My apprentice teases me

Jiang Liu'er is an orphan whose parents and identities are unknown.

I heard from the director of the orphanage that he was carried to the orphanage when he was two or three years old.The dean heard that the child was found in a wooden basin in the river, and there was nothing to prove his identity. The only thing was that he was holding a transparent bead in his hand, but the bead was not right. The valuable glass material is probably the only thing left to him by his parents.

However, Jiang Liu'er never remembered that she had such a bead since she could remember.

The dean is a fan of Journey to the West. Hearing about this child's experience, he named him "Jiang Liu'er".

When Jiang Liu'er grew up and watched Journey to the West, he felt very depressed, and thought that it was a good thing Tang Seng didn't call him **, otherwise the dean would probably call him a "rogue".Even so, Jiang Liu'er still had the nickname "Tang Seng" in the orphanage.

After he left the orphanage, he would still be called "Tang Seng" when he was in contact with his former friends, and Jiang Liu'er was used to it.

He has been called "Tang Seng" for more than [-] years, but he did not expect to become a Tang Seng one day.

Although he knew the plot, it seemed to be of no use.

From beginning to end, it was different from what I knew.

Like now, he never thought that a group of people would be roasted to death.

Fire is all around, nothing but heat is still hot.It felt like my whole body was about to explode, and my ears were constantly filled with various voices.

Jiang Liu'er thought in a daze, it's so uncomfortable, who will give him a good time.

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"Second senior brother, the master punished you to clean up from the temple gate to the mountain gate for a month, why are you still sleeping here?!"

A voice is speaking.

After a while, the voice said again: "Second senior brother, get up quickly!"

Jiang Liu'er didn't open her eyes, but she could feel that voice was talking to herself.

Wait, why is it the second senior brother? ? ?

Jiang Liu'er opened her eyes suddenly, and was startled when she saw a beautiful face close in front of her eyes.The man probably didn't expect him to open his eyes suddenly, and he was also taken aback.

"..."

This scene is so familiar...Jiang Liu'er's face is a little weird, it's similar to the scene with Monkey King when he just traveled to the Westward Journey and was in Shuilian Cave.

Did he time travel again?

He thought that this time he would be like most traversers again. The first thing he did when he woke up was to ask the person in front of him "Who are you" or "Where is this?" .

But now he blurted out: "Junior Brother Ninth, don't disturb my sleep."

After finishing speaking, Jiang Liu'er was almost stunned by her own words.

What made his jaw drop even more was that all kinds of memories kept pouring out of the current commotion, as if he was on a reading note, and all the memories that did not belong to him poured out.

Suddenly, with so many memories, Jiang Liu'er wondered if she was still herself.

There is a long, long stone step from the temple gate to the mountain gate.Qiaofeng arrangement, strange rock jagged.Under the cliff, Yaocao Qihua, purple sesame and fragrant Hui, beside the winding path, are like a peach forest burnt to gold; white cranes stand on pine branches, like jade in a smoke.

Jiang Liu'er has no intention of appreciating such a fairyland on earth.He is now standing on the stone steps with a broom, step by step sweeping the fallen leaves on the stone steps to the grass on both sides.

I don't know how many steps there are in the stone steps, anyway, in Jiang Liu'er's view, at least there is no end in sight.

He started sweeping before the sun rose, and when the sun was directly overhead, he had not yet reached the bottom of the mountain.

Hungry and tired, he simply put the broom aside, and then ran under a tree to enjoy the shade.

According to the extra memory, he is told that his current identity is the second disciple of Buddha Tathagata, that is, Jin Chanzi.

Now he is fined to clean the mountain road because Jin Chanzi didn't listen carefully when the Tathagata gave a sermon and made a mistake, and the Tathagata punished him.

Jiang Liu'er thought about why she suddenly transmigrated into Tang Seng's previous life again. Is there any necessary connection?Or did the system see that he was about to die and couldn't bear it, so it gave him the golden finger to travel again?

Speaking of systems, where is the system?After Jiang Liu'er woke up, he dismissed the "Ninth Junior Brother" who woke him up, and kept calling the system, but no one responded to him at all.

The system said that he didn't want to talk to him recently, but if this was a new task, it was impossible for the system not to tell him.

Jiang Liu'er's mind is in a mess now, but he is still very happy.If he crossed over, then Sun Wukong and the others are probably fine now.

"Hey."

Suddenly a voice came out, and then a fat yellow-haired marten appeared at his feet, and then transformed into a boy in a black Taoist robe with a ball head.

"Hey, why are you being punished by that guy Tathagata again?" The boy's eyes were originally small, but now he was smiling while talking, and his eyes narrowed into a straight line.

"This man is the yellow-haired marten who was cultivated at the foot of Lingshan Mountain." Jiang Liu'er's memory told him.

