My apprentice teases me

.Jiang Liu'er also felt guilty for a moment, and quickly said aggressively: "What are you looking at, it's just that Lei Gong accidentally knocked the thunder! Did you kill me?"

Just after finishing speaking, a bolt of lightning hit the big tree next to it, and the big tree was split in half.

Jiang Liu'er: "..."

Dragon: "..."

"It didn't hit me, did it?!" Jiang Liu'er was stubborn, in fact, he was afraid that he would be killed in the next second after saying this sentence.

However, after a while, there was no strange movement.Jiang Liu'er breathed a sigh of relief and became more confident, "Look, I didn't lie. Monks don't tell lies."

"...Oh." The dragon responded after a long time.

Jiang Liu'er decided to seduce it: "If you agree to be my white horse now, then I won't tell Bodhisattva what you did to me before, otherwise..."

Giant Dragon: "...Huh? What else?"

"Amitabha, you are so good." Jiang Liu'er saluted again, lowered her head, and raised the corners of her mouth slightly.

Some things are better left unsaid.

The dragon thought for a while, forget it, probably no one would be so boring as to pretend to be Tang Sanzang.So he said, "I promise you."

Jiang Liu'er raised his head and smiled like a spring breeze: "You?"

The giant dragon rolled his eyes and shouted, "Master!"

Jiang Liu'er grinned, "Hey!" The ground responded, "Master is here to save you now!"

Then he ran up, hugged the dragon's head and dragged it back with all his strength. It took a lot of effort to drag the dragon to the shore. Then he ran behind the dragon, pushed hard, and pushed the dragon into the water.And he, due to inertia, jumped forward, and then fell into the water.

Having exerted all his strength, he had no strength to struggle, and as soon as the dragon reached the water, it swam to the depths and disappeared.

Jiang Liu'er sank lower and lower, it was so uncomfortable that he couldn't breathe, he could only watch helplessly as the water got farther and farther away from him.

It's over, just finished the mission, are you going to die?

Who will save him...

Plop - as if someone jumped into the water...

Jiang Liu'er wanted to see who it was, but her eyes closed slowly uncontrollably.

"Master!"

There seems to be a voice calling him, it seems to be... Wukong's?

☆、12. Cameo in Dream of Red Mansions

"Hehehe..." A clear and sweet voice came from a distance, Jiang Liuer looked up, and saw a young girl in a light blue skirt laughing heartily among the flowers in a garden full of flowers, For a while, I leaned over to smell the fragrance of this flower, and for a while I pinched the petals, it was so cute and cute...

Jiang Liu'er stood there with her chin in her hand, looking at the girl in front of her who was more beautiful than Hua, her mood improved a lot.

Suddenly, the girl seemed to feel that someone was watching her, raised her head and looked this way, then smiled deeper, waved to him, and called sweetly: "Brother Baoyu~"

"This voice is as good as Huang Ying's singing!" Jiang Liu'er couldn't help sighing.

A voice rang in his ear, "Have you ever heard the song of a yellow warbler? Stupid mortal?"

Jiang Liu'er's face darkened, but that's not true.But is this the point?He is not good at Chinese, and when he compliments others, he only uses "good-sounding" and "good-looking". Now that he has finally used a metaphor, can you stop hitting him like this!Nasty little boy!

"Brother Baoyu, come quickly, come and catch butterflies with me!" The beautiful girl smiled brightly and called Jiang Liuer over.

It was only then that Jiang Liuer realized that "Brother Baoyu" was himself... So, he is now in the Dream of the Red Chamber?Jiang Liuer was overjoyed, no wonder this girl looked so cute, she turned out to be Lin Daiyu!

Happiness came so suddenly that it was impossible to guard against...Jiang Liu'er was so happy that he wanted to fly.

