My apprentice teases me

Learn from the west. "

"Western Paradise? But this place is completely opposite to Western Paradise. Did the elder go wrong?" Flood Demon King raised his eyebrows in disbelief.

"Yeah, this is not the direction to go to the west, Wukong..." Jiang Liu'er hit the snake with the stick, and immediately followed the words of the Jiao Demon King, but hesitated to speak, looking at Monkey King as if looking at a A child who is not sensible.

Sun Wukong was amused by his resentful eyes, and said meaningfully: "Is it the apprentice's fault? Master forgot what he said before?"

Jiang Liuer's breath trembled, what do you mean, what did Tang Seng say?

Sun Wukong said to Jiao Demon King, "Let's go into the cave and sit down and talk slowly."

Jiao Demon King nodded, "Okay." Walking to the waterfall, a shadow disappeared into the waterfall.

Monkey King glanced back at Jiang Liuer who was still standing there, and called him, "Aren't you following?"

Jiang Liu'er hurried forward, thinking that she was afraid that he would fall again, so she also waited for him to go in first.But Sun Wukong wrapped his arms around his waist and brought him to his side. Jiang Liuer was taken aback, looking at the furry hands that hugged his waist, "What are you doing?"

Sun Wukong was taken aback by his reaction, and his voice was aggrieved: "Take you in!"

"Hehe, my stupid host thinks too much." The system laughed.

Jiang Liu'er's face immediately turned red, and she had no words to refute and could not refute the system, so she could only let Monkey King hug her tightly, and jumped into the waterfall.

☆, 4. The monkey is not serious

There was joy in the Water Curtain Cave, but it had nothing to do with Jiang Liuer. He is a monk and he can't eat meat. What does it have to do with me that they are cooking a big meal?

He is now frowning, holding Tang Monk's brocade cassock standing at the end of the cave, hesitating for a long time, but he still hasn't put it on.

Sun Wukong was drinking and talking with Jiao Demon King, and looked at the foolish master from time to time. After looking at it several times, he said to his second brother: "I'll go back when I go." Then he got up and went to Jiang Liuer's place. side walk.

When he got closer, he asked, "Master hasn't changed your clothes yet, is he waiting for me to change for you?"

"..." Damn, he said this sentence so seriously, but why did it sound so special to Jiang Liu'er's ears...the sense of sight of a domineering president?

[The host is a scheming bitch. ]

The system seizes every opportunity to laugh at Jiang Liu'er all the time. After getting along with him for the past few days, Jiang Liu'er has begun to suspect that this guy has some deep hatred for him, or is the system as a bug just such a poisonous tongue?Jiang Liu'er felt that it was necessary to have a good talk with him.

He couldn't ignore the system's ridicule now, but he had to answer Monkey King's words.

Jiang Liu'er wrinkled her face, glanced at the monkeys in front with a bit of embarrassment, and happened to meet the smiling gaze cast by the Jiao Demon King, turned her head and said to Monkey King: "There is no shelter here. In a place like this, are you asking me to change clothes in public? That's absolutely inappropriate."

If this was a group of men, he would have replaced them without saying a word, but this damn is a group of monkeys, monkeys who have thoughts and can talk!Different races!Guess he could shower with a dozen guys, but he's trying to get his cat out of the room when he changes!

Jiang Liu'er looked at Monkey King with resentment, hoping that he could help her.But what did he see, the corner of Monkey King's mouth that couldn't stop rising?

Are you laughing, are you laughing?Don't think I can't see the hair on my face!Jiang Liu'er was very upset.

"It's because I wasn't thoughtful enough, which made it difficult for Master." Sun Wukong said, and with a big wave of his hand, a stone wall appeared behind him, separating them from other monkeys. "It's okay now, change it quickly."

Jiang Liuer: "...Aren't you going out?"