Jiang Liu'er thought of the Huangfeng monster with disheveled yellow hair and mischievous eyebrows that she saw in Huangfengling, and wanted to ask this little boy what he had experienced in his life that made him look so scruffy.

But he quickly remembered that the yellow wind monster told him that it was because he instigated him to save Monkey King and then fled to that place to occupy the mountain and become king, Jiang Liuer couldn't help but feel guilty.

Suddenly there was a pain in the head, and an apple hit Jiang Liu'er's head accurately, and then rolled to his feet.

He looked at the bright red apple, and didn't care about why an apple fell from this peach tree, because he suddenly made a very important discovery!

That is!The golden cicada that Huang Feng blamed!Jiang Liuer, the owner of the Water Curtain Cave that Monkey King and Jiao Demon King knew!Maybe it's really me!

At this time, at this place, his presence here is the most important proof! ! !

God lol.Jiang Liuer stared at the apple, then reached out to pick it up and took a bite.

Sure enough, apples are a good thing.

Yellow Wind Monster, oh, it’s not called Yellow Wind Monster now, he calls this small-eyed boy a little mouse.

The little mouse danced and happily talked to the dazed Jiang Liuer: "Do you still remember? The savior I told you about, I saw him again! But..."

Goku!

Jiang Liuer's eyes lit up, and in the future he threw the apple in his hand behind, and suddenly grabbed the little mouse's shoulder: "Where is he now? Where is he?"

The little mouse was shaken by him with a puzzled expression: "Why are you so excited, he is my benefactor, not you..." Seeing Jiang Liuer's eyes were really warm, he could only obediently answer his question: "Just now I was I saw him by the river, but he didn't remember me and left..."

"Do you want to have a few words with him? Do you want to?!"

The little mouse felt that the golden cicada in front of him suddenly became very scary. Where is the second disciple of Tathagata Buddha who has always been indifferent?This is too restless, right?

"No, you still don't want to talk to him." Jiang Liu'er felt uncomfortable thinking that this little mouse would never forget Monkey King in the future...

Jiang Liu'er was suddenly stunned—I'm not feeling well, what a ghost!Could it be that Huang Fengguai said that he and he robbed men really had such a thing?

How could I like Sun Wukong!Jiang Liu'er rolled her eyes in her heart and eyes, then ran to pick up the broom, put it in the little mouse's hands solemnly, and said to him: "You help me sweep the floor, and I will catch him for you." return!"

"...How can you treat my benefactor like this?!" The little mouse was stimulated by the word "catch".

"No, no, I brought him in front of you, so that you can express your gratitude to him." Jiang Liu'er promised.

Then head down the hill.

The little mouse looked at his back, his strange expression became more and more obvious.What happened to this golden cicada, isn't using mana faster than running on two legs?

Jiang Liu'er ran to the river in one breath, looked at the tumbling river and the single-plank bridge, and was thinking about how he should get there before he remembered his current identity and how he could use his magic power to fly to the sky.Unexpectedly, I actually recited the mantra in my heart so familiarly, and flew into the air all of a sudden.

I can fly!

Will Newton's coffin be held down? !

Jiang Liu'er looked at the white clouds beside her, happily, but when she inadvertently lowered her head and saw the sky hanging below, the instinct of fear of heights suddenly appeared.

His mana disappeared without knowing why, and his body was attracted by the center of the earth and fell down rapidly.

When people are in panic, especially when they are most afraid, their brains are basically in a blank state and they can't think of anything.Poor Jiang Liuer was beaten back to his original shape after only a second of trembling.

Fortunately, there is a river below, otherwise, even if it is Jin Chanzi now, it is estimated that it will hurt in the fall!

When Jiang Liuer emerged from the river, he saw a turtle also emerged.The tortoise greeted him: "Master Jinchanzi, this is the one hundred and one time you fell into my river!"

I'm sorry for that Jin Chanzi, it's all because of his fear of heights that he lost face.

Jiang Liu'er wiped her face, and climbed onto the bank in a despondent manner.

Sun Wukong appeared at this time.

He wears a purple gold crown with phoenix wings on his head, wears a golden armor with chains, walks on cloud shoes on lotus root silk, and carries a wishful golden cudgel. He is just like the Monkey King that Jiang Liuer sees on TV every time. The Monkey King just broke into Jiang Liuer's eyes.

Every Journey to the West fan has a most handsome Monkey King.Just right, Jiang Liu'er's favorite Monkey King just happened to be like Chang's eyes.

You must know that the Monkey King he saw in the Water Curtain Cave was a monkey in ordinary clothes, and later a human Monkey King who used beauty to confuse people all day long.It was the first time to see such a majestic Monkey King!

How to be calm in front of idols!How not to act like someone who has never seen the world!

Jiang Liu'er told herself to hold back and not to pounce.

But the man in the golden armor asked softly: "Who are you?" Jiang Liu'er threw all her reservedness behind her and rushed forward, like a young man who can't speak well. , tremblingly said: "I am a disciple of Buddha Tathagata, my name is..."

