My apprentice teases me
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Jiang Liu'er suddenly raised his head and saw Huang Fenggui staring at him angrily, especially his hair was trembling.
Jiang Liu'er said in his heart, the person Tang Seng and Huang Fengguai like is Sun Wukong, right? !
My God, who is going to save his little knowledge left!
In the past, it was a portrait of a person who looked like Jiao Demon King and Monkey King, but now it is said that the person Tang Seng likes is Monkey King?
what the hell is this?Is it to show that Tang Seng and Monkey King are both people who are liked?Or has it gone farther and farther in the collapsed Westward Journey, and the broken system has broken the jar?
Even if Jin Jiang is famous for his glass texts, he still has to think about himself as a romance writer. Why should he be left in this world where he can be so righteous when he is gay?
Jiang Liu'er was in a trance.
The weasel was still pressing him, "What did you do?"
"I am the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi. If anyone eats my meat, they will live forever. Please don't torture me mentally, weasel, eat me!" Jiang Liu'er said blankly. speak.
When Gao Cuilan heard it, she was overjoyed, and tugged at the corner of Huangfeng Monster's clothes, "My lord..."
But the weasel jumped, "So did you really do something? You are guilty of me, do you want to apologize with death?"
"..."
If it wasn't for Jiang Liuer's inability to get up, he really wanted to slap the weasel hard enough to wake the monster up.
"What can I be sorry for? If you like Wukong, Wukong must also like you? Do you think Wukong will like you? I don't act like you." Jiang Liu'er sneered, she was in a bad mood, so she spoke naturally Also poisonous.
Therefore, the Yellow Wind Monster who originally planned to prevent him from going to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures decided to kill Jiang Liuer and let Gao Cuilan eat it.After all, Gao Cuilan is at best a half-demon now, so eating Tang's monk meat will naturally help her a lot.
So, they are now discussing how to eat Jiang Liu'er.
But Jiang Liu'er had already calmed down at this time.Listening to their conversation, I suddenly felt that I still didn't want to die.
O his disciples!Come and save Master!
☆, 31. Enchanting cheap monster
"Eldest brother is not good, master is gone!"
Jiang Liuer went to talk about going to the latrine, but he hadn't seen him back for a long time, so he asked Zhu Bajie to see what was going on, but Zhu Bajie brought back such news with a panicked expression.
"Missing?" Sun Wukong and Xiaobailong stood under the sun, frowned obviously when they heard Bajie's words, and turned their gazes to the nearby yard involuntarily.
"You wait here, I'll go and have a look." After leaving this sentence, Monkey King lifted his foot and left.
"Okay—" Xiao Bailong replied in a drawn-out voice, seemingly not worried at all.
Zhu Bajie asked strangely: "Aren't you worried that Master was captured by monsters? If something happens to him, what should we do?"
"Divide the luggage and go to each house, what else can I do?"
"Ah?!" Zhu Bajie opened his mouth wide, disappointment flashed in his eyes.He is still counting on this time to make up for the merits and return to the immortal position!If something happened to Tang Seng, would he be a pig forever?When Zhu Bajie thought about his future, he became depressed.
His expression made Xiao Bailong misunderstand, he thought that the second senior brother was worried about the safety of the master, so he couldn't tease him anymore: "Don't worry, our master is blessed and fateful, how can we be so quick?" On the way to get the West Classic? Besides, even if you have to divide your luggage and go home, our senior brother will definitely be the first to jump out and kill you."
Think about Monkey King's threat to him at the beginning, that monkey is so stingy!
After a while, I saw Monkey King coming out, but I didn't see the master.
When he got closer, he realized that his face was heavy.
"Miss Gao's family has disappeared, and there is a girl lying on the ground who is already out of breath. It is estimated that Master and Miss Gao's family disappeared together." Sun Wukong told them what he saw, and then asked Zhu Bajie to inform Gao Master them.
Xiao Bailong stood on the side looking thoughtful, and asked Sun Wukong: "Why did the master disappear with Miss Gao? Didn't the master go to the latrine? Why is he going to Miss Gao's room?"
To his messy questions, Sun Wukong replied with a cold look, and the little sparrow immediately fell silent.
"Ask your little shell to find out where Master is."
"It's Xiao Xianbei." Xiao Bailong corrected him, closed his eyes and felt where Xiao Xianbei was.
After taking back the little xianbei last time, Sun Wukong asked him to put the little xianbei on Jiang Liuer's body again, unexpectedly it really came in handy again.
Monkey King was waiting for Xiao Bailong to tell him the result, and when he opened his eyes, he asked, "Where is Master now?"
"West, far away from here." Xiao Bailong said.
"..." Sun Wukong stared, "Speaking so broadly, what's the difference between not saying anything?"
"Hey, I can only sense the approximate location! And I seldom walk in the world, how do I know the place names of these places?" Very wronged.
The three of them left Gao Laozhuang with Master Gao's entrustment, and after walking for a while, the three of them quickly flew westward through the clouds and fog.Under the leadership of Xiaobailong stop and go, finally landed in front of a big mountain.
Xiao Bailong pointed to the mountain that was about to rise into the sky in front of him and said to the two senior brothers: "Master is on this mountain!"
"This mountain is called Huangfengling, which is eight hundred miles away, and the one who occupies the mountain is the Huangfeng monster." Sun Wukong said.
Xiao Bailong looked at him with admiration: "Brother, you have been to many places, right?"
Sun Wukong laughed, not wanting to tell him that there was a huge stone next to him, and these words were written on that stone.
This Huangfeng Ridge seemed to be a dangerous place, the three of them walked on it, and they could always see all kinds of birds and beasts in the woods, including wolves, tigers and leopards.
They seemed to have been hungry for a long time, staring at the three of them.But by nature, they also smell dangerous molecules.I feel that these three people dare to barge in, probably they are not enough for these little monsters with insufficient cultivation to deal with.
The more we went up, the fewer beasts we saw, and the dense fog became heavier, and suddenly a strong wind blew in front of us.
Zhu Bajie shouted: "No, the smell in the air is not right!"
A huge tiger suddenly jumped out of the thick fog ahead, and its howling sound echoed in the forest.
"What a stench, how long has this lion not taken a bath!" Xiao Bailong immediately covered his mouth and nose in disgust, and said sullenly.
"Little brother, that's a tiger, not a lion." Sun Wukong took out a golden cudgel from his ear while talking, shouted the word "big", then threw it up, and the whole person jumped up too , kicked the golden cudgel forward.
I saw the black golden cudgel flying straight towards the tiger at a speed too fast to be caught by the naked eye. The tiger jumped to the side and dodged the golden cudgel, but it still felt a pain in the next second!
"Brother, although your movements are handsome, they are not as practical as mine!" Zhu Bajie held the palladium with both hands, and looked back at Monkey King with a little pride.
Beneath his nine-toothed rake was a bloody tiger.
Monkey King reluctantly took the golden cudgel back and walked over, instead of praising Zhu Bajie, he scolded: "Idiot, I finally saw a monster come to your door, and now you kill it, how do we know this?" Regarding the situation in the mountains, what is the origin of the demon king here? What kind of demon law will he have? What happened to our master?"
"..." Zhu Bajie immediately pulled out the palladium, the tiger was poked a few holes in the head, several streams of blood gushed out, and fell to the ground in a daze.
Bajie pushed it in a panic, "You can't die now! Don't die!"
