My apprentice teases me

At first, I thought that Sun Wukong and the others were just joking with me, and they would not really leave me alone, but I didn't expect to see no one at night.

Jiang Liu'er had been walking for a day, but he didn't see anyone, so he was hungry and tired.Sleeping at night, he was afraid of wild animals, so he had to climb a big tree, sit on the trunk and hug the tree body, and dozed off in a daze.

I don't know if it's because he couldn't sleep peacefully while sitting or what, but he was dreaming all night.In the dream, he seemed to return to Huaguo Mountain, and there seemed to be many monkeys chasing him away. He seemed to be very powerful, and he knocked out the monkeys one by one, invincible.Then it seemed that Monkey King appeared, and then a lot of things happened... When Jiang Liuer woke up, he had almost forgotten the dream. The most impressive thing was that Monkey King asked him why he appeared there, Jiang Liuer I thought I was here to find you!Where did Bajie and the others go?But to speak is an unreasonable sentence.

In the dream, his answer to Sun Wukong was: "I am the owner of this water curtain cave, why do you think I appear here?"

Then he felt a chill on his face and woke up.

Feeling sticky on his face, he reached out to wipe it off and touched the sticky unknown liquid.Before he had time to get sick, he heard a small sound like "hissing" coming from above his head.Although it was very small, he really heard it, and his scalp was numb.

This kind of sound is really like the sound that some kind of cold-blooded animal should have.

Jiang Liu'er raised his face with difficulty, and suddenly found a boa constrictor with its mouth open and spitting out a message, within ten centimeters of his head. When he raised his head like this, he was shocked by those emotionless eyes .

Just as the head gave a reminder that 36 runs is the best plan, there was another head similar to it next to the python's head, and then another, and another...

Jiang Liu'er's legs are weak: Fuck, I slept under someone's bed all night!Now people are going out to have breakfast, and I block the way of others!

No wonder everyone is staring at him.

But... now that they are drooling three thousand feet, I already have breakfast delivered to my door...

Hey, what should I do, is it still too late to jump off the tree?

Just as Jiang Liuer was about to move, a snake suddenly spoke, as if it was talking to the big snake that had hala from the beginning: "Brother, we haven't eaten human flesh for many days..."

The big boa constrictor withdrew its tongue and continued to stare at Jiang Liu'er, with naked longing in its eyes, but said in its mouth, "What to eat, we swore a poisonous oath when we ate people for the last time. You can’t eat people anymore, have you forgotten?”

"That's it..." The snake was a little disappointed.

When Jiang Liu'er snake said this, he breathed a sigh of relief, and he would be safe if he didn't eat people.

The big snake's saliva drools again, dripping on Jiang Liu'er's bald head.

"Ahem, forget it. Seeing that you really want to eat it so much, let's make an exception today! But remember, after eating this time, we must stick to our vows and never break our promises again." Big Snake pretended to say, " We have broken the oath 99 times, and we are determined not to make up a hundred times."

"Yes Yes Yes."

Jiang Liu'er: "..."

Da She was very dissatisfied with Jiang Liu'er's reaction, "Hey, if you see us, please give us some reaction, please save face."

"I'll give you face, can you not eat me?" Jiang Liu'er asked weakly.Although he knows that bargaining with monsters is a very stupid behavior, but what can he do, even if he is stupid, he has to try, what if these monsters are stupid?

"I see you are dressed like this. Are you a monk?" The boa constrictor still maintained its upside-down posture, and it was not too tired. It had something to say to Jiang Liu'er, and it was not in a hurry to eat it in one bite.

Jiang Liuer nodded.

"As a monk, what is the purpose?" it asked again.

Jiang Liuer: "?"

"It is said that the monks are compassionate..." it said slowly, Jiang Liu'er felt that those empty cold eyes began to smile a little bit, and hearing what it said again, Jiang Liu I don't think this is a "stupid" monster.

"You should have heard that saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, right? So we are all starving to death, can you, a monk, have the heart to watch us starve to death? What about your conscience? You are still worthy A monk?" The big snake's series of questions made Jiang Liu'er dumbfounded, what is this monster that can even eat people for such a natural reason... as if it was his own sin not to be eaten by them.

"It's like this. I was sent by the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty to go to Tianzhu to fetch the Western Scriptures. This is related to the people of the world. So if you want to eat me, can you wait for me to retrieve the Western Scriptures before eating?" Jiang Liu'er said with a blank face.

Bullshit he would too.

"Are you a Tang monk?" A snake was pleasantly surprised. "Brother, I heard that eating a piece of Tang monk's meat can make you immortal! We found a treasure today!"

