[Naruto] I love a funny guy

The formerly bustling Sarutobi House has been deserted for a long time. The mistress passed away, the second son left the village to practice, and the youngest daughter even ran away from home. Although the eldest son has moved back, he is out on missions for eight out of ten days. middle.

In the huge house, the lonely old man, the one who accompanied Sarutobi Hiruzane the longest was his big cigarette that never left his hand.

On December 12th, just as the 30nd year of Konoha was coming to an end, Sarutobi House ushered in a new life.

Yuan Feiliang hugged his dear son, smiling so hard that his teeth could not see his eyes. Inside and outside Yuan Fei's house, there was a rare joy. Even Asma, who had been away from home for a long time, was killed by his elder brother a month ago. The series of fatal calls were pulled back, and now they are holding diapers in both hands and waiting for orders. As for Hitomi Asakura, who only came back once three years ago, no one is sure whether she will appear in Konoha Village today. .

Hitomi Asakura came back, but she didn't come back alone.

"Asakura Hitomi lives here, right? My name is Asakura Toru!"

Looking at the little loli who was staring at them without fear at the gate, the eldest brother took a deep breath, and the second brother stretched out his fingers tremblingly, his tone of voice changed.

"Duoduoduo... how old is it?"

"Five years old!"

The one who answered him was Little Lolita's crunchy Douzi voice. Seeing the expressions of the two men getting brighter than the other, Little Lolita shrugged, looking really troubled, and sighed, "Don't worry, Hitomi Asakura She hasn't wanted to be a mother yet..."

When they heard this, the two brothers breathed a sigh of relief. When they found out that the little girl was only five years old, they were really scared. Thinking that the younger sister brought back a five-year-old daughter after leaving home for more than five years, the scene was so magical. They didn't dare to think about it, but they didn't know that the next sentence pulled their hearts back into their throats.

"... She is at best a stepmother!"

stepmother?stepmother!stepmother? !

Probably because he had just become a father, Yuan Feiliang was extremely sentimental, thinking of his son, he moaned against his heart, baby, your aunt has become someone's stepmother since she was so young... blah blah blah.

Asma, on the other hand, was completely dumbfounded. Holding the diaper in her hands, she stirred up and muttered, it's not easy to be a stepmother, why did his sister become a stepmother?This is how to do? !

When Asakura Hitomi pushed open the door, what he saw was two men, one covering his heart and the other standing there with a diaper clutched, while Asakura Toru put his hands behind his head and looked up at them stupidly.

Hitomi Asakura came back, Maruko yelled, and finally dragged the two idiots back. The two brothers looked at their sister, and then at the little loli who had a very strong impact. , I don’t know what medicine these two took.

"Xiao Tong, this little girl..."

Just when Asakura Hitomi was about to visit her nephew, Asma couldn't bear it anymore and asked. Asakura Hitomi glanced at him in surprise, waved her hand indifferently, and wrote lightly.

"Her, I picked it up on the road."

"That's right, she picked me up." The little loli who was playing with the ball also found time to turn around and add.

"Picked it up?" When did his sister become so caring...

"Yeah, pick it up and play."

……

Several people had already entered the room, Sarutobi carried the child over to the medical ninja who had been helping, Asakura Hitomi looked at the pink jade dumpling, she was a little far away, she had a murderous look on her body, it was better not to get too close to the child it is good.

"What is your name?"

"Konoha Maru."

As soon as I heard it, I knew it was taken by the old man. This is the old-fashioned and pedantic style. Hitomi Asakura curled her lips, and Asma followed her sister to make fun of her father.

"You don't know, when the old man hugged his eldest grandson, his mouth was grinning, and his whole face was smiling like a chrysanthemum."

However, before hugging him for a long time, he went to busy with his Hokage-sama's government affairs again.

Hitomi Asakura didn't stay at home for long and went out too.Before, she went to the cemetery, but this time, she went to Uchiha's ancestral hall. As soon as she stepped into Uchiha's territory, she ran into Shisui.

The little curly hair in front of her is the real child who should be called aunt, and he is her only relative in this world. However, some secrets can only be buried in the ground.

"Hey, Curly Hitomi!"

As soon as Shisui saw Asakura Hitomi, he waved his hands vigorously with his eyes shining, and teleported to her like a small whirlwind.Asakura Hitomi looked at the forehead guard on his forehead, silently counting his age, it was time for him to graduate and become a teacher.

"I was going to congratulate my teacher and teacher's wife, so I ran into you, what a coincidence."

Asakura Hitomi swept his empty hands, took out his fine wine bottle with a puff, took a few sips between his fingers, smacked his lips, and then nodded him in the air.

"After all, I'm a ninja with income, so I went to congratulate your teacher like this?"

Shisui smiled and said bluntly that he would buy it on the way later, Hitomi Chaokura shook his head, put away the fine wine bottle, took out another small cloth bag from his arms and threw it to him, patted his shoulder and passed him leave.

"A meeting gift for you."

Shisui took it reflexively, padded it in a daze, and it was heavy. It can be seen that the coins in the cloth bag are quite considerable. He turned around and shouted at Asakura Hitomi's back——

"Tuhao Tong, you are so handsome!"

Chao Cangtong walked all the way without looking back, just shook his index finger upright, this move was successful and once again handsome to Shishui, the young man watched Tuhao Tong leave with staring eyes, held the money bag in his hand, thinking in his heart to wait After buying the presents, you can treat Itachi to a dumpling meal, tsk tsk, I'll go find him in a while.

After saying goodbye to Zhishui, Chao Cangtong walked all the way to the ancestral hall. The little cutie had been dozing off on her shoulder, but suddenly raised her head vigilantly, and chirped next to the owner's ear A few times.

Master, the people here don't seem to be very friendly to you.

Hitomi Asakura rubbed Sable reassuringly, she had already noticed that along the way, there were always a few members of the Uchiha family hiding in the dark, watching her secretly, with a sinister look in their eyes.

But who is she?Will you care about these?Hitomi Asakura, as if nothing happened, walked leisurely all the way to the ancestral hall as if taking a walk in the afternoon, found those special memorial tablets, didn't say anything, just stayed for a while before leaving.

She just came here specially to tell Huaming and Jing that she came back this time to settle accounts with Danzo.

Some people always have to pay for what they did.