My apprentice teases me

The old fox was obviously shocked by being slapped away by his palm, and it was too embarrassing.

As for Jiang Liu'er, she still finds it unbelievable now.What made him feel even more unbelievable was that now he felt a rush of heat in his body, and even the shoulder that had just been bitten did not feel pain.

This sudden change is like a person who does not know martial arts suddenly becomes a person with strong internal strength.

The old fox looked at him with complicated eyes.

The two stared at each other for a long time before the old fox waved his hands impatiently and said in a deep voice, "Okay, I see you are pitiful, let's go!"

"?" Why did you let him go like this?Jiang Liu'er was a little puzzled.If it was any other time, Jiang Liu'er would not be so curious.But now the changes in his body and the fox's retreat made him wonder if he suddenly became a man with high mana?That's why the fox pretended to let him go?

In order to verify his idea, Jiang Liu'er took a step forward and slapped the fox on the back with force.

This time no one was shot flying.

The old fox turned his head slowly, looking at Jiang Liu'er with a dark cloud on his face.

Like an enraged lion.

Jiang Liu'er withdrew her hand in embarrassment, stepped back step by step, and said with a smile: "That... there is a mosquito on your back..."

Quickly pick up the gourd on the ground and run back quickly.

The old fox stared at his back, snorted, and turned around to leave.Unexpectedly, when she turned around, she was hit on the head immediately, and then a rope was tied to her upper body.The more you struggle, the tighter the rope becomes.

King Yinjiao, who had succeeded in the attack, was elated and slapped her casually: "Old fox, I have endured you for a long time! I finally caught you when we were about to leave here!"

Since they came here, they have been suppressed by this old fox, and they have to listen to her for everything.If it weren't for the fact that the two of them were really not her opponents, they would have skinned this vixen long ago.

How could it be her turn, a monster, to point fingers at their brothers?

"Besides, you still want me to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace? Why do you care about you?" King Yinjiao slapped her again, and then pushed her towards the cave.

The old fox was very cooperative, and he didn't look panicked.

While walking, he calmly said to King Silver Horn: "If you let me go now, there is still time, otherwise...you will regret it."

"Regret? I'm not afraid to tell you that my eldest brother and I are actually gods in the sky. We came here under the order of the immortal king to create disaster for the monks of the Tang Dynasty who learned from the scriptures. Now that the task has been completed, I will send you this The vixen who has been a demon for many years caught him, that is a great achievement!"

King Yinjiao said his identity, and finally felt a sense of elation.Unexpectedly, the old fox also sighed, stopped and said to him: "Coincidentally, I am actually in the same position as you."

King Yinjiao was stunned: "What?"

The fox took a deep breath and said helplessly, "I was also sent by the Supreme Lord. I haven't told you all these years."

"You're lying." The Silver Horn King continued to push her away.

"Oh, really, I was also sent by Xianjun. The old man is afraid that you two won't be able to get it!" The old fox was pushed away, and seeing that Lilianhua Cave was not far away, his face became darker and darker.

If Jin Jiao sees that he has been arrested, there is really no chance of escape.He wasn't worried about what they could do to him, but if Sun Wukong saw his true form, it would ruin his reputation.

At that time, how will he, a majestic Taishang Laojun, face his two fairy boys!How can you mess around in the heavens!

Yes, he is not a vixen who has practiced for thousands of years, but a Taishang Laojun who is bored in the sky and comes to join in the fun.

This Yinjiao was very easy to coax before, but now he still can't fool him even after trying his best, so he had to be escorted to the Lotus Cave.

The King of Golden Horn looked him up and down with great interest, as if "If you fall into my hands today, you will never have a good life".

He asked Jiang Liu'er next to him: "She wanted to eat you just now, so let you decide how to punish her now."

Jiang Liu'er sat on the side holding the gourd. Although he was frightened just now, he thought for a long time but couldn't think of any way to torture the fox, so he waved his hand, "Kill it!"

The King of Gold and Silver glanced at each other. He didn't expect this monk to be so cruel. The two of them have been bullied for so long and never thought of killing him!

The old fox looked at them stubbornly with tears in his eyes, and didn't plead for himself, just stood there.

The two gold and silver were a little embarrassed, "Isn't that good? Sparing a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, you monk..."

Jiang Liu'er actually doesn't care much about these nonsense matters, it doesn't matter whether the old fox is dead or not, he still cares more about the few apprentices in the gourd.So he walked to a corner in silence, ready to comfort his disciples who were probably hurt.

He sat on the ground, shook the gourd lightly, put it to his ear, and listened carefully to the movement inside.

