[Naruto] I love a funny guy

At the bottom of the dark cave, in this huge space, as far as the eye can see, there is only one bed.

Today's Obito does not need to eat, drink, or sleep. A simple bed is only used for rest. The ill-fated left arm was dripping down like melted wax.

"It's so miserable."

Suddenly a black and white humanoid creature appeared on the ground in front of the bed. The mouth of the hermaphrodite moved, sometimes restrained and low, and sometimes frivolous and cheerful.

"Students are no match for the teacher." The black half seemed to be keen on such things as making up the knife.

"Don't sprinkle salt on the young man's wound, healing is the most important thing." Bai's half sounded concerned, but couldn't hide his schadenfreude.

The black half is Madara's own will left before he left, referred to as Heijue for short, and the white half is naturally Obito's old acquaintance, Baijue.

Obito adjusted his internal breath, turning a blind eye to the sarcasm or hot sarcasm in front of him, and only focused on treating his left arm. At the broken arm, the white mass that had been melting and dripping gradually solidified. And it also began to split and regenerate a new white group, which slowly extended forward. According to this trend, it is only a matter of time before Obito's left arm recovers.

But this speed is too slow in the eyes of experts, Bai Jue grinned, and called out an old acquaintance with soil.

"Yo, I'm working on poo, why did you call me out?"

The Baijue avatar that emerged from the soil = one of the bodies, Jujuejue twisted his body, and soon saw Obito who was not in a good state, needless to say, he consciously opened himself up, familiar with the way Wrap Obito, especially his left arm, with the help of Makizue, the healing process progressed by leaps and bounds, and soon, Obito's left arm returned to its original state.

After finishing all this, Juan Jue, who had retired, twisted his body, and went back to continue his research on his poop subject.

Obito sat on the bed, shook his left hand vigorously, and then spread it out. Then the five fingers were slightly bent in sequence, and his left hand was clenched into a fist again, as if he was about to grab something. Obito stared straight at it. With his left hand, the long-term trance made Hei Jue Bai, who was still waiting for him, a little impatient.

"If you keep looking at it like this, I can't help but suspect that you are going to fall in love with that left hand."

Bai Jue shrugged his shoulders, sighed, Obito withdrew his hand, and turned to them. He didn't know the expression on the face behind the striped mask, but with just one look, Bai Jue understood what he meant. Dancing and reporting on Konoha's current situation.

"Oh, Kyuubi had so much fun, Konoha is busy rebuilding now, let me count... oh, there are too many Konoha ninjas who died, but the fourth-generation couple and the third-generation wife also They are all on the memorial tablet~"

Bai Jue was still babbling, Obito was stunned for a moment when he heard Pipazi's name, but it was only for a moment.

Only now did he vaguely remember that when he went to take the son of the fourth generation as a hostage, there was indeed a woman who blocked him, and he killed the woman without looking at it. It turned out that she was Pipazi.

Asakura Biwako is dead, then Asakura Hitomi, will you feel pain?But it doesn't matter, such a painful world is false, wait a little longer, give him a little more time...

After making the next plan with Hei Zebai Ze, and he was the only one left in the room, Obito took off the speckled mask, casually threw it aside, and slowly closed the only remaining eye , gently stroking his scarred right half of his face with one hand, tracing the lines of those scars bit by bit with his fingertips.

He enjoyed this process very much. After being rescued by Madara, other parts of his body that were smashed by huge rocks have been repaired, but these marks on the right face remain forever. The ugly existence on the right face is always there. He reminds Obito all the time that this place he exists is called Hell. Everything he is experiencing is just a nightmare. When he wakes up, a new world will come. , Birds singing and flowers fragrant, everyone's face is filled with joyful smiles.

It's going to be okay, everything, it's going to be okay.

After tidying up Obito, he went to the base area of ​​Yuyin Village according to the plan. Konoha’s place is just an episode. What is important now is the reorganization of Akatsuki’s organization. Although he persuaded Nagato, many things are still in his own hands Better.

Before leaving, Obito did not forget to destroy this place, and wiped out all traces of Madara, the golem of the heretics, and the existence of the former Uchiha Obito.

But he didn't know that when he walked forward, someone turned the place upside down again on the back foot, and it was Hitomi Asakura who had just left Konoha at that time.

