I really don't know anything

Xing Che hugged Jun Xijiu's leg. He has eaten well recently, and his weight has also risen in a straight line. The ball-like body hanging on his leg is still very heavy.

Jun Xijiu stretched out his hand to hug him, pressing his hand very tightly.

Xing Che usually didn't bother to walk when he went out, and Professor Chen also pampered him, hugging him wherever he went, pampering him like this every day, recently he has exercised some muscles in his arms.Just a few words, don't be too coddled, there are reasons, the panda's habits are like this.

His two chubby arms tightly wrapped around Jun Xijiu's neck and did not let go. He rubbed his forehead against his face and said coquettishly, "Let's go together."

Director Nian finally got in touch with Jun Xijiu yesterday and strongly invited him to participate in the variety show with the crew.Because "Dayan Tianzi" won an unexpected award, both the variety show and the crew wanted to take the opportunity to hype it up again.

This is also the last issue at the end of the year that focuses on promoting dramas, and the rest of the schedule will have some summaries or programs such as New Year's party.

It's just that the Variety Show is aiming at Jun Xijiu, the newly promoted Best Supporting Actor at the Oscars. If he is not there, it will be embarrassing for them to go.

Even though the movie itself won the award, who doesn't know that the award-winning projects are all related to Jun Xijiu, leaving aside the owner and the others, it seems a bit shameless.

Even if you want to get hot, you have to hang on the big guy's lap to get it. The deity is not there, and they will only have the opposite effect if they forcefully rub it in the air.

This time Xingche's petty willfulness is also because Jun Xijiu took Juzuo to go, but didn't take him.

They are all 'cats', so orange ones are fine, but black and white ones are not.

"I want to be on TV."

Xing Che has always been envious of the high popularity of his companions after going online. He didn't think it was a problem before, but this time Ju Zuo can be on TV, he felt unbalanced all of a sudden.

This is on the one hand, on the other hand, what he is envious of is not only that Tachibana can be on TV, but that Tachibana can go on TV with Jun Xijiu in a fair and honest way, and the child's possessive desire will come up immediately, so he insists on it. Willfully follow along.

This behavior of leaving him alone made Xing Che feel a sense of crisis.

The cub's aggrieved and pitiful eyes, tears hanging in the eye sockets, as if he would fall down and cry for him as soon as he said "no", Jun Xijiu couldn't stand this cute attack In the end, he could only compromise and said: "Okay."

"Turn into your original form and take you there, be obedient and obedient."

Xing Che nodded vigorously.

Professor Chen also knew that Jun Xijiu had received an invitation from the TV station, so he looked at Xing Che and asked worriedly, "Is it okay to take Xing Che out?"

Jun Xijiu shook his head: "The procedures are complete, it's no problem to take it out." At most, it will attract some attention, anyway, he can use illusion when he goes out, so he doesn't have to worry like a star.

The relationship between Professor Chen and Jun Xijiu has been exposed, and the address of the courtyard house is not a secret, but because of Ah Mo's warning, the paparazzi dare not come here for a stay.Life will not be disturbed, Jun Xijiu doesn't care about exposing Xingche's existence.

In addition, the complete procedures are about Xing Che's adoption procedures.

Xing Che is also a grandson in name, Master Huai doesn't dislike him, and he has the national destiny, as long as Jun Xijiu raises him, he can accumulate merit for himself.

It's too embarrassing for his grandson Huai Shi to hide.

However, due to the laws of the world, if an outsider finds out accidentally, it will cause trouble. Master Huai simply used his relationship once and for all to go through the adoption procedures.

In recent years, breakthroughs in panda breeding technology have led to an increase in the number of pandas.

A few years ago, the country's regulations were that only adoptions were not allowed, and the application requirements were also very loose. Basically, as long as you have money, you can. Many celebrities and rich people have adopted them.

However, you can only keep it in the zoo if you pay for it. In the breeding area, the nameplate of the owner will be hung symbolically and the naming rights will be given, which allows you to get close and close but you can’t take it away at will. Nominal adoption.

Now that there are more giant pandas, the regulations were changed only after there was no danger of extinction.If the living environment provided by the owner who wants to adopt meets the requirements and can afford the huge cost of raising giant pandas, they can adopt them and take them home.

The conditions for adoption are loose, and the owner is only responsible for giving money, or the zoo will raise them, so you can rest assured.The conditions for applying for adoption are quite harsh, such as social status, public morals, etc., you must pass all the inspections before you can be adopted.

If the adopted giant panda dies unnaturally, a huge sum of money must be compensated. At present, the number of privately adopted pandas does not exceed ten in the world.