I heard Bajie's loud voice saying: "Damn it, stop shaking people outside, I'm going to be dizzy!"

Jiang Liu'er waited for a while, but didn't hear anyone else talking.He cleared his throat and asked the gourd, "Bajie, Bajie."

Bajie's voice immediately raised an octave: "Master, you still have the nerve to call me! Get out!"

"..." Jiang Liu'er pretended not to hear him, and asked again, "Are you all okay in there? Where are Wukong and the others?"

There is only a little gap in the completely closed gourd for light to come in. The light inside is very dim, but it can still be seen clearly.

Bajie looked at the three people who were sitting silently on one side, then put his index finger to his mouth and made a gesture of silence, his heart of mischief arose, he shouted in a panic: "Master, what's in it? Something, big brother and the others feel something is wrong! What's wrong with you, big brother?"

Zhu Bajie sat there, shouting loudly.Sun Wukong frowned, not happy to see him teasing Master like this.He wanted to speak, but was reminded by Bajie in a low voice: "Brother, you don't want to know what your status is in Master's heart?"

Monkey King don't steal his head.Xiao Bailong at the side was full of enthusiasm, "Second Senior Brother Second Senior Brother, help me test my position in Master's heart!"

So Bajie shouted again: "What's wrong with Xiaobailong and Brother Sha?!"

Jiang Liu'er stopped turning Bajie's nervous voice, a little puzzled.Don't understand what's wrong with them.I want to open it and take a look, but I am afraid that they will run out and cause trouble.So he thought about it for a while, and finally felt that he should be cautious-now they were drugged, and they couldn't believe Bajie's words.

So he found a comfortable position, closed his eyes and planned to sleep.

As for the people in the gourd, they didn't hear Master's answer after waiting for a long time, and their complexions were not very good.

However, Bajie is still a person with no winks, gloating and saying: "Oh, master is not worried about your safety, I have been comforted."

"Shut up." Sun Wukong glared at him.

At noon the next day, twelve hours had passed.Jiang Liu'er unplugged the gourd and went to the small hole to watch what was going on inside.

"Hey, you can come out now."

No one responded to his words, and they still sat there motionless.

"..." Jiang Liuer asked again, "They have prepared a lot of delicious food, do you want to come out and eat?"

As soon as they heard that there was something delicious, Bajie and Xiaobailong couldn't help it, and flew out immediately.As for that clever worm, he was threatened by them in the first place, but seeing that someone had already gone out, he also hurriedly slipped away.

Now the only people inside are Drifting Monk and Monkey King.

Jiang Liu'er shouted again: "Wukong Wujing, come out."

Drifting moved, but seeing that the elder brother didn't move, he also stopped his movements, hesitating a bit: "Eldest brother, let's go out."

In the end, the Drifting Monk also came out, but Monkey King was still sitting there motionless.No matter how hard Ren Jiangliuer tried to persuade him, he failed to call him out.

Jiang Liu'er was helpless, wondering why the always obedient Monkey King was so stingy now.

Bajie said to Jiang Liuer while eating the buns: "Master, you are finished, you have already hurt the young heart of our elder brother."

Jiang Liuer was shocked: "Where is it?"

"Yesterday, you didn't say anything when you heard that something happened to us." Xiao Bailong also looked at him angrily, "If I wasn't hungry now, I wouldn't have come out so easily!"

No matter what, the master will have to coax him for three days and three nights.

After hearing what they said, Jiang Liu'er was a little bit dumbfounded about the reason why Wukong refused to come out.

All right, all right, the Great Sage is having trouble.what to do?Jiang Liu'er looked at the person inside who had shrunk dozens of times, sitting there alone seemed very pitiful, he still couldn't help laughing out loud.

Sun Wukong looked up at him, and Jiang Liuer immediately looked at him apologetically: "Oh Wukong, you'd better come out quickly. There is no way to lock you in this gourd, or you will make trouble in the heavenly court." Go up, we can't stop you!"

Still didn't say anything, didn't move.

Jiang Liu'er persuaded Lei for a long time, but to no avail.In the end, he had no choice but to eat something to fill his stomach.

While eating, he was thinking about how to make up for Sun Wukong's petty emotions, when he suddenly heard the old fox who was tied up in the corner over there still not give up shouting there.

"I'm really your fairy king, I'll give you a real guarantee!"

Gold and Silver ignored him.

Jiang Liu'er rolled his eyes, and there it is.

After filling his stomach, Jiang Liu'er didn't pay attention to the Monkey King in the gourd any more. He walked directly to the old gourd, and said to the old woman with a smile, "You are really the old lady!" Is it?"

