I really don't know anything

During evening self-study, Pang Hai came to find Jun Xijiu.

Jun Xijiu is no longer studying in the study room at night, but in an abandoned storage room, where only he and Pang Hai have the key, and it is very quiet without being disturbed.

There used to be a wandering ghost in this storage room who was reincarnated after helping her fulfill her wish.Looking at the vacant room, Pang Hai applied for a teacher in the name of Jun Xijiu and then occupied it and converted it into a private activity room.

The space is very small, only about ten square meters in size. It was originally disused. The teacher heard that Jun Xijiu was used for learning, so he quickly approved it.

The previously dilapidated room now looks brand new.

The surrounding walls were repainted, and Pang Hai did it himself.Posted a new wallpaper, Jun Xijiu used spells to post it.On the walls, there are simple lattice bookshelves made with the help of Pang Hai’s friends from the Department of Architecture, as well as decorative paintings dedicated by sisters from the Department of Fine Arts.

Now half of the bookshelf is filled with Jun Xijiu's recent learning materials, and the other half is filled with various figurines. Among them is a palm-sized wooden doll who is carefully cleaning one of the Mecha Gundams.

The wooden doll has joints in all four limbs, and the wrists can move.

The doll was also found in the same disused storage room when he was crushed under a cabinet with one of his arms and legs broken off.There is also a soul in the doll, which was brought over by the woman's ghost before she was alive.

The wood is broken, and the souls that have been fused together are naturally painful.Jun Xijiu repaired his body smoothly. It is naturally impossible to restore his original appearance, so he can only link his broken body with a special method.

But the wooden doll is also very happy. In the past, he could only see but not move. In order to be able to move his whole body, he also specifically asked Jun Xijiu to break his intact limbs and rebuild them. In order to be able to move freely and touch his beloved figurines, It is also a struggle.

The figures on half of the bookshelves are made of this wooden doll.

After Pang Hai entered the door, he saw a plate of pomegranates on the table, picked one up and began to peel it, and asked casually, "Where did this pomegranate come from?"

At this moment, Jun Xijiu was reading a book in the hanging chair on the balcony, when he heard the words, he replied casually: "It was sent by a fox." Le Min and the fox are already married, and this is a thank you gift.The pomegranates haven't reached their ripening season yet, and I don't know where they got them from.

The two of them got married because of pomegranates, probably because they fell in love with this kind of fruit. They would stuff two small pomegranates into the wedding candy bags prepared for guests when they got married.

Jun Xijiu is an extra gift.

"Hiss, it's so sour." Pang Hai threw one into his mouth. After biting it, the pomegranate juice splashed on the taste buds. After being stimulated by the sour taste, his mouth was full of saliva.

Grinning his teeth, Pang Hai yelled that he was so sour, and ate the one he peeled off in his hand. He had to eat it just now, and it was not good to waste it.

And this is hi fruit, no matter how sour it is, you have to finish it.

A little bit of joy might be able to confess successfully.

His hands were stained with juice when peeling the skin, he took out a wet towel to wipe his hands, and asked casually: "After the exam, it will be summer vacation, Brother Jiu, are you going to play at the beach?"

It's already mid-June now, and the summer vacation will be over after the exam in three days.

Pang Hai was a little excited: "I've bought all my surfboards." He had planned to go surfing before, and he placed an order to buy surfboards in April.

Jun Xijiu flipped through a page of the book and thought about her itinerary: "The club wants to participate in a comic exhibition as a group. I agree to go together. I'm free in July."

There are many comic exhibitions around the country during the holidays. Recently, he has seldom participated in club activities. This time, the president personally came to invite him, and he agreed.

"Okay, we'll go again in July."

Pang Hai disassembled a reclining chair in the corner and lay down. When he lay down, he let out a creaking moan, and said in silence: "The girl finally left satisfied."

Jun Xijiu stared at the contents of the book, turned his eyes and glanced at him from the corner of his eye. The flesh on his stomach has increased by at least five catties. This is the increase after he burns fat after long-distance running with Duo Duo every day. Fortunately.

Two days ago, when he was passing by a high school, he met a ghost of a student. She died suddenly from overstudy. The school she most wanted to be admitted to was the National University of China.

The girl's name is Li Zian.

Her wish is also very strange. She doesn't want to go back to see her family. It is said that the reason for her death is that her family insisted on enrolling her in a lot of cram schools. She was exhausted from studying non-stop every day. It is understandable that she feels resentful and unwilling to go back.

Jun Xijiu asked her again if she wanted to experience university life, didn't she work so hard because she wanted to be admitted to the National University of China, and he happened to be from this school, so it was very convenient.

The girl shook her head, saying that she just wanted to have a meal in the canteen of NUS.

Jun Xijiu: "..."

Anyway, it's just helping out while eating, killing two birds with one stone.

Jun Xijiu originally planned to let the girl possess her to fulfill her wish, that is, to eat in the cafeteria for a few days.Who knew that the girl didn't want to possess him, but fell in love with Pang Hai instead.

Pang Hai has a round body and looks very kind.

As a reminder: Li Zian is also a chubby girl.

