Deinocrocodile

It has to be said that the Centipede tribe is leading the mainland in pharmacological research. Yu Tianfeng has learned a lot of pharmacology knowledge in this world there, but it is a pity that the Centipede tribe mainly focuses on hunting with poison. He didn't get involved at all, and the big thing Yu Tianfeng has to do now is to start the beauty business in Fimmel Continent.

Yu Tianfeng found that the brown sheep's hides were very suitable for writing and easy to preserve after being tanned, so he asked Tasia to hunt a few, roast the mutton into skewers, and tan all the skins into sheepskin rolls. Yuanzu's bird feathers were stained with a kind of ink mixed with black stone powder for writing.She first drew a map of the known area, marked the main terrain and tribe affiliation, and then filled the blank space next to it with dense notes, including beasts, plants, and ore soil, etc.

Tasia sat at the entrance of the cave and chopped bamboo. According to the marks Yu Tianfeng drew on the bamboo pole, she divided the bamboo pole into small bamboo tubes of about five centimeters in length. Some wooden utensils I don't know why they are used for.

Yu Tianfeng came out with a handful of flowers and plants: "How are you doing?"

Tasia arranged the small bamboo tubes and small wooden cups in rows: "It's all here."

"Where's the stone cup?"

Tasia looked at her feet, and took out two small cups from behind her buttocks: "I just ground them."

Pfft~ Yu Tianfeng put a handful of flowers and plants in front of her: "Look, this and this, all ground into powder, this and this, you have to squeeze out the slurry of the stems and leaves, and then this, and that, you have to grind them into powder." Pick the fruit, only the skin, not the flesh, and the one over there, only the flower, the stamen and petals are separated, remember to smash the petals."

"Oh... oh oh." Tasia tried hard to write down, and suddenly saw Yu Tianfeng bring out a large bowl from the hole, which was full of molluscs with spiral shells. Thea backed away: "Berlan, why are you lying on the shell? This thing is sticky and disgusting. Not only Homo sapiens hate it, but also orcs don't like it."

"Tsk, you don't understand." Yu Tianfeng picked up a snail shell and showed her, "This kind of bug is called a snail in my hometown. The mucus secreted by its foot glands is rich in collagen. Cystin, multivitamins, etc., can penetrate deep into the skin, repair skin damage, and make the skin delicate, rosy and shiny."

Tasia swallowed a mouthful of saliva and watched Yu Tianfeng water the Papa shell. After it got out of the shell, he scratched off its foot with a dagger, threw it into a stone cup and smashed it, then scraped it off with a small spoon, and put it on the ground. into a small cup.

Yu Tianfeng said: "The papa shell that has taken out the foot glands should be placed in a large bowl with clear water and leaves to rest. After a while, it can continue to extract mucus after it recovers."

"Wow...Berran."

"Why do you look scared?"

Tasia looked solemn: "I don't want to get mucus for Papashell..."

Yu Tianfeng said fiercely: "You must take it, otherwise I won't give you dinner tonight."

"......I see."

Yu Tianfeng grabbed her: "Oh, there are more."

"What else?"

Yu Tianfeng asked: "Did you see the shells when you went into the sea to catch fish?"

"Well, did you say it was a sand shell?"

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"What do you call everything with a shell? Then what is the name of the white conch you gave me a few days ago?"

"That's a curly shell."

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Yu Tianfeng smiled kindly: "I see."

Tasia said: "There are so many sand shells, there are all kinds of them, some are big and some are small, and the patterns are different. No one has eaten it, and they don't know what's inside."

Yu Tianfeng said: "The meat of shells is very delicious and has high nutritional value, and some shells have pearls in them. Pearl powder is also a holy thing for beauty. Tasia, after you take the mucus, go to the beach to dig some shells and come back. Don't go into the sea. , when the tide rises, the shells hidden in the shallow beach will pop up."

Tasia asked in a low voice, "Can I dig sand and sand shells instead of taking mucus?"

Yu Tianfeng glared at her: "Impossible."