Jiang Liuer ran in the sun, feeling that life is so beautiful, he greeted the girl while running: "Sister Daiyu~"

When she was about to run to Daiyu, the smiling girl suddenly changed her face, pointing at him in horror and screaming: "Oh, Brother Baoyu, why are you bald? When did you become a monk?"

These words were like a bucket of cold water being poured on the head, Jiang Liu'er stopped, reached out and touched his head, it was indeed bald.

At this time, a handsome voice sounded from behind, "Sister Daiyu, I am your elder brother Baoyu!"

Jiang Liu'er turned her head and saw a young man in a red brocade suit standing there, holding a mountain ink folding fan, with red lips and white teeth, and a high-spirited look. He seemed to have a halo under the sun. Liu'er should be as dim as possible.

The black-clothed man beside him is also extraordinary, with a good-looking face tensed, "Master, he dared to pretend to be you, do you want to..."

He didn't say "what" or not, but when he looked at Jiang Liu'er, his eyes were like looking at an ant.

"Jia Baoyu" raised his hand and shook his head, "I remember him, he is my loyal fan."

"!!!" Jiang Liu'er couldn't understand what they were saying, but heard the kid in the system shout excitedly: "Brother No. 128!"

"Jia Baoyu" chuckled, and said to Jiang Liuer's system kid, "He's not called number 128 anymore, I've already given him a name, he's called Wei Hua now, and he belongs to me."

The black-clothed man's expression was a bit ugly, but he didn't say anything.

On the other hand, one person and one system on the opposite side were all stunned.

He can actually see his system!Fuck, who is this person! ! !Jiang Liuer was shocked.

"Hehe, Jiang Liuer, have you forgotten your Wei Shengda in such a short time?"

Jia Baoyu... oh no, it was Wei Sheng who smiled at him, and that smile was very meaningful.

The word "Wei Sheng" inspired Jiang Liu'er, "You are..."

Then he was speechless, and disappeared little by little from his feet up. Wei Sheng waved at him, "Maybe we will see each other again in the future!"

Then he shouted "Sister Daiyu" and ran towards the girl. Jiang Liu'er could only hear the goosebump-provoking voice and see the cold face of the handsome guy in black, before disappearing. up.

When he became conscious, he felt groggy all over, and the stones under his body were painful.Jiang Liu'er was still struggling with her eyelids, when she suddenly felt footsteps around her, and then a shadow pressed down, and then...

Something touched his lips! !soft!Something that feels like lips! ! ! !

Raising her hand suddenly, pushing the person on her body away, Jiang Liuer suddenly opened her eyes and sat up angrily, "Who the hell is kissing me!"

When he looked up, he saw Monkey King squatting beside him.I saw that he was wet from head to toe, and his originally soft light golden hair became dark brown and stuck tightly to his body. A pair of black and white eyes seemed to look at him a little wronged...

Jiang Liu'er: "..."

If it were someone else, Jiang Liu'er would definitely investigate to the end, after all, it was her first kiss!But this person is Sun Wukong, the one who was angered by himself, the one who said he would apologize as soon as he came back... If he is angry now, will he lose his popularity again?

So Jiang Liu'er thought about it for a long time, and finally decided to forget it. Isn't it just a kiss, and he is not a girl, so don't worry too much about it.

And... It seems that Sun Wukong thinks he is drowning, so he needs to give him artificial respiration?

Thinking of this, Jiang Liu'er's face darkened. Damn, did artificial respiration already exist in ancient times?He thought that in the conservative ancient times, people would not do artificial respiration.

"Ahem..." Jiang Liu'er hurriedly changed her ferocious look, and put on an expression like seeing a long-lost relative, "Wukong, you're back, I thought you didn't want me, Master..."

Monkey King wiped his lips with his hand, but said nothing.

Seeing his action, Jiang Liu'er was so angry that he dared to wipe his lips, I still don't think you're a monkey!Do I have to rinse my mouth ten times!How insulting!

