[Naruto] I love a funny guy

It rains all year round in Yuyin Village, and it is wet all day long. Asakura Hitomi really can't like the sticky feeling of this dampness, so she waved her hand and set the address of the two of them in Yuyin Village In a wood outside.

Of course, it’s not really about taking the sky as the cover and the ground as the seat. Asakura Hitomi ordered A Fei to build a tree house. He chose two big banyan trees that are close to each other. The two log cabins under the lush greenery are fresh and elegant. When A Fei had no mission, they stayed here in the tree house. Except for the few days when he was going to Konoha, Asakura Hitomi almost never let A Fei out of her sight.

On the occasional few times, she went early and returned early, but this time, she came back three days later than expected.

"Ah, tomi is back," the always childish Ah Fei hopped over, swinging his arms, "Tomi is not here, and Tobi is not happy eating alone."

Yeah?Hitomi Asakura, who was being acted like a baby, raised his eyebrows, and with a backhand hook, he handed the burden on his shoulders to A Fei's hands, patted him, jumped over him and found a tree at random.

"I brought you a present, so it's a bit late."

Eh?Gift?This gift is extra big!Ah Fei scratched his head, turned around and saw that Hitomi Asakura was lying on a branch that protruded from the tree, he took the bundle and unpacked it.

Open the bag, and shake it again, it turns out that the gift is a robe, and the black robe is decorated with red auspicious clouds.

The same jersey of the Dawn Organization.

"this?"

A Fei spread out his robe in doubt, raised his head to call the person on the branch, Hitomi Asakura rested one hand behind his head, his posture remained unchanged, his pupils reflected the leaves above his head, and he only responded lightly: "Change it on." .”

Ah Fei felt strange, but obediently said, and went to change his clothes. He always thought that he could formally join the Xiao organization and wear the same battle robes as those seniors, so cheers came from under the tree soon With a loud voice, Ah Fei showed off his clothes shyly, and began to chant again.

"Oh, Ah Fei is now a member of the Akatsuki organization!"

"A Fei, calm down, calm down!"

"Ah, seniors all wear rings... what ring should A Fei wear? Which finger should he wear?"

Listening to the almost innocent and cheerful voice under the tree, filled with the satisfaction of receiving the gift, Asakura Hitomi turned sideways and looked at Tobi who was sometimes bouncing up and down, and sometimes holding his face and thinking hard, His eyes gradually become as calm as water.

She had been to two places before returning.

In the dark corner of the teahouse, the young man who had only met each other slowly took off his bamboo hat. After a moment of silence, he only said three words.

On the vast green grassland, the vicissitudes of the old woman with a white cloth on her eyes turned her back, her gray hair was mixed with white, her face was so corroded that she could not tell her original appearance, she stood in the wind, silent for many years She pried her mouth open for the first time after the confrontation.

Hitomi Asakura jumped onto the ground lightly, and walked towards Ah Fei step by step. Ah Fei, who was still circling, saw her coming down, and immediately stopped and changed to penguin swing.

“tobi loves this gift so much!”

Saying that, he showed it in front of Asakura Hitomi.

Hitomi Asakura was a few steps away from him, looking at A Fei who had already put on the standard outfit of Xiao Organization, pursed his lips into a line, recalling those few words in his mind.

The boy's voice was as indifferent and distant as ever, but this time he did not speak concisely. He sat in the corner, his whole body was hidden in a shadow, even if he took off his bamboo hat, the people opposite could not see his expression .

He said that he was not alone that night, but was accompanied by a man wearing an orange spiral mask, who later invited him to join the so-called Akatsuki organization.

The disfigured vicissitudes of the old woman crushed the years into her voice. She may not be used to speaking after many years of silence. She spoke a simple sentence very slowly.

Her boss, she said, was a strange guy in an orange spiral mask.

"Tomi?"

A Fei waved his hand in front of Chao Cangtong, and Chao Cang Tong grasped the hand in front of him, and after a snap, he gradually clenched it tightly, even through the patent leather gloves, A Fei felt a little pain.

