The host is a willful great devil

【12】

Within a few days of their peaceful and happy days, the young couple received a thunderbolt——Gu Yan's mother was coming.

Gu's mother is a glorious people's teacher, so she enjoys the extra-long winter and summer vacation treatment that is extremely luxurious for most office workers.Basically, except for the New Year, Gu Yan doesn't go home very often, so Gu's mother travels thousands of miles to visit the imperial capital every summer vacation, and stays for a week to half a month.

After hanging up the phone, Gu Yan continued to code silently, while Mo Bai leaned against the bedside to read.

Because it is renting a house, Gu Yan doesn't buy physical books very much, and it will be troublesome when moving.But I don't know how many thousands of e-books have been bought.The ones that have been read are placed in categories on the bookshelf of the app.And the app that Gu Yan uses also has the function of recording reading notes.

Mo Bai likes to read the books that Gu Yan has read, and even more like to read Gu Yan's reading notes.

He thought it was a shortcut to quickly understand Gu Yan's heart.

Gu Yan didn't even think about splitting his heart open for others to see.However, when Mo Bai picked up the reader that he would never let anyone touch, he didn't stop him, and even had some expectation.

But Mo Bai just watched so quietly, never expressing any opinions on the content of the book and the notes he made.

"Baby, can you still turn into a cat?" Gu Yan typed, staring at the screen and asked nonchalantly.

Mo Bai turned a page, and said casually, "Well, yes."

Gu Yan stopped, thinking, Mo Bai probably didn't understand what he meant.Turning the chair at an angle, he turned to face Mobai, ready to explain.Mo Bai, who caught sight of his movement from the corner of the eye, looked up at him and smiled, "I was still a cat when your mother came, don't worry." After that, he continued to read with his head down.

Gu Yan looked at him, didn't say anything, turned around and continued typing.

Cats, with brain circuits like neuropathy, are also literate, which is really terrifying.

Gu Yan didn't know how Mo Bai thought about this matter, he wanted to ask but couldn't.Because that means he has to speak his mind.

What was Gu Yan thinking?If Mo Bai was a normal person, he would come out.

It's a pity that Mo Bai is not.He has ears and a tail, and he will grow old quickly.

Gu Yan didn't know if Mo Bai himself was aware of this problem.But in any case, he couldn't say it.

Anyway, at least they will have 15 more years together, why bother to put such a cruel reality in front of their eyes at this time.And it is rumored that there is a cat that has lived for 42 years. He takes care of Mo Bai well, maybe Mo Bai will live longer than ordinary cats.

However, compared to this "long-term" problem, Gu Yan's real worry is how to deal with his mother.

The busy mother Gu made a phone call last night, and she will arrive this evening.As soon as I entered the door, I was like, "Since when did you raise a cat?"

"I picked it up last year."

Mama Gu put down her bag on the sofa, picked it up, and was not afraid of strangers. She leaned over and sniffed her oranges, "Oh, this little fat man. It weighs twenty catties, right? What do you usually feed? Why do you feed it so much?" Fat? I'm as thin as a stick."

Gu Yan poured a glass of water for him, and sat down on the sofa with Gu's mother, "It's not twenty catties, twelve catties. It's just quite fat."

"Meow~" Mo Bai came out of the kitchen, squatted at the door, and let out a soft cry, expressing his presence angrily.

Mama Gu looked up, "There's another one! Yo, this one is pretty. Come here, come here, little cat."

"They both have names, this one is called Orange, and this one is called Mobai."

Mother Gu put down the orange, and picked up Mo Bai, who came over to act coquettishly and cutely, "Mo Bai? This name is good, poetic and picturesque."

Think about Mo Bai's aloof and arrogant appearance on weekdays, and now look at his obedient and flattering appearance lying in his mother's arms, Gu Yan didn't like it, so he secretly pinched Mo Bai's tail.

Mo Bai: "Meow~!" Are you not afraid that I will suddenly become a human?

Gu's mother slapped Gu Yan's hand, "Tsk, how old are you, why do you look like a child-like rambunctious cat? You picked them both up?"