On the surface, there were still tears in my eyes, "I have been confessing for the past few days. I didn't want to use a magic spell to subdue you. I didn't even remember the spell. I tore it up and ate it in my stomach. Really. You forgive me Let me, Master, okay? Don’t leave in a fit of anger.”

Jiang Liu'er apologized in a low voice, but the Great Sage Equaling Heaven did not make any waves to his heartfelt words, not even blinking his eyes.

"..." Jiang Liu'er didn't know how to apologize anymore, should he kneel down and beg for his forgiveness?

"Sister Daiyu, who is it?" Just when Jiang Liu'er was about to compete with Monkey King for having bigger eyes, Monkey King suddenly asked such a sentence.

"What?" Jiang Liu'er didn't react.

"Sister Daiyu." Sun Wukong shook his dripping hair and repeated, "Just now when you were unconscious, you called out such a name."

"Ah? Is there?" Jiang Liu'er was a little flustered. If Sun Wukong knew that he was a monk who hadn't died in the world, what kind of face would he have as a "master"!

Jiang Liu'er's mind was running at high speed, and he found a lie all at once.

He looked gloomy and sighed, "Sister Daiyu is my father's youngest daughter. When she was in Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty, she often went to our temple with her mother to offer incense... Just now, it was a dream. See her."

After Jiang Liu'er finished speaking, she slightly raised her head to look at the sky, her eyes showed an obvious sadness.

What is the strength of acting skills? This, that, is! !Jiang Liu'er was proud of herself.

"Really? It turns out that's what Master called his sister when he called him." Sun Wukong stretched out his hand and pinched his nose, imitating Jiang Liu'er's appearance in a coquettish voice: "Dai~yu~sister~~"

Hearing these words, Jiang Liu'er almost couldn't hold back the burst of laughter. She couldn't help but blushed before suppressing the smile that had reached the corner of her mouth, and scolded in a low voice: "Wukong!"

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, stood up, took the luggage, found a set of clothes and threw it to Jiang Liuer: "Since you're all right, then dare to change quickly!"

Jiang Liu'er was about to walk behind the tree with her clothes in hand, when she remembered the dragon, she turned around again, "By the way, where is that dragon?"

Sun Wukong didn't change his clothes, he transformed himself into the handsome man in white again.After hearing what he said, the human version of Monkey King sneered, "Since he wants to harm you, why keep him? Master, you change your clothes, and let me deal with him."

Talking and walking towards the river, Jiang Liu'er looked over and saw a naked young man tied up with a golden rope and thrown on the pebble beach on the bank. Liu'er shouted loudly: "Master, Master, save me...I already know I was wrong!"

Jiang Liuer was about to go forward to hold Monkey King, but saw that Monkey King stopped in his tracks, turned around and looked at him with a half-smile, "He called you Master?"

"Yes... yes!" Jiang Liuer stuttered a little after being stared at by him, "So, don't embarrass him, he doesn't dare to do anything to me anymore."

"Hmph." Sun Wukong narrowed his eyes and said viciously, "Does Guanyin Bodhisattva still have a magic spell? Put one on him too."

"..." It's better not to talk about this topic. Jiang Liuer hurriedly slipped behind the tree with his clothes in his arms. Just as he was about to take off his clothes, the system suddenly appeared in front of him, staring at him resentfully. Jiang Liuer I was taken aback, "What's wrong?"

"I want a name too! Give me one!" the system said through gritted teeth.

Jiang Liu'er recalled the dream just now, and asked him curiously: "When I was unconscious just now, did we really time travel to the Dream of the Red Chamber?"

"Yes! Your resentment is too deep, so you passed through it." After the system answered his words, it made its own request: "I don't want the code name c anymore, you can give me a nice and domineering name! "

Sure enough, he is a child, he wants what other people have.Didn't he see that his 128 brother didn't like the name "Wei Hua" very much!

Jiang Liu'er said casually while changing clothes, "Then your name is Xiao Huang!"