Taishang Laojun stared, "What do you want?"

Jiang Liu'er smiled, "I didn't think about it, I just wanted to..." He suddenly hugged Taishang Laojun, and shouted loudly: "Help!"

The voice was heart-piercing, flustered and eager.Shouting so that the people present saw that they all had "seriously ill" expressions.

Let him yell for a while, but still no one pays attention to him.Jiang Liuer didn't give up staring at the gourd and continued to shout.

A golden light came out from inside, and Monkey King appeared steadily in front of everyone.When he took a closer look, what he saw was Jiang Liu'er was pulling one man's collar and shaking it constantly, smiling and looking at him with gleaming white teeth.

Where is the mountain in danger?Monkey King glanced at him, then turned around again depressed.

Jiang Liu'er hurriedly rushed over and snatched the gourd first, "I was wrong, Bajie and the others have already forgiven me, so please forgive me, don't go in."

Sun Wukong was silent for a while, then said: "You lied to me just now..."

Jiang Liu'er smiled shamelessly.

"Don't you rely on me to worry about you!" Monkey King said again.

Jiang Liuer nodded, "Yes, yes, yes..." Then she shook her head violently, "I mean you care more about Master than the others. Just now I pretended to be in danger, but they ignored me..."

"Oh." Sun Wukong asked again, "And then?"

Then?Jiang Liu'er was stunned for a moment, looking at Monkey King's expectant eyes, she was a little puzzled, didn't everything that should be said have already been said?

He suddenly realized that this Wukong wanted to praise him again.

What should I do, in order to coax Monkey King, should I offend those few?

Looking back past Monkey King, he saw the other three apprentices looking at him gloomily.They shook their heads in unison.

Jiang Liuer pretended not to see it, and praised Sun Wukong very positively: "You are the best to me."

After finishing speaking, there was only time to see that Monkey King's expression was not so serious, but the next second Jiang Liu'er was thrown to the ground by Xiao Bailong and the three of them, making a fuss.

When Jiang Liu'er escaped from their claws, he saw Sun Wukong circling around the old woman thoughtfully, then turned his head and nodded to the King of Gold and Silver who was sitting leisurely and calmly eating: "That's right. , he is your Xianjun."

"What?" Everyone was shocked.

King Golden Horn spewed out everything from his mouth. Sun Wukong has golden eyes and fiery eyes, so he can't be wrong.

Everyone's eyes fell on the old woman... no, it was Taishang Laojun.

Can't believe it's true.

Taishang Laojun wished to find a gap to get in, he angrily said to the two disciples: "Hurry up and take the rope off my body!"

Sun Wukong sneered, King Silver Horn came to his senses, and quickly chanted a spell to untie the rope for Xianjun.

Jiang Liu'er suddenly thought of something and stopped King Yinjiao.

"Wait a minute, I have something to discuss with Taijun."

Taishang Laojun stared: "Who are you? I don't want to discuss anything with you!"

Jiang Liu'er glanced at Monkey King, who then pulled King Silver Horn over.King Silver Horn didn't resist, and let him drag him away.

Taishang Laojun's teeth are itching, the two heartless guys don't want to go back to heaven.

Jiang Liu'er looked him up and down, seeing Taishang Laojun felt uncomfortable all over, and said in a vicious voice: "If you have anything to say, hurry up!"

"Oh, a dignified fairy has turned into a vixen. If such a thing spreads out, it will have a very bad influence on the prince, right?"

"..."

"Of course your two disciples won't say anything, but my disciples are not so easy to talk about." Jiang Liu'er was quite shameless, "Why don't you give me something, I promise they won't take it Let's talk about it, how about it?"

This is the first time Taishang Laojun has seen such a shameless monk who threatened him.

Is this person really the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi?To be so shameless... Bodhisattva and Tathagata have come and gone?

The master and apprentice left the Lotus Cave and continued westward.Along the way, Jiang Liuer had a smile all over his face. Bajie really didn't understand what he was smiling at. Jiang Liuer took out a black pill that he had just asked for from Taishang Laojun and said, "This The thing is called 'Nine Turns Resurrection Pill'."

"What's the use?"

Jiang Liu'er kept the elixir safe, and refused to explain, "I'll find out later."

The next destination is Wuji Country, and this Nine-Turn Resurrection Pill is also the highlight.

He is planning for a rainy day.

A few people stopped and walked, and a few days passed.At noon that day, everyone was hungry, so Monkey King rode the clouds and fog to seek alms.

