I really don't know anything

Jun Xijiu turned around, but there was no one behind him.Looking around, there was only a young man who was waiting for the traffic light and took the opportunity to lower his head and play with his mobile phone for a while.

The inexplicable words just now resounded directly in his mind, and after spreading his spiritual power to sense it, there was no evil spirit around him.

Could it be that some monk was joking with him?

"Fellow Daoist, please lift your foot high, you stepped on me."

The words echoed directly in his mind again, Jun Xijiu moved his foot doubtfully, a little surprised, there was indeed a coin under his foot.

"Meeting is fate, etc., I can't help it anymore." Immediately afterwards, I heard another scream in my mind: "Ahhhh, it hurts me so much."

Jun Xijiu: "..."

This style of painting is slightly fresh and refined.

Jun Xijiu bent down to pick up the coin, wiped off the footprints on it as gently as possible, and whispered: "Sorry." Whether it was intentional or unintentional.In short, he stepped on someone else, it was his negligence, and he didn't make much excuses.

The screams in my mind only lasted for three seconds and then stopped, and then the other party spoke again, with a bit of embarrassment and embarrassment in his tone, but he spoke very fast: "Well, it's the poor who should say sorry That's right. This coin is just my avatar, the pain between the two will not be transmitted to each other, there is something wrong with Pindao's main body, ah, I won't dance with you again next time, waist twist It hurts."

Just as Jun Xijiu wanted to ask a question, another voice came from the opposite side.

[The waist is not soft but also twisted, you blame me for flashing? 】

[Oh, Pindao, it’s not that he forgot that he is in the shape of a coin, his body is made of metal, and his waist is extremely hard.Ahhh, my waist hurts so much, hurry up and help the poor. 】

[La la la la la la, I, just, no! 】

[For the sake of our friendship? 】

[The friendship between us is only worth a dime, and it is not worth my high hand. 】

【Isn't Pindao bringing you ten times the wealth luck? 】

[Oh, the fortune of one dollar? 】

【It's so heartbreaking, Pindao will cry. 】

【Your heart is made of copper-zinc alloy, very hard and impenetrable. 】

Jun Xijiu: "..."

At this time, the green light turned on, and Jun Xijiu had to cross the road first with the coin.

During the period, the two kept arguing. Jun Xijiu has not yet learned how to communicate with the divine sense. She interrupted several times without success, and she couldn't unilaterally block it, so she could only let them be in her mind like no one else. chat.

At the beginning, the two only hurt each other, but then the more they quarreled, the more angry they became. Both of them lost their minds and began to hurt each other and get out of the way.

Jun Xijiu also learned some basic information about the other party.

The two people on the opposite side are both spirits and monsters. The self-proclaimed poor man who communicated with him at the beginning has a dime in his body.

The coin essence is the mother parent of the first coin produced in China, and it is refined with the blessing of the national luck.Later, he was obtained by a practitioner, who placed his body in the longan of a dragon vein for cultivation, and planned to use it as his own weapon after cultivation.

It's just that the coin essence has transformed into form, and after the appointed time, the practitioner still hasn't come to look for him.He was able to take form because of the favor of the other party. This opportunity must be repaid, otherwise it will hinder his future practice.

Coin Jing waited for a while and didn't want to wait any longer, and planned to take the initiative to find the Taoist priest.Because the person who gave him the opportunity was a Taoist priest, so he called himself a Taoist priest.

It's just that he didn't know anything about the Taoist priest except his appearance.In order to find him, the coin spirit created countless avatars and scattered them to every corner.While self-cultivating, he also took the opportunity to find the Taoist priest.

As for the other one, the main body is a salt-loving grass, and the name is Xiyan.A long time ago, in the place where he originally lived, there lived a water dragon. The other party tried to forcibly transform the dragon into a catastrophe but failed. By chance, he was watered by the other party's demon blood and became enlightened.

Originally living in the sea, one day she was attracted by a strong wish on land and went ashore.Later, I was dazzled by the colorful life on land, so I didn't want to go back to the sea and live on land.

Seaweed Jing and Coin Jing got acquainted by roughly the same chance as Jun Xijiu, and Coin Jing also met when he was looking for someone to practice.

Xiyan didn't understand anything when she first landed, because the appearance of the transformation form was extremely beautiful, and she was kidnapped and sold by gangsters as soon as she landed.Then a coin spirit, a Daoist priest, was found in the room where he was imprisoned [unknown to me].

After that, the two formed a relationship?

[Master Xiyan, who is all over the world, you have such a beautiful appearance, you must have an even more beautiful and kind heart, can you help this injured person, Pindao? 】

【For the sake of your foresight, okay. 】

[Thank you, did you think Pindao would say that?Hahahaha, you ugly bastard, ahhhh, my waist! 】

【】

After a crisp clicking sound similar to an object being broken, the connection in his mind was suddenly broken, and Jun Xijiu was speechless looking at the coin that suddenly folded 90° in half in his hand.

If Jun Xijiu used the Internet frequently, he would know that there is an emoticon package that is especially suitable for Coin Jing's current situation.

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The contact was interrupted, Jun Xijiu glanced at the coin in his hand that had returned to its original shape, and after waiting for a meeting, he didn't see the other party contacting again, so he put the coin in his bag first.

Tachibana woke up now, got out of Jun Xijiu's clothes, then lay on his shoulder, and rubbed his face: "Meow~"

Jun Xijiu reached out and rubbed his head: "Want to come down for a walk?"

Tachibana flicked his tail, put it on Jun Xijiu's neck, used it as a scarf, and softly called: "Meow." The ground was too dirty, and he didn't want to go down.

The overall fur color of the orange seat is orange, and the tips of the limbs and claws are snow white.If there is a little dust, it will be obvious.

