I blow my rainbow fart

The four eyes looked at each other, their eyes glued together.

Jiang Qing choked for breath, her heart skipped a beat inexplicably, and she was nervous.

Strange, who is the interviewer!

He's so nervous.

Jiang Qing quickly restrained her expression, and replied solemnly: "Well, Mr. Lin, hello."

Su Hongru, who was sitting in the middle, turned his head to stare at the two of them as soon as Lin Xun came in, and laughed loudly: "Are you trying to avoid suspicion?"

No, I'm taking refuge, Jiang Qing thought.

"I know you have a good relationship, come on, don't waste everyone's time, let's try the play directly." Su Hongru glanced at the time and said, "Try the third scene, Meng Xuan persuaded Amur."

It is said that it is an audition, but Jiang Qing doesn't really need much effort, the main thing is to answer the lines, the focus is still on the performance of the auditionee.

Therefore, the three audition scenes arranged here are all about Meng Xuan.

Lin Xun raised his head slightly, with his hands behind his back, and spoke his lines aloud, cadenced and impassioned. When he talked about the excitement, he turned his head and looked straight at Jiang Qing, and walked towards him with heavy steps.

He slapped the table with his palm, took a deep breath, with unbearable, pleading and indestructible will in his eyes, and said word by word: "Amur, look back at your people."

The undercurrent surged back and forth between the two, and after a long confrontation, Jiang Qing didn't look sideways, and said: "#@!......&*=#"

According to the role, he had to speak an ancient minority language, but before he had studied it systematically, Su Hongru asked him to read it blindly, as long as his emotions were in place.

Anyway, the auditionee knew what it meant, but because of this unexpected move, several audition actors laughed.

Jiang Qing almost didn't hold back for the first time, but fortunately, the character's belief was always in his heart, Dang even adjusted his state, and said the most incomprehensible words in the most vicious tone - go back, go back to your place.

As soon as the words fell, the director team all stared at Lin Xun, but saw that he was indifferent, immersed in his own emotions.

Lin Xun clenched his fists slowly, frowned, but his tone became gentle again: "Amur, I like you as a friend, your unruliness, your people, and your carefree days. But, You know, barbarism is no match for civilization, and even more so for ignorance."

"#@!...&*=#" Jiang slapped the table angrily, his pretty face flushed with anger.

- I am ignorant!I'm savage!I don't welcome you!If you don't leave, I'll kill you and eat you!

Lin Xun persuaded him again, as if he heard the horn sounding in the distance, he was entangled in his heart, he took two steps outside and raised the curtain, paused, turned around and rushed back, hugging Jiang Qing.

"Not bad." Su Hongru commented, and the others nodded and applauded.

Seeing that he was still hugging him and not letting go, Jiang Qing stomped on him calmly.

Lin Xunyun calmly returned to the table, bowed slightly.

"Okay, you can go back and wait for the news." Su Hongru said.

"Okay." Lin Xun didn't ask any more questions, and when he turned to leave, taking advantage of no one's attention, he angrily gave Jiang Qing a wink, which made Jiang Qing's goosebumps come off.

"What do you think? Do you want number five or number eight?" Su Hongru asked.

"I choose No. [-]." The assistant director said, "No. [-] has rich acting experience and is known as the prince of ancient costumes. Lin Xun is also good, but he has never made a costume drama before, and he only has one modern work before. It is a bit dangerous to use him. "

The screenwriter disagreed with his point of view: "I think he is quite suitable, every gesture is suitable for the temperament of Meng Xuan's character, he is also full of aura, and he also specially wears colored contact lenses, and he is the only one who chooses a suit for clothing. The pieces are held together very well.”

The producer is more interested in the box office, saying: "No. [-] has a large and stable fan base. If he performs stably, he should not lower the box office. For Lin Xun, he has money, and we can attract him to invest... ...so I choose Lin Xun."

Really pragmatic, Jiang Qing sighed and expressed his opinion: "I choose number five."

The others were a little surprised, and the screenwriter asked, "Don't you have a better relationship with Lin Xun? Don't you think he's not as good as No. [-]?"

"Hahaha what do you know?" Su Hongru laughed, "He just likes Lin Xun, so he chose No. [-] to avoid suspicion, and then gave the last vote to me."

Jiang Qing was surprised, and said bluntly and confidently: "I'm just expressing my own opinion, I'm not partial! If you want to be biased, you're biased, biased towards number five!"

Su Hongru looked at him meaningfully: "Really? Then why were you so serious about your performance just now?"

"I've always been serious."

"No." Su Hongru smiled, "I observed your performance just now. It was because you were in high spirits and created a good atmosphere that you distracted Lin Xun, so you didn't make him laugh. This It's also the reason why I asked you to come to the scene, just to see which actor you are most in tune with and the easiest to drive."

Jiang Qing: "..."

The audition in the morning was over, and there was another audition for the heroine in the afternoon, so Su Hongru simply asked him to stay and watch, and give him an opinion by the way.

The lunch was a boxed lunch ordered by the staff. Just as I was about to sit down, someone knocked on the door to deliver a takeaway: "Hello, we are Zhou Ji's clerk. Someone ordered ten meals."

