I just want to be a hacker

The world is bright and bright, the sky is bright and bright, and a strange man sneaks into the martial arts league.I saw him turning over with a kite and easily leaping into the room of the martial arts leader, but the owner of the room was not there at this time.As soon as the strange man entered the room, he felt relieved, sat on the chair naturally, and drank the tea on the table.

"Pfft... so bitter." The man spit out the tea in one gulp, "Why did it become so unpalatable?" Frowning, he turned to think about the sweet-scented osmanthus cake on the table.

"Xu——" An unknown object slammed towards him, and the man was caught off guard. Although he stopped quickly, the wound was wiped out by the stone.He looked up, and it seemed that the owner of the house was in front of the door, so was Chu Qinyi.

"Who are you?" [You actually dared to steal my sweet-scented osmanthus cake, you must give him some color. ] Min Xi's expression was grim, but he was actually gnashing his teeth.

Who knew that when the man in front of him heard this, his face was sad and he wiped his tears with his sleeve. "You are an unfilial disciple. When you became the leader of the martial arts alliance, you forgot to raise you up and teach you martial arts. It's really different, and the world is so cold!" The man almost beat his chest, seeing Min Xi's sudden realization And wept harder.

[Fuck, this guy is the master of the main character, Chu Feitian. ] Although the full text does not appear a few times, but this is the existence of a heartthrob, the male god of the whole martial arts, oh note, is the predecessor.No need to say who the incumbent is.Seeing the other party's virtue, Min Xi couldn't help wondering, is everyone's aesthetics still normal?This guy is quite a mentally handicapped ah!

Although he hated it in his heart, Min Xi didn't change his face, "So it's Master, what's your business here?" Min Xi poured tea for Chu Feitian, who drank it with a frown. (Chu Feitian: Oh, it's not easy to be a master, no matter how bad the tea the apprentice pours is, you have to bear it.)

"It's only natural that a master cares about his apprentice. Chu Feitian looked at his apprentice without blinking." It's been a long time since I saw you. My apprentice has become handsome and his martial arts has improved a lot. I didn't notice when you came in just now. "[So how ugly was the protagonist before?]

"Master, I want to ask you something."

Seeing Tu'er taking the initiative to talk to him, Chu Daxia was overjoyed. "Speak, apprentice, as a teacher, you must know everything and say everything."

Min Xi thought about it, and asked, "Were you a human trafficker in your old days?"

Chu Feitian almost choked to death with a sip of water. "Ahem, my disciple is talking nonsense. Your master is an upright and upright hero of Chu. You are the orphan I picked up on the street!"

Min Xi: =_= "I saw my real brother today. How do you explain it?"

Chu·acting emperor Feitian immediately began to wipe away tears, "Your master is also eager to love talents. Seeing that you are so good, I can't bear to let a generation of arrogance be wiped out by everyone. And now you have become the leader of the martial arts. My credit is indisputable." so big!"

"Yes, you have contributed a lot." Min Xi gritted his teeth. [If it weren't for you, would I have become the leader of the martial arts inexplicably?I am not rare. ] Min Xi really wanted to beat him up, but she held back, definitely not because she thought she couldn't beat him.

Seeing that his apprentice had no intention of fighting him, the hero Chu became serious.He took out a letter from his arms and handed it to the other party.

"This is..." Min Xi was puzzled.

Chu Feitian's expression was a little dignified, "Invitation letter from Wan Poison Valley."

Min Xi suddenly realized, "That mysterious sect, the disciples of the sect rarely show up, and every time they show up, it will cause a bloody storm in the Jianghu."

"That's right. And my whereabouts are uncertain, so finding me can't be considered powerful." Chu Daxia looked at his closed disciple solemnly, "The task of maintaining peace in the martial arts is entrusted to you."

Min Xi nodded solemnly, "Don't worry, Master." [I will definitely seize this opportunity to mess up the Wulin. ]

There was a sound of pushing the door, "Qin Yi, are you there?" Shui Lingyou walked in and saw a stranger in the room, "Hey, this is—"

Chu Feitian shook off his hair handsomely, "This hero is—"

"Chu Feitian, the great hero of Chu." Shui Lingyou replied calmly.

