As soon as the system finished speaking, Bei Guoxia suddenly fell to the ground like a salted fish.
The system was taken aback: "It's just to match my performance, you don't have to fight like that, do you?"
With difficulty, Bei Guoxia said with a trembling voice: "Whoever is cooperating with you, I am really useless and can't stand up."
System: "...Oh, yes, the body is your own."
Although Bei Guoxia used the way of writing to gather the power of the three spearmen in his body, he was able to use all kinds of dazzling and bluffing big moves.
However, he didn't improve his physical fitness, and he was still a mortal.
The price of forcibly exerting divine power is severe pain all over the body, lying on the ground, unable to move an inch.
System: "Tsk tsk tsk, the price of creating a magical outfit from an abandoned house."
Bei Guoxia faced the carpet, couldn't lift her head, could only nibble on the fluff on the carpet resentfully, thinking: "I knew it, the gunman is lucky, no one can break this curse..."
System: "What should we do now? Let God Naboo come back and help you?"
Bei Guoxia tried it, and thought painfully: "No, I don't even have the strength to open my mouth to speak."
Bei Guoxia: "Think of the best, what if the old guy refuses to help me at all? He doesn't look like a good ring spirit who is old-fashioned and enthusiastic."
System: "Tch, in order to hide the embarrassment of 'not being able to open your mouth to ask for help', have you started deceiving yourself and others?"
Baguoxia: "Think about it, I helped my friend bully his grandfather well, and this god Naboo forcibly brought me to this ghost place, and released the so-called 'Darkseid massacres the future of Chaoying' Frighten me. He must have frightened me on purpose."
System: "Maybe God Naboo is a prophet, telling you, 'If you don't work hard, the end is to watch Connor get shot in the head'?"
Bei Guoxia: "Why do you remind me of it, shit, that picture..."
System: "I'm motivating you. I still have a record of Darkseid's singing here. Do you want me to play it for you? ——The Super League team has been destroyed for more than 8 minutes."
Bei Guoxia: "...are you a devil?"
Baguoxia: "I still don't understand. Did the god Naboo jump back? How can a prophet tell the civilians the clues?"
System: "Why do you say that?"
Bei Guoxia: "Which war did you see that prophets were used? Didn't they all play tricks on the sidelines and play tricks on the friendly army. Until they were killed by the enemy army, they couldn't tell who it was."
System: "Think about it, God Naboo has lived for hundreds of years, so he should have basic ideological awareness?"
Baguoxia thought: "So?"
System: "What if he just came to give you free writing materials?"
Baguoxia: "..."
Bei Guoxia yelled: "I'm about to suffocate, I want to turn over, I want to breathe, my head is buried in the fur of the carpet!"
The system lazily said: "It's useless to shout at me no matter how loud you are, if you have the ability to move your neck, look up yourself."
Bei Guoxia: "I'm like a Wannian Xuanwu who can't turn over now!"
The system made a sound of knocking melon seeds: "It's bastard talking about bastard, do you think I don't understand Xuanwu?"
Baguoxia: "Why are you cracking melon seeds? And so loudly?"
System: "I can still make the sound of shaking my legs, can you hear me?"
At this time, there was a series of coughing sounds in the room.
Bei Guoxia felt cold: "It's over, there are people in the house."
After seeing Naboo's spoiler of "Future Possibilities", just like when he had just watched "The Grudge", he felt that all strangers had bad intentions and might be here to kill people.
He panicked and tried to make some minor struggles, but his body was like a sack that had been emptied, and it had no function other than lying on the ground. "System, you..."
The system flatly refused: "Sorry, we don't provide 'Duoshe' service."
The person who coughed seemed to be standing beside Bei Guoxia in a blink of an eye.
"Are you asleep?" the other party asked loudly.
Bei Guoxia couldn't help feeling ominous.
Sure enough, in the next second, a foot kicked on his waist.
"Ow—"
After some twists and turns, Bei Guoxia was finally turned over by the other party, with her face facing the ceiling, and the light of the crystal chandelier pierced her eyes with shining stars.
The two looked at each other, and Bei Guoxia's heart collapsed:
Isn't this the secondary disease in the illusion?He is not what he imagined!
The man scratched his head in confusion: "Where? Where did I see you?"
Bei Guoxia couldn't make a sound, so she could only complain in her heart: "Don't think about it, it's in a dream."
"You..." The man suddenly realized, he clenched his right fist and smashed into the palm of his left hand, "I understand. You are a rich vegetable, I must have broken into your house drunk."