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and the staff shook their heads: "We didn't order this one, it must have been delivered by mistake."

"That's right, the address is here." The delivery staff glanced at the list, "Oh, it was given by a Jiang Qing fan."

Jiang Qing said "ah" in a daze, does he still have such caring fans?

"Oh, it's thanks to Jiang Qing." Everyone happily opened the lunch box. Everyone had four dishes of meat and vegetables, both sweet and salty. Adding a bone soup was considered considerate.

And Jiang Qing's was different from their packing box, everyone was looking forward to it, and when they opened the box, they turned their heads away in disgust.

Jiang Qing immediately guessed which "fan" it was when she saw this dish that was so light.

Su Hongru ate two mouthfuls, and smashed his mouth: "What kind of fan are you, why are you known by fans when you come to this shitty place, you won't reveal your itinerary, right? It can't be an illegitimate meal, right? , Why do we treat it differently, look at our meat, how fragrant and delicious it is."

"Who, who knows, I'm afraid it's a fake fan." Jiang Qing said vaguely, eating food silently in tears.

More people came to audition in the afternoon. The role of the heroine, who is silly and sweet, is very good. She doesn't have to face the pressure of the box office, and she can be a kind and innocent little white flower between the two male protagonists.

And the production team is strong and the lineup is luxurious, which is really the best choice for the road of transformation.A lot of first- and second-tier florets came, and there were also unknown celebrities who wanted to get acquainted.

Jiang Qing sat in the seat, watching the beautiful fairies and the embarrassing acting skills of each other, it was boring.

An hour later, the small room was filled with the smell of various perfumes. He felt that he and the director team were like masters and apprentices who had entered the Pansi Cave, watching these goblins try their best... Acting coquettishly.

Yes, Su Hongruding's audition scene is exactly the scene of acting like a baby.

Jiang Qing took a sip of saliva, and the next candidate walked in, with delicate facial features and seductive eyes, it was Mu Ning, the top-ranking candidate who had a suite on Weibo.

Mu Ning's appearance is indeed amazing. There are many TV works and variety shows, but there are no movies that can be sold, so seeing such a good opportunity, naturally she will not miss it.

Jiang Qing waited for a while, then Mu Ning began to act like a baby to him...

After the audition, Su Hongru asked him with a smile: "How is it, do you feel excited?"

Jiang Qing thought for a while, and answered truthfully: "She's seducing me, not acting like a baby."

After another round of auditions, it was almost over. While discussing, everyone shifted their positions and prepared to go out.

At this time, the door of the room was pushed open with a bang, and a woman at the door gasped for a few breaths, wiped the sweat from her forehead, and walked in with a bow: "I'm sorry, I'm late, there is a traffic jam on the road, I ran over here, can Teacher Su give me a chance?"

Jiang Qing and Su Hongru looked at the same time, the person who came was of medium build, not as tall as Mu Ning, and the light makeup on his face was also washed away by sweat.There was panic and sincere apology in the nervous eyes.

He only felt that the face was a little familiar. After thinking about it carefully, he remembered that it was Xu Jiacheng who reminded Su Hongru in a low voice.

Su Hongru said sternly: "You are 10 minutes late. We have discussed the final decision and are about to leave. Do you want us to waste time and audition for you alone?"

Xu Jiacheng lowered his head slowly, twisted his fingers, and was searching for something flattering to say in his mind, when he heard Jiang Qing say: "Maybe, you can ask me."

"Ah?" Xu Jiacheng looked up at him blankly.

"I also have the right to vote, don't you want to try? I'll give you 1 minute to make me happy, and I'll vote for you." Jiang Qing looked at her.

"Really!" Xu Jiacheng took two steps forward in disbelief, "Really! Teacher Jiang, you must keep your word!"

"Sixty, 59, 58..." Jiang Qing started counting down.

"Oh, don't count so fast, let me think about it." Seeing that he didn't mean to stop at all, Xu Jiacheng pulled his arm bravely, "Mr. Jiang, what do you like the most? As long as it's not too If it’s hard to get, I’ll give it to you, okay?”

"31, thirty..."

"Jiang Laosi, Jiang Qing, Ouba, my good brother..." Xu Jiacheng blushed anxiously, and almost burst into tears, "You look the best, you are the most handsome I have ever seen Man, the soul is still beautiful, please, please, please..."

"Nine, eight, seven..."

Xu Jiacheng suddenly hugged Jiang Qing firmly, his eyes glowing: "Amur, help me, I am your Narentoya!"

"One." Jiang Qing turned to look at Su Hongru, with a faint smile on his lips.

"You boy." Su Hongru smiled and shook his head, "Okay, Xu Jia urges you to go back and wait for news."

"Okay!" Xu Jiacheng let go of his hand immediately, and glanced at Jiang Qing, "Jiang Laosi, remember to vote for me, refill!"

After finishing speaking, she bowed her waist and walked out humbly.

The manager asked her how the result was, she took a sip of water and said, "I don't know, but Jiang Qing is helping me."