Sun Wukong knocked down with a stick, and Zhu Bajie suddenly raised his head with a dazed expression.
"Anyway, I can't live anymore, so it's better to give it a good time." Monkey King carried the golden cudgel on his shoulders, and walked away lightly with the wind under his feet.
Zhu Bajie felt that what he said was correct, but he always felt that something was wrong.
Walking through a jungle, there is a vast open space in front of you. There is a stone cave beside it. Next to the cave is a small waterfall...
Sun Wukong was stunned when he saw this scene. If he didn't know that he was awake, he would have thought he had returned to his water curtain cave.
Every plant and tree here, except for the small spot of the waterfall, is imitating his Water Curtain Cave, okay?
He walked to the front of the stone gate, took out the golden cudgel and went down with one stick. The stone gate shattered with a loud bang, startling all the goblins in the cave and jumping up.
Seeing a man in white clothes appearing at the door, everyone picked up the thing and went out.
A more clever little monster ran in immediately, and he was going to inform his family's king.
Unexpectedly, before he ran a few steps, the king of his family had already ran out barefoot in a gust of wind.
Little monster: "??"
What's more, the king seemed to be possessed by something. When he saw his subordinates holding all kinds of weapons and about to besiege the enemy, the king actually shouted: "Stop!!!"
The sound was so loud that it made the whole cave tremble.
The little monsters present, including Sun Wukong and the others, all turned their attention to the Yellow Wind Monster. Only one little monster was disobedient, and rushed towards him holding his weapon high.
Faced with such a young man rushing to his death, Monkey King slowly raised the golden cudgel in his hand... However, just like the tiger monster was intercepted and killed by Zhu Bajie, this time Monkey King was still robbed by the monster.
The little monster was shot in the head before running a few steps, and the murderer was the king of his family.
All the little monsters were terrified all of a sudden, what happened to their king?Was it driven crazy by that nagging monk?Now he actually killed his own people? ? ?
"You people, don't you know that this is a distinguished guest!" Huang Fengwei glared at them with his small eyes, then walked towards Monkey King at the door with a smile, and then froze: "Who are you?!"
"..." Monkey King didn't want to talk nonsense with this weasel, so he stated his reason for coming concisely and forcefully: "Hand over my master!"
"Are you Monkey King?" The Yellow Wind Monster looked at the three of them back and forth, and finally returned to Monkey King, and asked another question.
"Knowing that my senior brother is the Monkey King, why don't you obediently hand over my master!" Zhu Bajie took a step forward and spoke in a growling voice.Xiao Bailong also imitated him, stepped forward and reported his family name: "The third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea is here, hurry up and arrest him!"
So this handsome man in white is Monkey King!Huang Fenggui stepped forward with a smile, and said enthusiastically, "Great Sage, do you still remember me..."
Sun Wukong interrupted him directly, and said impatiently: "I don't know! Hand over my master!"
Huang Fenggui's face changed, but he still smiled freely, "Since I'm the master of the Great Sage, I don't dare to be greedy..." He turned his head and shouted inside: "Elder, come out quickly! , your apprentices are here!"
Jiang Liu'er came out with a bowl of noodles, and greeted several apprentices while eating, "It's okay, they still let me eat."
Jiang Liu'er walked over slowly, her casual look really didn't look like she was being kidnapped.Seeing him eating noodles, Zhu Bajie swallowed unconsciously, and said with some dissatisfaction: "Master, don't say anything if you want to leave! Do you have any more noodles? I'm hungry too!"
Jiang Liuer walked up to them and was about to speak with a smile when Monkey King next to him raised the golden cudgel, and as soon as he hit the head with the stick, Jiang Liuer was immediately photographed as a bloody corpse.
Zhu Bajie and Xiao Bailong's eyes widened at the same time, and shouted, "What are you doing!!"
Sun Wukong still said, "Hand over my master!"
☆, 32. Task seven completed
"Want to save him? That depends on whether you have the ability." Huang Feng, who had been laughing all the time, stopped laughing, and now he only has a sullen look on his face.He clapped his hands, and Gao Cuilan came out dragging a man by his collar.
When Xiao Bailong saw the people on the ground, he shouted loudly: "Master!"
Sun Wukong's pupils also shrank—Jiang Liu'er, who used to be thin-skinned and tender, now has a bruised nose and a swollen face, and was thrown on the ground without moving.
"I've let you see him now, but whether he can continue to learn Buddhist scriptures or become a meal for my brothers, that's hard to say." The yellow wind monster said slowly, and then said to all his The assistant said, "Stay back, so as not to kill you by mistake."
A group of goblins quickly retreated.
Zhu Bajie grabbed Palladium, "I've seen someone who is arrogant and conceited, but I've never seen someone who is so conceited. Do you think that you alone can defeat the three of us brothers and sisters? What a joke!"
"I won't fight with you." Huang Fenggui rolled his eyeballs around, and then took a deep breath. The surrounding air revolved around him. Monkey King didn't know what he was going to do, so he could only remind his side The two of them: "Be careful."
The yellow wind monster's belly suddenly became bulging, like a big ball.Then he bent forward and continued to open his mouth wide. A gust of yellow wind gushed out from his mouth, and the powerful gas blew the three people at the entrance of the cave out of the cave.
It was a sunny day at first, but now it has become dark. The yellow wind in the surrounding woods is blowing up and down, and the dust on the ground is flying... This yellow wind is very powerful.
The three of them were blown into mid-air, as if they were controlled by an invisible force, tumbling around, unable to settle down.After turning a few somersaults to no avail, Monkey King simply gave up struggling and let himself float with the wind.When he felt that the wind was not so strong, Sun Wukong held a carp in the air and quickly flew towards the entrance of the cave while holding the golden cudgel.
The Yellow Wind Monster spewed out another mouthful of yellow wind, and Monkey King dodged to the side, avoiding it.But the little white dragon who was following behind him didn't react so quickly. He was blown straight by the strong yellow wind, and couldn't open his eyes immediately. spin.
When the second wind force passed, Monkey King stepped forward again holding the iron rod. The Yellow Wind Monster did not spit out yellow wind this time, but turned into a steel fork to meet him, and fought dozens of times with Monkey King. round.
Monkey King found out that this weasel is really not that easy to deal with, and he doesn't know why.If it is like this, there is still a chance of winning the fight, but if the yellow wind blows again, it will be very difficult for him to even get close.While fighting the Yellow Wind Monster, he stretched out his hand and pulled a handful of hair, conjuring more than a dozen of himself.More than a dozen Monkey Kings rushed towards the Yellow Wind Monster with their golden cudgels, while they themselves escaped and flew towards the cave.
The little goblins in the cave are all young people, and he easily killed Gao Cuilan who was about to drag Jiang Liuer back. He pointed at her with a golden cudgel, "I don't know why you became a Monster, but if you don't put him down, then don't blame my subordinates for being ruthless."
Jiang Liu'er woke up slowly, but the heavy eyelids made him unable to open his eyes, and the pain in his body also made him unable to move.With a dazed head, Gao Cuilan laughed a few times, her voice revealed disdain and indifference: "My body has been taken away for so many years, and I am no longer the youngest daughter of the Gao family! I am a demon, It is the king who gave me a chance to live, and I will naturally use my life to accomplish whatever he asks me to do."
She looked down at Jiang Liu'er, sneered, pulled her up, and touched Jiang Liu'er's fair neck with her other slender hand, "This monk does not have any grievances with me, but... "
She grabbed Jiang Liu'er by the neck, with a grim face, "Go to hell!"
