[Naruto] I love a funny guy
11 because he is stupid
After the group assessment, the cutie swayed around Konoha Village with Asma's shoulder in her mouth for three days, and Yuki Sato's stomach hurt for three days, and Hitomi Asakura was thinking about sending Chimoto away. It's more eye-opening than embroidery needles. Hinata must let Hinata know that Tsuruko looks good.
In the usual practice match, her Senben was not poisoned. When she thought of the group match, every movement of her was clearly seen by the white eyes of Hinata Chizuruko, and then those embroidery needles were worn like this Holes passed all over her body.
Then, she lost.
She was not reconciled, after throwing the little cutie to Asma, she began to treat herself every night, while studying the poison while practicing the thousand books. After spreading the thousand books of a wooden man, Asakura Hitomi was quite satisfied with herself, I was about to call it a day and go home, but there was a muffled sound behind me.
Looking back, the boy with goggles on his forehead was holding the back of his head and sat up hissingly.
Oh, it's him again.It just so happened that she was about to take in her younger brother, and he just happened to fall behind her.
Asakura Hitomi straightened his face, walked to Obito in a few steps calmly and calmly, leaned down on his knees and looked at him, blinked, and stretched out his hand towards him.
"Can't stand up?"
His tone was uncommonly gentle.
With a jolt, Obito jumped up from the ground nimbly, grinned, rubbed his butt in embarrassment and shook his head, repeatedly saying that he was fine.Asakura Hitomi looked up at the tree that Obito fell from.
"Practice handstand again?"
Obito's face immediately collapsed, he couldn't control Chakra no matter how hard he practiced, but within a few seconds, he regained his spirits, clenched his fists to cheer himself up, and threatened that he would never give up.
"Because my goal is to become Hokage!"
Hokage?Hitomi Asakura picked out his ears, the target is really big enough, he is really a naive kid, what is there to be Hokage, he is born to work hard, worrying about big and small things, his father is the best example, a A man in his 40s is tired and looks like a 50-year-old face, and it seriously affects family harmony, but...
"Hey, you want to become Hokage because you want to chase girls, right?" For example, that Nohara Lin.
"No, no!" Obito blushed excitedly, "I want to become Hokage because I want to protect the village, protect everyone, and become the pillar of Konoha!"
When Obito said this, his eyes were extraordinarily bright. Asakura Hitomi seemed to be able to see the dancing flames in the pupils of the other party. She was stunned for a moment, and then, squinting slightly, she moved Obito up and down. I looked around, and although I didn't say anything, the eyes clearly revealed the message of "just relying on your current ability at the end of the crane".
Therefore, Obito understands it, because he is too used to such eyes.
"You must think I'm ridiculous, don't you?" Obito first laughed at himself, and then he said straightly, "I know there are still many difficulties waiting for me on the road to becoming Hokage, but what lies ahead The difficulty is not to stop me, but to arouse my courage and strength! Therefore, I, Obito Uchiha, will definitely become Hokage, an upright man who guards Konoha Village!"
Very imposing, Hitomi Asakura let out a yo, and stretched his arms across his shoulders, and the two brothers wrapped him up nicely.
"You are very thoughtful, I like you!"
Obito was puzzled and looked down at the extra hand on his shoulder. When he heard this, he raised his head excitedly, looked at Hitomi Asakura beside him with bright eyes, and Hitomi Asakura coughed twice , cleared his throat.
"Do you know who my father is?"
Obito nodded, Asakura Hitomi thought, very good, he has already started to take the bait, and then snapped his fingers very handsomely, and focused Obito's attention again.
"So, I am very familiar with how to become a Hokage, you don't object to this?" Before Obito could react, Asakura Hitomi followed immediately, "Hey, behind every successful Hokage there is There is an excellent guide, you are still young, and you have no idea how to become a Hokage. Hokage is not accomplished in a day, so you need someone who can correctly guide you to become a Hokage. I am not saying that. wrong?"
Obito was stunned for a moment, and felt that what she said made sense, so he nodded again.
Hitomi Asakura pointed at himself with a thumb, and raised his eyebrows.
"So, how would you like me to be your guide?"
Obito was stunned again, Asakura Hitomi poured another dose of strong medicine, and brought it to Obito's ear.
"I can also teach you how to attack that so-and-so."
The boy in goggles blushed, and looked up at Hitomi Asakura with some awkwardness. After a while, he hummed like a mosquito.
Done, the plan to accept the younger brother was successful.Hitomi Asakura put away the hand that was holding Obito's shoulder, patted it, and raised his chin, with a natural expression on his face.
"It's getting dark, carry me home."
Nani?Obito helped the goggles that had almost slipped off, and after receiving Hitomi Asakura's message "I'm serious", he thought, Could it be that the special training has already started?Is this also a necessary step to become Hokage?only……
"I, I only carried the old lady on my back."