Big Snake was not excited, and stared at Jiang Liuer for a long time, not believing that he was Tang Seng.

"It is said that Tang Seng has a few very powerful apprentices around him, why are you alone now? What about them?"

"..." Jiang Liuer gritted his teeth, "They have already gone back!"

"God! If Sun Wukong and the others are here, we will definitely not be able to eat Tang Monk meat, brother..."

The boa constrictor tilted its head and bit the neck of the squeaky little snake, and the two snakes started fighting in a nest for no reason. Anyone who didn't run away at this time would be an idiot.

Jiang Liu'er hurriedly slid down from the tree, didn't even bother to take her luggage, and started running wildly with her feet on the ground.

"Oh, brother, don't bite, the Tang monk meat in your mouth has run away..." The little snake is not the big snake's opponent at all, let the big snake bite, its attention is still on Jiang Liuer, because of its words, Jiang Liu'er, who had been able to escape the catastrophe, was captured and brought back.

Three small and one large, four snakes surrounded Jiang Liu'er, each with a bloody mouth.

"You said that all your apprentices are gone, so there is no one to protect you?" The big snake in the head asked, and no one knew what the meaning of the question was.

The little snake was a little dissatisfied: "Brother, do you know that if you don't hurry up and eat, we will be the ones who will be eaten in the end?"

Can you stop so much nonsense, eat what you should eat, and get out if you don't eat!

The big snake hates its narrow eyesight.

"This Tang Monk is said to be the reincarnation of the golden cicada, but how many of us can eat it? Are you afraid that you will be eaten the next second after eating it?"

The little snakes lowered their heads and remained silent.

"That's right, I think it's too dangerous for you to go alone. Elder, look at us, there are four of us, we can escort you to learn the scriptures." The big snake came close to Jiang Liu'er, blinking his eyes looking at him.

The little snakes were shocked again: "What?! Brother, are you stupid!"

Now Jiang Liu'er has completely calmed down, with this big snake around, he must be safe.

He stretched out his hand to push away the ugly snake head in front of him, stood up from the ground, and shook his head while patting the dust, "Impossible, I won't agree."

He went back under the tree and picked up his luggage.

The little snakes can't understand what the big brother is doing, why should they treat this monk as a younger brother!

"What is our dream? It is to practice hard, and then become a fairy and live forever. Now there is a shortcut in front of us-Tang Seng can't eat it, but if we escort him to the west, the result is almost as good as ours. Isn't it a share? When the time comes, won't it make me lose thousands of years of practice if I get a reward or something?"

Jiang Liu'er thought to himself, this snake demon is really smart, and he even thought of exchanging the fake for the real.

But don't say that these snake demons are not very capable at all, and it is not certain that they will lose their lives if they follow him.Even if they are very powerful, it is impossible for him to agree to let them replace Sun Wukong and the others-after all, he still believes that there is a reason for Wukong and the others to leave, and it is impossible for them to just ignore him like this.

Maybe these monsters were sent by Monkey King and the others to test him. If he dared to agree, then he would become "like the new and dislike the old", and he would not be able to finish eating.

He won't be fooled.

"We are conscientious monsters, we won't eat you. But let me tell you the truth, without our help, you wouldn't be able to survive today." Big Snake tried to analyze the situation with him, "Knowing that going further west is what place?"

He sold a pass.

Jiang Liuer nodded, "Not far from here is a big black river called Heishui River. There is a very powerful monster in the river, called the Dragon. That Dragon is the nephew of the Dragon King of the West Sea, very powerful. "Finally, he glanced at the snake, "You guys are no match for him."

"..."

The little snake was not convinced: "How do you know that the few of us can't beat him? Tell you, the four of us are invincible!"

"Okay, until now you can't transform into a monster in human form, don't talk too much. If you practice hard, you may really be able to achieve a positive result, but if you follow me, it's a pity that you die, isn't it?"

Jiang Liu'er felt that she had a dazzling halo on her body now, what he said was too good.This is what it means to be "compassionate"!Even though he was facing monsters, he still did not give up saving them.

Besides, after Sun Wukong and the others ran away in anger, they stopped together by a big river with black water.

The ink-like river water in front of him was surging to the sky, and the waves were rolling, and he couldn't see everything in the river at all.

The four stood side by side by the river, except for Monkey King, the faces of the others were puzzled.

"Brother, why did you let us pretend to be angry and leave Master? Aren't you afraid that Master will be captured by monsters?" Sha Wujing, as the representative, asked everyone's doubts.