Sun Wukong, who was about to turn around at first, heard what he said, and didn't want to turn away. He said a little rascally: "We are in a master-student relationship, why can't we be honest with each other, and, Master, have you seen my body too?" ?”

Jiang Liuer was taken aback: "When?"

"Under Five Fingers Mountain." Sun Wukong kindly reminded him.

In Journey to the West, when Sun Wukong came out of Wuzhi Mountain, he did appear naked in front of Tang Seng... But can this Nima be the same?Which monkey wears clothes?Do those monkeys outside wear clothes!

Sun Wukong, you are so stingy that others see your naked body, are you going to look at other people’s naked body again?I am really disappointed in you!

And the person looking at you is Tang Seng and not me, why should I be watched by a monkey?

One person and one monkey were in a stalemate for a while, and Sun Wukong became impatient, "Will you change or not, or I will leave."

"..." Good you despicable and shameless Monkey King!Jiang Liu'er gritted her teeth, "You can see, but you have to change back to human form first."

"Oh, it's easy!" He didn't know what he thought of, but this time he grinned.Monkey King transformed into a girl in a pink dress.I saw her pretty face, her curvy figure looming in the thin gauze and skirt, and she also had a deafeningly delicate voice, she flirted with her hair and made a gesture of fluffing her hair, " Master, is this okay?"

"..." Jiang Liu'er was almost so stimulated by this impure scene that he almost had a nosebleed. He blushed and scolded: "Wukong!"

The beauty twisted her slender willow waist, and said coquettishly, "He's called Hua'er now~"

Jiang Liu'er was angry: "I am your master!"

The beauty rolled her eyes and said, "So Master doesn't like such girls..."

He transformed again, and now Jiang Liu'er appeared in front of Jiang Liu'er as a man in fluttering white clothes, covering his face with his hands, only showing a pair of beautiful peach eyes, and his long black hair was floating like that. She looked so immortal, not at all the same as the enchanting slut just now.

Hmm...Jiang Liu'er looked at those eyes, knowing they were fake, but couldn't help but want to see what the half-covered face looked like.Sun Wukong might have guessed his thoughts, chuckled, and put down his raised hand...

Peach blossom eyes, high nose bridge, upturned mouth... Jiang Liuer was taken aback for a moment, the person in front of her was indeed pretty, but why did she look so boyish!He knew that he was a monk now, but he still couldn't help but want to confirm his thoughts, so he looked at the beauty's chest, oh, it's flat.

Sun Wukong was taken aback looking at his body, "I'm sorry, I've shown my original shape."

Jiang Liuer: Don't fool me, isn't your original shape a stone monkey?But he didn't expose his lies, fearing that he would turn into another beauty, so he quickly changed his clothes.

But when he saw that the brocade cassock was inlaid with so many night pearls, fixed wind beads, relics and other precious stones, and thought that Tang Seng was not willing to wear it all the way, it would not be good for him as a counterfeit to wear it like this , such a precious thing, if he, a vulgar man, breaks it, what should I do?

Seeing him, Sun Wukong was stunned again, helplessly supported his forehead and said: "Okay, okay, I won't watch it, I'll go out now."

Jiang Liu'er quickly pulled him back, showing an amiable smile, "Wukong, the Bodhisattva said that this cassock can only be worn when meeting a saint, but it is not tender now. Aren't you able to change 72 times? Give it to Master Shall I turn into an ordinary gun?"

Sun Wukong stared at him for a long time, and suddenly said: "Why do I feel that my whole person has changed since Master arrived at Huaguo Mountain? Could it be that some monster possessed my Master?"

"Wukong really knows how to joke... I am me, so there is no fake me." Jiang Liuer smiled guiltyly.

Wukong didn't say a word, he had golden eyes, of course he could tell that there was no monster on Jiang Liuer's body, but why did he still feel that he was different from the Tang Monk he saw in Wuzhi Mountain?Could it be that the unsmiling Tang Monk who looks like an old man is just pretending?Now this is the real him?