Sun Wukong was originally looking at Master Gao's face, so he could not bear to do anything to this banshee.But I didn't expect her to rub her nose on her face.Immediately, he showed no mercy, raised his golden cudgel and knocked it down hard.
Gao Cuilan didn't dodge, she was hit with an iron rod just like that, and she fell down together with Jiang Liu'er with blood on her face.
Monkey King stepped forward to pull her away from Jiang Liuer's body, but he didn't expect that she would still hold onto Jiang Liuer's neck tightly until she died.
Even if he pulled hard, he couldn't pull it away. Monkey King wrestled with the dead man for a long time before Jiang Liu'er's neck just escaped from the clutches of the devil.At this time, there was a strong wind blowing from behind, and one didn't need to look to know that it was the Yellow Wind Monster.
Monkey King hugged Jiang Liu'er tightly to prevent him from being blown away and knocked against the wall.
The wind had made them helpless before when they were outside, but now in this cave, the wind couldn't escape from the inside and could only blow back.Being in this hole is like being in a rough sea, and you can't control your movements at all.And what Sun Wukong can do is try not to let the person in his arms hit him.
Although the Sanwei Kamikaze of Huangfeng Monster is very powerful, he can't keep breathing like this all the time!When he took a breath, Monkey King immediately seized the opportunity to fly out of the cave.
Just when Zhu Bajie appeared at the entrance of the cave, Monkey King threw Jiang Liuer out.
"Leave first!" Seeing that Zhu Bajie had caught the people firmly, Monkey King asked them to leave first, and deal with the yellow wind monster by himself.His pair of golden eyes and fiery eyes stared at the yellow wind monster to prevent him from chasing it.
Huang Fengguai looked at Sun Wukong staring at him so closely, then looked at his current cave mansion that had changed beyond recognition and Gao Cuilan who had been with him for several years, suddenly he felt very funny.
This is all his own death!
"Do you still remember that little mouse at the foot of Lingshan Mountain?" Huang Fenggui asked unwillingly.
"What do you remember, so what if you don't remember?" Sun Wukong frowned, as if he knew a little mouse in his memory, but it had been a long time ago, and he had no memory of it.But it seemed that the mouse knew him, and seemed to think he knew him too.
What he said made Huang Fenggui choke suddenly.
Yes, so what if you remember him?Could it be that if he said he remembered, then he would tell him what happened back then?Tell him that it was not the Bodhisattva who begged for him when he made a disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, but that he and that golden cicada went beyond their means to save him from death, and they also made a disturbance in Lingshan, and finally fled to this place by themselves. Hiding for hundreds of years?
But he had nothing to do with him in the first place, and he was voluntary to save him back then. Could it be that if he knew that he didn't remember who he was, would he just watch him being killed by the gods?That's not my style.However, he didn't know why he would make such a crazy decision when he suddenly found out that Sun Wukong was going to accompany Jin Chanzi to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures - why did he catch Tang Seng?Jealous that he can return to the immortal position again or the Monkey King next to him?
One is his only friend, and the other is his savior, why can't he see them well... Huang Fengguai suddenly remembered that Jin Chanzi, who always followed the rules, would never follow for a Monkey King he didn't know He was messing around with himself, but why did he want to make a big fuss with him in Lingshan?He even ran to heaven to save Monkey King, so didn't he help himself save Monkey King?
He blamed Monkey King for not remembering him, but he was the same, forgetting how Jin Chanzi was right to him.
"I don't have time to stay silent with you here. If you don't do anything, then I'll go." Sun Wukong frowned, looking impatiently at the weasel who had already lost his mind.The weasel recovered from his contemplative world, and seeing Monkey King still hated him, he was discouraged and said weakly, "Oh, let's go."
"..." Sun Wukong didn't expect to get this answer. This monster is crazy, and now he has rescued the person back, and after paying such a heavy price, this monster who wanted to eat Tang's monk's flesh actually let him go like this?Sun Wukong gave him a strange look, and then left without looking back.
He didn't believe that the monster would give up so easily, so when he walked with his back turned, he paid full attention to the movement behind him to prevent the monster from making a surprise attack from behind.
But Sun Wukong walked outside the cave, and there was still no movement behind him.He couldn't help turning his head to take a look, and saw the monster squatting on the ground...
Is there something wrong with this monster's brain?Sun Wukong couldn't understand it a little bit, shook his head, and walked down the mountain.
The yellow wind monster squatted on the ground, remembering more past events.
When he was a little mouse with low cultivation, he was chased and killed by a wolf demon, and it was Monkey King who passed by who saved him.Later he met Jin Chanzi on Lingshan.Jin Chanzi didn't dislike him as a monster, but would often teach him how to improve his mana.Later, his cultivation became higher and higher, and one day, Jin Chanzi came to say goodbye to him. He said that he and Tathagata had taken leave and wanted to go back to his hometown to have a look.
At that time, he was still very strange: "What? You still have a hometown? Aren't you a fairy?"
Jin Chanzi smiled and said, "I used to be a monster too. Later, I was tricked by Tathagata to come to this spiritual mountain, saying that he wanted to be my master, but he always asked me to serve him tea and water, and to do trivial things." matter."
"It's such a good thing to be the Tathagata's apprentice. You still dare to complain. Be careful that if the Tathagata listens to you, you will be fined for hundreds of years." He laughed at Jin Chanzi who didn't know the blessings in the midst of blessings.
Jin Chanzi said sadly, "It's been a long time since I left my hometown...I want to go back and have a look."
Then Jin Chanzi left.Huang Fengguai has no friends, and he has started to practice in seclusion. This practice has lasted for hundreds of years.Suddenly one day Jin Chanzi came back, and then he realized that the outside world had turned upside down.
Jin Chanzi told him, "That benefactor of yours is making a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, and no one will be able to keep him..."
etc!Thinking of this, Huang Fenggui felt that something was wrong. Did he really ask Jin Chanzi to help him save Monkey King?Thinking of Jin Chanzi telling himself that the place he was going to was Dongsheng Shenzhou... His face turned dark again.
Following Jin Chanzi's way.Huang Fenggui thought depressingly.
☆, 33. How to open it
When Sun Wukong went down the mountain, he saw Jiang Liuer leaning against the big tree, and the little white dragon screamed ghostly: "It's over, it's over!"
Monkey King walked over and covered Xiao Bailong's yelling mouth from behind, "Don't make noise!"
Little Bailong's eyes were still tightly closed, and he wrinkled his face and said pitifully, "Eldest senior brother is blind and can't see!"
"Your eyes are blind, mine is fine." Sun Wukong said as he walked towards Jiang Liuer, "Where is Bajie?"
"Yes, yes, what should I do if my eyes are blind?" Xiao Bailong stretched out his hands and groped forward cautiously, thinking that he would also reach them, but he tripped over a small stone and fell heavily on the ground , the pain made him scream.
Zhu Bajie, who was running to catch some water with a leaf, saw that the little white dragon had fallen, immediately threw away the water in his hand, and ran to help the little white dragon up, "Are you all right?"
Sun Wukong looked at the wet spot on the ground, frowned and said to Bajie: "You should give me the water first, what does it matter if a child falls?"
When Xiao Bailong heard his words, he jumped up: "You mean you only care about Master, and don't care about my life or death? My eyes can't see anything now! To save Master!"