Gu Yan: "The oranges were born by a big cat in my friend's house. I couldn't keep them and said I wanted to give them away, so I took them. Mo Bai picked them up downstairs last winter. It seems that the moon is not yet full, and he almost froze to death."

Mother Gu: "Then you threw these two cats away when you came home for the Chinese New Year last year?"

Gu Yan: "There is a place for foster care."

Mother Gu: "For free?"

Gu Yan: "How can it be, 160 a day."

Mother Gu: "160 a day?!"

Gu Yan: "Well, there are not two of these. One is 80 a day.... No, Mom, I have money for your son. It's all small money."

Gu's mother threw the cat away, and tapped Gu Yan's forehead, "You have money, you have money to buy yourself two good clothes, can you tidy yourself up properly?"

Finished, coming.

Mother Gu: "If you have money to spend on other girls, marry me a daughter-in-law early, can you come back?"

Alas, sure enough.

Mother Gu: "You said you will be 29 in the new year..."

Gu Yan: "28."

Gu's mother was taken aback, "You child is stupid? Will you not be 29 in the new year?"

Gu Yan: "Tsk, the one you're talking about is Mao years old. Is it okay to say one year old here? Your son is still young and hasn't spent enough time. He doesn't want to marry a wife."

Mother Gu: "How many times have I told you..."

Gu Yan: "Yes yes yes, I'm not young anymore, I have to hurry up to marry a wife, and then hurry up to have a child, if I don't hurry up, maybe I won't be able to see my son marry a wife, so I'm going to die soon, right?"

"You..." Gu's mother hated iron and steel, and patted Gu Yan's head angrily, "You little bastard!"

Gu Yan pulled his mother up and went to the dining table, "Hey, why don't you urge me to find a wife as soon as you enter the house? You don't feel tired after a day's train ride, so hurry up and eat first, everything is served."

Gu's mother looked reluctant, "You still cook for me? Just your craftsmanship... yo!" Gu's mother's complaints were interrupted by the four dishes and one soup on the table.She removed the fly guard, "Sweet. You made it? Can't you?"

Gu Yan: Do you believe me when I say the cat next to you did it?

Gu Yan: "I ordered takeaway."

Gu's mother sat down, "Take out takeout, I know how to eat takeout all day long, and I eat like a bone spirit."

Gu Yan served her a meal, "At least it weighs more than 120 catties. It doesn't look like a bone spirit."

Mother Gu took over the job, "Why don't you talk about your height of nearly 1.8 meters? Hurry up and find a wife who can cook for you every day..."

"Mom, mom, mom!" Gu Yan interrupted her, "Eat, eat, okay?"

Gu's mother was not happy, "tsk."

Gu Yan glanced at Mo Bai, who was squatting on the ground and staring at him wagging his tail, his chrysanthemum tightened inexplicably.So he secretly made a gesture of putting his hands together towards Mo Bai.

Mother Gu: "Hey, do you say goodbye to the cat before you eat?"

Gu Yan: ...

Gu Yan: "I'm just teasing it."

Gu's mother ate a little of each dish, nodding frequently, "Whose takeaway is this, it's not bad. If it's all takeout like this, you can eat it."

Gu Yan stroked Mo Bai lying on his lap, "I also think their food is very good, I really like it."

After eating, Gu's mother handed the phone to Gu Yan.Gu Yan took it over and saw that it was a photo of a girl.Objectively speaking, you need to have good looks and temperament.

But your son, I am gay.I still want to be the one next to me.

Because I think it's tiring to be on the top.

Raising his eyebrows and licking his lower lip, Gu Yan returned the phone to his mother, "Whose girl is this?"

"Your Aunt Song's niece. She is in the Imperial Capital. She graduated from the Law Department of University B. Now she works in a place called Heine Law Firm. More than 2, the conditions are quite good, right?"

"Yeah." That's pretty good, it's very good.

Mother Gu: "Tomorrow is the weekend, go and make an appointment to meet someone. This is a phone call."