If this is the case, then Tathagata and Guanyin are really mistaken, this person does not seem to be reliable at all.He also said that Jin Chanzi was reincarnated, tsk.

He stretched out his hand to pluck out a hair to change, but seeing that his white clothes were fluttering, he stretched out his hand to pluck out his hair instead, and changed Jiang Liu'er into a yellow monk's robe and a red cassock, asking him to change into it quickly.

After Jiang Liu'er had finished changing, he turned around and walked into the stone wall. The stone wall disappeared as he walked past. The noise from outside came over, and there was also a scent of kneading, and the smell of wine. Mellow.

Jiang Liu'er thought for a while, and felt that she still had to go there. After all, she had nothing to eat, so she could still get gossip, right?And not only now, he will inquire with Monkey King about many unsolved mysteries when he has the opportunity in the future. After returning to reality, he will write a book "Those People and Things You Don't Know in Journey to the West", which may be very popular among fans of Journey to the West. Pursue it?After all, there are so many real textual research parties, so many people who pay attention to side details... He even thought that if the book is published, what website would be better to post it on? Jinjiang mainly focuses on glass texts. Are there any readers?

...Ah, how annoying!Jiang Liuer, what are you daydreaming about during the day, let’s talk about it after finishing your mission, I don’t know if you can go back.

Shaking his head, he put the distant thoughts behind him, straightened his body and walked towards the two calmly, sat down at the stone table next to them, made himself a cup of tea, and sipped it slowly.

However, he sat down for a long time, but he didn't hear the two people talking. He looked at the people next to him out of the corner of his eye, and found that the one in black and the other in white were just eating quietly.

"..."

Shouldn't you have a lot to say when you meet again after a long absence?What are you eating? How long have you been hungry?Oh, his big apprentice has been starving for 500 years... and he is also starving.

Well, it's okay to catch up on the old days after drinking and eating.While drinking the bitter tea that she didn't like, Jiang Liu'er secretly hoped that they would finish their meal quickly.

After he drank the whole pot of tea, he finally heard the Jiao Demon King speak: "Seventh Brother!"

Come on, come on, get out the paper, get out the pen!Remember gossip!

Jiang Liu'er was a little excited, but saw Jiao Demon King stand up, "Second brother, I'll go first, I'll catch up with you tomorrow when the big one and the younger brothers come back."

watt? !!

Are they really good friends!

Sun Wukong also stood up, "Second brother, walk slowly."

Then, then the Flood Demon King really left.

Jiang Liu'er was so angry, he drank a lot of tea! When the people left, Monkey King sat down again, picked up the wine glass in front of him and drank one after another.Jiang Liu'er suddenly remembered that Sun Wukong is a monk now, how can he drink and eat meat?How can there be such a big difference between the same monks?So Jiang Liu'er stood up, and stood beside him with a serious face, "Wukong, you are a monk, how can you violate the big taboo of a monk?"

"Oh really? Since I have committed a big taboo, then I will be expelled from the sect, who wants to be a monk." Monkey King lowered his head, still drinking one cup after another.

"..." Jiang Liu'er thought to himself, you have a good idea, it's my first mission for you to follow me to get the West Classic.So he said magnanimously: "People are not sages and sages can do nothing. Well, if you are sincere to the Buddha in the future, I think the Buddha will forgive you." Then he stretched out his hand and snatched the wine in his hand.

Sun Wukong suddenly raised his head, his fair and handsome face was flushed at this time, as if he was drunk, he said angrily: "Sincerely? Don't even think about it, you still want to send me after suppressing Lao Tzu for 500 years? When I am old Sun Zhen is afraid of him? If he has the ability, he will put me on Wuzhishan and Shizhishan again!"

To be honest, it seemed disharmonious to say such words with that pretty face, Jiang Liu'er couldn't let herself laugh, and comforted him, saying: "Buddha is kind, the mistakes you committed are already treasonous. Our Tang Dynasty, whoever you are, if you make a big mistake, you will be executed."

