[Naruto] I love a funny guy

Something happened to Konoha again.

Orochimaru teamed up with Sand Ninja Village to attack Konoha Village during the Zhongnin Exam. Konoha was injured again, and Master Hokage III died because of this.

A few strands of heroic souls were added to the comfort tablet.

Hitomi Asakura and other worshipers dispersed before walking to Hiruzaru Sarutobi's tomb, put down the white flower in his hand, remained silent for a while, and then left quietly, no one knew of her coming or going.

The rest was left to Jiraiya, who also found Tsunade, and then took Naruto to practice.

Naruto, the child she saw wearing goggles at the ramen restaurant when she returned to Konoha a few days ago, is the child of Namakaze Minato and Kushina, who is... the same name as the protagonist of "Nengen Ninja Biography" that child.

Everyone has chosen their own path, and Hitomi Asakura embarked on his own journey again.

If they wanted to find out the mastermind behind the Akatsuki organization, they would start with the core members one by one. The black robes with red auspicious clouds and the bamboo hats with jingling bells were basically their equipment configuration.She has already seen four of them, no, if Deidara joined, she has already seen five.Fortunately, due to her professional relationship, she quickly found a sixth one.

Chao Cangtong's money is not brought by strong winds. These days, the fastest money comes from the black market. In these years, she has taken money to kill people, and her bottles and cans are quite The market was bought at a high price as soon as it was put on the market. After five years, she returned again, only to find that the "model worker" in this circle had changed.

His code name is "Qian Nu". Hitomi Asakura got the first-hand information through some core informants. This guy is called Jiaodu. According to the description in the intelligence, he is wearing the standard equipment of the Akatsuki organization, and it is him.

What's the most efficient way to approach a money slave?Steal his money!And some information about Akatsuki's organization must also be put together with his purse.

Asakura Hitomi didn't wait long for the money-exchanging informant before arriving at her target.

The money bag in his hand is padded at the corner, and it is a considerable income. As the finance minister of the organization, he has to think about every piece of steel here before spending it. For example, he needs to buy another batch of weapons. There are also miscellaneous things like pots and pans. For example, Payne needs to build a taller house. This requires money. Xiaonan needs more oil paper. This requires money. Scorpion needs more wood and iron to make puppets. Need money, that guy Itachi just feed him the dumplings, dried persimmon ghost shark is the best feed, no special requirements, his shark muscle is hungry, he can solve it himself, and if that kid Didala blows up the roof again He just blew him up!

Just when Jiaodu had a headache and didn't have enough money, the partner on the side slowly followed him.

"Jiaodu," Fei Duan touched the ring on his index finger, "I've been driving for a day, let's go get something to eat."

Jiaodu cast a sideways glance at the partner next to him, it was this guy who was always in a hurry, otherwise he could have done another business today, if this guy couldn't die, he would have hacked him to death long ago, Jiaodu groaned With a sound, he threw a steamed bun at him.

"Do you want more? Take care of your fill."

Fei Duan grabbed the steamed bun, ahhh took a big bite, and pointed at the money bag in Jiaodu's hand while chewing inarticulately.

"Let's eat something delicious at the next restaurant."

Jiaodu silently put away the purse, without looking sideways, and continued on his way.

"No money."

... Liar!Fei Duan bit off another big mouthful of steamed buns resentfully, and followed behind with a sickle on his shoulder.

It's now!Hitomi Asakura, who was hiding in the dark, flew the silver needle, and pulled the connected chakra thread, but in an instant, the money bag that hadn't warmed up in Kakuzu's arms fell into Hitomi Asakura's hand like this .

As soon as Hitomi Asakura grabbed the money bag, he turned his head and gave a contemptuous snort at the two people behind him, and immediately ran away, and Koto followed quickly, and Fei Duan leisurely continued to nibble on his steamed buns, waiting for him to fill in the big things Let's talk on a full stomach.

In fact, it's - I want you to give me steamed buns only!

Hitomi Asakura had already set up a trap, and she just waited for the horns to jump down. She knew that there was no one good enough to enter the Xiao organization. She turned Jiaodu's purse upside down, enough for her to find some information hidden in it.

When Hiduan followed, what he saw was Kakuzu trapped in the trap, Hitomi Asakura saw his accomplice coming, called him loudly, threw the money bag in his hand, Hitomi Reflexively catching it, Jiaodu saw that his purse came back, so he was not in a hurry to struggle in the trap, he just asked Fei Duan to see if the money was missing, and immediately dealt with the guy who dared to steal his purse.

"Hey, is it comfortable to touch?" Hitomi Chao Cang jumped a few more away from them, "I dropped the bag a long time ago, it's full of my poison, it will rot."