Gu Yan: "Mom."

Gu's mother lost her temper, "Go to see someone who can die?! Seeing someone in his 30s, he knows he's at home all day long!"

Gu Yan: "..."

Mother Gu: "You said you were writing a book, but you still hid it so that we wouldn't let us know what book you wrote. When my classmates and colleagues asked me, your father and I couldn't talk about it, and couldn't explain it clearly. The children have been married long ago, and the children are all You're three or four years old, and you're the only one who doesn't do business all day long. I've been here so many times, but I haven't seen you write any books? You just stay at home, don't go out to socialize, and haven't seen any friends ask you to go out to play. Quite If you are an adult and can’t even cook a decent meal, it’s hurting you to tell you to find a partner early? If you don’t find a partner and raise two cats at home, what will happen to you if you can live with cats for the rest of your life?”

Gu Yan: "I'll add a WeChat first, chat first, if you are interested, then talk about the meeting, okay?"

Gu's mother: "Tsk, the girl has also read your photos and information, and agreed to meet, just wait for your invitation. Don't make trouble for me, hurry up and make an appointment, and see you tomorrow."

Gu Yan added the girl on WeChat under his mother's nose, introduced each other briefly, and then made an appointment for tomorrow's meeting time and place.After the appointment was over, Mother Gu's cloudy face finally beamed with joy.

"Let me tell you, I heard that this girl is also very picky, and she is unwilling to find a partner to marry. Your aunt Song said that you are the first blind date she agrees to."

Gu Yan: "Hehe."

Gu's mother: "Yo, you still show me face?"

Gu Yan softly apologized, "Mom, I wouldn't dare. I just smiled normally."

Gu's mother glanced at him, stood up and said, "Oh, this man realizes that 'life lies in exercise' is really true when he is old. After dinner, go downstairs and take a walk for a couple of times before coming up."

Gu Yan wished his mother would leave as soon as possible, "Oh, then you can go. You should exercise more when you are older, and walk twice more. It's rare that there is no smog today, and the weather is fine."

"You come with me too."

"I don't want to move."

Gu's mother was unhappy again, "You've been at home with a cat all day, so you're almost moldy? If you have nothing to do, exercise more, you can be healthy by exercising, you know? Come down with me."

Gu Yan reluctantly went to change his clothes.

Gu Yan was about to go out, Mo Bai squatted at the door, "Meow."

Gu Yan leaned over to pick it up, touched its head, "Mo Bai is obedient at home."

Mo Bai leaned his head forward, Gu Yan struggled for a moment, but still kissed lightly, "Good boy."

Sure enough, Mother Gu taught her a lesson, "You still kiss that cat, it's not dirty! You can't do it in the future, you know? How old are you. Oh, look at the cat hair you stick to, and the girl doesn't know if she likes it or not." Cat, if you don’t like it, give it away quickly…”

The anti-theft door closed, and Gu's mother's voice gradually disappeared.Mo Bai, who was squatting at the door, had a serious expression.

It took out Gu Yan's reader, tapped it with the meat pad, and found a book, written by Gu Yan two years ago, called "Track".Mobai has seen it once, but now he wants to watch it again.

After all, when I read it for the first time, Mo Bai was very concerned about the content of this book.

It turned out that it was Gu Yan's autobiography.

"Track" was written after Gu Yan became a god, but the sales volume is very poor, and it is basically supported by diehard fans.Probably because the characters are not supple enough, the events that happened are not bloody enough, there is no series of dramatic conflicts one after another, some are just a very ordinary little character, under the pressure of life, there is no struggle to watch, and suffering I can't get it if I ask for it.

Judging from the cliff-like click-through rate of the serialized chapters, the rate of abandonment is very high.The comments below are all urging Gu Yan to update quickly and open another hot article.But Gu Yan still insisted on finishing "Track" on his own.

It can be seen from the lines that Gu Yan wrote "Track" with great care, more than any other text.But because it is too realistic and common, there is no selling point, so there are no readers.

Except Mobai.