"Forget it," Sun Wukong shook his head, "It's best if you don't want to get the Western Scripture now, don't worry, I will definitely not let the Bodhisattva find you, after all, you released me from Wuzhi Mountain..."

Jiang Liu'er was shocked when he heard what he said, what?Is it because he doesn't want to go to get the Western Classic?How can it be? ! !

☆, 5. Poor acting skills

"Say it again?" Jiang Liu'er was a little confused.

Sun Wukong stared at him a little laxly, Jiang Liuer stretched out his hand and pushed him, Sun Wukong immediately changed back to his original shape, and fell straight back, Jiang Liuer reached out his hand quickly and grabbed his clothes. collar, to avoid the fate of him falling to the ground.

Looking at the unconscious Monkey King, Jiang Liuer was also very depressed. The omnipotent Monkey King had already surprised him this day, for example, drinking or something, ordinary wine can still make him drunk ?What a ghost.

He helped Monkey King to the only stone bed with brocade quilts on both sides, and let him lie down.Sitting on a stone chair beside him, he planned to ask him when he woke up.But at night, Monkey King still didn't wake up, so Jiang Liu'er had to spread the dried clothes on the ground, and lay down to sleep all night.

The next day, when I woke up, Monkey King was nowhere to be seen, so I had to get up quickly, and asked the monkey in the cave, and learned that Monkey King had gone to visit his friends in Huaguo Mountain.Originally, Jiang Liuer wanted to find him, but the monkeys stopped him, saying that the king ordered him not to come out of this hole.

Jiang Liu'er could only sit for another day.During this day, he and the system have hurt each other many times.For example, Jiang Liuer said: "You stupid system, tell me who the hell doesn't want to learn the Western Classics? Why is none of your words true?"

The system was very angry at his words, how could he know, but he couldn't admit defeat, so he kept asking the members of the system family about the completion status of their host's mission, and then told Jiang Liu'er more emphatically.

In fact, in this boring mutual harm, Jiang Liuer was the first to be unlucky, because the monkeys couldn't see or hear the system, so in their eyes, what they saw was a monk who kept talking to himself. language, and he couldn't understand what he said.

A little monkey couldn't bear it anymore, so he asked him: "Master, are you stupid?"

Jiang Liu'er told him with a serious face: "I'm chanting, you don't understand!"

With an idea, Jiang Liu'er suddenly asked the little monkey: "Are you willing to learn this Buddhist scripture? This is about meditation. If you have any troubles after you learn it, read it again and you won't be sad. .”

Regardless of the little monkey shaking his head violently, grabbed him, pulled him to the front, smiled like a wretched and deceitful uncle, "Come on, read to me-system, system, yes, a, deep, well, ice~"

system:……

little monkey:……

The consequence of Jiang Liuer doing this is that the system never paid attention to him again, the monkeys hid from this nagging master far away, and Jiang Liuer waited and waited alone, looking forward to the stars and the moon Finally waited until Sun Wukong came back.

"Wukong~" Jiang Liu'er rushed forward, "You are finally back!"

Sun Wukong dodged to the side, avoiding Jiang Liuer's touch, and pulled out a strange looking fruit out of thin air like a magic trick, the red was very bright.

Sun Wukong handed it to his master, "This fruit is called Wu Xin Guo. Eating it can increase your mana. I brought one back for you. Ordinary people can not suffer from diseases if they eat it!"

Good apprentice.Jiang Liu'er took it and ate it into his stomach with a few mouthfuls, and finally the corners of his mouth were silent, with a hesitant expression.

Sun Wukong glanced at him: "It's gone, one piece of this thing is enough..."

"...No," Jiang Liu'er scratched the non-existent hair, "I have something to ask you..."

Although he thought about it for a day, he still didn't know how to say it.

