[Naruto] I love a funny guy

Hitomi Asakura suffered from nagging from her mother a lot in this attack, and Pipazi, who was not smiling at all, became more serious now, and the voices of his words became louder and louder.

Hitomi Asakura nestled in the corner of the sofa with the cutie in her arms, shrinking smaller and smaller, wishing she could disappear from the room immediately.

The Third Hokage-sama was sitting upright on the sofa opposite, with a serious expression, without looking sideways, the hand holding the pipe didn't move, and beside him was Asma who was trying to reduce the sense of existence and clung to him.

The hostess was furious, no one in this family dared to rebel against the tiger at this time.

After a long time, Pipazi's lecture seemed to have come to an end, and Hitomi Asakura immediately grabbed the big green apple on the coffee table like a dog, and handed it to her mother in a fawning manner.

"Mom, are you tired? Are you thirsty? Eat an apple to quench your thirst and relieve your fatigue."

"Pipa son," Sandai finally recovered, patted his thigh with one hand and laughed, "Don't be angry, the child is still young, he just likes to play..."

Before he finished speaking, he was stared back by his wife again, and the third generation shrugged it off, saying that it was time for him to go to the office, and he still had a lot of business to do.

"I know I want to be your Hokage, and you don't care about the family affairs!"

Pipazi held his sleeves captive, put his hands on his hips, and fired a crackling cannon at the third generation. The hand of the third generation who wanted to take a puff from the pipe was put down silently halfway, like a child in training. Noise, but now Pipazi waved his hand in disgust, telling him to leave quickly and go about his own business.

Asma's eyes lit up immediately, and she hurriedly followed her father to leave, bluntly saying that she should go to the training ground to practice, and she was also let go by Pipazi.

Asakura Hitomi just watched her father and her unconscionable second brother slip away in a hurry. Now, she is the only one who bears her mother's anger alone. She suddenly feels that men in this world are really unreliable, and she is really pitiful up.

By the way, where is her elder brother?Asakura's pupils were full of bullshit, calling out in his heart, brother, save me one more time!

His mother's majestic voice sounded from above his head, and Hitomi Asakura shrank again, here it is, the time to test her Hitomi Asakura has come, who knows, the expected reprimand is gone, Hitomi Asakura only feels the sofa next to her Depression, the mother's hand stroked her hair, followed by a sigh.

"Xiaotong, what should mother do with you? Liang is already an excellent ninja who can stand on his own. Although Asma is a bit arrogant, he still has skills. Only you, a girl, if you It wasn't this time that your elder brother showed up in time, I really can't imagine..."

Without the strong smell of gunpowder just now, it is all about a mother's worry and tenderness for her daughter.

"Mom, I'm sorry," Asakura Hitomi threw herself into her mother's arms, wrapped her hands around Pipazi's waist, sucked her nose, raised a pair of moist dark blue eyes to look at her mother, and said in a waxy voice, "I let you You're worried."

Pipazi hugged the little daughter helplessly, gently patted her on the back with one hand, and gently stroked Asakura Hitomi's dark blue hair with the other.

Hitomi Asakura made up her mind that she can no longer be lazy, and must practice ninjutsu well so as not to worry her mother.

Pipazi's plan is to let Hitomi Asakura learn medical ninjutsu well. This is also a mother's selfishness. If there is a real war in the future, medical ninjas are usually placed in the rear as the logistics department and will not go directly to the front line. .

The farther you are from the battlefield, the more safe your daughter will be.

However, she started to worry again, who should she give her daughter to?Tsunade has lost her whereabouts since she left, and I don’t know when she will come back. It is probably not in the foreseeable future, and Pipazi’s younger sister Asakura Chie was originally an excellent medical ninja, but... thinking of dying young Pipazi couldn't help feeling sad again.

As soon as Asakura Hitomi heard that her mother was going to arrange a medical ninja teacher for her, the youngest daughter, who had not been well-behaved for a long time, immediately revealed her true colors and asked her mother to let her go in shock.

"I don't want to learn medical ninjutsu! I don't want to be a medical ninja!"

Just kidding, whether it's war or missions, the medical ninja has the highest death rate. The two sides are fighting each other. The first cliff to be beaten is the medical ninja with the weakest combat power. Hitomi Cang's style!

Exhausting all your energy just to practice better medical ninjutsu to heal others?She doesn't have such a great spirit of dedication. With that energy, she would rather think about how to arm herself.