The system is also a smart system. After absorbing a lot of vocabulary in the online world, he immediately became angry, "You are the bastard! You are the one!!"

Jiang Liu'er didn't mean that at first, but when he heard him say that, he was happy, "Okay, okay, you can call me little bastard... Hahahaha..."

"Shut up!" The system panicked.Jiang Liu'er wanted to say "I'll say it if I don't shut it up" to annoy him.

At this time, Monkey King's handsome face suddenly appeared in human form, "What are you laughing at?"

Jiang Liu'er suddenly stopped laughing, and then in order to conceal her unusualness, she shouted angrily: "I'm changing clothes, don't look!"

Sun Wukong still looked here, but he didn't see anything. Finally, he turned his gaze down, stayed there for a second, then let out a sound, and walked away.

"..."

Jiang Liu'er put on her clothes angrily, gnashing her teeth, what do you mean! ! !

☆, 13. Baozi

After changing clothes, I don't know where Wukong came from. Several big white steamed buns arrived at such a rapid speed. Jiang Liu'er devoured them all and didn't care about anything. He threw the bundle on the grass, lay it on his pillow, and went to sleep.

This sleep lasted until the next morning, Jiang Liu'er woke up from hunger.When he woke up, he didn't see Wukong either. He stood up and stretched himself. He walked to the stream and took up the water with both hands. He washed his face. The cool water hit his face, and he woke up completely. .

When he was about to walk back, a voice stopped him.

"Master!" There was a clear and loud voice.

Jiang Liu'er looked over, and when she saw that Xiao Bailong was still naked, she immediately turned her head away and sighed again and again: "Don't look at evil, ignore evil."

Then he said sternly: "Can't you put on your clothes!"

Xiao Bailong was wronged: "You think I want to, but I was tied up by that wild monkey, what can I do? And I have no clothes!"

"He is your elder brother." Jiang Liu'er corrected him, if the monkey listened to it, it would be strange if he didn't beat him to death.Like him, if he wants to call him a monkey, he just calls it in his heart, who knows?

Jiang Liu'er covered her face and slowly moved to Xiao Bailong's side, squatted down and opened her eyes a little, planning to untie Xiao Bailong.

But after looking at the rope, there was no knot. It should be tied with the magic power of Monkey King.So he had no choice but to find a monk's uniform and throw it on him, "Wait for Wukong to come back, I can't help it. Also, remember to call him Big Brother."

Xiao Bailong rolled his eyes, "I don't..." Suddenly he shouted excitedly: "Elder brother, elder brother!"

Jiang Liuer looked up and saw a burst of golden light descending from the sky, Monkey King appeared not far away, still dressed in white, his long hair and clothes were slightly blown by the wind, from a distance, this is a painting!Who would have thought that this handsome man was Monkey King?

Also, Xiaobailong, you are the third prince of Xihai after all, please show some backbone, turning your face is faster than turning a book!

"Eldest brother, you are back! Come and help me untie this rope!" Xiao Bailong smiled flatteringly.

Monkey King just glanced at him, and then said to Jiang Liuer: "Come here, have breakfast."

Jiang Liuer hurried over, glanced at the purple golden bowl in his hand, "Wow, Wukong, you can actually make steamed stuffed buns!"

Taking one in his hand, it was still warm, Jiang Liuer took a bite, it was stuffed with bean paste, he likes bean paste buns the most.Before swallowing one bite, Jiang Liu'er took another big bite, stuffing his mouth full.

"Is it delicious?" Sun Wukong asked him.

Jiang Liu'er nodded his hair and took the purple gold bowl, planning to sit under a tree to eat.But Sun Wukong held him back, Jiang Liuer: "?"

Immediately, he suddenly realized, how could he take away all the food?Wukong hasn't eaten yet, has he?So he put the bun in his mouth, freed his hand and took a bun and handed it to him.

Sun Wukong's pretty face chuckled lightly, and stretched out his hand, but he didn't take his bun, but directly stretched it to the corner of his mouth,...