He held Baguoxia's right hand and shook it up and down: "It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Roy. What's your name?"
Tears welled up in Baguoxia's eyes again:
It hurt even more to be shaken by him like that.
Roy patted Baguoxia's stomach: "Don't cry, I understand your situation. There are always a lot of fucking things in life, and I will help you. I used to... well, I can be regarded as a superhero."
Bei Guoxia slowly closed her eyes with a very serene expression:
"Before God Naboo disappears, can't you send him back with your fingers? Is it because you can't afford a taxi?"
The sober Roy is not as flamboyant as he was when he was drunk and sick.
He picked up Bei Guoxia, put him on the sofa, picked up the rug and covered Bei Guoxia.
"I'll call you 'Little Blue' from now on." Roy said, rolling up his sleeves, "The two of us depend on each other, okay, where is the refrigerator?"
Baguoxia: "..."
Have you asked my opinion?Have you asked?
Then, Roy showed full curiosity, mobility and American chatter, and brought every collection in the hall to show Baguoxia.
He kept asking questions, even though the latter didn't have the strength to open his mouth to answer his questions.
"You must be curious, why did I show up here drunk and talk to you?" Roy said.
Bei Guoxia thought with an unchanged expression: "I'm so curious."
"Because I understand the feeling of being excluded. You are paralyzed and live here alone, and no one wants to take care of you." Roy sat on the ground, leaning on the sofa and said, "Just a little problem, you will be eliminated immediately , even if it’s not your fault—I believe paralysis is definitely not what you want—but you will be abandoned immediately, and no one will have hope in you.”
Bei Guoxia thought: "Thank you for 'entrusting me to speak', but things are really not what you seem."
Roy said to him, "I won't give up on you."
Bei Guoxia thought: "Fuck, stop talking, I'm so touched."
System: "Are you the kind of person who is most likely to be stalked by salesmen?"
White light reappeared, covering Baguoxia's whole body.
System: "Is someone calling you again?"
Bei Guoxia thought desperately: "Whatever, my body is like a rotten tree, and my heart is like ashes, so I can do whatever I want."
When he was about to be teleported away, Roy rushed over and held him down: "Where are you going?"
Bei Guoxia's heart ached even more after being hit like this.
System: "You should feel happy that someone will fall into your arms without a shock from the tiger's body."
Roy yelled, still pressing Baguoxia's limbs.
A very sad idea popped up in Baguoxia's mind:
"Listen to this shrill voice, those who don't know think I'm the father who abandoned his wife and son."
The white light brought Roy and Baguoxia to the ground.
Baguoxia was still facing the ceiling, not knowing what happened.
Roy asked alertly: "Who are you? What do you want to do by kidnapping Xiaolan?"
"Why is there an extra person in the way?" It was Stark's voice.
Roy really fulfilled his promise and became one with Iron Man.
It literally means "to become one", and for a while, Baguoxia's ears were full of tinkling and clanging sounds.
If he could speak, he would say:
"Stop it, don't fight any more."
At this time, a hand was placed on Bei Guoxia's forehead, and the owner of the hand bent down to look at Bei Guoxia.
Bei Guoxia's first reaction: "Oh, what a long face."
Iron Man subdued Roy, landed next to Doctor Strange, and lifted his mask: "Doctor, what happened to him?"
Doctor Strange looked deeply at Baguosha, and replied: "His physical strength is completely exhausted, and he only has a little vitality hanging from his consciousness."
iron Man:"……"
"He's in the same state as Hawking right now," said Doctor Strange.
Iron Man suddenly realized: "Understood."
Unexpectedly, the "Pharaoh" who was finally recovered became a freshly baked "Hawking".
Iron Man said regretfully: "It seems that we are still a step late. I don't know who tortured you."
Baguoxia: "..."
System: "Pfft ha ha ha, tortured by yourself."
With the sound of the wheels rolling, another person appeared in front of Baguoxia in a swivel chair slipping all the way.
Obviously his temples are gray and gray, but his eyes are full of childlike purity and curiosity when he looks at Baguoxia:
High-level intelligent life forms also look at paramecium in this way.
"I remember that before Professor X quit the Illuminati, he left behind a wheelchair." He suggested, "Otherwise we will use it for him."
Iron Man folded his arms and nodded thoughtfully: "Reid is right, but I suggest some modifications to the wheelchair."
