I really don't know anything

After the morning class, Jun Xijiu couldn't hold on and wanted to sleep.

Last night he thoughtlessly threatened Xing Che that he would abandon him to raise another child if he didn't go to school, and then made the little guy cry all night.The sound of howling halfway alarmed Professor Chen, and after learning the reason, he gave him a lesson.

In order to reassure the little guy, he didn't sleep almost all night.

Two days ago, in order to free up time, he changed classes with other teachers, so he still had a class in the afternoon, and it was too troublesome to go home and sleep, so he planned to take a short nap in the office.

There is no bed in the office, and the recliner cannot stretch the whole body. It will be even more uncomfortable to fall asleep. If there is no one around, I will turn to Jun Miao and nest on the seat cushion of the chair.

Jun Miao felt a soft touch when he was half asleep and half awake. The soft and soft feeling is very comfortable, like a cushion made of Jiuweiqing's tail hair. The satin covering the tail hair is also very silky and warm. He rubbed his face unconsciously. rub.

"No meow~"

Immediately afterwards, there was a feeling of suffocation, the feeling of being bound by something, and then a small scream came from the ear: "Wow, so cute~"

Jun Miao opened her eyes in a daze, and there was a white flower in front of her eyes, and her face was pressed on it, Ruan Ruanmeng, the feeling she felt just now seemed to be this.

and many more.

"Meow!"

After Jun Miao figured out what the soft thing was, she quickly broke free and fled to the cabinet by the wall, staring warily at a girl standing below.

Glancing in the direction of the door, the door of the office was ajar.When he came in in the morning, he just closed the door and didn't lock it.The power overflowing from his body has not been completely restrained. Recently, because of the invisible pressure, no one dared to come to the office to look for him.

Careless.

The girl walked over cautiously with eyes full of eyes. The cabinet placed by the wall was not very high, and she could barely reach it by pointing her toes, "Little cat, come to my sister~"

Jun Miao instantly thought of the day when she accidentally used the dream ball and was surrounded by all kinds of young ladies. She couldn't help shaking when she recalled the beginning, and her body instinctively ran out of the neutral position and ran out of the door. go out.

Who knew that going out would attract more people's attention.

Running and running, the inner playfulness became so great that he forgot the real purpose, and began to enjoy the fun that others chased him but couldn't catch, until he got into an empty room and was washed by the cold air inside. His blood calmed down.

bang.

Jun Miao jumped back reflexively.

Locking on the source of the sound, it was found that an empty bottle had fallen on the ground. The liquid in the bottle was beautiful, with a golden streamer in the pink and purple, and I couldn't help but hook it with my claws.

"It's best not to touch it, it's highly poisonous inside."

Jun Miao looked around, and finally fixed her gaze on a dusty book. The voice just now seemed to be transmitted from this book.

"You can hear me, you are not an ordinary cat."

Jun Miao transforms into Jun Xi Jiu.

The voice in the book was even more surprised: "Are you a monster?"

The other party was not hostile, so Jun Xijiu walked over to pick up the book, and brushed a set of cleaning skills. When he was running around, his hair was dirty, and when he transformed into a human form, it was also attached to his clothes.

"Thank you, I feel much more comfortable and refreshed."

After a close observation, it was discovered that the books were not book spirits, and Yan Ruyu's family all had a refreshing aura, even if the book with a violent heart became fine, the aura was clean.

This book exudes a strong sinister aura, but the aura is very pure and not contaminated with blood, which shows that the other party is not contaminated with human life.

Jun Xijiu suddenly felt something was wrong, rubbed the cover of the book with his fingertips to feel it carefully, and murmured in surprise: "Human skin?"

The book said in a tone similar to singing: "The answer is correct."

Immediately afterwards, he moaned and said: "Well, this gentleman, can you put me down, you hold me like this, as if you are touching my face. Besides, I am a fellow, and your behavior like this will make you think You're sexually harassing me~"

Jun Xijiu threw the book back to its original place reflexively.

Shu Shu snorted: "Hmm, you are really rough, but I still like your type." He snorted and asked again: "Can you dot your eyes?"

"Or open your eyes."

He then complained and said: "I forgot to dot my eyes when I made myself into a book, and now everything I see is a blur of energy."

Jun Xijiu thought secretly, no wonder the book itself only exudes a sinister aura and no bloody aura. It turns out that the materials used to make it are made by myself, so naturally it is not considered murderous.

But he was also pretty crazy.

The book seems to have guessed Jun Xijiu's thoughts, and explained: "Because I am curious. After discovering a new world, everyone can't help but want to see it?"

Originally, I just wanted to see it, but who knew I was addicted to it after I went in.

Jun Xijiu urged the demon force to make the nails pop out, scratched the fingertips, drew two eyes on the cover of the book, paused and said, "Opening the eyes will hurt."

Shu Shu chuckled: "Does it hurt when I don't anesthetize and peel the skin?"