What kind of broken reason is this?The corners of Hitomi Asakura's eyes twitched, and he made a mudra with both hands, and performed a simple transformation technique. With a bang, after a burst of white mist, an old man with white hair appeared at the place where Hitomi Asakura was originally standing.
"Is this the head office?" In order to be able to be lazy and be carried back, Zhao Cangtong felt that she was also working hard.
Obito let out an oh, turned around obediently, squatted down, and Asakura Hitomi sat on his back in satisfaction, Obito carefully held the crook of her leg, stood up steadily, step by step, Borrowing the moonlight, he carried Hitomi Asakura back home.
Afterwards, Obito successfully became Asakura Hitomi's younger brother, and Asakura Hitomi would ask Obito to run errands for her from time to time, or let him destroy the carrots in her lunch box, or study in her retreat When poisoning, let him take the little cutie to look for food. In short, as long as she yells, the soil will come.Obito would be a little confused occasionally, and always felt that something was weird. At this time, Asakura Hitomi would pat Obito earnestly and tell him.
"A ninja is a person who can endure, and Hokage is a person who is more tolerant than everyone else. I am now training your ability to endure. Don't underestimate these trivial matters. Everything I ask you to do has its own uniqueness. These are the only ways to become Hokage!"
Believe it or not, I believe it anyway.
In order to make herself more of a guide, Hitomi Asakura will really do some practical things. For example, she will guide Obito how to control chakra correctly and finely. I also told Obito what questions will be asked, and directly made the answers into post-it notes on his forehead so that he could face his back, which saved him from the embarrassing situation of basically zero theoretical tests in the future. After gaining several practical results , Obito became more convinced of Hitomi Asakura.
One day after dinner, Asma looked at her sister who was about to go out again, and held her back suspiciously.
"You seem to be very close to Obito recently. Last time I saw you, you actually helped him with the key points of the theory test?"
At the entrance, Hitomi Asakura was changing shoes, and curled her lips indifferently after hearing Asma's words.
"Because he's stupid."
fool?Stupid indeed, Asma agreed, leaning against the door with folded arms.
"That's none of your business."
Lifting the heel of the second shoe, Hitomi Asakura straightened his trousers, then straightened up, looked at Asma's suspicious eyes, and shrugged.
"Because he's stupid~"
Immediately, he turned and left.
Asma looked at her younger sister's back as she walked farther and farther away, and felt that it was too strange. His younger sister was always indifferent to everyone. When did she care so much about someone?
In the usual practice match, her Senben was not poisoned. When she thought of the group match, every movement of her was clearly seen by the white eyes of Hinata Chizuruko, and then those embroidery needles were worn like this Holes passed all over her body.
Then, she lost.
She was not reconciled, after throwing the little cutie to Asma, she began to treat herself every night, while studying the poison while practicing the thousand books. After spreading the thousand books of a wooden man, Asakura Hitomi was quite satisfied with herself, I was about to call it a day and go home, but there was a muffled sound behind me.
Looking back, the boy with goggles on his forehead was holding the back of his head and sat up hissingly.
Oh, it's him again.It just so happened that she was about to take in her younger brother, and he just happened to fall behind her.
Asakura Hitomi straightened his face, walked to Obito in a few steps calmly and calmly, leaned down on his knees and looked at him, blinked, and stretched out his hand towards him.
"Can't stand up?"
His tone was uncommonly gentle.
With a jolt, Obito jumped up from the ground nimbly, grinned, rubbed his butt in embarrassment and shook his head, repeatedly saying that he was fine.Asakura Hitomi looked up at the tree that Obito fell from.
"Practice handstand again?"
Obito's face immediately collapsed, he couldn't control Chakra no matter how hard he practiced, but within a few seconds, he regained his spirits, clenched his fists to cheer himself up, and threatened that he would never give up.
"Because my goal is to become Hokage!"
Hokage?Hitomi Asakura picked out his ears, the target is really big enough, he is really a naive kid, what is there to be Hokage, he is born to work hard, worrying about big and small things, his father is the best example, a A man in his 40s is tired and looks like a 50-year-old face, and it seriously affects family harmony, but...
"Hey, you want to become Hokage because you want to chase girls, right?" For example, that Nohara Lin.
"No, no!" Obito blushed excitedly, "I want to become Hokage because I want to protect the village, protect everyone, and become the pillar of Konoha!"
When Obito said this, his eyes were extraordinarily bright. Asakura Hitomi seemed to be able to see the dancing flames in the pupils of the other party. She was stunned for a moment, and then, squinting slightly, she moved Obito up and down. I looked around, and although I didn't say anything, the eyes clearly revealed the message of "just relying on your current ability at the end of the crane".
