspeaker and said to Associate Professor Schwart: "Everyone wants to know I can’t tell you about the relationship between us, let’s talk about it.”

77L:

Hahaha, how did Associate Professor Shawart answer?Did you scold you all over your face?

78L (reply from the landlord):

Where did they scold us, Associate Professor Shawart asked, "Who wants to know?" As a result, the girls who had the most fun just now all seemed to have eaten a fart, and they didn't dare to take a breath.

And the ending that got angry with Associate Professor Schwart and no one is responsible is that after Professor Schwart came back last week, we were required to submit a 3000-word essay in the class, which must be handwritten and handed in next week. The title is " "On How Humans and Antarctic Creatures Coexist in Harmony" also specifically stated that copying from Baidu is not allowed. If anyone finds that someone has copied more than 20% of the full text from Baidu, they will return and rewrite it, and double it to 6000 words!

It's so cruel, isn't it!

Alas, the author just found the information in the afternoon and has not started to break ground yet, but the TAT will be handed in the day after tomorrow, the author's heart is broken at this moment, do you understand...

Alright, alright, this is the end of the post, the host has to catch up with the thesis!Amway is so happy that you are a good pair of CP hosts, and the baby who ate it quickly raises your hand!I feel that I have the motivation to write the paper next, hahaha~

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79L:

Hands up!Landlord Come on

80L:

+1 Associate Professor Shawart actually punished you for writing a paper 23333

81L:

Eat your Amway, hurry up and write papers!I wish you can write another 6000-word article, come on!

82L:

Haha upstairs is good or bad!By the way, who can give me a piece of Soap Flakes by Associate Professor Shawart!

83L:

If you are brave enough, go to Professor Han for it, he must have a lot...

84L:

……agree