[Sword III] Memoirs

121

Hua'er and I scouted several locations, and we decided on Mingjiao Yingyue Lake.

The absence of a master of ceremonies gave us a headache. I thought for a while and said let the whistle come, he will definitely not be cold when he comes.

Hua'er went crazy, saying are you sure?

I said yes, and immediately went to the gang group to hook up the whistle.

The whistle is also crazy, saying are you sure?

I said sure.

The whistle said, if you are willing to die, I will be willing to bury you!

122

Hua'er said, I felt pain when I saw the word "wedding" in the group announcement.

I said, that's not why you changed it to a funeral.

The whistle said, are you getting married or buried.

I said, the problem is that Hua'er said seeing wedding eggs hurt, and I saw funeral eggs hurt.

The whistle was silent for a while and said, I see, you get married, and the flowers are buried!

123

The beginning of the day really had the air of a funeral.

Hua'er and I stood under the tree on the small island in Yingyue Lake, packing our backpacks and waiting for someone.

"PIA——" Xuanxuan's body suddenly appeared in front of us.

Hua'er hit the ellipsis and played the heart drumstring.

But this is understandable.

After all, although Xuanxuan is a violent DPS, he is a Tang Meng, and he is still a very stuck Tang Meng.

Looking at Tang Aotian in a wheelchair, I think this corpse is quite normal.

But after a while, another corpse appeared in front of us.

That gray name is Qiqi.

Hua'er silently added him to the regiment, and helped Hua'er to start stitching silently.

And I'm roaring: How did you, Tiance, fall to your death!How about your little lightness skill in the double jump!

Qiqi made a sweaty expression and said, unexpectedly...

Seeing this, the leader of the gang complained silently, is your wedding the cemetery of our gang? Everyone fell to their deaths...

The whistle was bubbling, so it was said that it was a funeral.

124

I am very poor.

Because I am a leisure party PVX, I have hardly played the 25-person book, and all the things that can make money-boxes, keys, and stones are given to Huaer, and all I leave is horse grass.

——I am Lord Jun, you understand.

So I can't afford the heart of a local tyrant.

I took the casting formula I got during the Spring Festival activities, and made piles of lanterns, small fireworks, and firecrackers.

I said, let's try to see if it is possible to artificially make a real orange with a peach heart and a small firework in each hand.

Then that day, the whistle arranged their positions one by one, and they really stood up for each other.

Everyone held up the little yellow umbrella that was rewarded as a teacher, except for Xiao Luo, Hua'er's apprentice who hadn't graduated from the teacher, and a friend of the master who had given up his life.

Hua'er and I stood in the middle of the heart shape, holding the little red umbrella and standing face to face.

I said with emotion, the Pojun must have stopped poking the umbrella.

Hua'er said contemptuously, I took off your weapon...

125

Hua'er and I were shot into the air by Teng Xiang, with fireworks behind us.

The whistle said cheaply that we have artificially made real oranges, and it's time to make an announcement.

The announcement is as follows: [My ID] successfully killed [Shizhou] and [Hua'er], I wish you a happy union for a hundred years

I took a screenshot silently, and then set the whistle to 54321...

Some people, he just doesn't know a word: If you don't die, you won't die...

126

Later that day we still put real oranges.

Two, put each other.

Hua'er was acquired by a local tyrant, and mine was given by Xiao Su.

Erhuo Villa is really stupid people with a lot of money...

The leader said that you were careful to provoke public anger.

I said I'm not afraid, anyway, there are only a few yellow chickens I know...

The gang leader said that I saw the screenshots clamoring for you to enter the bridal chamber.

I laughed and said, we really showed them!

Hua'er uploaded the picture silently.

/ being pushed and / kneeling...

Surrounded by real orange fireworks.

Outstanding effect...

127

At that time, Banghua asked us not to tell my sister-in-law - although my sister-in-law still saw it from the group announcement.

She couldn't come that day because she had something to do, so she mailed us a red envelope.

I asked Banghua why I didn't tell my sister-in-law, and Banghua said that we didn't think about rushing now, but now it's a little bit like that, and my family will definitely not let it.

I said you should ask your family for their opinions.

Bang Hua said that it was impossible for my family to accept me looking for a girl who was so much older than me.

So I was silent.