"Install the 'Thinking Typing' function." The fourth person came over, pushing his glasses, and said solemnly, "Since he is paralyzed, after this modification, he can talk to us by typing as long as he uses his brain."
Baguoxia immediately had a good impression of the NPC:
You can type out words by using your brain. What kind of black technology is this?Very cool!
"Dr. Banner is right," Iron Man nodded, "I also want to install a robotic arm on the wheelchair to assist him in his daily life."
Roy was suspended in mid-air by the mechanical arm, and protested: "He has me in his daily life!"
No one cares about him.
"Don't forget the weapon modification," Mister Fantastic said, "It's also a good option to install a laser cannon on the wheelchair."
These three people surrounded Baguoxia, constantly researching the possibility of transforming the wheelchair, just like the "Are you awake?" emoji of the scripture learning group.
Baguoxia thought to herself:
"Can you push the wheelchair over first? If you don't push it over, I will have to regain my strength and stand up."
The three scientists, Iron Man, Mister Fantastic and Dr. Banner, vividly demonstrated to Baguoxia what it means to "meet for five hours and execute for five minutes".
When the brand new wheelchair was pushed out, Baguoxia was sweating at a glance: "What monster?!"
I saw that the wheelchair itself was twice the size of an ordinary wheelchair.
There are two huge mechanical arms above the back of the chair, and a helmet with various wires inserted between the iron arms. A light energy screen extends upward from the left armrest of the chair, and there are small colorful control buttons on the right armrest.
If you look closely, there are exhaust holes on the back of the chair: it actually has its own air conditioning function.
Driving such a wheelchair, even if you are really paralyzed, you can consider conquering the world.
Stark stood aside, admiring Baguoxia's surprised expression with satisfaction: "Shocked, this is the result of the gathering of talented scientists."
Unable to make a sound, Bei Guoxia could only think in her heart: "Good news for lazy cancer."
No wonder people say that laziness is the number one driving force of science.
Roy, who was suspended in mid-air, keenly found a small button in the most inconspicuous place on the back of the chair.
"What's the function of this button?" He asked, swinging his body, breaking away from the mechanical arm, and bumping his head against the button.
The wheelchair made a piercing sound and exploded in an instant.
Stark said with a dark face: "Self-exposure function."
He turned his head and complained to Mr. Fantastic: "I said earlier that the button should not be installed in such an obvious place."
Roy: "..."
The system was taken aback: "It's just to match my performance, you don't have to fight like that, do you?"
With difficulty, Bei Guoxia said with a trembling voice: "Whoever is cooperating with you, I am really useless and can't stand up."
System: "...Oh, yes, the body is your own."
Although Bei Guoxia used the way of writing to gather the power of the three spearmen in his body, he was able to use all kinds of dazzling and bluffing big moves.
However, he didn't improve his physical fitness, and he was still a mortal.
The price of forcibly exerting divine power is severe pain all over the body, lying on the ground, unable to move an inch.
System: "Tsk tsk tsk, the price of creating a magical outfit from an abandoned house."
Bei Guoxia faced the carpet, couldn't lift her head, could only nibble on the fluff on the carpet resentfully, thinking: "I knew it, the gunman is lucky, no one can break this curse..."
System: "What should we do now? Let God Naboo come back and help you?"
Bei Guoxia tried it, and thought painfully: "No, I don't even have the strength to open my mouth to speak."
Bei Guoxia: "Think of the best, what if the old guy refuses to help me at all? He doesn't look like a good ring spirit who is old-fashioned and enthusiastic."
System: "Tch, in order to hide the embarrassment of 'not being able to open your mouth to ask for help', have you started deceiving yourself and others?"
Baguoxia: "Think about it, I helped my friend bully his grandfather well, and this god Naboo forcibly brought me to this ghost place, and released the so-called 'Darkseid massacres the future of Chaoying' Frighten me. He must have frightened me on purpose."
System: "Maybe God Naboo is a prophet, telling you, 'If you don't work hard, the end is to watch Connor get shot in the head'?"
Bei Guoxia: "Why do you remind me of it, shit, that picture..."
System: "I'm motivating you. I still have a record of Darkseid's singing here. Do you want me to play it for you? ——The Super League team has been destroyed for more than 8 minutes."
Bei Guoxia: "...are you a devil?"
Baguoxia: "I still don't understand. Did the god Naboo jump back? How can a prophet tell the civilians the clues?"
System: "Why do you say that?"
Bei Guoxia: "Which war did you see that prophets were used? Didn't they all play tricks on the sidelines and play tricks on the friendly army. Until they were killed by the enemy army, they couldn't tell who it was."