After all, the national treasure is a symbol of the country, and it is still very precious.

Jun Xijiu said that he was driving there, and director Nian assigned a little assistant to wait at the entrance of the TV station. The little assistant hurried up to meet the person after seeing him.

"Hello, Teacher Jun, I am Xiao Wu, who was sent by Director Nian to pick you up."

In the entertainment industry, when you get to the top of your coffee position, you will be respectfully called a teacher by your peers. The teacher Jun Xijiu doesn't mean that, but spreads and learns you know.

Jun Xijiu was followed by two people carrying suitcases and satchels. He was holding something wrapped in a small cloak in his arms, with the tip of an orange tail protruding from the outside, but it was a little bulky looking at it from the outside. big.

Xiao Wu's eyes turned around on the package, seeing that he didn't intend to let go and hand it over, and that he didn't force himself to be courteous, and turned around to lead the way.

Director Nian shared the same treatment with the leading actor in No. [-] dressing room. Although no one told him, Xiao Wu directly brought Jun Xijiu here as well.

Hou Ning stood up first and said hello: "Teacher Jun~"

People in the entertainment circle are all good people. He is a bit unfamiliar to call Jun Shao, and he is much older than others when he calls Brother Jun. The teacher is a bit more playful. This title is respected in the circle, and there are also fans who call him teacher. Kind of intimacy.

Director Nian saw the tip of the tail protruding from under the cloak with keen eyes, he touched it with his hands and joked: "Oh, our Majesty Tachibana is also here."

Immediately, he found that the package was too big, and he looked a little surprised, stretched out his hand and asked, "It's been a while since I saw it, why is it so big?"

Just now I saw the updated daily photos on Tachibana Weibo, it doesn't look that fat?

"ummmmm"

A humming sound came from the package, Jun Xijiu casually lifted the cloak of the package, the heating in the dressing room was fully turned on, so there was no need to worry about catching a cold.

Director Nian happened to see a white head and two black round ears on the top of his head, and he smiled: "Oh, I didn't wear a dragon robe today, I wore a national treasure dress." No wonder he looks fat.

Then the national treasure clothes turned its head and blinked at him. Although it was a little dazed just after waking up, it still politely waved its paw to greet him.

Turning around and arching Jun Xijiu's chin with his forehead to act like a baby, Tachibana was squeezed out of the package and squatted on his shoulder, yawned and continued to sleep.

Director Nian looked at the orange seat on his shoulder, and then at the black and white dumpling still writhing in Jun Xijiu's arms, his eyes almost popped out in astonishment.

He said incoherently: "The raging panda is alive?!!!"

One of the paper figurine attendants who was following the bag opened the backpack and took out a bottle of milk and handed it over, Jun Xijiu took it and stuffed it into Xing Che's mouth.After hugging him all the way, his arms were a little sore. Seeing that there was a stool beside him, he put it on for him to sit on.

Jun Xijiu pointed at Xing Che, and said with a little embarrassment: "This little guy is going to be added." The program team only invited him and Tachibana, so it was embarrassing to add someone suddenly.

Xing Che also put down the feeding bottle and looked over with blinking eyes.

Year Director: "..."

Before Jun Xijiu came, he said that he would bring another friend from Tachibana, but he thought it was just a cat, so he didn't take it seriously, and agreed without waiting for the other party to finish speaking.

I didn't expect it to be a 'cat', but there is a halo on the forehead.

This is really the biggest back door in history.

This week Happy Valley Jun Shang will attend, and the little fairies form a group to brush up.

I heard that my big devil is going to Happy Valley, little devils, rush to the duck!

There are roughly several parts of Jun Xijiu's fans, so there are also several names.

Parent fans call him teacher, and students call him the big devil because he always spreads the "horror" element called learning, and they call themselves the little devil.

There are also some fans who edited a fairy tale mv because of a master editor. Fairy.

Jun Xijiu has not officially debuted, so he can only be counted as half of the entertainment industry, and apart from Amway Learning, he will basically not appear in front of the public. If the fans want to eat something, they can only stare at the wives to produce derivative food, and stare at Pang Hai. gay friend.

It is impossible to expect Jun Xijiu to produce itself.

For such a big event as the Oscars, their male gods didn't attend, and the host didn't show up. They had a carnival, so it wasn't interesting. They finally got to be on the entertainment show, and the fans rushed to tell each other in surprise, making another carnival.

Happy Valley starts at 08:30 in the evening.