"Did I really tell you before that I don't want to go to get the West Classic?" Jiang Liuer asked cautiously.

"Yes!" Sun Wukong nodded.

No, it’s definitely not right, how can Tang Seng be such a person, it’s impossible!Jiang Liu'er didn't believe it, "It's because you don't want to go with me to get the Western Scriptures, so you took me here captive, just to prevent Bodhisattvas from knowing my whereabouts, right?"

Sun Wukong looked like "Master, why are you so unreasonable".He has never had anything to say to these people who don't accept their account. He always likes to slap each other in the face with facts.

"Since you don't believe it, why don't you let me see the facts?" After finishing speaking, he put his hands on Jiang Liu'er's shoulders, and used magic power to make him and his own become one, and let him watch what happened the day before yesterday .

Beside the pile of rocks on Wuzhi Mountain that had already been blasted away, Monkey King was skinning the tiger without saying a word. Tang Seng, who was standing by the side, suddenly said to Monkey King, as if he had made up his mind: "Wukong!" Ah, to go to get the Western Classic has to go through 81, 500 springs and summers, are you really willing to work so hard after [-] years of pressure?"

Sun Wukong's hand paused, and Jiang Liu'er was stunned as he stood aside and looked at them, Wucao, this Tang monk, how did he know that it would take 17 years to learn the scriptures?And why teach Sun Wukong badly?

Looking at the Monkey King in the fantasy again, he struck again with no expression on his face, "I have already made an agreement with Tathagata and the others, I will not break my promise."

"But..." Tang Seng seemed very embarrassed, "I thought about it as a teacher. The journey is far away. Although you are protecting me, who knows which one will come first, tomorrow or the accident..."

Jiang Liu'er: "..."

This Tang Monk also time-traveled, right?It must have been through time travel, why are these words so familiar!

Tang Seng leaned close to Sun Wukong and said in a low voice: "It's better for us not to go, run now, and let the Bodhisattvas find us."

Monkey King didn't speak, Tang Seng said again: "You haven't visited your Huaguo Mountain for 500 years, don't you think about your disciples and grandchildren? Maybe your Shuilian Cave has changed hands, and you are willing to let it go." ? Go back and take me, your master, by the way."

"..." This was the first time seeing such a shameless Tang Seng Jiang Liu'er.Just as he was feeling emotional, a system voice suddenly sounded in his ears: "Ah, what's going on with this Tang Monk? Could it be that he did it to do tasks for you?"

...Damn it, if it's really for a mission, don't you think it's too much to change the plot of others?Are you not afraid that the original author will find you boring people at night?

Monkey King let go of his shoulders and sneered, "Is there anything else you want to say? Master?"

"What would you do if I said that what I said before was actually to get you to come back and take a look at your monkeys?" Jiang Liuer asked shamelessly.

Sun Wukong: "I don't accept it. Anyway, there is only one chance, and if you want to complain to the Bodhisattva, it doesn't matter. Anyway, you can't say it first, and Tathagata will just think you are blind."

Jiang Liu'er could only shut up silently, planning to rest first and fight again tomorrow.

In order to prevent Sun Wukong from being found again tomorrow, Jiang Liuer did not fall asleep that night. He woke up at dawn, squatting beside the stone bed, looking at the person on the bed without blinking. Sun Wukong.

After a long time, Monkey King finally woke up. When he opened his eyes, he saw Jiang Liuer staring at the thick dark circles with a resentful face. He was startled: "I let you sleep on the bed last night... "

Jiang Liu'er wondered how you can sleep so well, do you know how long I have been squatting here, I almost finished counting the number of hairs on your face!

"Master, I like to sleep on the ground." Jiang Liu'er made a fool of himself, and then said with great anticipation: "I have been here for two or three days, but I have only been out of the gate, and I haven't had a good look at it yet. Woolen cloth."