The idol became impatient, and before he could finish his sentence, he interrupted him, "Then have you met my master?"

"..."

What the hell, I am your master Wukong!Your master, I am standing in front of you right now, can't you see it?Jiang Liu'er wanted to recognize him, but reason still reminded him that the master Sun Wukong said now should be Patriarch Bodhi, not him.

As for Patriarch Bodhi, there is such a person in his memory, and in his memory, Patriarch Bodhi is still his good friend?

Um?The memory also told him that Patriarch Bodhi was a disciple of Tathagata?So is Patriarch Bodhi his uncle and good friend, or the first master of his disciples?Jiang Liu'er felt that this setting was a bit confusing.

Jiang Liu'er pretended that she didn't know anything, and asked him, "Who is your master?"

"The Bodhi Patriarch of Lingtai Mountain." Sun Wukong said, "I heard that my master has a good relationship with a disciple of Tathagata from Lingtai Mountain, so I came here to ask for clarification. By the way, do you know a person named Jin Chanzi?" ?”

Jiang Liu'er thought to himself: "It's agreed that you can't tell others that he is your master? No wonder Patriarch Bodhi hasn't seen you since."

He shook his head. Patriarch Bodhi has always been a dragon who never sees his head but never sees his tail. Even if he is destined to meet him, it will take hundreds of years to see him for the last time.Jin Chanzi's memory is like this.

Sun Wukong shook his head when he saw him, he has been here twice, since he can't find anyone, then forget it.

He raised his feet to leave, walked a few steps, turned back, saw the monk staring at him, and asked, "Do I know you?"

Jiang Liuer shook his head again, "You don't know me, but I know you. You are Monkey King, right? I know you, can you give me your autograph?"

"..." Perhaps Sun Wukong didn't know what a signature was, so he did a somersault and walked away without saying a word.

Jiang Liu'er hummed a little tune and walked back with a body of water.

In the future, Sun Wukong must be transformed into the Monkey King, he is so handsome!

When he returned to the mountain, he saw that the little mouse had already swept the stone steps and was sitting on the stone steps in a daze.Seeing him coming back, his eyes lit up, and when he looked behind him, the light dimmed again.

Jiang Liu'er comforted him: "Little mouse, you have to know that he saved you just by shouting at the injustice, he didn't take this matter to heart at all, and he doesn't need your repayment. So, from now on, you Stop obsessing about repaying your kindness, practice hard, and forget about this person."

Since ancient times, passion must kill itself.

Jiang Liu'er walked back with the broom, and from what Huang Fengguai said that time, it was obvious that he became king in the mountains because of Monkey King.As for what kind of things he committed because of Monkey King, Huang Fengguai didn't say anything, so he naturally didn't know.Now he reminded him of this sentence, if the little mouse can listen to it, it will listen to it, and if it doesn't, it's fate.

During the days in Leiyin Temple, Jiang Liu'er got along like a duck to water, as if he and the people in the temple had known each other for many years, it felt very natural.Jiang Liu'er often wonders whether this is Jin Chanzi's memory imposed on him, or whether he is Jin Chanzi himself.

But what he thinks more is that his system has not appeared for a long time.

Also, he wants to think about how to go down the mountain to find Monkey King.

I heard from Monkey King that Jin Chanzi went to Huaguo Mountain, so if the plot remains the same, he should go to Huaguo Mountain now.

But what reason would he use to go down the mountain?

Jiang Liu'er moaned and sighed all day long, and after a month passed, he finally asked for a leave of absence from the Tathagata Buddha, saying that he wanted to see the outside world.

The Buddha didn't care about this matter, so he dismissed Jiang Liu'er and left.

Before leaving, Jiang Liu'er went to say goodbye to that little mouse.

Jin Chanzi still likes this little mouse very much, so Jiang Liu'er has to obey the call of his "heart".

The little mouse was equally unhappy when he knew he was going away.He asked Jiang Liuer where he was going and if he would not come back.

Jiang Liu'er said, "Go back."

That was impossible, he probably had to die for Jin Chanzi once.

Jiang Liu'er knew that the little mouse was reluctant to let him go, because on this spiritual mountain, he was the only one who could talk to the little mouse.After he left, no one would step on the mouse anymore.

The little mouse said: "Aren't you a fairy? Why do gods have a hometown?"

Jiang Liu'er continued to ramble: "Before I became a disciple of the Buddha, I already had my own place. I was tricked by him into being his disciple, and when I came here, I would be lectured by him all day long, and I had to serve tea and water." , I miss my hometown very much now. If you practice hard here alone, maybe you can become a god when I come back."

Then, Jiang Liuer left.

The author has something to say: Jiang Liu'er: Haha, the scene changed and I traveled again... Who am I?Where am I from? ?