"It's okay. Master actually has the five directions and the four value meritorious officers by his side. They will be guarding, and nothing will happen." Monkey King said.

"Even if they are guarding us, we can't leave Master behind!" Bajie was very dissatisfied, "I have never asked Master to leave, why should I make trouble with you? I'm going back!"

"Idiot." Sun Wukong said.

"Who did you say was an idiot, you say it again?!"

Monkey King is fearless: "You, I'm talking about you."

Bajie rolled up his sleeves and stepped forward, but was stopped by Sha Wujing, "Stop making trouble."

Turning around, he said to Sun Wukong again: "Elder brother, please tell us why you did this, don't keep it to yourself."

"This big river is the only way we must pass. Before leaving, the Bodhisattva told me to pay attention to the monsters here. So..."

Before Sun Wukong finished speaking, Bajie interrupted again, "So it's because of this sentence that you abandoned Master and brought us here to deal with that monster?"

"Since it is a monster that Bodhisattvas care about, it must not be an idler. Of course we can't let Master take risks." Sun Wukong took it for granted.

Bajie muttered: "This monkey is stunned."

Xiao Bailong sighed: "Yo Yo Yo, what if this is not love?"

Monkey King ignored him, and summoned the gods here, and asked him to report who the monsters here were.

The water god came out tremblingly. This was another poor fairy whose nest had been occupied by monsters.

"I am the river god of the Blackwater River. There is a monster from the West Sea. Because of his strength, I am old and weak, and took my cave. I have nowhere to go now. And I can't go there yet. Tianting and other immortals sued, because he is the nephew of the Dragon King of the West Sea, so the Great Sage wants to make the decision for me!"

Sun Wukong nodded, and then let the river god go back.

Turning to Xiaobailong, he said: "The monster here is from your own family, why don't you discuss it with him now, and see what's going on?"

Xiao Bailong thought for a while, "Although I am one of the third princes of Xihai, you know that I have nothing to say in Xihai, and if I guessed correctly, the monster here should be the dragon. He..."

Xiao Bailong hesitated, "If you let me go, needless to say, knowing that I am Tang Seng's younger brother will definitely make him want Master's heart even more."

Sun Wukong is not familiar with water, and Xiaobailong and Qilong have a feud, so the only person who went to inquire about the situation this time is Monk Sha.But it is not safe to go alone with Drifting, so Monkey King asked Bajie to follow.

"You have to do what you can, don't be found out, if you can't beat it, hurry up, let's find a way together." Sun Wukong looked at Bajie and said.

"Don't think that you are the only landlubber who is good, Junior Brother Sha and I are much better than you in the water!" Bajie always wants to mark himself as "great".

The two jumped into the black water, using spells to make themselves continue to sink to the bottom of the river.

The farther away from the river, the clearer the water.When you get to the bottom, the water here is no different from ordinary water.

The two searched again and saw a cave in the distance.Carefully approaching the entrance of the cave under the cover of various aquatic plants and corals, I found that the door of the cave was closed tightly, and there were two shrimp soldiers standing beside it.

Next to the entrance of the cave is written "Hengyangyu Heishuihe Shenfu", which is the hiding place of monsters.

What Monk Sha was thinking was that they couldn't estimate how many shrimp soldiers and crab generals there were, so it was best to go ashore first and discuss it with the big brother first.

"Big brother, big brother, if you tell him the situation here, he won't be able to help you. You might as well wait here, and I'll go up and lure the monster out first." Bajie was full of confidence, and immediately went forward after speaking. No, Monk Sha didn't even have a chance to hold him back.

"Hey, you two, hurry up and get out your shameless king who occupy other people's houses! My old pig can spare your life!" Ba Jie shouted in front of the door with iron palladium in his hand.

The two shrimp soldiers did not respond.

Bajie continued to yell, but the two shrimps seemed to be deaf, and they didn't respond at all.

Bajie was on fire, and he stepped forward with a palladium. Unexpectedly, the two shrimps still did not respond. Bajie found out embarrassingly that the two shrimp soldiers guarding the gate turned out to be stone men.

He had no choice but to attack the stone gate himself.Before touching it, the stone door was already opened, and a voice full of anger came out, and Sha Wujing, who was hiding in the distance, could hear it clearly.

"As soon as you come up, you will destroy the door of other people's house. You are so brave."

Bajie laughed loudly: "Of course I..."

The voice stopped abruptly, Bajie was sucked in by a strong pressure, Sha Wujing rushed out, trying to go forward to rescue the second senior brother, but the end was the same - he was sucked in at the door, directly sucked in There is an iron cage.