He reads the books that Gu Yan has read, and when he feels something, he will look through Gu Yan's reading notes, maybe he will find that they resonate, maybe he will find that they disagree, maybe he will find that Gu Yan's novels are more novel, funnier, Deeper thoughts.That kind of spiritual integration, sometimes, is more intoxicating than ML.

"Track" is Mo Bai's favorite among all the Tanmei novels written by Gu Yan.When he saw it for the first time, he had a lot of feelings.He could see Gu Yan's intentions, he couldn't wait to flip through Gu Yan's study notes, but every time he flipped through, it was blank.

It's not that Gu Yan doesn't know how to take notes because it's a book he wrote.On the contrary, he will watch it over and over again, frantically complaining about his own shortcomings, and then record the stalks and inspirations that can refill old wine in new bottles.In short, the reading notes he recorded under his own book are more interesting than the reading notes he made from reading any other book.

But he didn't leave a single word about "Track".

It wasn't until Mo Bai turned to the end that he finally saw a sentence, "I'm such a waste."

Gu Yan said, "I'm such a waste." He didn't say, "Gan Gan is such a waste."

"Willing" is the protagonist of "Track".

At that time, Mo Bai secretly thought for a long time what Gu Yan's words meant and why it was "I".Is it because the protagonist of the story is similar to Gu Yan himself?But the Gu Yan he knew didn't have the slightest resemblance to the willingness in the book.

Until he saw Gu Yan who was submissive in front of Gu's mother today.

So, is the past in "Track" the past that Gu Yan experienced?Is the protagonist's life direction the future that Gu Yan hopes for?

Gu Yan tidied up the bedroom for Mama Gu to sleep in, and went to sleep on the sofa with the cat in his arms.

Of course, before going to bed, Gu Yan still had to save the manuscript.

Every time Gu's mother came, Gu Yan had to code words secretly like this.The book I wrote is about the love between two men, and it is impossible for him to confess to his parents even if he is killed.How could it be possible to code openly under Gu's mother's nose.

It was one o'clock in the morning, and Mama Gu who got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom found that the living room was brightly lit, so she came over to have a look, okay, playing online games in the middle of the night!Pointing at Gu Yan's head is a lesson, such as "such a big man has no business all day long", "such a big man still plays online games", "read more books, study and study, go to the civil service exam, and change to a decent job" "All kinds of words that callused Gu Yan's ears greeted him upwards.It seems that they don't remember at all that Gu Yan sends them hundreds of thousands of manuscript fees every year as pocket money, and they don't remember that the small villa and foreign car they live in are all bought by her son with his "disgraceful" "unspeakable" job of.

Gu Yan closed the notebook with a "yes, yes" and pushed his mother to the bathroom.Then came back and hurriedly saved the document I was editing, imported it into the phone, and then directly shut down.When Gu's mother came out, she saw Gu Yan laying on the sofa fumbling with her phone, "Hey, you're going to see another girl tomorrow, can you go to bed early? Didn't you read that you can't do without your computer and phone because you are sick?"

Gu Yan locked the screen of his phone, "I'll just set an alarm, and I'll sleep right away."

Gu Yan, who knew that Gu's mother was coming, had already saved the manuscript in advance, but it was obviously not enough for half a month, and he had to make up some every day.I took my mobile phone and coded Braille secretly. I felt that it was almost the same. When I looked at the time, it was almost three o'clock.Mo Bai obediently lay beside him, as if he had fallen asleep.

Gu Yan: "This guy is very obedient. I thought he would turn into a human being while my mother was asleep and talk to me all night long."

1314: "Maybe you are holding back your big move?"

Gu Yan: "...you are too annoying."

Mobai is quiet, but Orange is not.Gu Yan felt that he had not been asleep for a long time, and Ju Zi, who had slept all day, woke up, jumping up and down in all kinds of noises, and even came to pick up Mobai, as if he had a posture of "sleep, you are paralyzed and hey".

No way, it’s not that oranges are bad, cats are nocturnal animals, and it’s their nature to be active at night.In the original world, and before Mo Bai became a human in this world, Gu Yan would be woken up several times by the two of them at this time every night.