In fact, it goes without saying that Sun Wukong is planning to take him for a walk on Huaguo Mountain today. After all, he will live in Huaguo Mountain for a long time. If the monsters in Huaguo Mountain do not know that he is his own , then Jiang Liu'er might be taken as food by monsters to fill his stomach.

So, on the fourth day of this Westward Journey, Jiang Liu'er was no longer nestled in Shuilian Cave.After breakfast, he walked slowly all over the Huaguo Mountain with Monkey King.

After walking for a while, Jiang Liu'er suddenly remembered the words "a fox pretends to be a tiger", so he sped up a few steps and ran in front of Monkey King.

When the monsters on the mountain saw him for the first time, their eyes turned green, but when they saw the Monkey King following behind the mortal, they all put their tails between their legs and ran away.

This feeling of pretending to be a tiger makes Jiang Liu'er feel very refreshed.If he was in a better mood, the system would hit him at this time.

No, the system is talking again.

"The task has not been completed yet and I still have the mind to go sightseeing, can the host take it seriously?"

Jiang Liu'er couldn't refute what the system said, he could only hum in his heart, what do you know, I seem to be playing, but I am not.

Yes, Jiang Liuer was looking for an opportunity, an opportunity to make Monkey King listen to him.

He was thinking, although there are so many monsters in Huaguo Mountain, even though they dare not provoke Monkey King, what if they encounter one or two small monsters with low cultivation?As long as a monster comes out to block the way, Jiang Liuer will be the first to rush up. It is best if he is injured in the fight with the monster, then he will ask Sun Wukong to "repay his favor".

His idea is unrealistic, not to mention that Monkey King will save him immediately, even if there are young monsters who don't know Monkey King, but don't those who hang out on Huaguo Mountain still know Monkey King's name?As early as many years ago, all the monsters in Huaguo Mountain had a portrait of Monkey King.

So, after wandering around for a while, Cheng Yaojin didn't come out halfway.Jiang Liu'er didn't give up, she made an excuse that she had to be familiar with all the roads on the mountain, and walked with Monkey King again, but nothing happened.

It seems that no one will challenge Monkey King.Jiang Liu'er was a little disheartened, and went home with Monkey King.

There is a fruit forest not far from Shuilian Cave. I don't know what kind of fruit it is, but it is red and green, which is very tempting.

But Jiang Liu'er had no appetite, and looked up sadly.

Suddenly, Jiang Liuer's eyes widened, and he yelled in horror, "Wukong go away!" Then he rushed forward and pushed Sun Wukong away.

Sun Wukong was pushed by him and staggered, before he could stand still, he heard a slap behind him, followed by Jiang Liuer's painful "Ah—"

Sun Wukong looked back suddenly, and saw Jiang Liuer's bald head was covered with blood, half kneeling on the ground, with a painful expression on his face.

"Wu... Wukong... As a teacher, life is not long... As a teacher, there is one regret... Can you do it for me...?"

With a pop, he spat out a mouthful of blood.

The corner of Jiang Liu'er's mouth turned red, but those black and white eyes looked up at him expectantly.

☆、6. Competition

Regarding Jiang Liuer's shameless behavior, the system felt that if it was Monkey King, it would not pay attention to him, so it turned around and left.But Sun Wukong is Sun Wukong after all, and he is different from ordinary people. He has survived 500 years of no one's attention, and his endurance is still very good.

Moreover, although Jiang Liu'er's acting skills are bad, he still worked hard after all, didn't he?

Sun Wukong even squatted down very kindly, so that Jiang Liuer didn't have to look up at him: "What regrets do you have?"

"Before I always felt that the road to learn the scriptures was a long way, and it was a very hard thing, but since I have promised my emperor of Tang Dynasty, I can't break my promise. It was because I was confused for a moment that I made such a shameless In this water curtain cave, I had no peace day and night, and I felt very guilty. I am a monk, the emperor has given me such high expectations, the Bodhisattva has such high expectations for me, and there are so many things. The common people are waiting for me to go to Purdue, how can I not go to get the Western Classic?" Jiang Liu'er coughed several times, and her eyes revealed the longing of "my heart is far away", "Now I am coming to the end of my life, I can no longer realize my value, so..."

