Prince loves to pick up trash

It has to be said that Qi Zi'an is more talented when it comes to messing around.

And after the nonsense, he can still move people and express their approval.

But he never used this skill on the right way, it was exclusively used for driving.

For a while, the border became chaotic again, Qi Wenliang also became busy, Qi Zian's frequency of eating meat dropped sharply, so he thought of a way to weld the car door shut.

He learned to turn over old scores without a teacher.

One day Qi Wenliang refused to let him do it, so he said with a sad face: "Actually, I knew a long time ago that Brother Huang can't accept me at all!"

"Where is this going?" Qi Wenliang was puzzled, "Why can't I accept you anymore? Is it too late for me to accept you?"

"Don't mess with me again, can't you take a day off?"

Qi Zian gave Qi Wenliang a meaningful look, and said, "During the cold war at the border, I quietly entered your room."

"It's just that I'm afraid you will get angry if you find out, so even if you see something bad, you dare not say it."

"What's bad?" Qi Wenliang asked.

Seeing that Qi Wenliang really forgot, Qi Zian reminded: "Brother Huang will not forget, a book."

a book?There are too many books in Qi Wenliang's room, he doesn't know which one it is.

Seeing that Qi Wenliang still didn't understand, Qi Zian reminded again, "Brother Huang thinks I'm sick because I like you, then...he must not be able to accept me in his heart!"

Ah ~

After saying this, Qi Wenliang remembered.

Qi Zian looked at him with a guilty conscience, and then complained: "Do you still keep the brother Fang Zihuang in the book?"

"These days are really embarrassing for the emperor. If the emperor still can't accept me, just follow the prescription and cook me a dose of medicine, once and for all."

This...how can this work.

Qi Wenliang still doesn't know what prescriptions are in that book?

Although sometimes he can't stand Qi Zian's toss and wants to take a vacation, but that doesn't mean he is willing to ruin his sex/blessing.

He looked at Qi Zian with a guilty conscience, and Qi Zian looked back with a blank expression on purpose.

"Are you still there?" Qi Zian asked.

"It's gone, it's gone, I threw it away a long time ago." Qi Wenliang waved his hands repeatedly, "I would have forgotten it if you didn't mention it."

So what the hell is that book?

As soon as Qi Wenliang mentioned that thing, he felt that his IQ was touching.

It is a medical book, but it is not a serious medical book. The title of the book is more popular, it can be called "How to Heal a Broken Sleeve".

At that time, he had just discovered Qi Zi'an's feelings for him, and the relationship between the two was tense. He wanted to redeem it, and wanted to return to the old way of getting along, but he didn't know what to do.

"After thinking about it, Brother Huang still thinks there is something wrong with me, right?" Qi Zian asked, "Brother Huang thinks that I am sick, and thinks that as long as my broken sleeve is cured, we can be reconciled, so Brother Huang went to find me. A book on treating broken sleeves, I want to use the above methods on me."

"After all, Brother Huang still can't accept me. Brother Huang thinks that I like you is a disease and needs to be cured!"

"I also read that book." Qi Zian continued, "It's all weird prescriptions."

"I don't understand medicine, and I don't know if it works, but now I miss Brother Huang so much that I think about it like crazy."

"I may be really sick. If Brother Huang doesn't want to get along with me, just boil a dose of medicine and pour it down for me, lest I feel bad thinking about it every day."

Qi Wenliang stammered and said: "It's not a good prescription, don't try it, you can't take medicine indiscriminately."

He does know some medicine, and he still remembers the prescriptions.

Qi Zi'an liked him so much, no medicine could cure him.

And even if Qi Zian simply has the habit of breaking his sleeves, it is not a disease and cannot be cured.

But when Qi Wenliang was looking for a book, he did hear people say that the prescriptions in the book were quite effective after use. Qi Wenliang was so excited that he really believed it.

I took the medical book back and looked at it, and found that the prescriptions in the book can basically be summarized as... cut to cure forever.

The prescriptions in the book all have the same effect—drinking it will make you purify your mind and reduce your desires.

To put it simply, it is chemical castration/castration.This person has no sex/desire anymore, and it's hard to tell whether it's broken or not.

Anyway, I'm not interested in men anymore... I can't be hard, so what interest can I have.

Where can I drink this kind of thing!

Qi Wenliang read it hastily at that time, then put the medical book aside and ignored it, but Qi Zian actually saw it.

Seeing that he was still guilty, Qi Zian hurriedly said, "Since the emperor won't give me medicine, then help me."

"Come and touch it, it's so uncomfortable."

He grabbed Qi Wenliang's hand and was about to play a hooligan, but Qi Wenliang frowned slightly and broke away.

Qi Wenliang thought for a while, then bit the bullet and said: "You actually guessed wrong why I feel guilty. I'll tell you now."

"I read that book, it was not intended to be used on you at all."

"During that time... I felt something was wrong with me, so I wanted to see if I could be saved."

"I'm guilty because I had a tendency to accept you at that time, but I still had trouble with you. It took me so long before I was with you."

"Because of my dishonesty, we both spent too much energy on each other, so I feel guilty."

After hearing this, Qi Zian looked at Qi Wenliang in surprise, he didn't expect Qi Wenliang to have been shaken so early.

In fact, at that time, he thought that Qi Wen's conscience was as hard as iron, and he would never have another chance.