"You can still yell like this, and you can still jump around. I think you are fine. You think this is in your Xihai, where is such a delicate prince? There is only a little white horse here." Monkey King is not afraid of hitting Xiaobai at all. With a heart that is easy to be hurt, Long took out the luggage hidden in the grass, took out the purple gold bowl, and walked to the river, suddenly remembered something, stopped and said to Zhu Bajie: "Now you go back to Gao Laozhuang Go, and tell his daughter is dead."
"Will this directly irritate the old man?" Bajie was a little worried, after all, he had been free for several years in his house.
"Then you said that she has decided to go to Xitian with you, so..." Sun Wukong gave a random reason.
Bajie stared wide-eyed, "How can you tarnish my innocence?!"
"Get lost!" Sun Wukong became impatient, "Say what you like, disappear immediately!"
"..."
Xiao Bailong was unconvinced: "Eldest Brother, if you continue to treat us as human beings, we will not go to Xitian! Come back home!"
Monkey King came back with a bowl of clear water, and when he heard what Xiao Bailong said, he snorted and said, "Go, if you want to go, go quickly. Also, if you dare to yell loudly, I will kill you."
"...Why do you let me go, you are not the master!" Xiao Bailong was trembling with anger, but the volume was still much lower.
Sun Wukong calmly asked Zhu Bajie to buy some medicine for Xiaobailong's eyes, and then Xiaobailong calmed down and groped to sit on the ground.While sobbing pitifully, he asked about the situation of Master Monkey King.
"You keep your voice down is the best medicine for Master."
Sun Wukong compared with the bowl, and found that he could not feed water like this, so he lay the still unconscious person on the grass, and then gestured again, and found that it was still not the best posture. He held the bowl and stared for a while, Then he turned to look at Xiao Bailong: "Are you really blind?"
"..." Xiao Bailong blushed angrily, nodded angrily, but still gritted his teeth and added: "Temporary!"
Sun Wukong turned his head silently, lowered his head and took a sip of water, then bent down...
"Fuck, host, why don't you wake up quickly, he's kissing you! This monkey who can feed you water from a bowl is actually using his mouth!" The voice of the system rang in Jiang Liu'er's ear , sounds too excited.
In fact, Jiang Liu'er had already become aware, and had listened to all their conversations just now.But I don't know what's going on, I just can't open my eyes!
Now being fed water like this is actually very rejecting, okay?Wukong, what's wrong with you?Can you use your brains!Jiang Liuer shouted in her heart.
"..." The cool water entered his mouth, Jiang Liu'er couldn't bear this feeding method, and resolutely refused to swallow the water.
Water flowed down the corner of his mouth, onto his thin white neck, and onto his collar.
"Oh, host, Sun Wukong is looking at you affectionately now..." the system said again.
"..." Jiang Liu'er became furious, and tried to open her eyes, but this time she was able to open them.The first picture that catches the eye is Sun Wukong's handsome face with doubts, where is the affection?Can the system be honest?
"Master?" Sun Wukong put down the bowl in his hand, helped the awakened man up, and then came over with the bowl again.
Jiang Liu'er took the bowl and gulped it down.When handing the bowl to Wukong, he still couldn't help asking: "How did you think of using that method to drink water for unconscious people?"
Is it a way that normal people can think of?
"Ah, Master, are you awake?" Sun Wukong didn't show the slightest embarrassment, "That's what a person told me a long time ago, if you are unconscious, you can feed like this."
"……Who?"
Which bastard actually dared to destroy the pure Great Sage!Jiang Liu'er is in a bad mood!And it is "teaching", how to teach?Is it an example?So the unfeminine Monkey King has already been eaten tofu, right?Damn it, how dare you take advantage of such a simple great sage like ours, it's just too damned!
"Oh, it's the original owner of the Water Curtain Cave I told you about last time! The one who looks very similar to you."
I didn't expect the person who looked like me to be such a hooligan!
Jiang Liu'er originally had a good impression of the owner of the Water Curtain Cave, after all, he looked like herself.Seeing Sun Wukong didn't feel wrong at all, remembering that it was the same situation at Yingchoujian last time... Jiang Liuer felt that she should teach this "simple" apprentice: "Oh Wukong, such a movement You can’t do it casually, you will be treated as a hooligan, you know?”
"Why?" Sun Wukong took out a piece of clean clothes from the bag, tore off a corner, and took out various bottles and jars, and asked while wiping Jiang Liu'er's wound.
Why?Jiang Liu'er had a black face.
"This kind of thing can only be done by very close people." Jiang Liuer explained seriously with a straight face, and grinned her teeth in pain in the next second, "Oh, take it easy!"
Sun Wukong stopped and looked at him, looking a little hurt: "Isn't our relationship close enough?"
"..." Jiang Liu'er felt that she was about to vomit blood.
"Hahaha!" The system laughed unscrupulously from the side, "When did you guys get together behind my back?! What is your relationship with the host now?"
"Wukong, the kind of intimacy I'm talking about doesn't mean our master-student relationship. This..." Jiang Liuer couldn't say the word kiss to Sun Wukong, and he was wondering what words to use instead, Sun Wukong's words scared his jaw off.
"What is this, I know." Sun Wukong threw out such a word that could blow Jiang Liu'er away.
Jiang Liu'er stared at Monkey King dumbfounded for a long time, and Monkey King can use Internet catchphrases!God lol.
He trembled for a long time, and then asked cautiously and tentatively: "Actually, you also traveled here, right?"
Sun Wukong frowned and said, "What is crossing? I'm from Huaguo Mountain."
"...Then who told you what this is?" Jiang Liuer asked again.
Those who would say yes must have traveled through the past.
"It's still the original owner of the Water Curtain Cave!" Sun Wukong uttered another atomic bomb-like sentence, "He said his name was Jiang Liu'er."
"…………"
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Apart from this word, Jiang Liu'er couldn't find any words that could better describe her mood.
Is this a coincidence?He looks like himself, and then he is called Jiang Liuer, and he crossed over again... Is this really not me? ! !
"Master, don't just talk too much, just pay attention to my existence!" Xiao Bailong sat cross-legged on the ground, listening to their conversation and didn't know what they were talking about. Seeing that they continued talking endlessly, he finally endured Can't help but cut in loudly.
"I want to drink water." Little White Dragon raised his hand high, Sun Wukong had no choice but to get him some water, after Little White Dragon finished drinking, he raised his hand again: "Can you give me something to eat? Brother?"
A piece of hard steamed bun was placed in his hand, and Monkey King's voice sounded above his head: "As a wounded person, you must act like a wounded person, don't push yourself too far."
Jiang Liu'er was shocked: "What happened to Xiao Bailong? Where did he get hurt?"
"Master..." Xiao Bailong turned into an aggrieved look for a second, twisted his neck and followed Jiang Liu'er's voice, "I can't see anymore, but senior brother is still so fierce to me... ..."
Jiang Liu'er knew that the Sanwei Kamikaze had blown her eyes. Originally, it was Monkey King who was injured in the eyes in Journey to the West, but now he has become a little white dragon.
He looked around, "Where is Bajie?"
"..." Xiao Bailong was very aggrieved: "I just noticed that I was hurt now, isn't the second senior brother here?! Master, we are also your apprentices, please don't treat them differently!!"
"..." Jiang Liu'er smiled awkwardly, "I have always treated everyone equally. Hasn't this slowed down yet haha."
He stood up slowly and asked Sun Wukong to take Xiaobailong with him.
"Where?"