The compatibility between the soul and the body of the two of them was fairly matched, and Pang Hai agreed without hesitation. He just lent his body to others for a few meals, what a simple matter.

Who knew that girl could eat very well, and she wasn't picky about food.

After eating in the cafeteria for half a month, because he looked so happy eating, the people around him couldn’t help but increase their appetite when they watched him eat delicious and sweet meals. It is said that the overall income of the cafeteria has increased by a few days because of this. percent.

There are four large canteens in the National University, and the girl didn't dislike the bad food in the canteens, so she went around and left Pang Hai with the title of Stomach Brother.

What should I do if I can't eat?

Play a video of Jianweige, and you will be able to eat three bowls of rice in one meal.

Nowadays, anyone who can't eat will put their mobile phone in front of the dining table, and broadcast the video of Pang Hai recorded by netizens. Seeing him eating like a big mouth, he immediately has an appetite.

Recently, many private kitchens in the school want to invite him to be a spokesperson, provide free meals, just sit in the lobby and eat to stimulate the appetite of the guests.

Although Jun Xijiu doesn't care much about other people's opinions, he doesn't want to be called Stomach Brother. Now Pang Hai's video is even being used to treat patients with anorexia.

It is said to have miraculous effects!

Well, he admitted that he has the burden of being an idol.

At this time, the wooden doll also finished cleaning and maintaining his figure, and suddenly asked: "Junjun, do you like big E or flat A? Or do you like big PP with special taste?" They made gestures before and after.

Jun Xijiu: "..."

Simply looking at the content of the question, one would think that the soul of the wooden doll is a male dead fat house, but the soul inside the wooden doll is a Ji guy with a somewhat wretched personality.

Almost all of her collections are female figures.

Pang Hai replied: "I like playing against A."

The wooden doll didn't believe it: "Tsk tsk tsk, hypocrisy. I don't believe that you like A in the palm of your hand. What you want is actually your big sister F who can suffocate you!"

Pang Hai pointed to a poster on the wall: "I like A now."

That poster is a picture of the female teacher.

The smile on the wooden doll's face turned into a funny expression: "Oh, why are all the books you hide in the second and eighth boxes are proud young ladies?"

Pang Hai: "..."

He hugged his chest and said in a very sad and melancholy tone: "That is my lost youth." For love, he gave up the high slope and chose the flat land.

A light voice interjected: "I prefer C."

The wooden doll nodded in agreement: "Compared to the small A and the big F, C is in the middle, which is not too big or small. It's just right, Junjun, were you talking just now?!"

Pang Hai was so frightened that he rolled off the recliner, and asked with a look of shock and disbelief: "Brother Ninth, are you possessed by something dirty?!"

Jun Xijiu: "..."

As for the reaction so much?

He is also a normal man with puberty, right? He coughs and coughs every morning and his body is fine. Is it normal to have fantasies about girls' bodies?

The wooden doll involuntarily held the Mai Shiranui figurine in her hand and buried her face in her chest to suppress her shock. It was too scary, no, it was too scary, okay.

This is no less than the sudden transformation of an ascetic male god into a fat man.

She asked cautiously: "So male god, may I ask which of these figures do you like the most?" From this, the boss' preferences can be deduced.

Jun Xijiu pulled her eyes away from the book, and raised her eyes to scan around those cute, mature and enchanting, cool and beautiful, or gentle and elegant figures.

"The row on the far right likes them all."

The wooden doll turned her head and looked at it. It was the only set of infant figures in her collection besides Lolita and Yujie. Recently, she especially liked the protagonist in the anime Fan Xueyuan Dad. Kindergarten children.

One person and one wood suddenly showed dead fish eyes: "..."

Just say it.

Even if the abstinent male god suddenly talked about something about Oupai in an uproarious manner, he is still a child control in essence, there is no way to save him, and he will probably never have love in his life.

Other single dogs exude a fragrance, and they are still eager to get out of the sour and smelly circle in essence. What Jun Xijiu exudes is directly the virus

Jun · Topic Stopper · Xi Jiu continued to read with his head down.

The air was silent for a long time.

The wooden doll decided not to bring Jun Xijiu to play together, and chatted with Pang Hai about a new controversial topic, which one is better, Gaopo and Hepingdi.

The two kept arguing until the end of the evening self-study.

Jun Xijiu asked, "Are you going back with me?"

The wooden doll shook its head, put its arms around a figurine next to it and said, "I want to sleep with my wife and concubines."

When Jun Xijiu was about to leave, she asked again: "When are you going to play at that cutie's house again?"

The little cutie she was talking about was another wooden doll, a doll of a fox, whom she met once at a wedding.The main body is a thousand-year-old camphor tree planted in a Buddhist temple. It has a quiet and well-behaved personality, simple and cute, and has just been born with wisdom recently.

"She's so cute, with all due respect, I want to sleep with her."

Jun Xijiu twitched the corner of her mouth: "They took them away when they went abroad for their honeymoon."

It's better not to let this old driver pollute people's pure cutie.

Jun Xijiu remembered that Xing Che wanted to eat Ye Erba from Sichuan. It was still early, and the shop should not be closed yet.

As soon as he arrived through the Yin Road, there was a sudden violent tremor under his feet.