Hey, this is not scientific. "You know me?" Chu Feitian has been in the world for 20 years, and Zhaoshui Lingyou's age is unlikely to know him.

Shui Lingyou smiled lightly, "Although I haven't seen your real face, there is a portrait of you in Wanpoison Valley." After speaking, he pointed to the letter in Min Xi's hand, "No, I wrote that letter. Look Chin Yi was too busy with martial arts chores, seeing that you seemed to have nothing (xian) (de) (de) to (fa) do (mei), so I invited you here."

Shui Lingyou's words were like a heavy bomb that made both of them dizzy.

Chu Feitian: (°Δ°`) I can’t believe it.jpg

Min Xi: ╭(°A°`)╮ with a confused face.jpg

"Why, am I scary?" Shui Lingyou was puzzled, "Although I am the owner of the Valley of Ten Thousand Poisons, I have a kind heart and never harm anyone." [Who are you lying to? ]

Min Xi felt that since Shui Lingyou was the owner of the Valley of Ten Thousand Poisons, then things would be easy to handle.In terms of career, I use his influence to destroy my image. In terms of emotions, with this jealousy, I don't believe there will be a little shou who dares to approach him.It's really a double harvest of love and career, killing two birds with one stone!

Thinking of this, Min Xi turned on the affectionate mode again, took Shui Lingyou's hand, and said softly: "Honey, I heard that love without marriage as the premise is a hooligan. Although your behavior is rude and your medical skills are not Reliable, her breasts are not big, but that's how she attracts me. Lingyou, are you willing to marry me?" [Will you be struck by lightning if you speak so against your will? ]

Oh my god, the day I've been waiting for is finally here.Shui Lingyou was so happy that she was about to faint.Originally, he planned to let the emperor hook up, but unexpectedly, his sweetheart suddenly became enlightened.With tears in his eyes, he said yes.

The hero Chu who was given dog food pulled Min Xi over and said in a low voice, "That's the owner of the Valley of Ten Thousand Poisons, so you don't have to be afraid..."

"Master, I'm sacrificing small profits for the sake of righteousness! Sacrifice me to bring peace to the martial arts world."

Chu Feitian was so moved that he didn't want it, he was really a good boy, he would rather cut off his sleeves for the sake of peace in the martial arts world, "If that's the case, then I will preside over the wedding ceremony for you."

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The news of the marriage between the leader of the martial arts alliance and the owner of the Valley of Ten Thousand Poisons spread like wildfire. There were rumors that the hero Chu, who had retired for many years, would also be present, and some even revealed that even the current emperor would come to participate.All of a sudden, the whole rivers and lakes were boiling, and everyone was trying to get an invitation.

"Bastard!" Qin Tian cut off the 99th bamboo, "Obviously I am the real wife, where did the bitch come from?" (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

"The leader calm down. It's not worthwhile to get angry for others and hurt yourself." If the leader cuts down again, there will be no bamboo in the bamboo garden!The guard wanted to cry. T^T

"You're right, I can't sit here and wait for death, I'm going to snatch him over."

Guard: QAQ leader, did you misunderstand, when did I encourage you to destroy other people's weddings?

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Min Xi was dressed in red, with a dignified appearance, and his gestures were generous and noble, chatting and laughing happily among the guests.Some quack girls who were waiting to be married couldn't help but look sideways. It's a pity that such an excellent man didn't get to know him in time.

Min Xi walked around half a circle, feeling a little strange. [Why didn't you see Jun Ruqi and Gu Qianmo?It stands to reason that as a victim of abuse, he should appear on stage in time. ]

Shui Lingyou: I love animals, especially single dogs.In this case, keep them away.

The wedding started soon, and Shui Lingyou was led out.Min Xi felt a little surprised, yes.At this moment, Shui Lingyou was wearing pink makeup, and her otherwise neutral face was now completely soft like her daughter's. The bright red wedding dress and a bit of red color on her lips complemented each other, making her so glamorous as to be extraordinary.For the first time, Min Xi felt that marrying him would not be a bad thing.