Hitomi Asakura, who found nothing, still dug down patiently. The laborers she recruited were miserable. They had never met such an employer who dug here and there irregularly in such a large wasteland. It doesn't matter how long it will take to dig, how deep and how big it will be.

Hitomi Asakura is very patient. Every day, she takes her little cutie to watch the laborers digging, and the little cutie also starts her old job, smelling here and there, just to help the master find that person who is still alive. Evidence, even if it's just a little bit of clues.

Asakura Hitomi's patience ended when she received a letter from her elder brother. While ordering the coolies to continue working, she rushed back to Konoha anxiously.

Konoha had an accident, this is not the point, Pipazi died in the line of duty, this is a thunderbolt blow to her.

In Konoha's cemetery, in front of Asakura Pipazi's tombstone, Asakura Hitomi squatted down and placed a big green apple. This was Pipazi's favorite during her lifetime. She just rushed back yesterday. Unexpectedly, the last parting, It was the last time with Pipazi.

The cutie on the shoulder called out twice, Hitomi Chaokura got up and looked, and saw Kakashi.

The silver-haired boy wearing a mask was holding four bouquets of flowers in his hands, and he saw Hitomi Asakura when he raised his eyes. After passing over Hitomi Asakura and seeing the tombstone behind her, Kakashi lowered his head and looked Cangtong followed his line of sight and looked back at Pipazi's tombstone. For a while, both of them fell into silence.

The silence didn't last long, the two were the same as before, Hitomi Asakura was waiting outside the cemetery, Kakashi was in the cemetery holding flowers in his hand and greeted the people he was going to visit one by one, Obito, Rin, this There are more teachers and teachers' wives again.

"Come back yesterday?" The two walked back side by side, and Kakashi casually asked about Asakura Hitomi's recent situation.

Hitomi Asakura nodded slightly, and told Kakashi that she was leaving in a while.

"You seem to be unable to stay in Konoha for a day," Kakashi put his hands in his pockets, and slowed down his pace. "You haven't seen Asma yet, right? He is preparing for the promotion of Shinobi. A few days ago, I received the task of leaving the village, and according to him, after being promoted to Jōnin, he will go to the Daming Mansion in the Land of Fire, and his goal is to protect the Twelve Ninja Warriors."

Just as he was about to take a step forward, Hitomi Asakura felt that this word sounded familiar, as if someone had said it before, Kakashi stood aside and waited for her when he saw her stop.

"I've decided, I'll go to Daming Mansion to be the highest guard in the future." ——Yes, a white-eyed boy once said that.

The elite group trained as the "New Sannin", one died in the line of duty, one left the village, and one entered Anbu, Hitomi Asakura thought about it, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Hinata Arashi, who wanted to be the supreme guard, was lying there, but Asma was there to fulfill his last wish, and Hatake Kakashi, who wanted to travel the world, entered Anbu..."

"Asakura Hitomi, who was going to join Anbu to protect the village to the death, took off her forehead and left Konoha."

Kakashi took her words, Hitomi Asakura scoffed, shook his head again and again, and continued walking with his hands behind his back.

"I only said that Anbe is suitable for me, but I never said such nasty things."

Hitomi Asakura had already taken off Konoha's forehead protector. At this time, she had a blue ribbon tied on her forehead and tied it in a knot behind her head. Her long dark blue hair was scattered behind her head, slightly curled at the tip, and on the right side Her hair was pinned neatly behind her ears, revealing the delicate earrings clipped on the pinnae. The pendants consisted of three silver chains of different lengths, the longest one hanging down to her shoulders, and hanging a fiery red bead. Look carefully In the past, you will find that there is a name engraved on the largest red bead. She likes dark bunts as before, but because she is used to using hidden weapons, the cuffs are looser than others, and her hands are hidden in the sleeves. She couldn't see her five fingers, and if she made a move occasionally, she would see a few circles of dark red bead chains around her left wrist. Similarly, there was also the largest blood red bead.

Kakashi watched Asakura Hitomi leave, and couldn't help but ask her where she was going next.

Hitomi Chaokura kept on stepping and didn't look back, she just raised her hand and snapped her fingers.

"I heard that Iwanin Village has been very comfortable recently. I am very unhappy, so I went to find something for them to do."

...In Iwanin Village, Kakashi choked immediately, and the silver-haired boy couldn't help but touch his forehead.

Sure enough, Asakura Hitomi's obsession with Obito is still so deep.