System: "Think about it, God Naboo has lived for hundreds of years, so he should have basic ideological awareness?"
Baguoxia thought: "So?"
System: "What if he just came to give you free writing materials?"
Baguoxia: "..."
Bei Guoxia yelled: "I'm about to suffocate, I want to turn over, I want to breathe, my head is buried in the fur of the carpet!"
The system lazily said: "It's useless to shout at me no matter how loud you are, if you have the ability to move your neck, look up yourself."
Bei Guoxia: "I'm like a Wannian Xuanwu who can't turn over now!"
The system made a sound of knocking melon seeds: "It's bastard talking about bastard, do you think I don't understand Xuanwu?"
Baguoxia: "Why are you cracking melon seeds? And so loudly?"
System: "I can still make the sound of shaking my legs, can you hear me?"
At this time, there was a series of coughing sounds in the room.
Bei Guoxia felt cold: "It's over, there are people in the house."
After seeing Naboo's spoiler of "Future Possibilities", just like when he had just watched "The Grudge", he felt that all strangers had bad intentions and might be here to kill people.
He panicked and tried to make some minor struggles, but his body was like a sack that had been emptied, and it had no function other than lying on the ground. "System, you..."
The system flatly refused: "Sorry, we don't provide 'Duoshe' service."
The person who coughed seemed to be standing beside Bei Guoxia in a blink of an eye.
"Are you asleep?" the other party asked loudly.
Bei Guoxia couldn't help feeling ominous.
Sure enough, in the next second, a foot kicked on his waist.
"Ow—"
After some twists and turns, Bei Guoxia was finally turned over by the other party, with her face facing the ceiling, and the light of the crystal chandelier pierced her eyes with shining stars.
The two looked at each other, and Bei Guoxia's heart collapsed:
Isn't this the secondary disease in the illusion?He is not what he imagined!
The man scratched his head in confusion: "Where? Where did I see you?"
Bei Guoxia couldn't make a sound, so she could only complain in her heart: "Don't think about it, it's in a dream."
"You..." The man suddenly realized, he clenched his right fist and smashed into the palm of his left hand, "I understand. You are a rich vegetable, I must have broken into your house drunk."
He held Baguoxia's right hand and shook it up and down: "It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Roy. What's your name?"
Tears welled up in Baguoxia's eyes again:
It hurt even more to be shaken by him like that.
Roy patted Baguoxia's stomach: "Don't cry, I understand your situation. There are always a lot of fucking things in life, and I will help you. I used to... well, I can be regarded as a superhero."
Bei Guoxia slowly closed her eyes with a very serene expression:
"Before God Naboo disappears, can't you send him back with your fingers? Is it because you can't afford a taxi?"
The sober Roy is not as flamboyant as he was when he was drunk and sick.
He picked up Bei Guoxia, put him on the sofa, picked up the rug and covered Bei Guoxia.
"I'll call you 'Little Blue' from now on." Roy said, rolling up his sleeves, "The two of us depend on each other, okay, where is the refrigerator?"
Baguoxia: "..."
Have you asked my opinion?Have you asked?
Then, Roy showed full curiosity, mobility and American chatter, and brought every collection in the hall to show Baguoxia.
He kept asking questions, even though the latter didn't have the strength to open his mouth to answer his questions.
"You must be curious, why did I show up here drunk and talk to you?" Roy said.
Bei Guoxia thought with an unchanged expression: "I'm so curious."
"Because I understand the feeling of being excluded. You are paralyzed and live here alone, and no one wants to take care of you." Roy sat on the ground, leaning on the sofa and said, "Just a little problem, you will be eliminated immediately , even if it’s not your fault—I believe paralysis is definitely not what you want—but you will be abandoned immediately, and no one will have hope in you.”
Bei Guoxia thought: "Thank you for 'entrusting me to speak', but things are really not what you seem."
Roy said to him, "I won't give up on you."
Bei Guoxia thought: "Fuck, stop talking, I'm so touched."
System: "Are you the kind of person who is most likely to be stalked by salesmen?"
White light reappeared, covering Baguoxia's whole body.
System: "Is someone calling you again?"
Bei Guoxia thought desperately: "Whatever, my body is like a rotten tree, and my heart is like ashes, so I can do whatever I want."
When he was about to be teleported away, Roy rushed over and held him down: "Where are you going?"
Bei Guoxia's heart ached even more after being hit like this.