"Really? Why does Jiang Qing want to help you?" The agent suddenly flashed the light of CP speculation, "Does he like you? Want to support you?"

"You don't come here." Xu Jiacheng and her manager really hate seeing each other, and they have to work together because of work and interests, "If you keep making these ideas, I will apply for a change of manager."

"You're not popular yet, but the spectrum is on the line. If I hadn't taken you, would you have jumped to the second line so quickly?" the manager said angrily.

After the audition, Sang Yi waited outside, and sent him home directly after receiving the person.

Lin Xun rushed back from the company ahead of schedule, and made dinner for the two without asking about the interview results.

Sang Yi ate and said, "Brother Xun is so kind."

Jiang Qing was a little apprehensive: "Am I not well?"

"You are not good." Sang Yi said with a sullen face, "You are disobedient, and you have caused so many people to worry."

Jiang Qing couldn't lift her head at what she said.

Lin Xun rewarded Sang Yi with a piece of chicken leg, and served Jiang Qing a bowl of chicken soup, and said with a smile: "One by one, when you grow up, some people have to be taught a lesson."

Jiang Qing kicked him under the table.

Lin Xun rubbed back without changing his face, stroking his legs little by little with his toes, but asked calmly on the surface: "Yiyi, how is your investment in Ruien this month? Did Yang Meng bully you?" ?”

"No." Just as Sang Yi was about to bite the chicken leg, Jiang Qing who was next to her suddenly moved on the seat, so big that she touched her hand, and the chicken leg rolled onto the table.

Aggrieved, she picked it up, thinking of Lin Xun's praise and encouragement just now, and boldly said: "Brother Qing, you are so annoying, you are not allowed to move around while eating." The chicken legs almost disappeared.

Jiang Qing glared at Lin Xun angrily, angrily resisted with her good leg, but it was useless.The other party has two legs, and they clamped his good legs at once, and rubbed them on both sides!

Sang Yi didn't realize it, his eyes were only on the food on the table, and he didn't know anything about the situation under the table, so he said slowly: "Uncle Yang played games for me, I can play end games."

In the past, Sang Yi always followed Jiang Qing around. He only played mobile phone and PSP games for convenience. He didn’t know much about such large-scale operations as computers, and even typing was one-finger Zen.

Lin Xun exerted his strength on both legs, and after firmly restraining Jiang Qing's legs, he stopped moving and kept eating in this position, on the surface he was still a serious parent: "How can Yang Meng teach you how to play games? I'll beat him another day."

"It was Brother Qing who first taught me how to play games."

"Then your brother Qing is even more wrong, I'll beat him for you." As he spoke, Lin Xun quickly pinched Jiang Qing's nose.

"I'm looking for grass!" Jiang Qing couldn't breathe, she opened her mouth to breathe.

Lin Xun's palm was slightly hot, and he withdrew his hand.

As soon as Sang finished eating the chicken legs, he picked up the chicken wings again and reported his study: "The people in Uncle Yang's company are very enthusiastic and will teach me how to play computer. But Uncle Yang doesn't allow them to enter the office, saying that they have no good intentions. Why don't they pay attention?" Kindness? I didn't mess with them?"

Jiang Qing immediately threw her situation out of the blue, turned her head and asked: "What did those people teach you to play? Games? Or what?"

"Teach me to play... WeChat? But I have it."

Jiang lightly patted his forehead. This group of people must want Sang Yi's contact information, and they are trying to please him.

He looked at Lin Xun with displeasure: "Look at what kind of dog men are in your company, it's like birds of a feather flock together, bah."

"Everyone has the desire to love beauty, and it's even more common to love beauty." Lin Xun defended himself and the company's dog, "There are not many women in the company. It's rare to find a beautiful girl. Who can't be tempted. You I thought everyone was like me, and I only wanted to challenge the difficult ones." Even the gender was changed directly.

"..." Jiang Qing looked at Sang Yi awkwardly, "Yi Yi, don't invest in Ryan in the future."

"Oh." Sang poked the bowl, his expression a little listless.

"One by one, do you like Ryan Company?" Lin Xun asked.

After a while, Sang nodded, "Yes."

Normally, she doesn't have many friends, and it's hard to get a new environment. She has met many new friends. Everyone is very enthusiastic, and they will even pull her into team battles...

"If you want to go, go, it's okay, if you have any requirements, you can go to Uncle Yang." Lin Xun looked at Jiang Qing, "I understand that you are worried about her accident, but don't worry about the people who invest in Rui En, they are all elites in the industry. More expressions are not good enough, but people are not bad. One by one is 21, you can’t socialize and you can’t control it too much.”

Jiang Qing sullenly ate.

Seeing his sad face like an old father, Lin Xun comforted the handsome guy who was about to "empty nest" with practical actions, and rubbed his leg directly to his thigh: "Little handsome guy, don't worry, in the future, if you dare to marry someone If you don't, you can marry me, and you will be angry with her for being an unfilial daughter."

The author has something to say: Jiang Qing: Your legs are gone :)

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: Little Benban, 5 bottles of Dor; 2 bottles of plates;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!