"This
Um……? ?
Jiang Liu'er suddenly raised his head and saw Huang Fenggui staring at him angrily, especially his hair was trembling.
Jiang Liu'er said in his heart, the person Tang Seng and Huang Fengguai like is Sun Wukong, right? !
My God, who is going to save his little knowledge left!
In the past, it was a portrait of a person who looked like Jiao Demon King and Monkey King, but now it is said that the person Tang Seng likes is Monkey King?
what the hell is this?Is it to show that Tang Seng and Monkey King are both people who are liked?Or has it gone farther and farther in the collapsed Westward Journey, and the broken system has broken the jar?
Even if Jin Jiang is famous for his glass texts, he still has to think about himself as a romance writer. Why should he be left in this world where he can be so righteous when he is gay?
Jiang Liu'er was in a trance.
The weasel was still pressing him, "What did you do?"
"I am the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi. If anyone eats my meat, they will live forever. Please don't torture me mentally, weasel, eat me!" Jiang Liu'er said blankly. speak.
When Gao Cuilan heard it, she was overjoyed, and tugged at the corner of Huangfeng Monster's clothes, "My lord..."
But the weasel jumped, "So did you really do something? You are guilty of me, do you want to apologize with death?"
"..."
If it wasn't for Jiang Liuer's inability to get up, he really wanted to slap the weasel hard enough to wake the monster up.
"What can I be sorry for? If you like Wukong, Wukong must also like you? Do you think Wukong will like you? I don't act like you." Jiang Liu'er sneered, she was in a bad mood, so she spoke naturally Also poisonous.
Therefore, the Yellow Wind Monster who originally planned to prevent him from going to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures decided to kill Jiang Liuer and let Gao Cuilan eat it.After all, Gao Cuilan is at best a half-demon now, so eating Tang's monk meat will naturally help her a lot.
So, they are now discussing how to eat Jiang Liu'er.
But Jiang Liu'er had already calmed down at this time.Listening to their conversation, I suddenly felt that I still didn't want to die.
O his disciples!Come and save Master!
☆, 31. Enchanting cheap monster
"Eldest brother is not good, master is gone!"
Jiang Liuer went to talk about going to the latrine, but he hadn't seen him back for a long time, so he asked Zhu Bajie to see what was going on, but Zhu Bajie brought back such news with a panicked expression.
"Missing?" Sun Wukong and Xiaobailong stood under the sun, frowned obviously when they heard Bajie's words, and turned their gazes to the nearby yard involuntarily.
"You wait here, I'll go and have a look." After leaving this sentence, Monkey King lifted his foot and left.
"Okay—" Xiao Bailong replied in a drawn-out voice, seemingly not worried at all.
Zhu Bajie asked strangely: "Aren't you worried that Master was captured by monsters? If something happens to him, what should we do?"
"Divide the luggage and go to each house, what else can I do?"
"Ah?!" Zhu Bajie opened his mouth wide, disappointment flashed in his eyes.He is still counting on this time to make up for the merits and return to the immortal position!If something happened to Tang Seng, would he be a pig forever?When Zhu Bajie thought about his future, he became depressed.
His expression made Xiao Bailong misunderstand, he thought that the second senior brother was worried about the safety of the master, so he couldn't tease him anymore: "Don't worry, our master is blessed and fateful, how can we be so quick?" On the way to get the West Classic? Besides, even if you have to divide your luggage and go home, our senior brother will definitely be the first to jump out and kill you."
Think about Monkey King's threat to him at the beginning, that monkey is so stingy!
After a while, I saw Monkey King coming out, but I didn't see the master.
When he got closer, he realized that his face was heavy.
"Miss Gao's family has disappeared, and there is a girl lying on the ground who is already out of breath. It is estimated that Master and Miss Gao's family disappeared together." Sun Wukong told them what he saw, and then asked Zhu Bajie to inform Gao Master them.
Xiao Bailong stood on the side looking thoughtful, and asked Sun Wukong: "Why did the master disappear with Miss Gao? Didn't the master go to the latrine? Why is he going to Miss Gao's room?"
To his messy questions, Sun Wukong replied with a cold look, and the little sparrow immediately fell silent.
"Ask your little shell to find out where Master is."
"It's Xiao Xianbei." Xiao Bailong corrected him, closed his eyes and felt where Xiao Xianbei was.
After taking back the little xianbei last time, Sun Wukong asked him to put the little xianbei on Jiang Liuer's body again, unexpectedly it really came in handy again.
Monkey King was waiting for Xiao Bailong to tell him the result, and when he opened his eyes, he asked, "Where is Master now?"
"West, far away from here." Xiao Bailong said.
"..." Sun Wukong stared, "Speaking so broadly, what's the difference between not saying anything?"
"Hey, I can only sense the approximate location! And I seldom walk in the world, how do I know the place names of these places?" Very wronged.
The three of them left Gao Laozhuang with Master Gao's entrustment, and after walking for a while, the three of them quickly flew westward through the clouds and fog.Under the leadership of Xiaobailong stop and go, finally landed in front of a big mountain.
Xiao Bailong pointed to the mountain that was about to rise into the sky in front of him and said to the two senior brothers: "Master is on this mountain!"
"This mountain is called Huangfengling, which is eight hundred miles away, and the one who occupies the mountain is the Huangfeng monster." Sun Wukong said.
Xiao Bailong looked at him with admiration: "Brother, you have been to many places, right?"
Sun Wukong laughed, not wanting to tell him that there was a huge stone next to him, and these words were written on that stone.
This Huangfeng Ridge seemed to be a dangerous place, the three of them walked on it, and they could always see all kinds of birds and beasts in the woods, including wolves, tigers and leopards.
They seemed to have been hungry for a long time, staring at the three of them.But by nature, they also smell dangerous molecules.I feel that these three people dare to barge in, probably they are not enough for these little monsters with insufficient cultivation to deal with.
The more we went up, the fewer beasts we saw, and the dense fog became heavier, and suddenly a strong wind blew in front of us.
Zhu Bajie shouted: "No, the smell in the air is not right!"
A huge tiger suddenly jumped out of the thick fog ahead, and its howling sound echoed in the forest.
"What a stench, how long has this lion not taken a bath!" Xiao Bailong immediately covered his mouth and nose in disgust, and said sullenly.
"Little brother, that's a tiger, not a lion." Sun Wukong took out a golden cudgel from his ear while talking, shouted the word "big", then threw it up, and the whole person jumped up too , kicked the golden cudgel forward.
I saw the black golden cudgel flying straight towards the tiger at a speed too fast to be caught by the naked eye. The tiger jumped to the side and dodged the golden cudgel, but it still felt a pain in the next second!
"Brother, although your movements are handsome, they are not as practical as mine!" Zhu Bajie held the palladium with both hands, and looked back at Monkey King with a little pride.
Beneath his nine-toothed rake was a bloody tiger.
Monkey King reluctantly took the golden cudgel back and walked over, instead of praising Zhu Bajie, he scolded: "Idiot, I finally saw a monster come to your door, and now you kill it, how do we know this?" Regarding the situation in the mountains, what is the origin of the demon king here? What kind of demon law will he have? What happened to our master?"
"..." Zhu Bajie immediately pulled out the palladium, the tiger was poked a few holes in the head, several streams of blood gushed out, and fell to the ground in a daze.
Bajie pushed it in a panic, "You can't die now! Don't die!"