Jiang Liu'er froze, held her breath, and then wanted to escape.

Monkey King said: "Don't move, there is something next to your mouth..."

Jiang Liu'er subconsciously stuck out her tongue and licked it, just in time for Monkey King's index finger to the corner of his mouth, so...

Jiang Liu'er didn't lick her own lips, but Monkey King's finger!

! ! ! ! ! !

Fuck, it's so embarrassing and I want to die!

Jiang Liu'er felt her face was burning with pain, and she didn't need to look to know that she was blushing.

Sun Wukong was also obviously taken aback, and his outstretched hand froze.

But at this moment, Xiaobai, who has no eyesight, shouted without giving up: "Eldest brother, stop flirting with me, let me go first, okay?"

The two people, who were so embarrassed that they didn't know how to end it, turned their heads and stared at Xiao Bailong at the same time.

Poor little white dragon.

Jiang Liu'er said: "You have also spoken disrespectfully to Master, please reflect on it for me."

Then he walked under the tree without looking back.

Sun Wukong glanced at him indifferently, "Who is your elder brother? Huh? I don't want you, a little white dragon, to be my apprentice. My master is just my apprentice, and you are just my master's mount."

Little White Dragon: "..."

Jiang Liu'er: "..."

Wukong, don't be like this, in the future you will have Junior Brother Zhu and Junior Brother Sha... You are not the only disciple of the master!

Little White Dragon saw that he was too soft, so his tone was no longer respectful, "Yes, yes, who wants to recognize a monk as a master, I follow the order of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and I will be here as a Tang monk to carry him to the west. , It’s not right for you to tie me like this! Even if I am a horse, it is still a horse that needs to eat!”

"What's wrong, even if my master is not a Tang monk, but an ordinary monk, it is wrong for you to eat people. If my master is not smart, if you eat him, even a bodhisattva will not be able to protect you."

Jiang Liuer, who was eating steamed buns, heard his apprentice say that he was "smart", and spit out a mouthful of steamed stuffed buns. He was ashamed to hear this compliment. How could Wukong say it so naturally?

Sun Wukong said again: "I burned my own house when I was young, and I didn't cherish the opportunity to reform myself when I had the opportunity to reform myself. I still wanted to eat people... Don't talk about tying you, even if I beat you up, the Dragon King of the West Sea will still eat you." will appreciate me."

He stretched out his hand and flicked it, and there was a sound of the whip, and there was a gleaming golden whip as thick as two fingers in his hand.

"This whip was given to me by your father. I think your baby should know how powerful it is." Sun Wukong flicked the whip in his hand a few more times, and the crackling sound was very loud.Once the whip hit the pebble beach, a burst of smoke and dust flew up, and looking there, there was no trace of the stone.

Little White Dragon trembled and dared not speak.

Jiang Liu'er knew that Xiao Bailong had also been hungry for a long time, so he ran over holding the purple gold bowl, then took out a bun and handed it to his mouth, "Hey, don't cry, isn't it just for food?"

Xiao Bailong took a bite of the steamed bun that was handed to his mouth, sobbing while chewing, "It's not tasty, I want meat..."

Then he took another bite, and he swallowed a bun in two bites.

Jiang Liu'er: "..."

It doesn't taste good and you eat it so fast? !He had no choice but to take out another steamed bun and hand it over, Xiao Bailong leaned over, but before he bit it, the steamed stuffed bun in his mouth was already far away from him.

Monkey King lifted Jiang Liu'er up, and with a wave of his hand, the golden rope on Xiao Bailong's body was gone.

"I still want my master to feed you, put on your clothes and eat by yourself!" Monkey King pulled Jiang Liu'er away after finishing speaking.

Xiao Bailong quickly stood up and put on the clothes Jiang Liuer gave him. He was not as tall as Jiang Liuer, so wearing Jiang Liuer's clothes was like stealing an adult's clothes, which was very funny.

