How to dress like a prince

Drowsy, unable to exert strength all over the body, and unable to open eyes...

The people around are chattering, I don't know what they are talking about, it's so annoying...

After finally opening my eyes, everything I saw was blurry. Where did my glasses go?

I'm a little hungry—Mom, can I have braised fish?

"Crackling, blah blah... blah blah blah..."

"..."

What the hell is this?Am I still dreaming?

Or is it that my brain's language recognition function has an obstacle, and I can't understand human speech?

A grape with red in the white came before my eyes. It was rare to look at something so close. It seemed that it was a problem with the glasses.

The service is thoughtful, and it is delivered directly to the mouth.

sack!This taste, this taste, this this...

God!Isn't this the cutting-edge component of the body part women are most proud of? !

Mom, why did you hurt me like this?I'm already an adult in my early twenties!

Even if I was unfortunate enough to be caught in the middle of the four-wheeled cargo of the courier brother when I passed an intersection without traffic lights, it turned 720 degrees in the air and showed a similar parabolic fall, and was called by a kind passerby, "Yo yo "Yo Yo"'s 120 was sent to the hospital for emergency rescue, and now he is still paralyzed and unable to take care of himself. You can't insult me ​​like this!

Mom, don't you know that babies hate milk?

Human milk is not as good as cow's milk!

What's more, it's not your milk!

Don't ask why, I know it's not you, after all, you are already... ahem... After all, I am also in my early twenties.

"Crackling, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!"

Sack again, I seemed to vaguely understand the three words just now.

What the hell is "oh hehe"?Are you "ruthless" happy to insult me ​​like this?kindness?

Shit!It is tolerable or unbearable!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

I wanted to talk, but why couldn't I say it!Am I even losing the ability to speak?

"...! Chirping, chirping, blah blah, chirping..."

Oh my God, who are you?Can you just lighten up, I'm so sick of being photographed by you...

I was sleeping soundly, and I don't know who came to torment me again.

Open your eyes and take a look, huh?Who is this man?Looks very young.However, there should be no such person among the people I know... Could it be my attending doctor!

Oh hehe...not bad looking.

"Barbara..."

I can't understand what the doctor is saying. It seems that there is really something wrong with my brain. I don't know if I can still write now.

If I can't even write, how can I communicate with the world in my future life?Not a vegetable is better than a vegetable!

Bah bah bah!Since he survived the catastrophe, there should still be a possibility of recovery...

Modern medicine is so advanced, it should be able to cure me, right?

I don't know how much my parents spent to treat my injury, what a disaster!

Was the driver caught?You won't escape, will you?Is he fully responsible for this situation?I don't know how the road traffic laws and regulations will judge... How much insurance did he buy for his car?Is it enough for my medical bills?

By the way, where are my parents?Where is the old lady?Why haven't you come to see me?

Could it be that no one has notified them yet?

No, there are ID cards and student ID cards in the wallet, so it should be easy to find the school...

That's right, the home is so far away, and they didn't come here so fast.

You must be terrified by me, this kind of thing is really unacceptable...

However, the people in this hospital are so tall, and they dress casually. Doctors and nurses don't wear white clothes, do they?

It's inconvenient without glasses, and I can't see things very clearly, and I can't see clearly at farther places.Maybe it's the aftermath of the crash again, won't the eyes be blind?I was nearsighted, but now it's even worse...

Alas... so unlucky!

Did I not shower after the crash?My body is so sticky and uncomfortable, it will be fine when my parents come, they will definitely help me scrub.

Is this the nurse sister?It's okay to be really ugly... aren't you afraid of affecting the patient's mood?Understood, it will help the patients to take the initiative to go through the discharge procedures as soon as possible!

No, why did she pick me up so easily, anyway, I am also an adult with a height of 183!

Where are you taking me?Where are my parents?What is this for?Why don't I feel right?Why can a woman easily hold me in her arms?Why can't I move?Why can't I understand what they are saying?Why do I see so much less distance than before?Why am I speechless?

"Wow... woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

"Crackling... blah blah... blah blah... blah blah..."

Oh my god, the water is so hot!Is this giving me a bath?Thanks!But, can you lower the water temperature a bit, my back is going to be peeling!You are trying to burn a pig!

"Wow wow... ah ah..."

"Bala blah blah blah blah blah..."

Why!The water temperature has dropped a lot, thank you!

So, despite the language barrier, they can still understand what I want to express?Good luck!

However, why does the bath water smell so strong? It's the same sour taste as the Chinese medicine jar my grandma keeps at home...

"Barbara..."

This extremely ugly lady smiled at me, showing eight teeth that were still clean and neat.God, you've been kind to me - the ugly lady doesn't have bad breath - it's so nice of me!

Sigh, sitting and waiting to die is exhausting, I'm hungry again...

"Wow... woo... woah..."

The ugly lady picked me up, thinking that the food could be improved, but this meal was "grape juice" again!

"Wow...Wow..."

No!I don't drink!A soldier can be killed but not humiliated!You have humiliated me once, you can't go too far!

I waved my arms and pushed her choppy buns aside.

"Wow...Wow..."

Hello!It's enough!It's only three things, I'm already like this, and you still put your nipple on my mouth, why don't you do things like this!

Wait a minute, I can move... is this my arm?I tried to move my arm again, yes, it was my arm, it was moving.

But why are my arms, my arms, and my hands... why are they so short, so small?

God, what the hell happened?

"Ji Li Gua... Ji Li Gua..."

If it was a bolt from the blue, the ugly lady still put the nipple into my mouth unwillingly.You don't understand my pain. At this time, I was in extreme shock in my heart, and I was accidentally captured by her.What's even more frightening is that now I actually feel that the milk tastes good, and I suck it involuntarily...

"Oh ha ha... chirp quack la... blah blah blah..."

here we go again!The ugly lady's devilish laughter is really...

She patted my back carefully, and hummed an inexplicable melody in her nose.What makes people speechless is that this melody makes me feel very comfortable, safe and drowsy.

I think, if I am not dreaming at this moment, then I am probably wearing it...

finished...

Ruined…

I am doomed…

The sixth son of Emperor Wei was born. Congratulations!However, one of the emperor's favorite concubines - the birth mother of the sixth prince - passed away due to dystocia...

On the third day after the child was born, on Xisan, Wei Qi hugged his newborn son.The child looked ugly and stupid, he was not very clever in appearance, he didn't even have the strength to cry, he was small, like a little mouse.

Wei Qi is looking forward to the birth of his youngest son, but the beloved concubine is gone, and the child is not as clever and cute as he expected.He looked at the five eldest sons with their own merits surrounding his younger brother, and he was inevitably disappointed.

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