Some parents are surprised that their sons and daughters have always been playing with computers and mobile phones, and their sons and daughters have walked into the living room to grab the remote control from them. Some students who are doing their homework only need to say that they are watching a male god’s show. .

A lot of people watch TV, and a lot of people watch live broadcasts on the Internet. After all, they can interact with bullet screens.

Happy Valley is the host first, a combination of two men and one woman hosts, when they usually sing a song and make opening remarks, the fans who watched the live broadcast on the Internet were very anxious.

"For the first time, I think they are so wordy."

"Hurry up and let my male god come out."

"I'm so anxious to go to the bathroom!"

"The toilet also has wifi, which is not convenient."

When the host finished his opening remarks, introduced today's theme, and then said that he would invite guests, some audience members tacitly stopped posting the barrage to avoid blocking the screen.

The hero and heroine are the first to appear on the stage. The two of them appeared hand in hand. The scene given on the big stage is the scene where the hero and heroine meet for the first time in the play.

Anxiously watching the appearance of the hero and heroine, the second male and the second female appeared one by one in the middle. Their treatment was not as good as that of the male and female protagonists. Their patience at the beginning was exhausted, and they were blurred by bullet screens.

"Fuck, you better go!"

"Fuck, spend more time on court than the heroine, scheming bitch!"

"Learn from the male second."

The male second came out first, and he was relatively straightforward. He introduced himself and said a few words quickly before stepping aside, and he also won some goodwill from the audience.

The second female lead is a bit of an actor, and she has more playing time than the heroine. When introducing herself, she said a lot for one more scene.

The other shots can be subtracted, but there is really no way to cut this one who appeared on the stage. The female second's scheming speech is very coherent, and the subtraction of a sentence is very abrupt.

If the second female lead did this on weekdays, no one would really care, and the post-production shots would definitely be given to the male and female protagonists. At this time, it is one second to grab one more shot.

But who made her appear on the stage just in front of Jun Xijiu, she was a little impatient to wait, and her behavior directly aroused some impatient audiences.

The bullet screen was full of bombardment of the female second, and when a melodious piano sound sounded, the audience, who were still anxious and angry just now, immediately calmed down.

Many viewers repeatedly read "Dayan Tianzi" not because the plot is good, but to listen to it as a musical. , I knew that Jun Xijiu had appeared.

The stage was dark, and a peach blossom tree was projected in the background, with its petals falling in profusion. Under the tree, a blind musician in Tsing Yi was playing with a smile on his lips.

Jun Xijiu has never participated in a variety show. Although she has read the script beforehand, she is still a little nervous. She is afraid of saying the wrong thing and messing it up. It is Jin's virtue to simply keep silent.

"Jun Xijiu, playing the role of a blind musician in "The Son of Heaven"."

There was silence on the stage for three seconds.

The subtitle team also mischievously plopped a few text bubbles beside Jun Xijiu.

I'm done talking, what's the matter with the host?Hey, why didn't you answer the call?what to do?Good Fang, do I want to say something more mean-spirited?

"Hahaha, the dazed little eyes of my Great Demon King are simply too much!"

"Hee hee hee, it's the first time I see my brother Pi in a daze."

This segment was considered a mistake. In fact, the program team re-shooted a segment, but when editing later, I thought it would be more fun after it was broadcast, so I kept it.

The audience burst into laughter in an instant.

Pixia is the pillar of Happy Valley. In the beginning, he was the only one supporting the show. Later, when the show got bigger, he was paired with a man and a woman as his partners.

Later, when memes such as 'Pipi Shrimp' and 'Pipi' became popular on the Internet, he gained a lot of popularity because of this homophonic name.

It’s not that there are few guests who talk less in the past. Pi Xia, who has been in the hosting industry for ten years, will never make the mistake of not being distracted. too big.

So when facing Jun Xijiu, he couldn't help but think of the national treasure panda in his mind, and he even touched it a few times and hugged it for a while, and naturally became dazed when he thought too much.

After laughing, they thought they were going to get down to business, but who knew Jun Xijiu was not the finale, but Tachibana.

The program group virtually projected a dragon chair, the host and the guests all bowed and greeted His Majesty, Tachibana let out a mighty and domineering meow, and the text bubble of p later translated a sentence of "All Your Highness".

The male protagonist Hou Ning said aggrievedly: "I am the emperor of Dayan."

The audience remembered the tidbits of Tachibana's ascension to the throne, and laughed like crazy when they saw this scene. The throne was usurped by a cat, and it was also the most wronged emperor in 'history'.