Little Bailong turned into a human and sat paralyzed on the ground. Drifting put down his luggage and came over to give him a massage. Jiang Liuer and Bajie sat on the side, envious and jealous.

Jiang Liu'er glanced at Bajie expressively, and Bajie hurriedly ran to the river to wash his face.

Jiang Liu'er sighed, and then went to rest under another tree.He lay on the grass and called the system out while closing his eyes. He hadn't chatted with him for a long time, and he didn't know how the other authors' tasks were being completed.

"The ranking order is now, No.1 is your idol, and you are the last." The system cruelly told him such a news, "This is the difference between idols and myself!"

Jiang Liu'er suddenly opened her eyes and sat up, "How could it be the last one, I'm obviously working so hard on the task!"

The system gave him a blank look, "If you work hard, others will also work hard! By the way, the authors who are ahead of you have already done one more task than you."

"Ah——" Jiang Liu'er felt that she had received ten thousand points of damage. If she had known it would be so cruel, she might as well not have asked.He always thought that he was either number one or number two.

"Then what's the next task?" Jiang Liu'er was discouraged and lay back on the grass, staring at the green leaves above her head in a daze.

I haven't heard the system answer for a long time, so I had to open my eyes.Seeing the system looking at him with a guilty face, Jiang Liuer asked helplessly, "What's the matter?"

"The next location is Wuji Country, right?" the system asked.

"Ah."

"Journey to the West is about saving the real king of the Wuji Kingdom." The system continued, "But in the setting of Journey to the West, that king is not dead!"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Liu'er sat up again, gnashing her teeth: "Can't you stop messing with other people's settings!"

He just threatened the shameless Laojun to ask for a resurrection pill, now tell him that the king is not dead?So is his medicine useless?

how depressing.

"Yes, this is your task."

"Forgive me for being stupid, I don't understand what you said." Jiang Liu'er glared at him, "Can you explain it more clearly!"

"The king of Wuji Kingdom should have died, but he is not dead now, but disappeared. This plot is wrong, there must be something strange. So your task is to find out why he is not dead, and find him return."

"The plot is wrong, isn't it because you changed the settings randomly?" Jiang Liuer looked at the system as if complaining about her husband, "Why did I encounter your buggy system..."

The system smiled slightly at him, "When the heavens come to see a great responsibility, you must first work hard..."

Jiang Liu'er waved his hand: "Get lost!"

The system immediately disappeared.

Ah, Jiang Liu'er lay dead, and fell asleep with his eyes closed.

Jiang Liu'er rarely dreams when he sleeps, but during this short rest, he had a very strange dream.

In the dream, there was a person who kept smiling silly at him, and he didn't know what he was laughing at, anyway, he kept laughing and laughing.When Jiang Liu'er woke up, she didn't remember anything but that devilish laughter.

Although he didn't know what this dream meant, Tang Seng also had a dream in Journey to the West, in which he dreamed that the king of the black chicken country asked him for help.

So, that person who keeps giggling is the king of Wuji Kingdom?So what does it mean that he keeps laughing without talking?Do you mean to tell him that he is already dumb?

At least give him more information, there are too many dumb people in this world.Jiang Liu'er felt tired.

When Monkey King came back, he didn't bring much food.That's all for everyone.Bajie has always had a large appetite, so such a small amount is not enough for him, he complained: "Eldest brother, you will not get more if you go for alms, or did you eat it halfway?"

Sun Wukong slapped him in regret: "You think I'm you!"

Bajie shrunk his neck and hid aside to eat his own food. After a few mouthfuls, he turned his head and watched them eat.

Jiang Liuer was really scared by him, and gave him half of the food in his hand.He was also very curious, although there were not so many Sun Wukong going for alms in the past, but at least he didn't force Bajie into such a downfall.

Sun Wukong said: "Master, you don't know that there has been a drought in this area, and it hasn't rained for several years. The fields can no longer produce food. I still went to several houses to get some food."

"Drought?" Jiang Liu'er was puzzled, didn't he already invite a mage to do the Dharma, and then save the drought in the Wuji country?No, now that the king is not dead, that means the plot is no longer compatible.

Bajie interjected: "Then you won't pay for some?"

Now even Xiao Bailong couldn't help rolling his eyes at him: "There is a drought all over the country, do you think it's great to be rich? Are you stupid?"

"..." Bajie had nothing to say.

