[Naruto] I love a funny guy

Regarding Asakura Hitomi's Iron Country mission, Asma was the first to disagree, Pipazi was the second, and Sarutobi House was already falling out.

However, as Asakura Hitomi said, disagreement is certain, but no one can change anything, besides——

"I prepared myself," the daughter obediently shook her left wrist, "I specially asked Orochimaru to do it."

This is... The three-generation Hokage couple who know the goods immediately recognized it. Pipazi held his daughter's wrist and studied it carefully. Asakura Hitomi held her with his left hand, while his right hand was busy playing shogi with his father opposite.

"Fire Heart Bead, plus this seal, one pole suppresses the other, can you bear it?"

"Pipazi, don't worry about what Dashewan is doing," Sandai tapped on the cigarette stick, his eyes on the chessboard, "Xiaotong knows what she's doing... Wait, I don't remember anyone teaching you how to play chess like this." Girl, you are lying."

Pipazi looked at the father and daughter who had been completely caught in the chess game and sighed helplessly, so he had to make perfect preparations for his daughter's trip.

"Little Hitomi, there must be rules in everything, and there must be rules in chess." Third generation took a deep puff on his cigarette and sighed, "You are walking out of order."

"Dad, you have a generation gap with me, don't use your old ideas to corrupt me," Asakura Hitomi smacked her lips, a little impatiently, I really don't understand why the old man always drags her to play chess, it's so boring , Let's make a quick decision, push the chess piece with your fingertips and take another step, and easily flick the opponent's Gui horse, "Whatever the move is, the move that can eat your chess piece is a good move, and you will lose the horse."

Sandaime pointed at the table and shook his head in disapproval.

The father and daughter were playing chess, and Asma sat and watched. Not far away, the pipa came in and out, and she could be heard shouting from time to time.

"Little Tong, I'll add a few more cloaks for you, Asma, watch your sister's luggage."

"No, I'll bring you some more portable hand stoves."

"By the way, use scrolls to seal a few rootless fires, and open a few more scrolls on the road."

"Why did I forget, monkey, monkey!" Pipazi would call his husband's previous nickname when he was in a hurry, "Call out your ape demon, and let the ape demon carry Xiaotong on his back in the snow. The fur is warm, so Xiaotong won't be cold."

……

In the living room, those who played chess and those who watched chess all had strings of black strings hanging on the back of their heads. Hitomi Asakura couldn't take it anymore and directly picked up the sleeping cutie in her arms, circled it around her neck, and pointed.

"I have it enough."

The sleepy little cutie wrapped her arms around her master's neck, raised her head and blinked, what happened?

The mother and daughter looked at each other, both were silent, and another silent confrontation began.

"Eat jade."

Just when the atmosphere in the living room was about to solidify again, the third generation meekly took away the daughter's chess pieces. The siblings were taken aback by the father's sound, and Hitomi Asakura was even more calm. The old man used infantry to kill lost her Jade General...

"Okay," the third generation stood up in a good mood and stretched his body, "Remember, some rules don't come out for no reason, everything has its reason, well, today is the end Here, I won’t send you off on a mission tomorrow.”

With that said, he picked up a square box at hand, carried it behind his back, and walked out slowly with a cigarette stick in his mouth.

Both Asma and Asakura Hitomi saw it. In the box were three small sticks, earrings?

Seeing that the elders had gone out, Hitomi Asakura covered her mouth and yawned a few times, squinting her eyes and going back to her room to catch up on sleep, leaving Asma alone to face the strong resentment from her mother and...the countless luggage.

At the entrance of Konoha Village on the second day, Kakashi, Rin, and Asuma, the four of them had been waiting from 7 o'clock to almost 9 o'clock, and the other two people in the group were still missing.

"I, I, I, I, I'm coming!"

It was Obito, he was running all the way, sweating profusely, and couldn't speak clearly.

"Obito, you're late again," Kakashi restrained Taotao's anger under his calm appearance, however, he looked up and saw another figure, "Hitomi Asakura, you're late too."

"Grandma Kubo at the east end of the village is going to visit Grandma Oda's house at the west end of the village, but she is lost and has a lot of luggage, so I help her and send her to Grandma Oda's house!"

Obito held up his hand, and finally finished explaining, but he was still out of breath, Kakashi's eyes twitched fiercely, who are you kidding? !Then he glared at Hitomi Asakura who was still looking relaxed.

"What about you? Did you also meet the lost grandma?"