"Oh......"

Tasia took a cup of mucus, dug another pot of shells, and under Yu Tianfeng's instructions, pried them open with a dagger: "Wow, the inside of the sand shell is as soft as the shell."

"Of course, there is meat in it. When you see pearls, take out the pearls. If there are no pearls, put them in the basin next to you and feed them with clean water. After they spit out the sand, you can steam them and eat them. Alas, it's a pity that there is no garlic."

"Garlic is dried shrimp?"

"Don't be cute."

"I want to practice what Bran taught me, uh, that...Internet language."

Yu Tianfeng said: "Garlic, onion, and ginger are all plants, and they are generally used as seasonings."

"Oh." Tasia pried open a large shell and found a small shiny white bead, "Berland, is this a pearl? It's so beautiful!"

Yu Tianfeng smiled and said: "Yes, I will grind it into powder later, and if there are more, I will make it into jewelry."

Tasia nodded excitedly, full of energy: "Okay!"

A total of eleven pearls were pried out, Tasia ground five of them, and used five to string necklaces, leaving the largest one for Yu Tianfeng.

Tasia ran into the cave holding the precious pearl: "Berran, this is the biggest and most beautiful, I give it to you!" However, Tasia saw a monster with a green mud face: "Berran? What's wrong with you? !"

Yu Tianfeng patted her paws away, and massaged her cheeks with two ring fingers: "I'm testing the newly developed aloe vera green mud cleansing mask, look at those Homo sapiens, all of them are ashamed, without cleanser, and their faces are full of horny acne , the pores are clogged all the year round, I need to use this to clean them up," Yu Tianfeng said, spreading his arms longingly, "Beautiful, a new look!"

Tasia poked the mud on her face curiously, and Yu Tianfeng opened her: "Don't touch it without washing your hands, it was applied with a spatula."

Tasia looked sideways and whispered, "It's just mud."

Yu Tianfeng booed her: "Go, go, orc cancer."

With aggrieved eyes, Tasia silently walked aside and hugged her knees.

"Hey!" Yu Tianfeng turned his head suddenly and stared at her, "Mmm..."

Tasia's back was pressed against the stone wall: "What's wrong?"

Yu Tianfeng grabbed her: "Haha, it's just right, come and give me a try of Honey Milk Soothing Cleanser!"

Tasia frowned, realizing that the matter was not simple, and a bad premonition arose in her heart. Immediately afterwards, Yu Tianfeng greeted her face with a bowl of unknown liquid exuding a strange fragrance, and Tasia resisted. Ineffective, Yu Tianfeng wiped honey milk all over his face.

Well, Tasia licked the cleanser on her lips, and it tasted surprisingly good: "Berlan, this is sweet, what's in it?"

Yu Tianfeng answered her proudly: "Honey, raw cow's milk, oily fruit and fat leaf grass."

After a while, Yu Tianfeng helped Tasia wash her face. Tasia touched it and was startled: "It's so slippery!"

Yu Tianfeng pinched her face: "What's the point, you have thick skin and thick skin, if you meet those fairy sisters, Beijing Simei, you won't be blinded by their perfect skin."

Tasia asked: "Berlan, can you wash off your face, I want to touch yours."

Yu Tianfeng washed off the mud film, wiped his face with the prepared Papahu lotion, then applied the fat leaf grass glue, and leaned in front of Tasia: "Dangdangdangdang~"

Tasia blinked and touched her cheek cautiously. Yu Tianfeng smiled and held her hand, sticking it to his face: "How do you feel?"

Plop, plop, plop, Tasia heard her heart beating more and more intensely, her face heated up rapidly, she stood up with a snort, and turned her back to Yu Tianfeng: "Uncle, Uncle Bolan, I want to go out to poop."

Yu Tianfeng was amazed, did he even learn the word lababa?When did you teach her?He hummed: "Go, remember to bring bamboo toilet prongs and sanitary leaves, it's best to wash in the river before wiping."

Tasia ran out: "Got it!"