Although the orange is fat, it is still dexterous. It is only this weight that makes it plop when it moves.The floor rang, the cabinet rang, and the dance rang.Gu Yan quickly got up in a jerk, and reprimanded Ju Zi in a low voice, "Be honest!"

However, Orange is not Mobai, but a cat, a cold, fat and crazy cat.If Mobai doesn't play with it, it can also scurry around the room by itself as if seeing a ghost.Gu Yan grabbed it and carried it back to the sofa to sleep with him, "Little ancestor, be honest. My mother is a light sleeper. If you wake up the old man, I will have to force me to send you away, you know?" Orange Expressing that he didn't know, he broke away from Gu Yan and continued to consume the vigorous energy accumulated after a day's sleep.

Mo Bai planned to help Gu Yan to suppress Juzi, but Juzi went "crazy", and became even more noisy.Mo Bai had no choice but to lie down on the sofa.Gu Yan looked at the time, it was 03:30.Gu Yan, who spelled [-] words today, felt his brain was going to explode.

I want to sleep, but I have to look at the orange, and I can't let it make too much noise.

Until almost 5 o'clock, the exhausted orange finally became honest, and climbed back to the window sill wool mat to enjoy the first ray of sunshine in the summer morning quietly.The special gentle lady, the special high-cold queen, as if the psychopath who was running around the room a few minutes ago was not it at all.

Gu Yan, who had two panda eyes, had a headache and fell asleep.As a result, Gu's mother woke up early, and even got up at 05:30.

Gu Yan heard the movement and asked her, "Mom, why are you going?"

"I see that you don't have any food in the refrigerator. Go to the vegetable market to buy some food."

Gu Yan lay back on the sofa in despair, "Emperor is not our house, the vegetable market doesn't open so early, it's 7 o'clock. You have been here several times, why don't you remember."

Mother Gu: "Hey, who remembers this. Then I'll go downstairs and walk around twice to exercise. Don't sleep until □□am without going to work. It's still cool when you wake up early. Go for a run or something, it's good for your health .”

Gu Yan: "Mom, go quickly. Let me sleep for a while."

Mother Gu: "Go to sleep, lazy bastard. Let you play games in the middle of the night yesterday, so you don't go to bed early!"

Once the door is closed, the world is quiet.

But it was only quiet for half an hour.Half an hour later, Mama Gu came back and started cooking breakfast in the kitchen.After finishing breakfast, I turned on the TV in the living room, and urged Gu Yan, "It's already 06:30, get up, wash up, and eat."

Gu Yanyan, who basically didn't sleep much, obediently got up to wash up, and then had breakfast with Gu's mother listlessly.

Mother Gu: "Oh! Look at your dark circles! Why are you going to meet other girls?"

Gu Yan smiled hippie: "Then I won't see you."

Mother Gu: "Don't talk nonsense! You can't do this routine, you have to adjust, you know?"

Gu Yan thought to himself, if you don't come, I'm actually doing quite well with a decent schedule.

Mother Gu: "And your cat, it was making a fuss in the middle of the night last night. It's all black and white cats, right? That fat one probably doesn't like to move. Do you think you can sleep well? Give the cat away quickly. My girl You also hate it, don’t you?”

Gu Yan: "Mom, you take care of everything else, just leave these two cats alone, okay?"

Mother Gu: "Tsk, am I doing this for your own good?"

Gu Yan: "...I know."

After dinner, Gu's mother instructed Gu Yan to wash her hair, blow-dry her hair, and choose clothes until she was satisfied, then she picked up her bag and said, "Let's go, don't keep the girl waiting."

Gu Yan opened his eyes wide, "What? You still want to go together?"

Gu's mother stared, "Of course I want to look at you! Don't think that you promised me to go on a blind date once, but I didn't know about asking other girls to eat spicy hot pot! You will be so weak when you are a child ~!"

Gu Yan: ...

All right, all right, let's go together, maybe the girl won't want to see her with a mother, it's good.