Jiang Liu'er looked back, "Now I'm entrusting this task to you, are you willing to go as a teacher instead?"

Sun Wukong didn't make a sound, Jiang Liuer sighed, his voice was already very weak, "Don't be embarrassing, if you don't want to, forget it. I am willing to save you, so let me go to hell with regret and tears. "

Monkey King still didn't speak, but Jiang Liu'er was already roaring in his heart, "Hey, you're all right, at least let me out, okay?"I can't make it up! ! !

"Master..." Sun Wukong finally spoke, with a sincere look on his face: "I've been talking for so long, why don't you close your eyes?"

"..." Fucking Monkey King, get out.

Sun Wukong didn't roll, but stretched out his fingers to dip the red juice on Jiang Liuer's head, put it in his mouth and licked it, "Well, it tastes good." Then he stretched out his fingers to his mouth, and asked him, "Would you like it?" Don't take a lick? Your tongue isn't long enough to lick your own head."

"Hahahahahahahaha..." The stinky boy in the system laughed mercilessly.Jiang Liu'er stood up angrily, and walked towards Shuilian Cave angrily.

"Don't go, Master." Sun Wukong held him back and said with a smile: "You have worked so hard, don't you want to listen to my answer?"

Hearing this seemed to be very funny, Jiang Liuer was overjoyed, and asked him calmly, "Then what is your answer?"

Sun Wukong didn't answer his words immediately, but stretched out a hand to him.Jiang Liu'er thought he was going to do something to her, but saw that he caught a fruit that was ripe and about to fall. The fruit was not broken, and it was in the palm of that hairy hand intact.It is crystal clear, like a red crystal ball, very beautiful.

Sun Wukong handed it to Jiang Liuer, and said: "Actually, whether I go to Xitian or not is not a big deal for me, no matter how difficult it is, it's not a big deal for me... and I don't have any What are you going to do, if you insist on me escorting you to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, that's not a problem, it's just..."

Sun Wukong deliberately paused, Jiang Liuer hurriedly asked, "Just what?"

"People are untrustworthy, so they don't know what to do. Since you, Master, begged me to go this time, then naturally I have to pay a little price."

Sun Wukong's shrewd eyes were smiling, and Jiang Liuer humbly asked for advice: "What do you lack?"

Jiang Liu'er didn't care about Sun Wukong's words, he was a poor monk, presumably Sun Wukong knew it, there was no price to "take" from him.

"I have everything, and I don't like what you have. How about this, I'm so bored now, you fight with me now, if you win me, then I will escort you to the west. If you lose, Then go on your own, and I won't stop you."

"..."

Let him, a monk who only knows taekwondo, fight against Monkey King, who once made a big fuss in the heavens, where all kinds of gods and a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals are no match?What are you kidding?Although he is a time traveler, he doesn't have any golden fingers, okay?Don't you understand that this is bullying him?

Jiang Liu'er thought for a while, and said tactfully: "We are all monks, how can we be like those people in the rivers and lakes, who have to use our hands to solve any problems? Let's find another way, such as... Do you like it? Listen to stories, I can tell you many, many stories, I guarantee you haven’t heard of them.”

Sun Wukong looked at him without speaking, shaking his head or nodding.Jiang Liuer found that Monkey King liked this very much, and expressed his displeasure silently.

"If I know martial arts or spells, then I'll compete with you, but I don't know anything. You have already beaten me with one finger, so what else can you compare?" Jiang Liu'er struggled desperately.

"Then I don't need mana, that's fine." Monkey King took a step back very readily.