The three of them sat under the tree and ate buns. Little Bailong didn't seem to need to chew them. He ate each of them quickly and hurriedly. Of the ten buns, Jiang Liu'er ate one before and Xiaobailong ate two.

Now there are seven more, Jiang Liuer and Sun Wukong only have one in their hands, Xiao Bailong has already eaten four, and there is one more.

Monkey King has quick eyes and quick hands, and took the last bun and put it in Jiang Liuer's hand, while Xiao Bailong stared at the bun in Jiang Liuer's hand intently.

"Master..." Xiao Bailong blinked his eyes.

Jiang Liu'er: "..."

Just about to give the bun in his hand to this poor boy, he received a "don't move" look from Monkey King, Jiang Liuer: "..."

"Still hungry?" Sun Wukong asked the little white dragon.

Xiao Bailong nodded his head.

Sun Wukong smiled, looking very amiable, pointed to the green grass next to him: "Did you see it? Eat these when you are hungry."

Little White Dragon: "I am a dragon, not a horse!!! I don't eat grass!"

"After a while, you are not a dragon, but a horse." Sun Wukong said calmly, "You don't even eat grass, how can you prove that you are a good horse?"

Xiao Bailong was so angry that he turned around and ignored him.

Jiang Liu'er ate her steamed stuffed bun silently, thinking, this Monkey King is really different, he has such a vicious tongue.Don't offend him.

The journey was delayed for a few days, so after breakfast, the master and apprentice hurriedly packed their luggage and continued westward.

While riding the horse, Jiang Liuer hesitated for a while.

I didn't know that Little White Dragon was a teenager when I watched Journey to the West before, but now that I know, how could I have the nerve to bully a child?

Jiang Liu'er sighed, and patted Xiao Bailong on the head, "Forget it, I don't want to bully a child, I'd better walk!"

After listening to his words, Sun Wukong laughed for a while, "Master, he is already an old monster who has lived for more than 1000 years..."

The little white dragon who had transformed into a white horse roared angrily: "Come up!"

Looking at the white horse's mouth, Jiang Liu'er couldn't help being happy, got on the horse, grabbed the reins, and reminded the little white dragon: "You must hold back when there are people, or you will scare others. Yes, you know?"

Xiao Bailong spread his hooves angrily and ran out.

Two hours later.

Jiang Liu'er sat on the white horse and walked forward slowly. Seeing that Monkey King had already walked ahead of him, Jiang Liu'er couldn't help but burst into tears: "Little Bailong, you said you can walk on four legs too. If you are faster than others, what is your face?"

Little Bailong was panting, walking with one foot but one foot.

Are you not tired after running for hours?worn out!This monk still dares to babble.

Jiang Liu'er simply went down to walk, letting Xiao Bailong follow behind slowly.

Monkey King saw that he stopped riding a horse, so he waited for him to go with him. Jiang Liuer thought to himself, what are you waiting for, I don't want to be alone with you, I haven't forgotten the oolong incident today!

But he was the only one who took that matter to heart, and Sun Wukong didn't feel uncomfortable at all.

The two walked for a long time in silence, but Jiang Liu'er couldn't take it anymore, so she opened her mouth to say something casually.

"Where have you been for the past few days? Did you go back to Huaguo Mountain or drink tea with the Dragon King of the East China Sea?"

"No." Sun Wukong shook his head.

Jiang Liu'er waited for him for a long time, but didn't hear where he was going, so she had to repeat the question.

He really wondered who persuaded him to come back.

"That's right, I never left!" Sun Wukong was a little awkward, "I was afraid that you would be in danger, so I kept following you like a little mosquito..."

Jiang Liu'er was a little touched, and then thought something was wrong, and said angrily, "Then where were you when I was in danger!!!"

Sun Wukong rarely blushed, "I wanted to save you...but..."

Jiang Liuer glared at him, but what, why are you blushing!