Pipazi asked her why she didn't want to learn medical ninjutsu, but Hitomi Asakura hesitated and didn't dare to really say her thoughts. As he spoke, Asakura Hitomi suddenly remembered that Kirinin whose entire arm was black after being bitten by a sable, immediately snapped his fingers, and looked at the pipa with sparkling eyes.

"Mom, I know what I'm going to learn!"

As he spoke, he leaned over and grabbed two big apples, stuffed one into his mother's hand, and bit the other with a crunching sound, and rushed to find his father with a yell. Pipa rubbed the big apple in his hand without knowing it, I don't know what my daughter was thinking.

Hitomi Asakura grabbed her father and used it coquettishly and aggressively, and asked Sandai to take her to find Orochimaru.

Inspired by the sable, Asakura Hitomi wanted to learn how to use poison.

"Why did you come to see me?"

In Orochimaru's laboratory, there are bottles and jars and all kinds of strange equipment everywhere. Hitomi Asakura has her hands behind her back. Although she is curious, she also knows that she can't touch other people's things casually, so she only moves her eyes and doesn't move her hands. After listening to Orochimaru's question, she continued to stare at a funnel dripping with blue liquid without raising her head.

"Because you are one of the Sannin, Oshemaru-sama, you are very powerful."

Orochimaru was holding the test tube and gently shaking the liquid in it. Hearing this, Jin Tong narrowed his eyes slightly.

"Poison doesn't separate families, you should find Tsunade more suitable."

"I don't want to find that woman."

Hitomi Asakura curled her lips. In her opinion, Sannin is more like a combination of pornography, gambling and drugs. Because of her aunt, she hates Jiraiya and Senju Tsunade very much. Orochimaru doesn't want to be with a little girl. The child wasted a lot of talking, for the sake of her being the daughter of Sarutobi teacher, he put down the test tube in his hand, walked to his workbench, rummaged through the stack of scrolls piled high, and then pulled out the test tube. A few scrolls were thrown to the little girl behind him.

"Let's take a look at these first, and then come to me after reading."

"What is this?" Hitomi Asakura caught the scrolls one by one, turned one of them to the seal, and saw a line of words written on it.

"Herb Collection?" Asakura Hitomi smacked her lips, looked up at Dashewan suspiciously, not understanding what he meant by giving her these.

"These are all detailed records of the medicinal properties and toxicity of various herbs, and there are two books written about animals," Dashewan stretched. He did the experiment last night and was a little sleepy. He rubbed his eyes and was about to go out, "The same grass, mixed with different herbs, it can be the most powerful poison, or it can be a good medicine that can cure all poisons, understand?"

Hitomi Asakura nodded half-understood, and went back with some difficulty holding a stack of scrolls, Orochimaru rubbed the corners of his eyes, that brat should have read the scrolls for a long time, he didn't like the fact that he was doing experiments He is not interested in being interrupted all the time, being a teacher or something.

On the other side, Asakura Hitomi held the scroll and read it with relish. To say that she is really talented in poisons, she is becoming more and more fascinated by making poisons. When he released his first dose of poison, in fact, it was not considered poison, at most it could be regarded as all kinds of small-scale pranks.

However, there must be someone to feel her finished product, right?In this way, Asma became her guinea pig.

"Hitomi Asakura!"

Asma had just finished drinking the water his sister handed over, and he felt goosebumps all over his body. He thought it was an illusion, but when he rolled up his sleeves, he saw that there were densely protruding red bumps all over his arms , immediately made his hairs stand on end, frightened and angry, but the culprit padded his arm with admiration, and grinned at the angry second brother.

"The effect is good, I really am a genius!"

Asma's face turned black, and he knew that this would definitely not be the last time.

Cherish life, stay away from Hitomi Asakura, and have a younger sister who likes to use drugs by his side, what should he do in the future?

Hitomi Asakura practiced the training tasks assigned by the school teacher while studying various strange poisons by himself, and slowly entered Konoha's 42 years.

This year, another group of ninja school children finally graduated after passing the final exam.

Asakura Hitomi was rarely idle at home, so he flipped through the booklet of the graduation list from his father's study. In a small form, there were [-] people's names, and the first row was a child from the Hyuga family. The second is Asma's name.

"Tch, this guy is a bit out of control."

Asakura Hitomi pressed the form with her fingers, then looked down, and saw her name in the eighth row, she raised her eyebrows, she was quite satisfied, when she got here, she originally wanted to return the booklet, but by accident But continue to look down.

When she scanned the name on the last row, she snorted and closed the booklet with a snap.

"At the end of the crane, I let you pass by again."