I just want to be a hacker

"I really didn't die." Min Xi opened his eyes and found himself in a hut.Get up and move your body. "Ah—" [My waist. Σ(°△°|||)︴]

"Fall from such a high place, you'll have to laugh if you can save your life. Just lie down obediently, disabled person." A handsome scholar-like man walked in and helped Min Xi get up.

A thunderbolt on a sunny day, what about the promised law of immortality for the protagonist? (You're not dead.) Min Hee felt that his protagonist's career was gloomy. "Unexpectedly, I will also be a disabled person one day."

The person next to him glanced at Min Xi, who was ashen-faced, and said lightly: "My name is Shui Lingyou, and I am the current medical saint. Your comminuted fractures in the whole body are nothing to worry about." Shui Lingyou's voice was centered. Sex, it sounds surprisingly nice.

Min Xi looked back at the person who saved him.The eyebrows are delicate, the eyelashes are very long, and the eyes are clear.Dressed in plain white, he had a cold temperament. "You... Doctor Doctor?"

The opponent nodded.

Min Xi looked at the bandages all over his body, "Where are my clothes?"

The other party blushed, and whispered: "When I saw you, your clothes were already tattered, so I threw them away. You can wear mine for now." After speaking, he got up to get the clothes.

Min Xi: Such clumsy bandaging skills are really medical saints? →_→

Shui Lingyou took a pile of clothes and threw them all over to Min Xi, clapping her hands, "Just wear these for now."

Min Xi noticed a touch of red in the clothes with sharp eyes, and pulled it out curiously, it turned out to be a red bellyband!

Min Xi:_?What the hell?

Suddenly, the apron in his hand was quickly taken away.Looking at Shui Lingyou again, her face was flushed red. "What are you looking at, haven't you seen the bellyband?" [Really not. ]

After the other party left angrily, Min Xi began to doubt, [Could it be that Shui Lingyou is a woman disguised as a man?No matter in appearance or personality, he doesn't look like a man.And there's that bellyband, which man wears a bellyband?She must be shy. ] Wearing the clothes provided by the other party, [the most important thing is that she didn't turn around me like everyone else.It might be a good idea to make her the heroine. ]

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Outside the door, Shui Lingyou peeped at the people inside the house bewilderedly.Nice body.Hold your face. (〃〃) After being infatuated for a while, he took out a notebook.

"How to break up a straight man"

The first step is to make the other party preconceived√

Strategy: play hard to get

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A certain hacker doesn't know that he has become the target of the opponent's attack, and he is now planning the next plot direction.Because of his interference and the interference of some unknown factors, the plot has run out of bounds.The only constant is probably the emotional line.The relationship between Xiao Gong and Xiao Shou is the backbone that maintains the world of the novel. Only when the will of the world judges Gong Shou as impossible will the world collapse completely.

So during the recuperation period, check up your favorability with that girl a lot, and as long as you have enough favorability, take her for a stroll (cross out), so that those few will give up. (If Min Xi can see Shui Lingyou's favorability value, he will find that the other party's favorability value has already exploded.)

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(daily medical care)

Shui Lingyou's sister (by mistake) said that medicinal baths are good for blood circulation, improve skin, promote bone growth, and are a good way to beautify the skin and strengthen the body. [It seems that something has mixed in. ]

Because her body is unable to move, Shui Lingyou single-handedly undertakes all the work.Seeing that the other party can carry a large bucket with one hand, Min Xi couldn't help being in awe. ［#What should I do if the girl I pursue is stronger than myself.Maybe I'm taking too many supplements. ]

After preparing everything, Min Xi saw that she was still here. "Don't you need to avoid it?"

Sister Shui Lingyou (false) said righteously: "The doctor is a parent. You have difficulty moving, so I will stay and help you." (I have seen it a long time ago, so why be shy.)

Min Xi was moved for less than three seconds, when he saw the other party anxiously coming over and pulling his collar. [〣(Δ)〣# When it comes to girls who are too enthusiastic, I can easily misunderstand what to do]

Min Xi felt that she was more like a big girl with yellow flowers, and she was often molested by her when she undressed. [Unexpectedly, she turned out to be this kind of person! What about the pure girl that QAQ promised?Have you been eaten by a dog? ]

Desperately protecting his chastity, "Doctor, underwear is my bottom line!" Ignoring how the other party explained that bathing in the nude is healthier, he simply jumped into the bucket and stayed there.

Shui Lingyou had no choice but to give up, I'll rub it for you.Big hands touched the naked body.Min Xi's hairs were about to stand on end, and he shivered. "Man and woman can't kiss each other, please go out!"

Shui Lingyou: Is it still useful to say this now?Then leaned down and kissed the lips he had been thinking about for a long time.

Min Xi: Σ(°△°|||)︴Halo.

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[Thinking that I am a dignified danmei killer, a new superstar in the hacker world, who was kissed unconscious by a woman.How embarrassing, how can I hang around in the hacker world in the future. T_T] After fainting, everything was taken care of by Shui Lingyou.Unsurprisingly, I saw a new pair of underwear under my body. ╯﹏╰

"Qin Yi, you're awake. Are you feeling better?" Shui Lingyou saw her sweetheart woke up, and ran over to check her presence again.

Although very helpless, the other party's favorability still needs to be brushed.Min Xi immediately put on an affectionate face, and looked at Shui Lingyou. "Maybe your kisses are magic and I feel better."

"Really?" The other party looked shy, "In this case, why don't I kiss you a few more times so that you can recover faster."

Σ(°△°|||)︴"No no no, no need."

"Really don't need it?" "Really."

After finally seeing off the warm and kind girl, Min Xi wiped off his sweat. [I don't want to go through this embarrassing thing again. ]

"How to break up a straight man"

The second step is to get in touch with the other party√

Strategy: Stalker

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Originally thought that with Shuimeizi's treatment, she would never be cured in this life.Unexpectedly, I don't know whether it is Shui Lingyou's really superb medical skills or the protagonist's physical talent, it should be the latter, but it took him five months to recover!It was gratifying to congratulate and burst into tears. T^T This five-month-long dungeon is finally coming to an end. [Why hasn't anyone come to me for five months? ] (Shui Lingyou: Of course I did it.)

Min Xi held Shui Lingyou's big hand (?), and said tenderly, "Thank you for your care these past five months. I have been in love with you for a long time. I don't know if you are willing to stay and fly with me?"

Shui Lingyou was so moved that she hugged Min Xi tightly, [∑(°Д°)uh] "Why wouldn't I want to. Ching Yi." She hugged Min Xi hard, rubbing against each other.

"Let go...let go." The soul is about to disperse.

"How to break up a straight man"

The third step is long-term love√

Strategy: Don't give your rival a chance to intervene.

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Bless Jian's college entrance examination results tangentially at the bottom.