#论论四大魔法的力力# (Asia’s four major magic arts, that is, Thailand’s sex change, Korean plastic surgery, Japanese makeup, and Chinese PS—from Baidu)

"Okay, why are you dawdling, let's salute." Chu Feitian pushed Min Xi.

"Oh, good." Min Xi was stunned for a moment, and brought the bride's red satin over, ready to salute.

"Chu Qinyi, you heartless man!" [I knew it would not be so smooth. ]

The person who came was Qin Tian, ​​the leader of the Red Moon Sect, and he rushed to the auditorium with a group of believers.Seeing him questioning the leader of the martial arts alliance, the people who eat melons can't help thinking, could it be that the leader abandoned his wife in order to marry Bai Fumei?I heard that the leader of the Red Moon Sect almost married the leader a while ago, but he was divorced.

Min Hee: Rumors are scary. =_=

"Husband, don't panic, I'll take care of him." Of course, Shui Lingyou didn't allow anyone to spoil his wedding, but he stood in front of Qin Tian and said arrogantly: "What qualifications do you have to come here?"

Qin Tiantian was in a panic, "If you don't use poison and dare to compete with me, if you win, I, Hongyue Sect, will deal with you. If you lose, you will give me three buckles and nine bows, and return my man."

"No problem, please." Without the poison, you'll likely be down in less time.

Min Xi felt that she couldn't bear to look directly at her. Shui Lingyou's melee combat skills are very good. She often attacks the weakest opponent before the opponent notices it. It was done in one go, making it impossible to find any flaws.Qin Tian was completely helpless after being beaten by him, and the outcome was already decided. "This is?" Min Xi was a little surprised,

[This agility... is so familiar. ]

The outcome has been decided, Qin Tian had no choice but to return home, and looked at Min Xi sadly before leaving.Min Xi turned his head away, and the other party left sadly.

"Okay, let's continue the wedding."

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In the bridal chamber, Min Xi was a little excited.As a hacker, this is the first time I receive this kind of script, and I don't know what to do.It's really embarrassing to think about breaking the virgin body that has been here for more than [-] years. *^_^*

[Damn, that idiot above is definitely not me. ︶︿︶]

"Husband, after today, I will be yours." Seeing her lover hesitate, Shui Lingyou threw herself down on her own initiative.

Hearing this sentence, Min Xi had an ominous premonition. "Mother... madam, you get up first."

"Husband, a moment of spring and night is worth a thousand gold. If you don't take it off now, how long will you wait?" Then she began to pick off Min Xi's clothes.

[I wipe. ] Min Xi struggled hard, and suddenly touched a piece of smooth muscle, "How did you train your chest muscles?" Min Xi poked curiously.

Shui Lingyou has long been hungry and thirsty, and being so teased by her lover, she is almost on fire.Hold his head and face the other's mouth directly.Min Xi was kissed in a daze, let him manipulate, just before he was about to faint again, Shui Lingyou stopped in time.

[No, I want to defend my dignity as a man. ] Min Xi turned over and pressed against him.Xie Mei smiled, "Honey, let me do it."

Shui Lingyou smiled shyly, "Okay." She spread her body and let the other party come.

His hand moved from the flat chest to the flat belly, and then a hot thing underneath. [Wait, what is this? ] He lifted the clothes that covered him, and suddenly there was a thunderbolt. Even if he had no common sense, he knew what this thing represented. "You are a male?"

"Didn't your husband see it?"

[I just want to be quiet now. ] Turned around and wanted to escape, but was dragged back.

"Tonight is our wedding night, husband, where do you want to go? Come on, let's continue." Regardless of the opponent's objection, he suppressed it directly.

"Wait, this is the main essay, you can't..." the protagonist said nicely.

"I know." Then he leaned down.

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Interview about the feelings of the bridal chamber.

Shui Lingyou: I feel very good, happy physically and mentally, his XX makes me very comfortable.

Min Xi: Life is better than death, why this position!Obviously I was attacking but I was dizzy, and I felt that my life was gloomy.

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The copy of the novel world is over, and the next step is the modern face-to-face plot.