A man with horns on his head hugged left and right for a long time, glanced at the two people in the cage, and said, "Additional dinner tonight."

As for the two people on the bank, they stood by the river for a long time but did not hear from them—but they haven't seen anyone for so long, so it's probably bad luck.

"I'll go down." Xiao Bailong hesitated for a long time before making up his mind, "My cousin is actually the same as the elder brother, and he is very good at holding grudges. If I go on like this, I guess there will be no return."

Xiao Bailong sighed, before going into the water, he suddenly thought of a question, and suddenly turned around: "Brother, you don't mean to borrow a knife to kill someone? The three of us are gone, and the master is yours now."

Monkey King kicked him mercilessly, "Why are there so many nonsense?"

Xiao Bailong fell into the water with resentment.

Little Bailong grew up in the water, naturally.It was clear at a glance that the two shrimp soldiers were not human at all.And he also knew that there were these two shrimp soldiers at the door, in fact, one of them would be sucked in if touched, and put into an iron cage.

This is the method they often use in the West Sea to prevent intruders.

It is estimated that the two senior brothers were caught in the cage because they didn't know about such a mechanism.

Xiao Bailong naturally managed to get in again, but his task now is to lead the snake out of the hole.There is nothing he can do to get in!

"Cousin!" Standing at the entrance of the cave, Xiao Bailong took a deep breath and shouted loudly: "I'm Cousin Ao Lie, please open the door!"

The stone door opened in response.

Xiao Bailong poked his head in, met his cousin's eyes, and then immediately retracted his head.

Jilong hates seeing this little cousin look at him like a jackal, always submissive in front of him.

"Come in! Why hasn't it changed a bit after all these years? Although I'm hateful, I still won't eat my own family." Qilong let the people next to him go down, and then yelled coldly at the entrance of the cave.

Only then did Xiao Bailong walk in with a guilty conscience, but his heart was still beating.

In fact, he has no grievances with Qilong, but when he went to play with his cousin, he saw something he shouldn't have seen in his room, and then he kept a respectful distance from this cousin who had always been polite on the surface.

His fear of the dragon is even far greater than that of his father and elder brother.

So even if he came in, he still stood at the door.Bajie next to him seemed to have been kicked by a donkey and broke his head. Seeing Xiaobailong come in, he shouted for help, telling Xiaobailong to let them out quickly.

Qilong was surprised: "You know them? They are Tang Seng's apprentices."

Qilong also just found out the identities of Bajie and the others.

Xiao Bailong scolded Zhu Bajie in his heart for being stupid, now he can't open his eyes and talk nonsense, saying that I don't know him at all, can he?

Xiao Bailong had no choice but to answer vaguely.

"It's no wonder I haven't seen you for so long. Your father ran away just as soon as he mentioned you. I don't know about your situation these past few years." Qi Long didn't arrest him because he was Tang Seng's disciple, but beckoned him away. Little White Dragon passed by.

"I...cousin, can you come out for a while, someone wants to see you." Xiao Bailong stood still.

Ji Long sneered a few times, "Why, are you going to join forces with outsiders to deal with me now? No, I am an outsider, and you all don't treat me like a family."

"..." Little Bailong didn't know what to say, so he turned his head and ran back to the shore.

Wukong asked: "How is it?"

"Both the second and third senior brothers were arrested, but I don't think he has any thoughts about our master, why don't we just ignore him."

"Even Bajie and Wujing were arrested, how could he have no dissent?" Sun Wukong couldn't go down either.In the spirit of the Dragon King of the West Sea, the dragon is a man of color, so go and invite the Dragon King of the West Sea, then the safety of the master can be ensured.

"Well, I'll go to the West Sea, you wait here, if the master arrives, you..." Before Monkey King finished speaking, he saw someone walking towards this side from the corner of his eye.

The two turned their heads and saw their master riding a black horse, leading the other three people towards this side.

The two were a little dumbfounded, why did this scene look so familiar?

Khan suddenly heard one of them shouting to Jiang Liuer: "Master, there are monsters in front of you, be careful!"

Sun Wukong and Xiao Bailong were immediately furious, feeling that the heartless master had found an apprentice to replace them on the second day after they left!

Monkey King turned around and jumped into the dark river, and Xiao Bailong jumped in afterward.

Jiang Liu'er sat on the back of the black horse, stretched out a hand, and shouted eagerly: "Listen to me!"

I was forced, and there was nothing I could do!Please forgive me, please!

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