"But, you said you want to tell a story... I listened, and I wanted to keep listening..."

Sun Wukong's voice was as low as a mosquito's.

Jiang Liu'er felt that a mouthful of blood was stuck in his neck, and he was going to suffocate him to death.

But Sun Wukong hesitated for a moment and asked: "By the way, you haven't finished that story yet. Did Cinderella forgive the prince?"

"…………"

Jiang Liu'er became angry, "No more, I've finished speaking!"

Really, what kind of stories does the dignified sage like to hear!

☆, 14. There are black shops that come in but never come out

According to the plot in Journey to the West, after Yingchoujian subdued Xiaobailong, the master and apprentice had to walk for more than two months to reach the next checkpoint.The time of more than two months can be mentioned in the book, but for Jiang Liuer, every day of more than two months is a real existence, and he also wants to use "go, go, walk for more than two months, When the evening was approaching, I saw a temple in front of me"... just like that.

But it is not.

A lot of trivial things happened in the past two months. Although I didn't encounter any monsters, it wasn't "very peaceful".

Let’s talk about that little white dragon first!At the beginning, he wanted to hunch Jiang Liu'er to the West Paradise wholeheartedly, but after two hours, Jiang Liu'er yelled at Sun Wukong's words, so he ran away in anger.

Well, it's Jiang Liuer's sentence "No more, I've finished!" After hearing this, Xiao Bailong immediately transformed into a dragon and flew into the sky. Said: "Monks don't tell lies, but you lied to me, hum! Benlong is gone!"

Jiang Liu'er: "..."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Sun Wukong saw Jiang Liuer looking at him with an expression of "it's all your fault", he threw away his luggage and said angrily, "I'll catch him back!"

Jiang Liu'er had a serious look on his face, "Forget it, if you want to leave, it's useless to stay. Just let him go!"

But in my heart I secretly thought, want to leave?See where you can go!Dare not to listen to Guanyin Bodhisattva?I can assure you that I will come back obediently within two days.

Sun Wukong immediately said: "Alright, I don't think he is pleasing to the eye. Let's go to the town and choose a high-quality horse for you, Master."

"..." Jiang Liu'er couldn't believe his generosity, "Didn't you say that all your money is saved, and you will use it to marry a wife when you return to the common life?"

I don't know where his words made Monkey King embarrassed, and his face turned red again.Jiang Liu'er was speechless, why are you blushing, you said it yourself back then.

Sun Wukong glanced at him, lowered his head and said, "As long as I want it, how much gold, silver and treasure are there? Even if I don't have one, I will get a horse for Master."

"..." Good apprentice!Jiang Liu'er patted him on the shoulder in relief, "It's okay, I will definitely find you a good wife!"

"Is it really okay for you two monks to discuss the matter of marrying a wife on the road?" The system suddenly jumped out, pointed at Jiang Liu'er and said sadly, "How can I have a host like you!"

Jiang Liu'er gave the system a hard look, and said, "Wukong, let's go!"

Soon, they came to a small town called "Taiping Town".

Except that the last time I stayed in a small village, the rest were sleeping in the open.This Taiping Town was the first town of relatively large scale that Jiang Liu'er had seen in this world.

Therefore, this pseudo-monk who had never seen the world couldn't hold back.From the moment he entered the city gate, his eyes have never been idle, constantly looking here and there.

The shops on both sides began to decorate with lights and festoons, and there were many pedestrians on the street. There were smiles on the faces of men, women and children. It seemed that today was a very festive day.

"Master, what country do you think this is from? This is the first time I have seen a person dressed like this." Sun Wukong asked his master curiously.

Originally, Jiang Liuer had been looking at all kinds of snacks and meat buns on the side of the road, but after listening to Wukong's question, she swallowed her saliva, and then took a closer look at the people around her...

Curiosity is relative. When they look at others, those passers-by also look at them.And the eyes are straight, with a little vigilance.

Jiang Liu'er calmly withdrew her gaze.