Jun Xijiu continued to coax him: "Go home and help you take a bath?"

"Meow." The ground will burn the claws.

Jun Xijiu shook her head, it was already afternoon, and the temperature on the ground had already dropped, only around ten degrees.

In short, I'm just too lazy to go, it's obviously a kitten, and it's in a vigorous and active stage, but Tachibana's mentality is like an old man.

"Meow." Meow asked to poop.

There is no cat litter box at hand, Juzao has a high level of public morality, and is a little bit of a clean freak.There is no toilet, I would rather hold back than defecate anywhere.

Jun Xijiu looked around, and there happened to be a shopping mall nearby.

As mentioned earlier, the king plays nine fans of large buildings.Generally a slightly more complex structure, no one is carrying or bad luck, he can go around for a long time in it.However, the toilets in shopping malls are usually located in the left and right corners. This time, Jun Xijiu walked along the far side aisle and found the public toilet quite smoothly.

"Meow!" There are ghosts in it.

As soon as he approached the men's toilet, Tachibana yelled.

Jun Xijiu froze for a moment, then pulled out the ruler hidden in his sleeve.

Animals, especially black cats, are very sensitive to the smell of femininity. Although Juzuo is an orange cat, he also has the instinct to perceive femininity.After opening the spiritual wisdom, the ability in this area becomes more sensitive, and often discovers the existence of the nearby femininity before Jun Xijiu.

Jun Xijiu hooked his fingers and opened the door of the toilet with his breath. He thought that the ghost inside would rush out, and the posture was all set. Who knew that the other party squatted tremblingly on the edge of the toilet, looking at Jun Xi in horror. The orange seat on the nine shoulders.

"Meow." Tie Ben Meow's claws and catch him.

Tachibana yelled, and the ghost trembled even more. He held his head and screamed, "Don't, don't come here, I'm afraid of cats."

Jun Xijiu watched him trembling so that the yin energy on his body began to spread out, and seeing that he was going to die in a while, he picked up Tachibana and stuffed it into his clothes.

After losing sight of the orange seat, although the ghost's body was still shaking regularly, its expression was not so frightened at all.

Some people are afraid of snakes, insects, rats and ants, and it is not uncommon to be afraid of cats.Jun Xijiu had met a man who was particularly afraid of cats in the mass grave before. The other party felt that the cat's eyes were particularly terrifying. It was said that when they looked at each other, there was always a gloomy feeling.

"Meow." Meow is so cute.

Although Tachibana doesn't like to talk to other people, he still likes the feeling of being praised.It's like that although he always dislikes Pang Hai in various ways every time, he still enjoys Pang Hai's fancy kneeling and licking to please him.

Seeing that the ghost started to vibrate frequently again, Jun Xijiu touched Tachibana comfortingly, telling him to keep quiet for now.

After Yinhun's mood calmed down again, Jun Xijiu asked habitually, "What wish do you have? Or longing?"

Some ghosts have no unfulfilled desires, but have desires and desires.Some want a full meal, some want a new dress, some want other

Yin Hun blurted out: "I long for ass!"

Jun Xijiu: "..."

Did he hear wrong just now?

Yinhun stopped shaking for a moment, and he held his face obsessively: "I like to look at people's buttocks. I can't look at people's buttocks openly when I'm alive, but I can look at them without any scruples when I'm dead. I can even touch them without being beaten."

"Ah, it's good to die, the toilet is heaven~"

Jun Xijiu's expression was a little stiff: "This seems to be a men's restroom?" He also looked back at the urinal specially set up for men behind him, it's a men's restroom, right?

Yin Hun was afraid and didn't dare to raise his head just now, but only then did he really see Jun Xijiu's face clearly, he was only stunned for a second, then his eyes fell and his mouth opened slightly.If it wasn't for Yinhun's incorporeal existence, he might already be drooling: "Excellent"

Jun Xijiu carried Tachibana out again with a gloomy expression.

Tachibana felt that Jun Xijiu's breath was very unhappy. Although he didn't understand the meaning of the conversation between the two just now, he also knew that it was because of this ghost, so he immediately glared fiercely at the ghost: "Meow!"

Yin Hun instantly forgot about his obsession, shivering in the corner: "Ah, I was wrong, you hide the cat."

When people are still alive, some people can't resist the shackles of social morality. Even if they have any special hobbies in their hearts, they can only come secretly.Once dead, because the public can't see their actions and can't criticize them, what was originally just a little bit will expand infinitely over time.

Take this pervert with special hobbies as an example. He was even a good person who was willing to help others during his lifetime, and he still had a little bit of merit in him.After death, apart from hiding in the toilet to peep at other people's privacy, he has never harmed a living person.

Jun Xijiu couldn't kill him just because of his own selfishness.But although he can't kill him at will, it's still possible to teach him a lesson.

The pervert was taught by Tachibana until he was out of his wits before letting him go. He also swore that he would never dare to spy on others casually again, so he quickly left the toilet.

The premise of his presumptuousness before was that no one could see him, so he could do some shameless things with confidence and boldness, and at the same time, he still had a sense of pleasure in tearing up his moral sense.Once someone can see him and know what he has done, his inner moral sense will once again silently shackle his soul.

Such is the sorrow of the little man.

In fact, Jun Xijiu didn't quite understand, Taoist Yun Ran told him all these.

"People's hearts are really complicated."

Tachibana showed his prestige just now, and now he will be a little more lively: "Meow." Meow smelled the breath of ghosts, so he was outside, walking around.

Jun Xijiu touched Tachibana's head with his backhand, and put aside the worries that had just arisen in his heart: "Okay." When he was about to go out, he encountered another problem.

That, which road did he come from just now?