Sun Wukong knocked down with a stick, and Zhu Bajie suddenly raised his head with a dazed expression.
"Anyway, I can't live anymore, so it's better to give it a good time." Monkey King carried the golden cudgel on his shoulders, and walked away lightly with the wind under his feet.
Zhu Bajie felt that what he said was correct, but he always felt that something was wrong.
Walking through a jungle, there is a vast open space in front of you. There is a stone cave beside it. Next to the cave is a small waterfall...
Sun Wukong was stunned when he saw this scene. If he didn't know that he was awake, he would have thought he had returned to his water curtain cave.
Every plant and tree here, except for the small spot of the waterfall, is imitating his Water Curtain Cave, okay?
He walked to the front of the stone gate, took out the golden cudgel and went down with one stick. The stone gate shattered with a loud bang, startling all the goblins in the cave and jumping up.
Seeing a man in white clothes appearing at the door, everyone picked up the thing and went out.
A more clever little monster ran in immediately, and he was going to inform his family's king.
Unexpectedly, before he ran a few steps, the king of his family had already ran out barefoot in a gust of wind.
Little monster: "??"
What's more, the king seemed to be possessed by something. When he saw his subordinates holding all kinds of weapons and about to besiege the enemy, the king actually shouted: "Stop!!!"
The sound was so loud that it made the whole cave tremble.
The little monsters present, including Sun Wukong and the others, all turned their attention to the Yellow Wind Monster. Only one little monster was disobedient, and rushed towards him holding his weapon high.
Faced with such a young man rushing to his death, Monkey King slowly raised the golden cudgel in his hand... However, just like the tiger monster was intercepted and killed by Zhu Bajie, this time Monkey King was still robbed by the monster.
The little monster was shot in the head before running a few steps, and the murderer was the king of his family.
All the little monsters were terrified all of a sudden, what happened to their king?Was it driven crazy by that nagging monk?Now he actually killed his own people? ? ?
"You people, don't you know that this is a distinguished guest!" Huang Fengwei glared at them with his small eyes, then walked towards Monkey King at the door with a smile, and then froze: "Who are you?!"
"..." Monkey King didn't want to talk nonsense with this weasel, so he stated his reason for coming concisely and forcefully: "Hand over my master!"
"Are you Monkey King?" The Yellow Wind Monster looked at the three of them back and forth, and finally returned to Monkey King, and asked another question.
"Knowing that my senior brother is the Monkey King, why don't you obediently hand over my master!" Zhu Bajie took a step forward and spoke in a growling voice.Xiao Bailong also imitated him, stepped forward and reported his family name: "The third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea is here, hurry up and arrest him!"
So this handsome man in white is Monkey King!Huang Fenggui stepped forward with a smile, and said enthusiastically, "Great Sage, do you still remember me..."
Sun Wukong interrupted him directly, and said impatiently: "I don't know! Hand over my master!"
Huang Fenggui's face changed, but he still smiled freely, "Since I'm the master of the Great Sage, I don't dare to be greedy..." He turned his head and shouted inside: "Elder, come out quickly! , your apprentices are here!"
Jiang Liu'er came out with a bowl of noodles, and greeted several apprentices while eating, "It's okay, they still let me eat."
Jiang Liu'er walked over slowly, her casual look really didn't look like she was being kidnapped.Seeing him eating noodles, Zhu Bajie swallowed unconsciously, and said with some dissatisfaction: "Master, don't say anything if you want to leave! Do you have any more noodles? I'm hungry too!"
Jiang Liuer walked up to them and was about to speak with a smile when Monkey King next to him raised the golden cudgel, and as soon as he hit the head with the stick, Jiang Liuer was immediately photographed as a bloody corpse.
Zhu Bajie and Xiao Bailong's eyes widened at the same time, and shouted, "What are you doing!!"
Sun Wukong still said, "Hand over my master!"
☆, 32. Task seven completed
"Want to save him? That depends on whether you have the ability." Huang Feng, who had been laughing all the time, stopped laughing, and now he only has a sullen look on his face.He clapped his hands, and Gao Cuilan came out dragging a man by his collar.
When Xiao Bailong saw the people on the ground, he shouted loudly: "Master!"
Sun Wukong's pupils also shrank—Jiang Liu'er, who used to be thin-skinned and tender, now has a bruised nose and a swollen face, and was thrown on the ground without moving.
"I've let you see him now, but whether he can continue to learn Buddhist scriptures or become a meal for my brothers, that's hard to say." The yellow wind monster said slowly, and then said to all his The assistant said, "Stay back, so as not to kill you by mistake."
A group of goblins quickly retreated.
Zhu Bajie grabbed Palladium, "I've seen someone who is arrogant and conceited, but I've never seen someone who is so conceited. Do you think that you alone can defeat the three of us brothers and sisters? What a joke!"
"I won't fight with you." Huang Fenggui rolled his eyeballs around, and then took a deep breath. The surrounding air revolved around him. Monkey King didn't know what he was going to do, so he could only remind his side The two of them: "Be careful."
The yellow wind monster's belly suddenly became bulging, like a big ball.Then he bent forward and continued to open his mouth wide. A gust of yellow wind gushed out from his mouth, and the powerful gas blew the three people at the entrance of the cave out of the cave.
It was a sunny day at first, but now it has become dark. The yellow wind in the surrounding woods is blowing up and down, and the dust on the ground is flying... This yellow wind is very powerful.
The three of them were blown into mid-air, as if they were controlled by an invisible force, tumbling around, unable to settle down.After turning a few somersaults to no avail, Monkey King simply gave up struggling and let himself float with the wind.When he felt that the wind was not so strong, Sun Wukong held a carp in the air and quickly flew towards the entrance of the cave while holding the golden cudgel.
The Yellow Wind Monster spewed out another mouthful of yellow wind, and Monkey King dodged to the side, avoiding it.But the little white dragon who was following behind him didn't react so quickly. He was blown straight by the strong yellow wind, and couldn't open his eyes immediately. spin.
When the second wind force passed, Monkey King stepped forward again holding the iron rod. The Yellow Wind Monster did not spit out yellow wind this time, but turned into a steel fork to meet him, and fought dozens of times with Monkey King. round.
Monkey King found out that this weasel is really not that easy to deal with, and he doesn't know why.If it is like this, there is still a chance of winning the fight, but if the yellow wind blows again, it will be very difficult for him to even get close.While fighting the Yellow Wind Monster, he stretched out his hand and pulled a handful of hair, conjuring more than a dozen of himself.More than a dozen Monkey Kings rushed towards the Yellow Wind Monster with their golden cudgels, while they themselves escaped and flew towards the cave.
The little goblins in the cave are all young people, and he easily killed Gao Cuilan who was about to drag Jiang Liuer back. He pointed at her with a golden cudgel, "I don't know why you became a Monster, but if you don't put him down, then don't blame my subordinates for being ruthless."
Jiang Liu'er woke up slowly, but the heavy eyelids made him unable to open his eyes, and the pain in his body also made him unable to move.With a dazed head, Gao Cuilan laughed a few times, her voice revealed disdain and indifference: "My body has been taken away for so many years, and I am no longer the youngest daughter of the Gao family! I am a demon, It is the king who gave me a chance to live, and I will naturally use my life to accomplish whatever he asks me to do."
She looked down at Jiang Liu'er, sneered, pulled her up, and touched Jiang Liu'er's fair neck with her other slender hand, "This monk does not have any grievances with me, but... "
She grabbed Jiang Liu'er by the neck, with a grim face, "Go to hell!"
