My apprentice teases me

One thought arises, one thought perishes.It is said that everything in this world has a causal relationship, and all effects are the cause of yesterday.

"So, why are you impersonating me?"

Jiang Liuer sat upright, not daring to move, looked at the exposed Taoist priest in front of him, and asked him the reason.

Then he turned his head to Monkey King who was gesticulating at himself with a razor, and he was about to break out in cold sweat.

"Wukong, let's hire a professional to do the shaving, just in case you..." Jiang Liuer looked at the shiny razor, and it looked like a sharp knife. He was naturally afraid to move on his head.

Monkey King smiled at him: "Master, don't worry, I will be careful."

"..." Seeing his joyful expression, Jiang Liu'er turned her head silently - as long as you are happy.

"Masters, please do me a favor. I have seniors and juniors..." The Taoist turned into tears in a second, and told them, "I have seniors and juniors, and there is really no way I can do this." .”

"Isn't it always said that if you get the Western Scripture, it is a matter of consummation? I was thinking that if it was me, then I would be able to cultivate in the future."

"Does this have anything to do with what you said about the old and the young?" Jiang Liu'er didn't dare to speak loudly, because Monkey King had already moved the knife, and the razor was gently shaving from his forehead upwards.

Jiang Liu'er is actually a very sensitive person, he shaves his hair very lightly, Jiang Liu'er felt something scratching his scalp, itchy for a while, he moved unconsciously, and then his head was scratched by a sharp The knife made a cut, and the pain caused him to cover his head and stare at Monkey King, and finally went to the barber in the palace.

When he came out again with his head bare, the Taoist priest had disappeared.

As soon as Bajie saw him, he said angrily: "Master, don't worry, I have handed him over to the king. He must pay the price for lying!"

Jiang Liu'er disapproved a little, "Maybe there are old people and young people, you are ruining their livelihood!"

Bajie sneered: "Master has a compassionate heart. I really admire Master's generosity! If it were me, I would definitely repay it twice."

"Enough, do you think that if you come to please me now, I will forget what you said to me?" Jiang Liu'er stared at her, and then said to Drifting, "Give Bajie the luggage, and I will never forget you in the future." It's his back!"

Although the current king still didn't remember what happened before, it was also a matter of their Wuji country. Jiang Liu'er and the others naturally couldn't take care of it, so they packed their bags and left quietly.

After going out of the city gate, I found that in just one day, the outside world was completely different from what I saw before. Many green plants had sprouted, and the trees that had lost all their leaves were also gone. Started to pull out the buds.Everything no longer looked lifeless.

The master and apprentice walked for a while, and saw a naked child crying by the side of the road from a distance.

The child with a pigtail and dirty body was sitting on the side of the road crying.Seeing Jiang Liu'er and the others appear, they immediately moved over eagerly, then timidly stopped a few steps away, looking at them with a pair of round and big eyes filled with tears.

Jiang Liu'er thought that he might be a child from a poor family nearby, who had nothing to eat.He asked Bajie: "Do we have any dry food, let's give it to this kid."

Bajie took a steamed bun and handed it to the child, but the child didn't take it, but took a step back instead.It can be seen that he is afraid of Bajie.

"Bajie, you scare other children." Jiang Liu'er beat Bajie mercilessly, then he dismounted, first found a piece of clothing in his own baggage and put it on the child, and then put Bajie in his hand. The food he was holding tightly was stuffed into the little boy's hands, and he said to him with the greatest tenderness: "It's not safe for a kid to be alone in this wilderness, you'd better go home quickly."

The little boy stared at him for a long time, then suddenly dropped the bag of steamed buns in his hand, then threw himself into Jiang Liu'er's arms, and yelled crisply: "Father!"

"Oh, my steamed buns!" Bajie screamed and rushed to pick up a bag of steamed buns that had been thrown on the ground, and found that almost all of them were covered with dirt, and he couldn't eat them.He was heartbroken to accuse that child, but after he said such a word suddenly, all the words had been suppressed.

The others, including Jiang Liu'er, were already stunned.

The child was still saying: "I knew dad that you would not leave me here alone. I finally waited for you to come back."

