[Naruto] I love a funny guy

In the 16th year of Konoha, the first ninja world war ended hastily, and the major ninja villages were unbearable from the war. Behind the peace treaty, the major ninja villages temporarily maintained superficial harmony.

Konoha, who was once the strongest, lost the second generation in this war after the two founders passed away one after another. Senju Feima, Sarutobi Hiruzawa was ordered to inherit the third Hokage.

If it was back then, who would dare to invade Konoha Village, where Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara sit in town?The only Mutun and the Eternal Kaleidoscope Sharingan are the only ones in the world, but it is a pity that these two have no successors. As the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, Mito-sama, it is difficult to suppress the never-stop Nine-Tailed Lama on weekdays, so , Danzo has been committed to being able to develop a combat weapon unique to Konoha, and he first locked his target on the first generation of Mu Dunshang.

Danzo first used the pretense of looking for the successor of Mutun, passed the approval of Rizai, recruited a large number of experimental volunteers, and injected interstitial cells into the living body. However, none of them could withstand the power of the first generation. The volunteers All of them exploded to death, Hirizhan immediately ordered the suspension of the experiment, and put pressure on Danzo to give up any thoughts about the experiment.

On the surface, Danzo agreed, but in fact, he has been unconvinced in his heart. Since Hirizhan came to power, he has always acted as if all things are the most important, and he has repeatedly tolerated other ninja villages. This is fundamentally against Konoha There is no harm but no benefit, so he wants to create an absolutely powerful fighting machine, enough to deter all other ninja villages, Konoha, or the Konoha who looks down on the world!

He summed up the experience of the failure of the previous experiment, and believed that in order to succeed, the experimental subject must be carefully selected. Danzang did not know where to dig out the Xinmi about the Uzumaki Clan. It was the last patriarch of the Uzumaki Clan. Information about Uzumaki Yukino.

Danzo couldn't help being excited about the blood of the Uzumaki and Uchiha clans. Uzumaki Yukino is now missing. It doesn't matter, they have the same perfect replicas around them!

Uzumaki Hana is pregnant, and her husband is Uchiha Kagami, so the child in her belly is also the blood of the Uzumaki and Uchiha clans!At this time, Huaming and Jing, who were immersed in the joy of welcoming the arrival of a new life, never thought that the companion who grew up with them had turned their calculating eyes to them.

Who would be wary of a companion who grew up with you, and even died on the battlefield?Danzo took advantage of this, and added some drugs from previous experiments to Hana's daily diet little by little, and even secretly injected Hana with refined intercolumnar cells a few days before her due date. , now, he just needs to wait for the child to be born.

Three months ago, Hua Ming felt a little uncomfortable. She thought it was a normal pregnancy reaction. It was not until the day of delivery that she finally realized that she had fallen into a conspiracy. Unfortunately, it was too late.

The intercolumnar cells are too domineering, and Hana will be devoured almost immediately. As a mother, Hua Ming only knows that if she is swallowed by the intercolumnar cells, the child in her stomach will never survive. Compared with the pain of counter-pressing the intercolumnar cells, the pain of childbirth is nothing. She can only rely on herself, and all of this is being done for her wife and children outside the delivery room. Uchiha mirror, who the child prayed silently, didn't know it at all.

"Pipazi, let the mirror in..."

The pale-faced Hua Ming tightly gripped Pipazi's hand, gritted his teeth, and managed to utter a word. After speaking, another wave of heart-piercing pains hit. As a medical ninja, Pipazi was helping Huaming. The name also vaguely sensed something was wrong when delivering the baby, and quickly asked the nurse to call Uchiha Kagami in.

"Flower name!"

Jing hurriedly opened the door, and what greeted him was the sonorous cry of the newborn baby. Under the protection of his mother, the baby was very healthy. However, Jing, who was a new father, was startled by his wife's next words before he could taste the joy. .

"Take the child and go to Uchiha's Elder's House, Kagami, I can't explain so much to you now, but you don't trust anyone, especially Hirazan, Kadoyan, Koharu and Danzo!"

The only one we can trust now is Uchiha.

"But for you..." Jing already realized the seriousness of the situation, but he couldn't leave his wife alone.

"go!"

Hua Ming urged her sharply, the little baby cried and broke her heart, her child, before she had time to take a look at it, Uchiha Kagami hugged the child, and shook his wife vigorously with one free hand, and then pressed heavily Nodding his head, he turned and left, speeding all the way to the Elder's House in Uchiha's territory.

Looking at the back of her husband leaving, she believed that the mirror could send the child there safely, and the child was saved... Hua Ming was about to relax when Pipa Zi exclaimed in her ears.

"Flower name, there is one more!"

There was another child in her womb, Hua Ming immediately returned to the previous state, and after a lot of suffering, the second child was finally born into this world. Voice, this child's whole body is purple, his eyes are closed, he can't even feel his breathing and heartbeat, and he almost has no vitality.