Sun Wukong was originally looking at Master Gao's face, so he could not bear to do anything to this banshee.But I didn't expect her to rub her nose on her face.Immediately, he showed no mercy, raised his golden cudgel and knocked it down hard.
Gao Cuilan didn't dodge, she was hit with an iron rod just like that, and she fell down together with Jiang Liu'er with blood on her face.
Monkey King stepped forward to pull her away from Jiang Liuer's body, but he didn't expect that she would still hold onto Jiang Liuer's neck tightly until she died.
Even if he pulled hard, he couldn't pull it away. Monkey King wrestled with the dead man for a long time before Jiang Liu'er's neck just escaped from the clutches of the devil.At this time, there was a strong wind blowing from behind, and one didn't need to look to know that it was the Yellow Wind Monster.
Monkey King hugged Jiang Liu'er tightly to prevent him from being blown away and knocked against the wall.
The wind had made them helpless before when they were outside, but now in this cave, the wind couldn't escape from the inside and could only blow back.Being in this hole is like being in a rough sea, and you can't control your movements at all.And what Sun Wukong can do is try not to let the person in his arms hit him.
Although the Sanwei Kamikaze of Huangfeng Monster is very powerful, he can't keep breathing like this all the time!When he took a breath, Monkey King immediately seized the opportunity to fly out of the cave.
Just when Zhu Bajie appeared at the entrance of the cave, Monkey King threw Jiang Liuer out.
"Leave first!" Seeing that Zhu Bajie had caught the people firmly, Monkey King asked them to leave first, and deal with the yellow wind monster by himself.His pair of golden eyes and fiery eyes stared at the yellow wind monster to prevent him from chasing it.
Huang Fengguai looked at Sun Wukong staring at him so closely, then looked at his current cave mansion that had changed beyond recognition and Gao Cuilan who had been with him for several years, suddenly he felt very funny.
This is all his own death!
"Do you still remember that little mouse at the foot of Lingshan Mountain?" Huang Fenggui asked unwillingly.
"What do you remember, so what if you don't remember?" Sun Wukong frowned, as if he knew a little mouse in his memory, but it had been a long time ago, and he had no memory of it.But it seemed that the mouse knew him, and seemed to think he knew him too.
What he said made Huang Fenggui choke suddenly.
Yes, so what if you remember him?Could it be that if he said he remembered, then he would tell him what happened back then?Tell him that it was not the Bodhisattva who begged for him when he made a disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, but that he and that golden cicada went beyond their means to save him from death, and they also made a disturbance in Lingshan, and finally fled to this place by themselves. Hiding for hundreds of years?
But he had nothing to do with him in the first place, and he was voluntary to save him back then. Could it be that if he knew that he didn't remember who he was, would he just watch him being killed by the gods?That's not my style.However, he didn't know why he would make such a crazy decision when he suddenly found out that Sun Wukong was going to accompany Jin Chanzi to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures - why did he catch Tang Seng?Jealous that he can return to the immortal position again or the Monkey King next to him?
One is his only friend, and the other is his savior, why can't he see them well... Huang Fengguai suddenly remembered that Jin Chanzi, who always followed the rules, would never follow for a Monkey King he didn't know He was messing around with himself, but why did he want to make a big fuss with him in Lingshan?He even ran to heaven to save Monkey King, so didn't he help himself save Monkey King?
He blamed Monkey King for not remembering him, but he was the same, forgetting how Jin Chanzi was right to him.
"I don't have time to stay silent with you here. If you don't do anything, then I'll go." Sun Wukong frowned, looking impatiently at the weasel who had already lost his mind.The weasel recovered from his contemplative world, and seeing Monkey King still hated him, he was discouraged and said weakly, "Oh, let's go."
"..." Sun Wukong didn't expect to get this answer. This monster is crazy, and now he has rescued the person back, and after paying such a heavy price, this monster who wanted to eat Tang's monk's flesh actually let him go like this?Sun Wukong gave him a strange look, and then left without looking back.
He didn't believe that the monster would give up so easily, so when he walked with his back turned, he paid full attention to the movement behind him to prevent the monster from making a surprise attack from behind.
But Sun Wukong walked outside the cave, and there was still no movement behind him.He couldn't help turning his head to take a look, and saw the monster squatting on the ground...
Is there something wrong with this monster's brain?Sun Wukong couldn't understand it a little bit, shook his head, and walked down the mountain.
The yellow wind monster squatted on the ground, remembering more past events.
When he was a little mouse with low cultivation, he was chased and killed by a wolf demon, and it was Monkey King who passed by who saved him.Later he met Jin Chanzi on Lingshan.Jin Chanzi didn't dislike him as a monster, but would often teach him how to improve his mana.Later, his cultivation became higher and higher, and one day, Jin Chanzi came to say goodbye to him. He said that he and Tathagata had taken leave and wanted to go back to his hometown to have a look.
At that time, he was still very strange: "What? You still have a hometown? Aren't you a fairy?"
Jin Chanzi smiled and said, "I used to be a monster too. Later, I was tricked by Tathagata to come to this spiritual mountain, saying that he wanted to be my master, but he always asked me to serve him tea and water, and to do trivial things." matter."
"It's such a good thing to be the Tathagata's apprentice. You still dare to complain. Be careful that if the Tathagata listens to you, you will be fined for hundreds of years." He laughed at Jin Chanzi who didn't know the blessings in the midst of blessings.
Jin Chanzi said sadly, "It's been a long time since I left my hometown...I want to go back and have a look."
Then Jin Chanzi left.Huang Fengguai has no friends, and he has started to practice in seclusion. This practice has lasted for hundreds of years.Suddenly one day Jin Chanzi came back, and then he realized that the outside world had turned upside down.
Jin Chanzi told him, "That benefactor of yours is making a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, and no one will be able to keep him..."
etc!Thinking of this, Huang Fenggui felt that something was wrong. Did he really ask Jin Chanzi to help him save Monkey King?Thinking of Jin Chanzi telling himself that the place he was going to was Dongsheng Shenzhou... His face turned dark again.
Following Jin Chanzi's way.Huang Fenggui thought depressingly.
☆, 33. How to open it
When Sun Wukong went down the mountain, he saw Jiang Liuer leaning against the big tree, and the little white dragon screamed ghostly: "It's over, it's over!"
Monkey King walked over and covered Xiao Bailong's yelling mouth from behind, "Don't make noise!"
Little Bailong's eyes were still tightly closed, and he wrinkled his face and said pitifully, "Eldest senior brother is blind and can't see!"
"Your eyes are blind, mine is fine." Sun Wukong said as he walked towards Jiang Liuer, "Where is Bajie?"
"Yes, yes, what should I do if my eyes are blind?" Xiao Bailong stretched out his hands and groped forward cautiously, thinking that he would also reach them, but he tripped over a small stone and fell heavily on the ground , the pain made him scream.
Zhu Bajie, who was running to catch some water with a leaf, saw that the little white dragon had fallen, immediately threw away the water in his hand, and ran to help the little white dragon up, "Are you all right?"
Sun Wukong looked at the wet spot on the ground, frowned and said to Bajie: "You should give me the water first, what does it matter if a child falls?"
When Xiao Bailong heard his words, he jumped up: "You mean you only care about Master, and don't care about my life or death? My eyes can't see anything now! To save Master!"