The little boy's little hands were tightly wrapped around Jiang Liu'er's neck. He couldn't push the little boy away with brute force, so he twisted his neck and asked his apprentices for help. Unexpectedly, at this moment, he saw eight animals standing in a daze. Stare into his eyes.Especially the little white horse, who deliberately pointed out his long face, and suddenly said: "Master, when did you become a father?"

A horse suddenly spoke, and this weird thing made the child jump into Jiang Liu'er's arms even more frightened.

"Let go of me, child, I'm not your father! Don't mistake me..." Jiang Liu'er suddenly realized that the child refused to let go, so he had to hold the child and stood up, explaining: "This child must be That Taoist's child, so Bajie, send this child back now."

"Okay." Bajie was helpless, he really didn't expect that Taoist priest would really "have a small child".He wanted to take the kid over, but the kid yelled at him, "Don't touch me."

Hugging Jiang Liu'er's neck even tighter, Jiang Liu'er felt that she was about to be strangled to death.

Monkey King walked over and opened the child's hand expressionlessly, "This is not your father, your father has hair, come down."

"No! You go away too!" The child yelled back again.Jiang Liu'er felt that her ears were about to be deafened, so she quickly said to Bajie: "Now, go and talk to the king, borrow that Taoist priest, take his son back and settle down."

"Okay." Bajie turned around and left, walked a few steps and then returned, "Master, give me some money, and I'll go buy some food and come back."

Jiang Liuer: "...don't dawdle, hurry up!"

Because the child has been refusing to let go of him, Jiang Liu'er had no choice but to hold him all the time.He found that this kid was really good-looking, with a chubby face, especially those big eyes, and those sparkling eyelashes. When he just looked at him like this, Jiang Liuer liked it very much. The child's heart is about to recover.

"What's your name, kid?" Jiang Liu'er carried him to Xiao Bailong's side, and put him on the horse's back.

"Daddy, why don't you even remember my name!" The child was a little unhappy.

Sun Wukong really couldn't listen to him talking about his father, he walked to the side of the child, with a gloomy face: "Don't bark, don't think I don't know who you are."

The little boy was obviously very scared of the cold-faced Monkey King, and buried his head in Jiang Liuer's arms, "Daddy, I'm scared."

Jiang Liu Er'er hurriedly asked Sun Wukong to leave, and Sun Wukong frowned and whispered in Jiang Liuer's ear: "Master, this kid is not from an ordinary family, he is a monster!"

When Jiang Liu'er heard the word "monster", her heart skipped a beat, and she immediately thought that the next monster to appear was Hong Hai'er, so she couldn't care less and hurriedly broke free from the child's shackles.

The child stared at him: "Daddy, what are you doing?"

I don't know if it's a psychological effect, but now Jiang Liu'er always felt that this cute child was a little scary, so he jumped a few steps away and pulled Monkey King aside, intending to ask him why he didn't say it earlier, and why he didn't tell him He surrendered.

Before he could ask, the voice of the system was one step ahead of him.

It is because of what he told him about this mission: "Red boy is a child who lacks love. He didn't grow up with his parents since he was a child, so his temper and personality are very weird..."

Jiang Liu'er listened to the system's words, and her heart and face were not very good.

The system added: "The red boy appeared here this time because the Bull Demon King wanted to take him to live with him for a period of time. But this red boy was very unhappy with his father, so he ran out. I didn't go back to my own cave, wandering around, I've been pretending to be a poor child here for the past few days, using people's sympathy to eat up several passers-by. So your task now, host, is to use love to influence This ignorant child."

Jiang Liu'er: "..."

Although he likes children to watch, he doesn't like children who can eat people and become monsters at all!He also said to use love to influence monsters. If a monster can be influenced by love, what the hell is there to send a demon master to do? !

It is incomprehensible.

However, the red boy in Journey to the West was finally picked up by the Bodhisattva, so maybe he can really complete the task.

So he had no choice but to accept this task.

Since it seems that Honghaier is going to be influenced now, it is natural not to let Sun Wukong ruin his affairs.