Yu Tianfeng held his face and looked at a stone table of beauty products: "It would be great if there were toilet paper and cotton pads."

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One night, the starry sky was bright, Yu Tianfeng observed the sky, and the moon was full of flowers. From this, he deduced that tomorrow must be sunny.

Yu Tianfeng turned around: "Tasia, I'll go to the river with you tomorrow morning."

Tasia lay on the lawn of the hill and fell asleep, hunting and doing coolies for Yu Tianfeng, it was really hard work.Yu Tianfeng gently covered her with an animal skin blanket, wrapped in the blanket and leaned beside her, waiting for her to rest for a while before going back.

At dawn, after washing up and having breakfast, Tasia took Yu Tianfeng out.

When we got to the river, the Homo sapiens from the Jiaowang tribe hadn’t arrived yet, so Tasia turned into a deinosaur and sank into the water, protruding two nostril holes: "Berlan, do you need my help later?"

Yu Tianfeng waved his hand: "No, no, just lie down below, and I'll call you out when it's over."

Deinocrocodile's nose submerged in the water: "Okay."

After a while, several Homo sapiens came over arm in arm.

"Hey, really, Nancy Pam, why is there no one in the tribe who is worthy of Lord Patricia, so I have to go to the Yinluo tribe and the Kodo tribe in the south, hmph, who is it?"

"That's right, I heard that when she was young, she proclaimed herself the No. [-] Meizhi of the Flood King. It doesn't look like anything special. She still has to go to Yinluo and Kedo. Hehe, this is how unconfident she is for her own tribe."

The Homo sapiens squatted down and floated the animal skin skirt into the water: "You don't know, I heard that the Lingzhi tribe in Mount Sorens in the east is rich in beauties, and the orcs are much more beautiful than the yin Homo sapiens. If Pam If you can't find a mate, you have to run to the Lingzhi tribe."

"Ah? Really? It's so far away, no way!"

"That's Nancy Pamye, the number one beauty of the Flood King, Nancy, there's nothing she dares to do."

The Homo sapiens soaked the animal skin skirt and began to scrub it. A Homo sapiens laughed and said, "If you want to say the number one ugly wisdom in our tribe, who do you think it is?"

All the Homo sapiens looked at the thin Homo sapiens squatting alone in the farthest distance. Ji Xing lowered his head, his disheveled hair covered his gray face, and was dirty all over, rubbing the animal skin silently.

Someone echoed, "It must be Ji Xing!"

"That's right, that's right, Jiao Wang's number one ugly wisdom is Ji Xing."

"Hey, ugly ghost, do you think so! Answer quickly!"

"The first ugly wisdom of Jiaowang, I'm talking to you."

Ji Xing washed the animal skin silently. Seeing that she didn't respond, the Homo sapiens stopped when they had had enough trouble. A Homo sapiens kicked her ass while she was not paying attention, and kicked Ji Xing into the river. Ji Xing exclaimed One cry: "Ah!" Homo sapiens smiled and left.

Yu Tianfeng hid behind the grass and watched everything, pushed aside the grass leaves and walked to the river, reached out to Ji Xing, and pulled her up.

"Cough cough! Cough cough——" Ji Xing choked up a few sips of water and rubbed his eyes, "Thank you." She opened her eyes, saw the person in front of her, and couldn't help being stunned: "Are you... "

Yu Tianfeng painted his eyebrows with black stone powder, dyed his lips with danhongguo, applied dark brown and wine red pollen on his eyes, braided his long black hair into long braids and stuck it to his chest, and wore a bright red flower on his left ear. Wearing a pearl necklace, she has a slender figure, smooth skin, and a particularly touching smile: "I am the one who can change your destiny."

"Haah..." Ji Xing's eyes trembled slightly, "Is what you said true?"

Yu Tianfeng chuckled, wearing a modified animal skin bikini, showing off an S shape: "Beauty is a woman's deadly weapon, and it is also the beginning of a change in fate."

There was a little blood on the surface of the river, and the deinosaur at the bottom of the river wiped its nose.

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