Well, he didn't know which country he was from, but he couldn't show his ignorance in front of his disciples!So Jiang Liu'er pondered for a while, then said seriously: "Foreigners."

"Oh." Poor Wukong didn't know that he was fooled by his master. Seeing Jiang Liuer's eyes turned to the bun shop next to him, he proposed, "Let's find a place to live first, and then we can eat something." ?”

Jiang Liu'er nodded happily, looked left and right, and finally locked on to an inn in front that looked very tall.He took Wukong straight there, walked to the front of the inn, Jiang Liuer looked up, embarrassed.

On the right side of the door is written "This store is opened by me", on the left side it is written "This door is for you to enter", and the horizontal plaque reads "There is no entry but no exit"...

Hey, what is "in and out"!Is this a black shop?Yeah!Why can a black dot be so insolent and so blatantly written that there is no progress!At first I thought the store was magnificent, but now I don’t know if it’s a trick in my heart, even if it’s outside, it feels gloomy inside.

Moreover, there was not a single guest in such a luxurious inn, it was terribly deserted.

Standing in the afterglow of the setting sun, Jiang Liu'er couldn't help asking Wukong next to him: "Do you feel cold?"

Sun Wukong looked around, then turned back and looked up at the horizontal plaque, and said with a smile: "Although this inn is not very good, it should be the best here. Master, please feel wronged and stay here. One night."

"No..." Jiang Liu'er carefully pulled Sun Wukong over and reminded him in a low voice, "Don't you think this is a black shop?"

He doesn't think Wukong is stupid, he just thinks that he is a monkey, and the people he deals with are gods and monsters, and he has never gotten along with mortals, so he doesn't know that some mortals are more vicious than monsters.

"I think so," Wukong smiled at him, "I can feel that the smell here is not right just by looking at it, and it's not just a problem of black shops."

Jiang Liu'er was shocked: "What? What else is there?" He glanced inside in horror, and then pulled Monkey King to leave, "I can't stop, let's not waste your money."

Monkey King stood still, Jiang Liuer looked back at him suspiciously, "What's wrong?"

"With me here, master, why are you panicking?" Sun Wukong smiled at him. Jiang Liuer found that after the monkey became a human, he always liked to smile at his face when he had nothing to do. others laugh.

"Is it coming in or not? I want to see what they can do to keep us from coming out." Monkey King said confidently.Hearing his arrogant words, Jiang Liu'er couldn't hold back to hit him: "The last time I stayed in that small mountain village, I was thrown into the wilderness by that aunt, who is by my side?"

Sun Wukong looked at him helplessly, "That was an accident."

Jiang Liu'er rolled her eyes in her heart, she didn't know what kind of accident caused an aunt to take him away?But...Jiang Liu'er was also a little ashamed, how deadly he was in sleep, and he didn't know if others dragged him?

"Okay, it's a big deal this time, I won't sleep anymore. I'll watch over you and watch you sleep." After finishing speaking, Monkey King held his hand behind his back and walked to the inn without giving Jiang Liuer any attention. A chance to say no.

As soon as he walked in the door, the little guy who was dozing off in front of the counter immediately greeted him with a smile on his face, "The two guest officers, please, do you want to stay at the top or stay?"

The young man was only seventeen or eighteen years old, with a steamed bun face, and he didn't look like a bad person at first glance, Jiang Liuer's heart was not so nervous anymore.However, he still remembers what Wukong said, maybe what kind of monster is under this kind face.So he replied blankly: "Eat first, then stay in the hotel."

They sat down at a table inside, and the young guy introduced the dishes in his shop to them while pouring tea for them with a smile.

"Our restaurant is famous for its roasted chicken, as well as fragrantly cooked roe roe, wild duck with eight treasures, and fragrant abalone..."

He swallowed every time he mentioned a dish, Jiang Liu'er, and was finally annoyed when he saw that he hadn't finished reporting it.