Therefore, Obito understands it, because he is too used to such eyes.
"You must think I'm ridiculous, don't you?" Obito first laughed at himself, and then he said straightly, "I know there are still many difficulties waiting for me on the road to becoming Hokage, but what lies ahead The difficulty is not to stop me, but to arouse my courage and strength! Therefore, I, Obito Uchiha, will definitely become Hokage, an upright man who guards Konoha Village!"
Very imposing, Hitomi Asakura let out a yo, and stretched his arms across his shoulders, and the two brothers wrapped him up nicely.
"You are very thoughtful, I like you!"
Obito was puzzled and looked down at the extra hand on his shoulder. When he heard this, he raised his head excitedly, looked at Hitomi Asakura beside him with bright eyes, and Hitomi Asakura coughed twice , cleared his throat.
"Do you know who my father is?"
Obito nodded, Asakura Hitomi thought, very good, he has already started to take the bait, and then snapped his fingers very handsomely, and focused Obito's attention again.
"So, I am very familiar with how to become a Hokage, you don't object to this?" Before Obito could react, Asakura Hitomi followed immediately, "Hey, behind every successful Hokage there is There is an excellent guide, you are still young, and you have no idea how to become a Hokage. Hokage is not accomplished in a day, so you need someone who can correctly guide you to become a Hokage. I am not saying that. wrong?"
Obito was stunned for a moment, and felt that what she said made sense, so he nodded again.
Hitomi Asakura pointed at himself with a thumb, and raised his eyebrows.
"So, how would you like me to be your guide?"
Obito was stunned again, Asakura Hitomi poured another dose of strong medicine, and brought it to Obito's ear.
"I can also teach you how to attack that so-and-so."
The boy in goggles blushed, and looked up at Hitomi Asakura with some awkwardness. After a while, he hummed like a mosquito.
Done, the plan to accept the younger brother was successful.Hitomi Asakura put away the hand that was holding Obito's shoulder, patted it, and raised his chin, with a natural expression on his face.
"It's getting dark, carry me home."
Nani?Obito helped the goggles that had almost slipped off, and after receiving Hitomi Asakura's message "I'm serious", he thought, Could it be that the special training has already started?Is this also a necessary step to become Hokage?only……
"I, I only carried the old lady on my back."
What kind of broken reason is this?The corners of Hitomi Asakura's eyes twitched, and he made a mudra with both hands, and performed a simple transformation technique. With a bang, after a burst of white mist, an old man with white hair appeared at the place where Hitomi Asakura was originally standing.
"Is this the head office?" In order to be able to be lazy and be carried back, Zhao Cangtong felt that she was also working hard.
Obito let out an oh, turned around obediently, squatted down, and Asakura Hitomi sat on his back in satisfaction, Obito carefully held the crook of her leg, stood up steadily, step by step, Borrowing the moonlight, he carried Hitomi Asakura back home.
Afterwards, Obito successfully became Asakura Hitomi's younger brother, and Asakura Hitomi would ask Obito to run errands for her from time to time, or let him destroy the carrots in her lunch box, or study in her retreat When poisoning, let him take the little cutie to look for food. In short, as long as she yells, the soil will come.Obito would be a little confused occasionally, and always felt that something was weird. At this time, Asakura Hitomi would pat Obito earnestly and tell him.
"A ninja is a person who can endure, and Hokage is a person who is more tolerant than everyone else. I am now training your ability to endure. Don't underestimate these trivial matters. Everything I ask you to do has its own uniqueness. These are the only ways to become Hokage!"
Believe it or not, I believe it anyway.
In order to make herself more of a guide, Hitomi Asakura will really do some practical things. For example, she will guide Obito how to control chakra correctly and finely. I also told Obito what questions will be asked, and directly made the answers into post-it notes on his forehead so that he could face his back, which saved him from the embarrassing situation of basically zero theoretical tests in the future. After gaining several practical results , Obito became more convinced of Hitomi Asakura.
One day after dinner, Asma looked at her sister who was about to go out again, and held her back suspiciously.
"You seem to be very close to Obito recently. Last time I saw you, you actually helped him with the key points of the theory test?"
At the entrance, Hitomi Asakura was changing shoes, and curled her lips indifferently after hearing Asma's words.
"Because he's stupid."
fool?Stupid indeed, Asma agreed, leaning against the door with folded arms.
"That's none of your business."
Lifting the heel of the second shoe, Hitomi Asakura straightened his trousers, then straightened up, looked at Asma's suspicious eyes, and shrugged.
"Because he's stupid~"
Immediately, he turned and left.
Asma looked at her younger sister's back as she walked farther and farther away, and felt that it was too strange. His younger sister was always indifferent to everyone. When did she care so much about someone?
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