After all, this program is for publicity, and then the program has some question-and-answer sessions on the plot of the movie. These questions have many shots of the male and female protagonists and the female and male characters. After all, Jun Xijiu is just a small supporting role.

After the main questions are asked, the program team will also ask some personal questions. The other guests are all experienced, and their answers are very humorous and explosive.

Jun Xijiu looks calm on the surface, but actually panics inside.

Host: "What do you do in your free time on weekdays?"

Jun Xijiu pondered for a moment, he couldn't say anything about fulfilling the ghost's wish, and then said in a decisive manner: "Accompany your family, study and prepare lessons, and sort out materials."

He was used as a teaching assistant by the professors of the history department. Seeing that the new year was over and the school was about to start, he took the opportunity to make some records for the start of next year's class.

The subtitle team also added a black cloak with devil horns and wings to Jun Xijiu in a very mischievous manner, and put a name of the Great Demon King on top of his head like a game.

"Learning wow and crying!!!"

"Hahaha, luckily I graduated."

"The working party laughs and strokes the dog head of the student party."

The other fans gloated, and the student party fans instantly felt a chill rushing from their spine to their brains, trembling, and their expressions on their faces didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

After the Q&A and Q&A sessions are over, the program team will prepare some mini-games to enliven the atmosphere. This time, we played the drumming version of Truth or Dare.

The seat that was originally intended for the male protagonist, Ju Zuo jumped over to occupy it first, the guests and the host all helped Ju Zuo, the male protagonist cried and wailed bitterly with an aggrieved expression on his face.

Seeing that he was excluded, the drumming host gave him the drumming job.

The male lead's bad-hearted first transmission of flowers stopped in front of Tachibana, and he couldn't understand the truth when he spoke the truth. The male lead yelled and let the choice take a big risk.

Truth questions and dare requests are written on slips of paper and placed in two boxes.Both have their own punishments, and the answer to the truth is that everyone thinks that they will be punished if they fail to pass, or the big adventure is not completed.

Tachibana calmly stretched out his claws and pulled out a big adventure, which was a dart.

It is stipulated that at least 8 rings must be hit, 10 chances, the maximum value is taken, and there will be a penalty if it is not completed.

The punishment is to drink a dark drink, mixed with various vegetables, the taste is indescribable.

The hero's deliberate laugh made Tachibana directly punished, and the heroine stood up to speak for Tachibana, and proposed that Junxi Jiudai should work hard to shoot the target. Everyone raised their hands and voted for it, but the hero's rebuttal was directly ignored.

After the target was lifted up, Jun Xijiu picked up a dart and tossed it lightly in the air. Tachibana jumped up and kicked the dart with his hind legs.

Ten times, ten rings.

The audience was shocked.

Tachibana turned around the male lead contemptuously, and let out a sneer.

The big screen released the behind-the-scenes shots of the male lead shooting arrows in a timely manner. After trying many times, they failed every time. The subtitle group also posted a still picture of the male lead vs. Tachibana. In the picture, Tachibana is sitting on the dragon chair.

After the audience was shocked and stunned, there was another burst of laughter.

The male protagonist is simply too pitiful. When the emperor's aura was suppressed by a cat, and the martial arts competition was also killed by the cat, it was miserable.

Because it was the first time for the hero to be selfish, he was blindfolded when he played the drums.

The second time it was the heroine's turn, she chose to tell the truth.She was lucky, and she was drawn to an unimportant question, and she answered it very happily.

The third time and the fourth time were male and female second respectively.

All passed safely.

In the end it was Jun Xijiu's turn, he didn't like to lie, so he chose to take a big risk.

The drawn note is a performance of musical instruments.

He also brought his piano with him, so he planned to play a piece at random. Other guests felt that this was not a punishment at all, and they wanted to make it more difficult, so Pisha proposed to let him play the piano.

There was a singing competition held in their station before, and the sponsors took the opportunity to implant Soft Wide, which provided a set of various musical instruments.

When Pixia proposed to play the piano, he planned to let it go, at least he couldn’t play it, and he could make a sound even if he pressed the keys casually.

Jun Xijiu: "..."

Showmanship Madman Liszt mode, ON!

The punishment was already prepared, and the male protagonist couldn't wait to serve him with a cup. Who knew that he would be shocked next time.

Hearing this made his mouth so dry that he drank the cup of dark drink.

Male lead: "..."

Why did you take the drink with your hands just now?

When the show was about to end, Pixia excitedly said that there was still a mysterious guest who was not on stage, and he made an invitation with a trembling voice.

Audiences:"......"

They seemed to be hallucinating collectively.