I really don't know anything

The smell on Jun Xijiu's body couldn't be eliminated no matter what.

This is described in the original book, even if the male protagonist came out of the stinking account and washed his body several times, I don’t know if it’s because of the psychological effect that he still feels the smell on his body.

Even if this smell is cleaned up once with a cleansing spell, it will reappear a second time and a third time.Jun Xijiu himself has no smell, but a layer of high-risk gas is forcibly added around him.

Zero Zero Three kindly reminded: "It will be lifted in seven days."

In the original book, when chatting with the heroine, the male protagonist said that he always felt that the smell on his body still existed after experiencing the stinking number, and it took seven days for him to feel that it disappeared.

Jun Xijiu: "..."

Sure enough, destroy the world.

Pang Hai resisted the smell like a blown septic tank. This is not his feeling, but the author's original adjective is like this.

He tried to change the subject, pointed to the food basket beside him and asked, "Do you want something to eat?" As soon as he said that, he wanted to slap himself in the face. Isn't this adding fuel to the fire?

These foods were all taken from the hands of the puppets around them.

Jun Xijiu turned expressionlessly and walked towards the base of a wall, squatting silently in a corner, a strong low air pressure exuded from his body, several puppets nearby twisted twice after being affected by the impact, and finally turned into white smoke Disappeared.

Ju Zuo jumped down from the tree and squatted on Pang Hai's shoulder. A cat's sense of smell is more sensitive than a dog's.When Jun Xijiu approached just now, his nose exploded instantly, and he almost passed out on the spot, but luckily he fled quickly.

That is, it will still feel as if the nose doesn't exist.

Fortunately, the surrounding scene changed again at this time. Jun Xijiu was sitting in the hall this time, surrounded by candidates, and shifted his gaze to look at the surrounding environment.

This is the palace test.

Jun Xijiu was still in a bad mood because of what happened just now, but even though he didn't do anything, the emperor was still very happy to appoint him as the number one scholar.

Almost instantly the scene changed again.

Jun Xijiu was riding a tall white horse covered in red, the surrounding streets were crowded with crowds, and the shops on both sides were crowded with many little girls.After walking for a while, all kinds of handkerchiefs, sachets and flowers were covered on his body.

This is the plot of the number one scholar parading through the streets, throwing fruit and filling the car.

This time the crowd is no longer dull and godless, like wooden stakes, and the expressions of the characters are much more vivid. In such a high-standard scene, the dream master is nearby?

At this time, a peony flower flew into Jun Xijiu's hand as if equipped with a navigation system. Why did you use this word? Jun Xijiu subconsciously avoided it, but the flower turned a corner and landed on him hands.

Just now so many flowers and sachets fell all over his body, only this flower flew into his hand forcibly, Jun Xijiu raised his eyes and glanced in the direction of the flower, and sure enough, he met a pair of shy belts timid eyes.

It is the dream master of this world, Li Xiaoxia.

Jun Xijiu glanced at it and then turned away. Just now, the scenes changed continuously, and another strange soul wave appeared in the dream world.

Presumably he is the master who made the dream ball.

Next, as long as Li Xiaoxia's emotions are affected to make her change the scene in her dream frequently and find more loopholes, she will be able to catch the murderer hidden behind the scenes.

Looking at that handsome face, Li Xiaoxia couldn't help being a little crazy, until the people and horses had passed, she still couldn't recover.

At this moment, Chuntao reminded: "Miss, we should go."

The parade team can still see the end, but Li Xiaoxia doesn't want to leave yet.Chuntao changed her rhetoric, and persuaded again: "My good lady, hasn't the master already agreed to ask the emperor to marry you, in the future you will have enough time to see enough!"

Li Xiaoxia blushed a little at the thought of the future, this time she followed Chuntao away.

Almost the moment his eyes disappeared from behind, Jun Xijiu came to another scene again to check the situation. This should be the Qionglin Banquet held for these Jinshi.

A middle-aged man in a dragon robe walked over at this time, without saying any polite words, he went straight to the point, and asked mechanically: "Does Jun Aiqing have a marriage contract?"

Jun Xijiu didn't answer.

He complained in his heart that the material of the emperor's dragon robe was still reflective, not because it was embroidered with gold thread, but because the material was like oilcloth.Even the dragon pattern on the dragon robe is not embroidered, but directly printed with ink.

Really the poorest emperor in history.

Oh, and the most pitiful emperor in history, even the clothes worn by the eunuch next to him are mechanically embroidered, but they are ten times better than the dragon robes printed on oilcloth.

Even though Junqing didn't answer, the emperor still insisted on speaking his lines.

"Aiqing, since you don't have a marriage contract, I just happen to know that there is a beauty here who describes you as a match made in heaven, would you like to marry me?"

Jun Xijiu couldn't help frowning, feeling a little displeased.

Parents to enrich people.

In ancient times, parents were still above the emperor in terms of marriage.Although giving a marriage is a very honorable thing, the emperor will not force a random marriage.Usually, the two parties have already negotiated in private, and then ask the emperor to act as a matchmaker to give the marriage.

Disregarding people's will and pulling man to breed at will is to breed animals.