In the evening they arrived at Baolin Temple and rested there for one night.Jiang Liu'er fought with the monk there, but found out that the temple was not built by the king of Wuji Kingdom.The host said to Jiang Liuer: "Oh... I shouldn't have said these things, but the monks in this temple have disappeared, and I haven't met a living person for a long time, so I'll tell you about our relationship. It’s about the Wuji Kingdom.”

"..." Jiang Liu'er suddenly felt creepy.

The old host didn't know how long he hadn't spoken. Anyway, he grabbed a few of them that night and talked to them until midnight.If it weren't for the fact that Nian was hungry and couldn't refuse someone else's meal, they would have left to go to bed long ago.

The old host was still shaking, Jiang Liuer was already drowsy.While half asleep and half awake, Jiang Liu'er finally heard useful news.

The old host finally talked about the king of the Wuji Kingdom from trivial matters.

Jiang Liu'er woke up immediately, straightened her body, and listened to the old host telling stories.

The people next to him had already fallen sideways, and even Sun Wukong was on his shoulder.Jiang Liu'er didn't push him away, just listening to the old host's speech.

Until the middle of the night, the old host finally stopped chatting and went to sleep yawning.

Jiang Liu'er moved the four apprentices into the room, threw them all on the bed, ignored them, and fell asleep herself.

They slept until noon the next day.The first one to wake up is Zhu Bajie.

As soon as he woke up, he shouted, "Master!"

Jiang Liu'er muttered, and then Xiao Bailong woke up and also screamed.

Jiang Liu'er had to open his eyes, "What are you doing..." Then he was stunned, he found that they were not sleeping in a room, but in the wilderness!

"What's going on? I obviously got you into the room yesterday!" Jiang Liu'er couldn't remember wrongly.

"The old monk must have thrown us outside while we were asleep!" Bajie said angrily, "We'll settle the score with him!"

But when I looked back, I was dumbfounded.

Where is there any temple here?The Baolin Temple in front of me is clearly an abandoned temple.The moss all over the wall, I don't know how long it has been abandoned.

"Master...that old monk we met yesterday..." Bajie's face was very ugly.

Jiang Liu'er rubbed her chin and hummed: "We saw a ghost yesterday."

"..." Bajie turned his head and accused the elder brother, "Don't you have sharp eyes?"

Sun Wukong spread his hands innocently: "I don't know what's going on."

"Okay, aren't we all okay now?" Before Jiang Liu'er finished speaking, she turned her head and didn't see Monk Sha, and said in surprise, "Where is Wujing?!"

Everyone looked everywhere, but found nothing.

Not only did they not find the temple suspicious yesterday, they didn't even notice that there was one person missing.It's kind of scary.

Since there were no clues here, they set off for Wuji Country.

When we arrived at the Wuji Country, as far as the eye could see, it was already bare.The land was so dry that it was cracked, some bushes and grasses were gone, and even those big trees had turned yellow.From a distance, it doesn't look like a place where humans live.

When I entered the city, I found that it was also depressed.There are very few hawkers selling things on the street.

The skin of the common people in the city was dry, they were not overly curious about the arrival of outsiders, they took a look and then looked away, busy with their own affairs.

Xiao Bailong felt very strange: "If this place has not had rain for so many years, it is impossible. Thunder God and Lightning Mother must regularly rain in one place. Even if there is no rain, then the folk practice of asking for rain can still get rain. "

"So, the gods in the heavenly court don't know what's going on here? And you think someone is already managing it here?" Jiang Liu'er answered.

But Sun Wukong said: "Don't make excuses for those gods, it's their dereliction of duty and they haven't fulfilled their responsibilities."

Bajie said: "Eldest brother has great powers, why don't you do something good for the people? Send them a heavy rain?"

Monkey King nodded, and was about to leave to find the Dragon King of the East China Sea for rain, when suddenly the sky was covered with dark clouds, lightning flashed and thunder rumbled, and after a while, raindrops as big as beans fell down.

The surrounding people all ran out, cheering loudly in the rain.

Jiang Liu'er and the others quickly walked into an inn to shelter from the rain, but they didn't react to the sudden heavy rain.

The shop owner leaning on the counter looked at the heavy rain outside, and said to several people eating in the shop: "The Taoist priests from Zhongnan Mountain are really different, and they immediately invited the rain."

"That's right, that's right, no wonder our king couldn't get him after three or four attempts," one continued.

king?Doesn't it mean that the king has disappeared?Or is this king the son of a king or a monster?

Jiang Liu'er thought to herself, but she heard Sun Wukong say, "That's not right."

"What's wrong?"

"This heavy rain is not from any god in the sky."

The author has something to say: I have finished catching bugs, if there are any more, please feel free to point them out!Thanks!