So he pulled Sun Wukong a few steps away, and said nonsense to Sun Wukong solemnly: "Oh Wukong, I have something to ask you..."

Monkey King asked him with his eyes.

"I..." Jiang Liuer glanced back at the red boy who was also looking at her, and asked Sun Wukong hesitantly, "Is he really transformed from a monster?"

Sun Wukong looked at him quietly and didn't speak.

Jiang Liu'er coughed lightly, "That's it. When I was a child, I also had a younger brother. I liked him very much. He looks very good to this child, so..."

He also felt that this request was too much, but he still shamelessly said, "Can you let me stay with him for a few days? Maybe he will become a good monster under my care. "

"If you like children so much, then I can be wronged and become a child for a few days." Sun Wukong looked at the child and found that he didn't look afraid of him at all, "He is a monster, I can't let him You stay with him all day."

Jiang Liu'er bowed his head and said nothing, he was thinking about how to persuade Monkey King to cooperate with him.After thinking for a long time, I still haven't come up with any good solution.So I had no choice but to plan to tell Sun Wukong the truth.

"Wukong, in this way, I... for some personal reasons, I have to keep this kid by my side. My task is to turn him into a good monster. So, can you please Do me a favor?" Jiang Liu'er raised her head and asked sincerely.

The system yelled loudly in his ear: "Host, you are very bold! Although your identity is not impossible to be discovered! But if you tell others like this, you will be regarded as possessed by a monster!"

Jiang Liu'er thought to herself, I know, but do you think that after I've been here for so long, the great sage doesn't feel that something is wrong with me?You always ask me to do some weird tasks, is Renda Sheng stupid?

Now I tell him, maybe he thinks I am an honest person, and he will choose to stand with me!

That's what he said, but Jiang Liu'er's little heart was beating thumping under the silence of Monkey King.

In the final analysis, he was still gambling.Betting that they have been together for so long, Sun Wukong already has a certain affection for him, a fake Tang Seng.

Besides, the real Tang Seng and Monkey King don't have much intersection, is it true Tang Seng is not very important to him, right?

"What else?" Sun Wukong asked suddenly.

"What else?" Jiang Liu'er was puzzled.

"Your secret is more than that, what else is there, aren't you going to tell me?"

The expression of Sun Wukong made Jiang Liu'er a little unpredictable, not sure whether he would agree to the next step, or if he would take out the golden cudgel and give him a stick, and then go back to his Huaguo Mountain.

"Can't you say it?" Sun Wukong asked again.

Jiang Liu'er nodded with difficulty, Sun Wukong sighed, and said helplessly, "Okay."

Jiang Liu'er didn't expect Sun Wukong to really agree!He is a little excited, which means that if he has someone else to do the task in the future, maybe he can also let Monkey King complete it together, great!

Sun Wukong suddenly smiled, kind of laughing out loud.

It was a meaningful smile...Jiang Liu'er's joy suddenly disappeared, "What are you laughing at?"

"I'm in a good mood." Sun Wukong left this sentence and walked back. Jiang Liuer scratched his head and thought for a while, but he didn't know what it meant, so he had to go back too.

He decided to use all his energy to influence this red boy!

When Bajie came back, he regretfully told them that the Taoist priest had disappeared.Jiang Liu'er casually said to them, "Since this kid has no relatives now, let him follow us if he doesn't come in."

Except Sun Wukong, the other apprentices were taken aback, especially Xiao Bailong: "What! Master, you want to accept another apprentice now?!"

Xiao Bailong's words reminded Jiang Liu'er, and Jiang Liu'er made a final decision immediately: "Yes! I will take another apprentice!"

If this red boy becomes his apprentice, then he is his master!

It is impossible to deceive the master and destroy the ancestors.

Xiao Bailong was a little excited and said, "Great, now I can finally be called my senior brother!"

"No!" Hong Haier quickly refused, then leaned on Jiang Liuer's shoulder, and said coquettishly, "You are my father!"

"..." Jiang Liu'er resisted pushing him away, "I'm not."

The child cried out loudly.

The author has something to say: Jiang Liuer: I am an honest person, and I will not lie to Wukong in the future!