The slaves in ancient times had no human rights, and the master could decide their marriage.If the emperor just gave people random marriages according to his own preferences, he would be insulting both sides as servants and beasts, and if he didn't do it well, the marriage would directly turn into enmity.

There are very few incidents of forced marriages, so there is no need to cause trouble for yourself.

Even in the Qing Dynasty, where the number of marriages was given most frequently and the most, the emperors mostly gave marriages to their children.Moreover, their dynastic systems are different. Except for the royal family members, including the ministers, they are all their royal servants, and it is nothing to give marriages at will.

Whether Jun Xijiu is willing or not, the scene changes again.

This time he is still riding a tall horse, but it is not a parade, but a scene of getting married directly.Jun Xijiu winked at Tachibana who was in the wedding procession.

Tachibana rushed out quickly, and when Jun Xijiu rode his horse to the door of the Hou Mansion, the scene changed again.This time in the new house, the bride is sitting upright on the bed.

Jun Xijiu looked at Pang Hai, who was dressed in a funny nanny outfit. Only women could enter the new house, and the only man could only be the groom. He fought hard to get in.

Thanks to the fact that the people outside were all dolls, he, a stout nanny, got in. She suppressed a smile and gave him a wink, telling him to go forward and take off the hijab.

Pang Hai has illusions.

Li Xiaoxia didn't notice that the groom had changed. Her eyes were shy, and she looked at Mr. Ruyi who had lifted her hijab with excitement. After only one glance, she couldn't help lowering her head again in embarrassment.

Her dream has finally come true!

Jun Xijiu gestured to Pang Hai, and Pang Hai lowered his voice and said, "I'll go out to toast the guests first, you wait for me." Then he turned and left reluctantly.

Li Xiaoxia's appearance is really alluring.

When we went outside, the table was full of good wine and good food, and the guests were all acting like a set program, talking and joking mechanically, creating a festive effect of the wedding banquet.The language is very vivid, but the expression is dull like a mask.

The extremely strong contrast feels that it is not a wedding banquet, but a horrible death banquet.

Pang Hai found a table with few people, and moved two of the puppet figures away. He sat on the table and began to eat and drink.His mental strength has not been tempered, and now it is a bit exhausted to act in other people's dreams, and it is easy to feel hungry.

Jun Xijiu had no appetite, so he poured himself a glass of wine.Pick it up and take a sip, the taste is excellent, it really is a dream, any good thing can be concretized.

After eating and drinking enough, Pang Hai asked, "What about the bride?"

The scene does not change, which shows that the dreamer is looking forward to the wedding night.Jun Xijiu glanced at Pang Hai: "You were the one who lifted the hijab just now, a moment in Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, go."

Pang Hai had a struggling and hesitant look on his face.

In the room, there is a beautiful woman waiting for him, and the other party will not resist, and even cooperate with him to pick.

In the end, Pang Hai suddenly picked up a glass of wine and downed it in one gulp. He shook his head and refused with great determination: "Forget it, I want to protect my family's big flower like a jade."

Dahua is the nickname of the female teacher that Pang Hai likes.

There was a little smile in Jun Xijiu's eyes, and he didn't say anything. He turned around and reached out to touch Tachibana's head: "Your Majesty, it's time for you to appear."

Ju Zuo rubbed Jun Xijiu's hand instead: "She's bald, so ugly meow."

Well, different species have different aesthetics.

He said so, but he still rushed to the new house.Tachibana was crowned emperor because of the enthronement ceremony, and gained a lot of public approval afterwards. The power of faith awakened him to a special ability.

One word.

It is also an alternative version of Ling Ling.As long as it is a person whose strength is lower than Tachibana, the other party will obey [-]% of the 'orders' he utters.For those with high strength, there is a certain chance that it will affect the other party, and it will be invalid if it is much higher.

This ability was used to skip the steps of the wedding just now.

A moment later, the scene changed again, Jun Xijiu and Pang Hai were standing outside a room, and a sharp scream came from inside, startling them both.

Before anything happened, a middle-aged woman came out with a baby in her arms and congratulated her with a smile on her face: "Congratulations, master, congratulations to the master, madam has given birth to a son."

"..."

Pang Hai gave a thumbs up: "Congratulations, happy to be a father."

Jun Xijiu threw the pot to Ju Zuo calmly: "It's Your Majesty's lucky beauty."

Tachibana: "It's too ugly, it's definitely not my kind."

Just like this, they took turns complaining, and the scene changed again, this time it was the scene of the child's full moon, which immediately changed to the scene of the first year and the week after Tachibana came out.Just like this, switching constantly, Li Xiaoxia soon finished her 'happiness'.

At the last moment of her life, a mysterious voice suddenly appeared in Li Xiaoxia's mind: "I am the owner of the dream ball, has your wish come true?"

She was surprised, but she said with satisfaction in her heart: "I"

Before he finished speaking, he fell into a deep sleep. The surrounding scenery suddenly changed. All the people and objects shattered and collapsed like a mirror before disappearing. However, within a short time, the entire space turned white.

Jun Xijiu held a cloud of black mist that kept emerging in his hand.

"Caught you."