I really don't know anything

Bu Meng hugged his belly and laughed loudly. He didn't sit like he was lying on the chair crookedly. Because he laughed so hard, his body trembled and he slid off the chair. After rolling on the ground, he just lay on his stomach. He thumped the ground and laughed.

"Pfft hahaha, I'm so poor hahaha, when I was young hahaha my father picked up trash hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

Master Huai's face turned black, and his hands were itchy very badly.

Let's fight, Bu Meng's body is not yet fully recovered and he has not been beaten. If he is really broken by a ruthless hand, he will have to rely on his life force to recover in the end, which is too bad.

Don't fight, this black history can be laughed at by him for a long time.

"Pfft hahahaha, I smile like this every day hahahaha, I can exercise my abs in a few days hahahaha, dear friend, I want to thank you hahahaha."

Master Huai felt that he couldn't get used to his problem anymore, so he squeezed a formula to shrink the person to the size of a palm, grabbed it in his hand, casually picked up Xing Che's toy and put it next to Bu Meng's ear and pinched it vigorously. one time.

"Ah-"

The sharp and miserable cry pierced through the eardrums and entered the brain, and Bu Meng's uncontrollable laughter disappeared immediately.Master Huai held his body and arms with his hands, so he didn't have time to cover his ears, and his voice kept echoing in his mind.

I was stunned by this 'cruel and inhumane' voice.

Master Huai was also shocked by the sound, but he concealed it well and quickly regained his composure.After recovering, he pointed the yellow chicken head at Bu Meng's head, a sneer appeared on his lips, but he asked softly, "Is it funny?"

Bu Meng: "..."

Facing the threat of sound attack from the screaming chicken, he chose to give up.

Seeing that he was being honest, Master Huai did not undo the spell right away. There was still the empty milk bottle that Xing Che drank on the table. He used a cleansing technique to clean the bottle. Stuffed into a bottle.

Bu Meng suddenly howled loudly: "Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!"

The milk bottle is made of glass, and the caliber of the bottle mouth is a bit small. Master Huai stuffed it halfway because Bu Meng's butt was a bit big and got stuck.

Master Huai hadn't pressed down hard yet, Bu Meng's screaming voice almost caught up with the screaming chicken, and his voice was very bright: "Ah, it's stuck, if Huaihuahua dies, I will curse you too!" Wannian will be single forever!"

"You must be jealous that the beautiful woman approached me last time and ignored you!"

Master Huai silently shrunk the man down a bit, and after stuffing him into the bottle, he cut off his escape route and tightened the cap, piercing a vent hole for him on the cap.

He moved the bottle closer and said, "Hehe, that girl used to be male."

Bu Meng: "..."

Bu Meng hugged her knees and buried her head in them.

the other side.

Suddenly learning that her family is actually very rich, Jun Xijiu is still in a daze.

When I was young, several teachers who taught Jun Xijiu classes were male chauvinists. While teaching him loyalty, benevolence and filial piety, he would inevitably bring a few words of his own thoughts and understandings when explaining historical allusions. wait.

Jun Xijiu is not very interested in understanding the situation at home.

Mr. Huai also felt that the kitchen stove was dangerous and he was not allowed to enter, and it seemed petty to care about the money for firewood, rice, oil and salt. Jun Xijiu had never seen the account book of entry and exit. This is the place where you can understand the financial situation best. Cut off the root.

Jun Xijiu knows that things like abalone and shark's fin are very expensive, but his weak stomach can't digest these greasy foods and he can't eat them often. Master Huai occasionally gives him a different taste, which also causes Jun Xijiu's family is not very rich. impression.

Many ghosts in the mass grave [poor peasants] told him that every meal of the rich is a standard of big fish and meat, and their family can only taste meat stars once or twice a month. Jun Xijiu subconsciously thinks that their family is still far away from being rich. big gap.

In fact, the materials used for his three meals a day are all special products with weak spiritual power produced in the demon world, and their prices are much more precious than those big fish and meat.

It's just that he doesn't know this.

As for money, Jun Xijiu used to eat and live during his school days. Yun Randao grew up and Master Huai told him not to give him too much money. Anyway, the snacks made at home are more than ten times better than those outside, and spicy chicken food is still good. It is better to eat less.

Master Huai was afraid that Jun Xijiu would not be able to stand the temptation of small snacks in the world, and eating too much would hurt his health, so he gave him very little pocket money.Comparing unconsciously with the students around, Jun Xijiu naturally thinks that the family is difficult, so the pocket money is less.

When Jun Xijiu was in junior high school, Jun Xijiu had a classmate from a poor family. His clothes, schoolbags and books were handmade by his mother, and he was ridiculed for being poor.

Jun Xijiu's basic necessities of life have been taken care of from childhood to adulthood.

Almost all the things used in daily life are self-made [high-end], and there are very few places to spend money. In addition to that impression, it created a feeling for him that their family was poor and couldn’t afford them, so they bought them in order to save money. The illusion that everything is homemade.

As for being taken care of by the monsters enshrined by Jun's family occasionally when I was a child.