Pipazi looked at the baby in the swaddle, turned his face away sadly, sobbed softly, and lay weakly on the bed, holding his hands in front of his chest feebly, and made a seal slowly, impressively on the wall in front A space-time seal door appeared, and Hua Ming gently tugged at the hem of Pipazi's clothes.

"Take me, in, there, to."

Pipazi wiped his face, put the baby on his chest, and stepped into the sealed door with the flower name on his back. This is the space-time sealing technique space of the flower name. He gently put her down and put the child beside her.

Hana struggled to support herself, hanging over the child.

"Hold me up, or I'll fall down."

Pipazi hurriedly hugged her from behind, supported by Pipazi, opened the baby's swaddle, her hands began to seal again, a blue light appeared in the palm of her hand, she gently aimed the blue light at the baby's heart , slowly, a few strands of ice blue started from the heart and spread towards the whole body. Even though the flower name was separated, Pipazi still felt the coolness. What is the flower name going to do? !

"I couldn't learn ninjutsu well since I was a child, and I secretly envied you and Xiaochun. I seem to have nothing but brute force," Hana whispered about the past, and Pipazi listened quietly, " The teacher said, I have a huge treasure, but I haven't discovered it yet. Later I found out, what does it matter if I don't know medical ninjutsu, don't know how to escape from fire, escape from water, escape from earth, etc.? I can cultivate my Sealing technique, I can develop more sealing techniques."

"So this is..." Pipazi watched as each beam of blue light was formed by tiny curse marks, gradually enveloping the baby completely.

"Bingpo returns to the soul seal, takes the polar ice and snow to freeze the child, and then transfers all my chakras to her to help her restore her body bit by bit. A strange idea happened by chance. I didn't expect it to be true. It came in handy, but just as Uchiha mirror is my nemesis, it’s really terrible, a technique that was created with great difficulty will also be overcome by his Sharingan... So, this child can’t open his eyes.”

A steady stream of vitality was transferred from Hana's body to the baby's body, and Pipazi hugged her friend tightly, and there was a faint cry when she spoke again.

"You idiot, you're going to die."

"But my child will live... By the way, this is a girl, what about the previous one?"

Hua Ming held on to a bit of mental strength, and was already completely nestled in Pipazi's arms. Pipazi forced back tears, and told her friend with a smile that the previous one was a very healthy and fat boy.

"That's great. Before that, I racked my brains with mirrors to name the baby. If it's a boy, I'll call it Yu, and if it's a girl, I'll call it Hitomi." There is an older brother named Yu, Uchiha Yu!"

Just as she was talking, the small bug that stuck to her earlobe suddenly fell down. This kind of bug is called Jiling. She and Jing each stuck to the earlobe. Only when the other person has no vitality, the bug over there falls down. Correspondingly, the bugs on her side will also fall.

Mirror, already one step ahead of her.

"Pipazi," Hana's expression turned cold, "How many people do you think can take Kagami's life in such a short period of time when looking at the whole Konoha? It's ironic, the war did not bring us down, and in the peaceful world In the years, we have to die on the calculations of our companions."

Pipazi was about to refute, but was interrupted by Huaming.

"If a person you have always believed in suddenly attacks you, and it happens that the other person is a master, I am afraid that even if it is a mirror, it will not work... You are by my side, and everything can be seen clearly. Our husband and wife are being plotted against. Yes, our child was also calculated. This is a conspiracy. I don’t know what role your husband played in this, but Pipazi, I still choose to believe you. , there is no cross heart."

Hana suddenly turned her head and stared at Pipazi seriously.

"I entrust my daughter to you, do you dare to promise?"

Pipazi looked at his friend who had known him for many years, and remembered the little girl with red braids, holding her stubbornly.

"I want to make you this friend, do you dare to promise?"

Why not?Pipazi nodded heavily, just like back then.

"The other exit of this space is the former residence of the teacher. In the cabinet of the kitchen on the first floor, there is a fixed dish hanging in the second compartment on the left hand side. Turning that will open the door to the basement. There is the teacher The laboratory before his death, where he had been developing all kinds of ninjutsu, you can hide Xiaotong there, wait for her to recover slowly, and then bring her out."

Hana said so much in one breath, it was exhausting, just at this time the sealing ceremony was over, her daughter was surrounded by layers of ice and snow, especially the heart, Hana stared at her daughter tenderly, and said to her With the last words.

"Maybe it will take you a long time to wake up, maybe you will be weak and suffer from illness all your life," hot tears dripped on the ice, Hana slowly closed her eyes, with a smile on her lips, "No matter how much suffering there is, my child, you must live and live strong..."

The intercolumn cells were no longer obstructed, and they easily turned back. Hua Ming's entire body became a tree. There was no wind, and the green leaves were rustling. Pipa leaned against the trunk, weeping uncontrollably.

Hitomi Uchiha was born in the 18th year of Konoha and died in the 18th year of Konoha.

Hitomi Asakura, Konoha was born in 33 years.