"You can still yell like this, and you can still jump around. I think you are fine. You think this is in your Xihai, where is such a delicate prince? There is only a little white horse here." Monkey King is not afraid of hitting Xiaobai at all. With a heart that is easy to be hurt, Long took out the luggage hidden in the grass, took out the purple gold bowl, and walked to the river, suddenly remembered something, stopped and said to Zhu Bajie: "Now you go back to Gao Laozhuang Go, and tell his daughter is dead."
"Will this directly irritate the old man?" Bajie was a little worried, after all, he had been free for several years in his house.
"Then you said that she has decided to go to Xitian with you, so..." Sun Wukong gave a random reason.
Bajie stared wide-eyed, "How can you tarnish my innocence?!"
"Get lost!" Sun Wukong became impatient, "Say what you like, disappear immediately!"
"..."
Xiao Bailong was unconvinced: "Eldest Brother, if you continue to treat us as human beings, we will not go to Xitian! Come back home!"
Monkey King came back with a bowl of clear water, and when he heard what Xiao Bailong said, he snorted and said, "Go, if you want to go, go quickly. Also, if you dare to yell loudly, I will kill you."
"...Why do you let me go, you are not the master!" Xiao Bailong was trembling with anger, but the volume was still much lower.
Sun Wukong calmly asked Zhu Bajie to buy some medicine for Xiaobailong's eyes, and then Xiaobailong calmed down and groped to sit on the ground.While sobbing pitifully, he asked about the situation of Master Monkey King.
"You keep your voice down is the best medicine for Master."
Sun Wukong compared with the bowl, and found that he could not feed water like this, so he lay the still unconscious person on the grass, and then gestured again, and found that it was still not the best posture. He held the bowl and stared for a while, Then he turned to look at Xiao Bailong: "Are you really blind?"
"..." Xiao Bailong blushed angrily, nodded angrily, but still gritted his teeth and added: "Temporary!"
Sun Wukong turned his head silently, lowered his head and took a sip of water, then bent down...
"Fuck, host, why don't you wake up quickly, he's kissing you! This monkey who can feed you water from a bowl is actually using his mouth!" The voice of the system rang in Jiang Liu'er's ear , sounds too excited.
In fact, Jiang Liu'er had already become aware, and had listened to all their conversations just now.But I don't know what's going on, I just can't open my eyes!
Now being fed water like this is actually very rejecting, okay?Wukong, what's wrong with you?Can you use your brains!Jiang Liuer shouted in her heart.
"..." The cool water entered his mouth, Jiang Liu'er couldn't bear this feeding method, and resolutely refused to swallow the water.
Water flowed down the corner of his mouth, onto his thin white neck, and onto his collar.
"Oh, host, Sun Wukong is looking at you affectionately now..." the system said again.
"..." Jiang Liu'er became furious, and tried to open her eyes, but this time she was able to open them.The first picture that catches the eye is Sun Wukong's handsome face with doubts, where is the affection?Can the system be honest?
"Master?" Sun Wukong put down the bowl in his hand, helped the awakened man up, and then came over with the bowl again.
Jiang Liu'er took the bowl and gulped it down.When handing the bowl to Wukong, he still couldn't help asking: "How did you think of using that method to drink water for unconscious people?"
Is it a way that normal people can think of?
"Ah, Master, are you awake?" Sun Wukong didn't show the slightest embarrassment, "That's what a person told me a long time ago, if you are unconscious, you can feed like this."
"……Who?"
Which bastard actually dared to destroy the pure Great Sage!Jiang Liu'er is in a bad mood!And it is "teaching", how to teach?Is it an example?So the unfeminine Monkey King has already been eaten tofu, right?Damn it, how dare you take advantage of such a simple great sage like ours, it's just too damned!
"Oh, it's the original owner of the Water Curtain Cave I told you about last time! The one who looks very similar to you."
I didn't expect the person who looked like me to be such a hooligan!
Jiang Liu'er originally had a good impression of the owner of the Water Curtain Cave, after all, he looked like herself.Seeing Sun Wukong didn't feel wrong at all, remembering that it was the same situation at Yingchoujian last time... Jiang Liuer felt that she should teach this "simple" apprentice: "Oh Wukong, such a movement You can’t do it casually, you will be treated as a hooligan, you know?”
"Why?" Sun Wukong took out a piece of clean clothes from the bag, tore off a corner, and took out various bottles and jars, and asked while wiping Jiang Liu'er's wound.
Why?Jiang Liu'er had a black face.
"This kind of thing can only be done by very close people." Jiang Liuer explained seriously with a straight face, and grinned her teeth in pain in the next second, "Oh, take it easy!"
Sun Wukong stopped and looked at him, looking a little hurt: "Isn't our relationship close enough?"
"..." Jiang Liu'er felt that she was about to vomit blood.
"Hahaha!" The system laughed unscrupulously from the side, "When did you guys get together behind my back?! What is your relationship with the host now?"
"Wukong, the kind of intimacy I'm talking about doesn't mean our master-student relationship. This..." Jiang Liuer couldn't say the word kiss to Sun Wukong, and he was wondering what words to use instead, Sun Wukong's words scared his jaw off.
"What is this, I know." Sun Wukong threw out such a word that could blow Jiang Liu'er away.
Jiang Liu'er stared at Monkey King dumbfounded for a long time, and Monkey King can use Internet catchphrases!God lol.
He trembled for a long time, and then asked cautiously and tentatively: "Actually, you also traveled here, right?"
Sun Wukong frowned and said, "What is crossing? I'm from Huaguo Mountain."
"...Then who told you what this is?" Jiang Liuer asked again.
Those who would say yes must have traveled through the past.
"It's still the original owner of the Water Curtain Cave!" Sun Wukong uttered another atomic bomb-like sentence, "He said his name was Jiang Liu'er."
"…………"
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Apart from this word, Jiang Liu'er couldn't find any words that could better describe her mood.
Is this a coincidence?He looks like himself, and then he is called Jiang Liuer, and he crossed over again... Is this really not me? ! !
"Master, don't just talk too much, just pay attention to my existence!" Xiao Bailong sat cross-legged on the ground, listening to their conversation and didn't know what they were talking about. Seeing that they continued talking endlessly, he finally endured Can't help but cut in loudly.
"I want to drink water." Little White Dragon raised his hand high, Sun Wukong had no choice but to get him some water, after Little White Dragon finished drinking, he raised his hand again: "Can you give me something to eat? Brother?"
A piece of hard steamed bun was placed in his hand, and Monkey King's voice sounded above his head: "As a wounded person, you must act like a wounded person, don't push yourself too far."
Jiang Liu'er was shocked: "What happened to Xiao Bailong? Where did he get hurt?"
"Master..." Xiao Bailong turned into an aggrieved look for a second, twisted his neck and followed Jiang Liu'er's voice, "I can't see anymore, but senior brother is still so fierce to me... ..."
Jiang Liu'er knew that the Sanwei Kamikaze had blown her eyes. Originally, it was Monkey King who was injured in the eyes in Journey to the West, but now he has become a little white dragon.
He looked around, "Where is Bajie?"
"..." Xiao Bailong was very aggrieved: "I just noticed that I was hurt now, isn't the second senior brother here?! Master, we are also your apprentices, please don't treat them differently!!"
"..." Jiang Liu'er smiled awkwardly, "I have always treated everyone equally. Hasn't this slowed down yet haha."
He stood up slowly and asked Sun Wukong to take Xiaobailong with him.
"Where?"
"This
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