"Huh? Hitomi, why are you behind me?" Obito looked back at her in surprise.

"Oh, I watched Obito send that lost old grandma all the way." Hitomi Asakura nonchalantly said a reason that was not a reason, and Obito looked at me like I even have a witness.

"A qualified ninja should strictly abide by the ninja's rules, otherwise, we will all treat him as waste..."

Kakashi was about to say something more. He is the team leader of this mission. For him who has always been strict with himself, these bad habits are too bad. He disagrees and hates them. However, Asakura Hitomi directly Oh again, interrupted his words, passed the crowd, and left the village first, the others looked at each other in blank dismay, Kakashi swallowed all the rest of the words, closed his eyes and opened them again, took a deep breath, and followed, but Ben wanted to Obito, who wanted to argue with Kakashi again, opened his mouth, as if he had no chance to speak, and followed along with the others.

The six-member team stopped when they were about to enter the territory of the Iron Kingdom, and Kakashi, as the captain, began to explain the task.

"This time our task is to deliver letters secretly, so we have to hide our identities. I suggest that after entering the Iron Country, we should dress up as locals and put away everything related to ninjas, especially the forehead guards. Hide it well."

"Why?" Obito immediately covered his forehead with both hands tightly, "I put it on with great difficulty, why did I take it off! I don't want it! This is my symbol as a Konoha ninja!"

"Obito, don't be nervous," Lin saw that Obito was a little excited, and quickly comforted him, "Kakashi means to let everyone hide their identities so as not to be discovered by other ninjas from the ninja village. After all, we are on a secret mission this time. The situation is unstable, it would be bad if other people from Ninja Village intercepted us and took away the letter."

"What does that matter?" Obito pouted disapprovingly, "We will fight as many as you come, Kakashi, are you afraid? If you are afraid, hide behind me, I will try my best to protect you."

Before Kakashi had an attack, Asakura Hitomi stepped on Obito's foot, raised his hand to pull the goggles, and added classic lines.

"Are you funny? Do you want to yell in the crowd that I am a Konoha ninja with a secret mission, come and stop me?"

Pfft... The others couldn't help laughing again when they saw the shape of Obito's goggles hanging on their chins. Obito pushed the goggles back with his mouth flattened, staring at the clear footprints on his shoe , muttering.

"Xiaotong, these are the shoes I just cleaned."

"Here," Asakura Hitomi stretched out her foot, "If you are not convinced, step on me."

"I also polished your shoes..."

The voice was as small as a mosquito humming, except for Asakura Hitomi, no one heard what Obito said, Asakura Hitomi's barely visible lips curled up, and he made the final decision, and did as Kakashi said.

They are safe all the way, they are no different from the local residents, and the real test will begin when they are about to enter the snow-capped mountains.

Several people have similar equipment, thick fur-collared cloaks, and hats that cover their heads, which can almost cover their entire faces. Only Asma is nervously accompanying his sister, and his mother stuffs the things in his bag. , My sister doesn't need any of them, this is really going to go wrong, and no one can afford it.

"Asma, don't be so stern, take it easy," Asakura Hitomi pulled out the cute little girl protecting her heart, threw it on her shoulders, and covered it with a cloak, "I'm not cold at all." .”

"If you don't bother me, I can live for several years longer," Asma said with a serious face, half-arming her sister to help her block some wind and snow, "I owe you in my mother's womb, and I will never be able to pay it back in this life."

The siblings walked last, and the people in front didn't know that Hitomi Asakura was naturally afraid of the cold, so Obito stopped suddenly, turned around and walked with the siblings, holding Hitomi Asakura's other hand.

"Little pupil, don't be afraid, I can use it as a stove for you when it's cold."

When he spoke, he swallowed a mouthful of wind and snow with his mouth wide open, which was quite funny.

"Okay," Asakura Hitomi was in a good mood, and joked solemnly, "I'll light you as a stove when it's cold."

"No!" The high-spirited and fighting face turned into a sad face in a second.

One pair of two goods... Asma's face was dark.

Kakashi at the front suddenly crossed his arms to stop everyone, and the silver-haired boy checked the surrounding environment vigilantly. Just now, although it was only for a moment, he sensed the murderous aura. He put one hand behind his back and gestured.

The other five people immediately understood and formed a formation.

The wind howls, and the field of vision is all white. The snowflakes dancing in the wind accompany the children who have come from afar from their hometown, quietly waiting for the upcoming fight.