No mana?Aren't you just an old monkey who has lived for many years?I'm not afraid to tell you that although I can't fly over walls, my strength is still great. If you compare strength with me, you will definitely lose!Jiang Liu'er laughed heartily.On the surface, he still had to pretend to be very unconfident to confuse his opponent: "Then...well, you have said so, then I will reluctantly agree to you."

The rules of winning and losing are very simple, that is, whoever falls to the ground first loses.

Jiang Liu'er is sure to win, so before the start, he performed more than ten minutes of warm-up exercises, and went to the game with the best posture.

Sun Wukong was eating fruit while he was warming up, and he was not in a hurry to rush him, and even asked with concern when Jiang Liuer said it was done: "Is it really healed? You can wait."

"Well, it's all right." Jiang Liu'er nodded solemnly, and assumed the posture at the beginning of the master's fight that she learned from TV, with a solemn expression and firm eyes.

Sun Wukong hadn't finished eating the fruit yet, he bit it slowly and said, "Wait, I'll finish eating this fruit first..."

Jiang Liu'er was too embarrassed to say no, after all, he had been waiting for him for more than ten minutes.After a while, there was still half a mouthful of fruit left, Jiang Liu'er maintained his handsome posture and felt that he couldn't hold on any longer, so he yelled at Monkey King: "Hurry up! "

Monkey King had no choice but to quickly eat the half mouthful, stretched his waist, and then said to Jiang Liuer: "Okay, let's start!"

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Liuer yelled and rushed forward. Sun Wukong was hit by him and took a few steps back. Jiang Liuer took advantage of the situation and hugged his upper body. The weight of his body knocked him to the ground.

"Okay, master, you have won." Sun Wukong announced, not at all feeling ashamed to lose to a mortal monk.That tone is like saying "ah, today's weather is very nice" tone.

Jiang Liuer was also very surprised that winning was so easy, especially Sun Wukong's casual tone seemed to indicate that he didn't care about winning or losing at all, which made Jiang Liuer unhappy.

Follow Sun Wukong disheveledly, even if he wins but loses, he is talking about Jiang Liu'er.

Anyway, the purpose was achieved anyway.Although Jiang Liu'er wished to pack his luggage and set off to learn scriptures immediately, but he was too much of a scoundrel, and Sun Wukong had a good attitude, so Jiang Liu'er was embarrassed to urge him to leave quickly.

After Sun Wukong and his brothers got together once, and after being reluctant to part with those monkeys for a few days, finally at dawn, Sun Wukong woke up Jiang Liuer from his sleep, saying that he was counting on his fingers , it is better to go out for a long trip today, why not choose to leave Huaguo Mountain today.

At first Jiang Liuer was very angry at his disturbing dream, but when he heard that he was going to leave, he immediately woke up, picked up the baggage that had been packed for a few days, and followed Monkey King. Later, with the farewell of all the monkeys, he left Huaguo Mountain and embarked on the westbound road.

After walking for a while, Jiang Liuer finally remembered the nine-ringed tin staff belonging to Tang Seng, and asked Monkey King, "Have you seen my tin staff?"

"Yes." Sun Wukong said, "I saw it was troublesome, so I threw it away with your broken luggage and customs clearance papers."

"Throw it away?!" Jiang Liu'er was furious, and held back after receiving Sun Wukong's gaze, for fear that he would offend him. If he turned around and went back to Huaguo Mountain, wouldn't he be wronged?

"It doesn't matter, let's go and get it back. It was given to me by Guanyin, so I can't lose it." Jiang Liuer said kindly, but she had already scolded Monkey King in her heart: You don't want to lose such a valuable item. Throw it away?What a prodigal bastard!

Sun Wukong took the luggage from Jiang Liuer's shoulder and clicked his tongue: "What's the trouble, if you want a crutch, I'll find you a better one."

"..." Who needs a cane? You're only lame.

Jiang Liu'er said: "No other king will let me pass without customs clearance documents!"