128

The story of Banghua and sister-in-law is very long.

How they fell in love has always been what we have been curious about, but once we asked urgently, and the good-natured and soft-hearted help Hua rushed over, so we didn't mention it again.

The sister-in-law is a soft girl, but she just sighed, evil fate.

Usually they seldom show their affection, but Banghua gave me a lot of screenshots privately. They seem to be obsessed with the gang's singing at the pool. The two Huahua often take pictures by the pool holding their love.

Occasionally, when hanging out with them, Hua'er and I, two people who are dedicated to blinding other people's titanium alloy dog ​​eyes, will also be blinded by them.

We never thought they would die.

129

But it just happened.

Banghua hides from her sister-in-law until her sister-in-law wants to pretend to be the sunset red senior club to call Banghua's mother to ask if Banghua is still alive.

I said Banghua, if you don't dump her, go coax her, and if you want to dump her, do it thoroughly.

Is it really a man to see the girl you like committing sluts like this?

So he helped Hua dump his sister-in-law, and never went online again.

130

Whistle set up a discussion group, me, Huaer and Banghua.

He dedicated himself to helping Hua to provide psychological counseling, with the appearance of "we are all men".

It probably means that we know that it is impossible, so long-term pain is worse than short-term pain.

Hua'er and I expressed our understanding.

The whistle said sister-in-law, do you need to pull it in.

I said no, I've said it before, and they are more open than Banghua.

Whistle said that what kind of gang group would be refunded.

I said, thinking about it doesn't mean it won't hurt.

131

Women may be tougher and more persistent than men.

The sister-in-law said that she had thought about everything, even thought about how she would persuade her family and how to help Hua's city develop if Ben found out.

She said she wouldn't mind building from scratch.

But Bang Hua let her down, because his attitude towards his family was only insinuating.

With the approval of my sister-in-law, I copied this passage for Banghua to read.

Banghua smiled bitterly and said that she still didn't understand.

I also do not understand.

Maybe I'm not as mature as I thought, maybe girls are born romantic.

132

Hua'er and I cried all afternoon on the day we broke up with my sister-in-law.

I was in the dormitory, lying on the bed crying so much that my roommates thought I was sick.

Hua'er played the game without telling the family, she said that her eyes were red and she would be seen.

I said that I never thought I would cry like this for a person in the game.

Hua'er said that she too.

——I really feel that I don’t believe in love anymore.

133

Sister-in-law is a soft girl with a good personality and righteousness, so she can play well without us.

Except that she occasionally complained, "I really want to take off my Banghua number and jump off the top of Chang'an City Tower."

When Hua'er took a screenshot to see my sister-in-law complaining about her, I blushed.

I said, do you understand how both Banghua and sister-in-law complained to me and told me not to talk to each other?

Hua'er said, who made you look like a bosom sister.

Then she looked at my military master with distaste, and changed her mind, no, it's my bosom brother... Well, this face, it's my sister.

I turned my head silently.

Please don't complain about my little shou face, you, Jian, de, number...

134

I've always felt awkward facing my sister-in-law and not knowing what to call her.The flowers are the same as before.

So after driving 90, I joined the team in silence when I formed a team with my sister-in-law to open up wasteland, without saying anything.

Hua'er still happily called sister-in-law, so I weakly followed her with the words "sister-in-law".

——but then we called her Chopsticks.

The source is this:

Whistle is a cheap bastard, and the boss is an even worse bastard than him.

So after the second whistle, the leader asked me, Shizhou, you learned casting, right?

I blankly said yes.

The leader said, come on, beat the whistle into a spoon for me!

I turned my head silently.

The sister-in-law heard the story and said, if there is a spoon, let me be the chopsticks.

I silently swallowed the second half of the story.

The leader said, come here, beat the spoon into an ear-digging spoon for me...

135

After driving 90, the days passed quickly in the gang boss's foolishness and the killing of aliens.

Before the opening of 90, the leader said that he would enter PVP, but we all ignored him and silently changed the PVE in the recruitment advertisement to PVX.

In the end, he really spent every day in Mawei Station.

Swipe the screen against Qiqi...

Of course not to kill, but to be killed...

The difference is that the gang leader is usually killed by a person's name, while Qiqi's is usually an alien...

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