Jun Xijiu was silent, forgetting that this person is still a pervert, and he didn't use anesthesia when the skin was peeled. I guess he is still the kind of shaking M type who enjoys the pain.

Then there is nothing to worry about, inject spiritual power into the nails and draw a line horizontally in the painted eye sockets, and bloody tears slide down from the eye sockets in an instant.

"Hmm." Shushu hummed, then opened his eyes, and whistled when he saw Jun Xijiu clearly: "I like you even more, if I'm still alive, I really want to sleep with you Sleep."

Jun Xijiu: "..."

Fortunately, he is a cardboard man now.

"My name is Wen Buyan."

This name seems to have been heard somewhere.

When Jun Xijiu was reading the book, he suddenly remembered that when he was writing his doctoral thesis, he also checked the papers of other people for reference.

Among them, there is a doctoral thesis that is the most special. The whole article feels like dissecting the skin, cutting the skin a little bit to reveal the muscles and texture inside.

When you look at it carefully, you will have a creepy feeling. It doesn't feel like you are reading a thesis at all, but you are quitting gambling or some horrible suspense novel.

I heard from the professor of the history department that Wen Buyan was a scientific research madman, and finally died in the scientific research room inexplicably one day. The way of death was very strange, as if being sucked dry by a vampire. year old man.

If it weren't for the DNA confirmation, it would be impossible to believe that the deceased was only 20 years old.

The matter was blocked by the police at the time, and it was Jun Xijiu who was surprised by Wen Buyan's thesis with emotion that the old professor secretly said something to him in private.

Wen Buyan probably hasn't talked to anyone for a long time, or maybe he really likes Jun Xijiu, and then he chatters and asks some things non-stop.

At the same time, Jun Xijiu also knew about him.

Wen Buyan used to be a staunch materialist in the past, but later he accidentally picked up a notebook that recorded witchcraft.At the beginning, he read the contents of the notebook as a story, and he was very interested in one thing recorded in it.

It just so happened that he had ready-made materials by his side, so he followed the steps with the mentality of trying. He did not expect that the things recorded in the notebook were really successful.

Wen Buyan blinked: "After the first success, I was completely attracted by the things recorded in it." He likes unsolved mysteries the most.

The door to the new world has opened, and he won't be able to sleep without taking a look.

"And then I was completely addicted to it."

Jun Xijiu understands his mood, similar things, when he reads a good book, he will be addicted to the world described in the book and cannot extricate himself.

In a way, they are the same kind of people.

Wen Buyan's tone was a little excited: "Although I'm not a good person, I promised a good boy not to do bad things. It's just that the content in that notebook really attracted me, so I couldn't hold back in the end."

You can't hurt others, just use yourself to test.

"The moment of success is just amazing, you know, that feeling is more addictive than sex, oh, I can still recall the feeling at that time."

The thrill of pleasure is addictive.

Jun Xijiu: "..."

He was wrong, they were not from the same world at all.

When Wen Buyan was intoxicated by himself, he would ask, "Can I be by your side?" His instinct told himself that he would see many novel things by the side of this person.

Jun Xijiu hesitated and nodded: "Okay."

Anyway, he already has a lot of weird things around him.

Moreover, a person like Wen Buyan is a hidden bomb. From the chat just now, it can be known that he has no sense of awe for life, including his own life.

Moreover, his concept of good and evil is not strong, and he has the same anti-social personality tendency as Chen Yuchen. Who knows if he will suddenly change his mind and fall into evil ways in the future.

"Um~"

Jun Xijiu just touched the cover of the book, and when she heard Wen Buyan's ecstatic moan, she withdrew her hand as if it was hot, almost forgetting that this guy is still gay.

Go back and give him a new book cover.

"The temperature of your fingers is the warmth I like." Wen Buyan flipped through the pages of the book, and a lot of content like class notes appeared on it.

He boasted like a princely wife: "Although I was only 20 years old when I died, I was a famous genius before I was alive, and my knowledge base is still very rich. You are a student here. I can guide you in the future, and you can also use me Take notes~"

In this way, you can often be touched by the other party.

Jun Xijiu took out a handkerchief and wiped his hands, and said calmly: "Although I am only 19 years old this year, I am already a professor at the National University of China, a senior class."

Wen Buyan: "..."

Hey, hit the ghost!

Jun Xijiu wrapped Wen Buyan in a handkerchief and brought her back, and by the way, introduced her to her current inhuman partner in the office.

"Puppet doll, gender female, Ji Ji." She didn't tell her own story, and everyone didn't know her real name, so she was called by her physical name.

"Red-cheeked parrot, Hong Jia, a comedian." He has recently officially changed his career to become a comedian, and he is a fan of cooperating with a bigwig in the industry.

Wen Buyan suddenly looked at a potted flower on the balcony and exclaimed, "Oh, I'm in love."

Jun Xijiu: "..."

That potted flower, scientific name is Italian red door orchid.