Fei Duan is the first successful case of the "Cthulite Cult" experimenting with forbidden techniques, so he attaches great importance to his body, not to be damaged at all, bad hand?This hot potato couldn't be picked up, so he turned his wrist and threw the purse into the waterfall beside him, Hitomi Asakura hecked twice, the seals of both hands disappeared with a bang, and the corners of his eyes turned red with anger.

Pig teammates!Pig teammates!kill him!kill him!

Hitomi Asakura was much more relaxed, and the plan went very smoothly. She tossed away a large purse, and found a few task lists hidden in the purse. Money bag, thinking to himself, Xiao organization's lair is indeed in Yuyin Village, so they rushed there immediately.

The whole process is like collecting information to break through a level and fight a boss dungeon.

Coincidentally, during those days, the Red Sand Scorpion and Didara's group also went out to do missions, and Uchiha Itachi and Kisame Kisame stayed behind. Both of them had seen Hitomi Asakura, so I thought She had already died in Xie's hands many years ago, she did not expect her life to be so hard.

Hitomi Asakura had just stepped into Yuyin Village, and before he had time to frown and complain about the annoying rain that was falling, he spotted two people not far in front of him.

Uchiha Itachi stood a little in front, Asakura Hitomi dusted off his clothes button, and walked straight towards them. When Uchiha Itachi was about to pass by, the man with long black ponytail naturally extended his hand to Asakura Hitomi , with the palm facing up, he spat out a few words warmly, just like back then——

"Tuanzi, three skewers."

Asakura Hitomi fumbled in his sleeve clearly, and really took out three strings of dumplings, and put them on the palm of his palm as if handing over sacred objects, Uchiha Itachi looked down, and naturally stopped ,hold.

"Ghost shark, let's go."

Itachi had already nibbled on a dumpling as he said that, and took steps towards leaving Yuyin Village on his own, while the dried persimmon ghost, who was about to show off his shark muscles, froze there, blinking his eyes , first looked at Hitomi Asakura who had passed him and walked in, and then glanced at his partner who was walking further and further away. After struggling for a while, he had no choice but to keep up with the person who ate the dumplings.

Chao Cangtong continued to walk forward, this time the road was smooth, no one stopped her, went straight, went straight, went straight again, pushed open an iron door, followed by another secret passage, still no one came out to stop her.

This eerie silence is not normal.

Hitomi Chaokura raised her spirits and was ready to face all kinds of traps. There were tall iron towers, empty houses, and there was not even a living thing along the way, until she finally saw the figure from behind.

The back figure was hidden in the dark, different from the standard equipment of the Akatsuki organization. The man was dressed in a pitch-black robe and a hood, and Asakura Hitomi immediately put on a fighting posture, and secretly pulled out the silver needle.

Is he the one you are looking for?The mastermind behind the Akatsuki organization?Could it be that he kidnapped Obito?What is his intention for Sharingan?Hitomi Chaokura felt that she was still too aggressive, she didn't know any information about this person, and she really wasn't sure if the fight would really start in a while.

Time passed little by little, and Hitomi Asakura confronted a figure from behind for a long time like this, no, the enemy can't move, she moves first!At this time, we must seize the opportunity!

Just as the silver needle was about to leave his hand, the figure in front of him suddenly turned around. It was a guy wearing an orange spiral mask.

Playing tricks... Asakura Hitomi spat.

The other party slowly put down his hood, and gradually placed his hands on the edge of the mask. Just when Asakura Hitomi thought he was going to take off the mask, the guy suddenly made a V with his hands, imitating the little girl's exaggerated pose The outer horoscope jumped into the air, accompanied by a rather flat tone.

"Surprise! Congratulations on successfully passing the level and getting a super handsome A Fei!"

……

Asakura Hitomi had kept the iceberg face for many years, at this moment, cracks finally began to appear.

Taking a deep breath, taking a deep breath, Chao Cangtong closed his eyes silently, and then opened them again, looking at the psychopath who was twisting his body very happily opposite, thousands of words were merged into one sentence, which was extremely clear in his mind——

kill him!

small theater--

First, the daily routine of the undead combination:

Holding the steamed bread in his hand, there was not a drop of oil in the dish, so Fei Duan could only cry—"Send it!"

Clutching his purse at the corner of his hand, he walked away silently.

It is said that after Hei Huatu packed Doubitu and threw it away that day, he took off his mask silently, put on Doubitu's special goggles, and put on the sports style blue ninja uniform. , silently walked to the door of President Tong's room and posed a pose, pretending to be deep.

"Little Tong, the weather is fine today, let's go out for a walk."

After a while, there was no response, and Hei Huatu looked into the room—it was empty!no one!What about people?

The person is in the suburbs, unpacking the packed Doubi soil.

……

Put wax on the blackened soil【i】