System: "You should feel happy that someone will fall into your arms without a shock from the tiger's body."
Roy yelled, still pressing Baguoxia's limbs.
A very sad idea popped up in Baguoxia's mind:
"Listen to this shrill voice, those who don't know think I'm the father who abandoned his wife and son."
The white light brought Roy and Baguoxia to the ground.
Baguoxia was still facing the ceiling, not knowing what happened.
Roy asked alertly: "Who are you? What do you want to do by kidnapping Xiaolan?"
"Why is there an extra person in the way?" It was Stark's voice.
Roy really fulfilled his promise and became one with Iron Man.
It literally means "to become one", and for a while, Baguoxia's ears were full of tinkling and clanging sounds.
If he could speak, he would say:
"Stop it, don't fight any more."
At this time, a hand was placed on Bei Guoxia's forehead, and the owner of the hand bent down to look at Bei Guoxia.
Bei Guoxia's first reaction: "Oh, what a long face."
Iron Man subdued Roy, landed next to Doctor Strange, and lifted his mask: "Doctor, what happened to him?"
Doctor Strange looked deeply at Baguosha, and replied: "His physical strength is completely exhausted, and he only has a little vitality hanging from his consciousness."
iron Man:"……"
"He's in the same state as Hawking right now," said Doctor Strange.
Iron Man suddenly realized: "Understood."
Unexpectedly, the "Pharaoh" who was finally recovered became a freshly baked "Hawking".
Iron Man said regretfully: "It seems that we are still a step late. I don't know who tortured you."
Baguoxia: "..."
System: "Pfft ha ha ha, tortured by yourself."
With the sound of the wheels rolling, another person appeared in front of Baguoxia in a swivel chair slipping all the way.
Obviously his temples are gray and gray, but his eyes are full of childlike purity and curiosity when he looks at Baguoxia:
High-level intelligent life forms also look at paramecium in this way.
"I remember that before Professor X quit the Illuminati, he left behind a wheelchair." He suggested, "Otherwise we will use it for him."
Iron Man folded his arms and nodded thoughtfully: "Reid is right, but I suggest some modifications to the wheelchair."
"Install the 'Thinking Typing' function." The fourth person came over, pushing his glasses, and said solemnly, "Since he is paralyzed, after this modification, he can talk to us by typing as long as he uses his brain."
Baguoxia immediately had a good impression of the NPC:
You can type out words by using your brain. What kind of black technology is this?Very cool!
"Dr. Banner is right," Iron Man nodded, "I also want to install a robotic arm on the wheelchair to assist him in his daily life."
Roy was suspended in mid-air by the mechanical arm, and protested: "He has me in his daily life!"
No one cares about him.
"Don't forget the weapon modification," Mister Fantastic said, "It's also a good option to install a laser cannon on the wheelchair."
These three people surrounded Baguoxia, constantly researching the possibility of transforming the wheelchair, just like the "Are you awake?" emoji of the scripture learning group.
Baguoxia thought to herself:
"Can you push the wheelchair over first? If you don't push it over, I will have to regain my strength and stand up."
The three scientists, Iron Man, Mister Fantastic and Dr. Banner, vividly demonstrated to Baguoxia what it means to "meet for five hours and execute for five minutes".
When the brand new wheelchair was pushed out, Baguoxia was sweating at a glance: "What monster?!"
I saw that the wheelchair itself was twice the size of an ordinary wheelchair.
There are two huge mechanical arms above the back of the chair, and a helmet with various wires inserted between the iron arms. A light energy screen extends upward from the left armrest of the chair, and there are small colorful control buttons on the right armrest.
If you look closely, there are exhaust holes on the back of the chair: it actually has its own air conditioning function.
Driving such a wheelchair, even if you are really paralyzed, you can consider conquering the world.
Stark stood aside, admiring Baguoxia's surprised expression with satisfaction: "Shocked, this is the result of the gathering of talented scientists."
Unable to make a sound, Bei Guoxia could only think in her heart: "Good news for lazy cancer."
No wonder people say that laziness is the number one driving force of science.
Roy, who was suspended in mid-air, keenly found a small button in the most inconspicuous place on the back of the chair.
"What's the function of this button?" He asked, swinging his body, breaking away from the mechanical arm, and bumping his head against the button.
The wheelchair made a piercing sound and exploded in an instant.
Stark said with a dark face: "Self-exposure function."
He turned his head and complained to Mr. Fantastic: "I said earlier that the button should not be installed in such an obvious place."
Roy: "..."
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