Except for Jiuweiqing who likes to pay attention to ostentation, there are many servants and maidservants in the mansion.The other offerings are more or less eccentric, and the places they live in are all weird. Not to mention the priceless interior decorations and decorations, it can only be said to be shabby from the outside.

Offerings = partners.

Others have money ≠ own money.

There are also great Confucian teachers from various eras that Mr. Huai invited to Jun Xijiu, and they all claimed to be his friends [partially anonymous]. For the sake of friends, they even exempted most of the class tuition or did not [actually give it to I don’t know].

The ghosts who took care of him in the mass grave when he was a child only thought it was because the neighbors helped each other and liked him, or they wanted to please him deliberately.

When he grew up a little bit, Taoist Master Yunran taught him some Taoism, cleaning spells, etc., which can make life more convenient, and paper puppets can serve him without spending any money.

As for Jun's shop, Master Huai was always crying about being poor at the time, saying that he didn't make money, that he invested more and made less profit, and he liked to put on a show. If you lie, you won't be suspicious.

The surface is very colorful, but in fact the foundation is still very poor.

Therefore, Jun Xijiu is actually living the life of a corrupt young master, but always thinks that he is poor, and subconsciously thinks that their family has just escaped from poverty.

"Little Nine."

When Jun Xijiu saw Master Huai walking in, he quickly stood up and greeted him: "Father."

Master Huai walked into the room with a calm face and a panic in his heart, and sat down on a chair. Jun Xijiu also followed and poured a cup of tea, and sat on the other side.

He took a sip from the teacup, Master Huai clenched his fists, covered his lips and coughed dryly, and said with some weakness in his heart: "Cough, our family's conditions are actually not bad, I didn't deliberately tell you before because I was afraid that you don't know the hardships of the world, so what?" , isn’t the saying that girls should be rich and boys should be poor? You are a boy”

The real situation of the Jun family is not exposed by Bu Meng this time, it will be revealed by others inadvertently in the future, or Jun Xijiu will find out by himself.

At first Master Huai wanted to keep it a secret, but later he deliberately let it go. You can get a general idea of ​​the situation of Jun’s family after a little inquiring outside. Jun Xijiu has not found any abnormalities until now. To be honest, Master Huai still has his own children. The character is too natural.

Jun Xijiu never felt that she had a hard life, and naturally she would not complain about Master Huai's concealment. After hearing this explanation, she believed it to be true, and said indifferently: "My son understands."

During the two days when I was a guest at Pang Hai's house, Pang Hai's mother also held this point of view. During the conversation, she also said that boys should be raised rough, and she regretted that she wanted to raise his sister richly. It's okay to raise a son poorly.

Watching Jun Xijiu's eyes were full of relief without the slightest bit of resentment, Master Huai was relieved and at the same time felt relieved, and asked in a moment of pride: "Is there anything Xiaojiu wants, I will buy it for you for my father." !"

Hmph, that old man in Kyoto buys both a house and a car. If he wants to buy something good, he has to hold back and dare not use it because of the contract.

Now Jun Xijiu has enough merits and virtues, and has raised another panda with national luck.But now I can take advantage of the loopholes, as long as I buy them in the name of Xing Che, if I just enjoy it, it's still okay.

Master Huai felt his spirit of buying, buying, and buying instantly ignited!

at last!

You can buy good things for your cubs in a fair way!

Jun Xijiu's face was a little dignified, and he refused: "The boy is raising his father poorly. I am an adult, and I will work hard to get what I want." It is old to ask for things from his parents. He has hands and feet now. Earn your own money.

The director of the movie he played in the award-winning year gave him a big red envelope, and also gave him a lot of money for the magazine he shot. Rewards also have continuous benefits

After all, he's actually pretty rich.

Jun Xijiu asked rhetorically, "Father, is there anything you want in particular? Recently, I have made some income, so I can repay my father."

Inexplicably a little excited.

The soul of buying, buying, and buying was splashed with cold water

Master Huai coughed up blood in his throat: "..."

This is really shooting himself in the foot. The cub knows that he has given back to his old father, and he is very relieved, but he feels a little aggrieved.

Jun Xijiu thought of something and clapped his hands: "Father, leave it to me to buy the new year's goods this time." Adding up the time of Savior Che and his cultivation, it was already the end of the year before he knew it, and Master Huai only came back recently. , New Year's goods have not been purchased yet.

Excitedly, he said the same thing: "I can write the couplets by myself, Auntie can cut the window grilles, Xingche wants to set off firecrackers, by the way, and buy some things to eat and visit relatives, father, I'll go." Make a list, time is tight."

After Jun Xijiu Haixing got up, he went to the small study to make a list, and by the way, he calculated how much money he had left in his savings, and whether he should buy a little better this year.

Master Huai: "..."

I really want to stand on the high mountain and say "ah" to the bottom.

Master Huai drifted away depressed. When he passed by the living room, he saw Bu Meng in the bottle. He went over and unscrewed the cap to pour it out. He said with a blank expression, "Whatever you want, I'll buy it for you!"

No, he really wants to buy something now, no matter who it is for!

Bu Meng: "What conspiracy do you have?"

What kind of nerves does this person have?