He rushed towards Qi Wenliang moved, but this time, Qi Wenliang stopped him very hard-heartedly.

Now it's Qi Wenliang's turn to settle the old score.

"During that time, I kept having some weird dreams, in which someone always touched me." He glanced at Qi Zian, "You don't think my description sounds familiar, does it?"

familiar?Of course it sounds familiar.

Earlier, Qi Zian used spells to make Qi Wenliang fall into a deep sleep, and then did some bad things to Qi Wenliang. Qi Wenliang woke up, and couldn't find the culprit, so he could only pretend that he had a strange dream.

It's not that Qi Wenliang didn't doubt Qi Zi'an at that time, but Qi Zi'an's acting was too good and he was too good at pretending to be clever, so he forcibly dispelled Qi Wenliang's suspicion.

Later, when the incident was exposed, Qi Wenliang was furious, and the two of them had a cold war for a long time.

To be precise, Qi Wenliang unilaterally snubbed him for a long time.

Speaking of this, Qi Zian should feel guilty.

But he tried hard to argue: "Brother Huang ignored me during that time, I obviously didn't do anything, if Brother Huang dreamed of strange things at that time, you can't blame me."

"Don't think that I don't know what psychological hints are." Qi Wenliang sneered, "If it weren't for what you did before, my body has a memory, so I wouldn't have strange dreams."

Seeing that Qi Zian still had something to say, Qi Wenliang waved his hand, "Needless to say, I won't settle old scores with you, but during that time I was often distracted, but I got over it."

"You have a lot of thoughts now, and you should restrain yourself."

"I can do it and you can do it, too."

Qi Zi'an was aggrieved and wanted to say that he couldn't do it, but how could a man say no.

When one plan failed, he made another plan.

He asked Qi Wenliang: "Since the emperor was shaken at that time, then the emperor did not accept me because of that dream, right?"

"I have always thought that it was because Brother Huang was used to that kind of thing in the dream, so he accepted me, and I was a little unhappy."

"It's not, that's great."

Qi Wenliang had just fought wits with him, but he didn't realize it for a while, and replied "yes" before turning the corner in his head, and only hoped that Qi Zian would calm down when he was happy.

Unexpectedly, just after he finished answering, Qi Zian smiled slyly.

"I knew it!" Qi Zi'an said excitedly, "Back then, Brother Huang pretended not to remember what happened in the dream, so I couldn't pursue it any further. But I finally felt something was wrong."

"So the emperor remembers everything!"

Qi Wenliang secretly thought it was bad, thinking: It's coming.

Sure enough, Qi Zian found a new excuse, and said in an unreasonable tone: "Brother Huang can't remember, so I don't want to mention this and think that Qi Zian and Brother Huang have done so many times. "

"It turns out that the emperor remembers it all, but he hides it from me and is still unwilling to get along with me."

"Brother Huang is willing to be with him but not me. Why? How am I not as good as him?"

"What about you and him?" Qi Wenliang said, "You are the same person."

"No, it's not!" Qi Zian started messing around again.

"He is him and I am me. He is just a part of me. His extreme personality is completely different from mine."

As he said that, Qi Zi'an's eyes turned red, "What am I doing when Brother Huang is doing that to him? I'm afraid that Brother Huang won't wake up, and I'm worried every day, and I don't feel at ease every single day."

"Later, I also entered the dreamland. When Brother Huang was with him, I will guard the gate for you outside!"

"Brother Huang didn't allow me to enter the yard because of doing that kind of thing with him. I'm exposed to the wind and sun every day, and I don't even have a place to sleep. Make yourself happy at night, I'm shivering outside!"

"I'm too miserable!"

That being said...it's really miserable!

Qi Wenliang couldn't bear it anymore.

But after touching his sore waist and thinking about what Qi Zi'an did last night, Qi Wenliang was still ruthless.

After all, the young man's physical strength is too good, he really can't bear it.

"Don't be miserable, it's useless!" Qi Wenliang deliberately put on a straight face, "The reason why he entered the dreamland and the reason why those things happened is not because of you!"

"The temperature in the dream is balanced, so you won't shiver from the cold, and you won't be exposed to the wind and sun, stop coaxing me."

"Besides, even if you separated temporarily, haven't you merged now? After all, you are the one like me, so don't take advantage of it and act like a good boy."

"It doesn't matter, I don't care!" Qi Zian acted like a child, and even hugged Qi Wenliang and rubbed him hard, "He is him and I am me, what he does is not what I do."

"Brother Huang has been with him so many times, but he pushes me back and forth. It's too partial."

"Why don't I just divide him up and forget about it, then Brother Huang will be lingering with him every day, I'll just watch!"

"I'm only worthy of watching! Hmph╭(╯^╰)╮"

The soul can't be divided casually, Qi Wenliang has no choice but to coax.

Qi Zian refused to let go: "If the emperor still likes me, then no matter how many times the emperor has been with him, he will have to make up for me as many times."

"Not once!"

When he was talking, he deliberately rubbed against Qi Wenliang, and Qi Wenliang was really annoyed by him.

In the end, Qi Wenliang also thought about it a little bit and had to compromise.

Hey~ There is really no principle.

Qi Wenliang sighed, "I'm afraid this waist is going to be crippled!"