"to, tomi?"

A Fei called her in surprise, Zhao Cangtong seemed to have never heard of it, and just stared at the only hole in his mask, but she found that she couldn't see anything.

"Tomi?"

Ah Fei called her again, he wanted to struggle, but found that Hitomi Asakura was using a lot of force, the more he struggled, the more she tightened.

"Tomi, what's the matter with you?"

A Fei cautiously shook his other hand in front of her eyes. This time, Asakura Hitomi seemed to have finally come to his senses. The hand holding A Fei was still tightened, but the other hand was gently stroking him. It seemed that he had unintentionally responded: "Uchiha Itachi said that there was a guy wearing an orange spiral mask with him that night. Jiuniang said that her boss was a strange man wearing an orange spiral mask." guy."

She clearly felt that the body under the palm of her hand suddenly tensed. This signal instantly disillusioned Asakura Hitomi's only thought. Instead, she lightly tapped one of the red clouds on the clothes with her finger, Even though he couldn't see anything, he still stared at the hole in the mask.

"Tell me, who is that person?"

This time, Ah Fei easily broke away from Asakura Tong's hand, turned slightly sideways, and asked back with a sneer.

"Who do you say he is?"

He straightened his cuffs, took a few steps forward, and put his hands behind his back, his expression seemed to be a different person.

"After following me to investigate for so long, I only found out who that person is, and Konoha Chiba is nothing more than that."

investigation?Asakura Hitomi seemed to have heard a particularly funny joke, but she just grinned silently. She folded her arms, squinted at the figure, and asked casually: "So, who are you this time?"

The front quickly gave her the answer.

"Uchiha Madara."

"...there are so many vests," Hitomi Asakura curled his lips, practiced Chimoto at the tree trunk not far away with great interest, and continued to ask while piercing the hidden weapon: "You are sometimes a Fei, and sometimes you are Uchi Wave Madara, but never being Uchiha Obito, what exactly is he planning?"

Obito Uchiha, hearing this name, the person behind clenched his fists tightly, he turned around suddenly, looked at Hitomi Asakura who was still playing with hidden weapons, his gloomy tone lowered a bit.

"That naive and ignorant guy is dead."

This sentence, like plain boiled water, is bland and tasteless, and seems to be describing a fact, but to Asakura Hitomi, it is undoubtedly the catalyst for a volcanic eruption.

After tying down the last thousand roots, Hitomi Chaokura floated up to the masked man in an instant, pulled his collar down, and patted his mask with the other hand.

"I don't like to hear this kind of words very much," he said, and let go of him again, looked at the other party from a distance, scanned up and down again, and remembered some information about the Akatsuki organization that Zilai also passed to her before. , Sneered and said: "What do you want to do wearing the vest of your ancestors? Save the world? Go home, wash and sleep, and be funny."

Hitomi Asakura habitually wanted to pull his goggles, but found that this guy was wearing a mask, so he just smiled, remained silent, and pretended to look around.

Under the calm appearance of the masked man, there were already dark waves, and the storm in his heart was roaring all the time, Hitomi Asakura's seemingly unintentional snort oppressed his last nerve called reason.

"Look carefully!"

After the masked man let out a roar, he tore off his robe, exposing his entire upper body to the air. Hitomi Chao Cang heard the ripping sound and turned his head, only to see the naked upper body, with normal skin texture on one side , but on the other side is something like white sticky plasticine.

Hitomi Asakura was about to step forward to take a closer look, but it happened that the other party had already arrived with anger, and the furious masked man directly forced Hitomi Asakura to retreat again and again until her back was against the tree trunk, and there was no way to retreat. The masked man with Cang Tong who was half a head high put his palm on top of her head, forcing her to look up at him.

"You see clearly! This body is no longer that idiot!"

The small space made Asakura Hitomi a little uncomfortable, she frowned and wanted to push him away, her hands naturally placed on his body, her fingers gently drew along the texture of the muscles.

"Yo Dou Bitu, so you have muscles," he poked while admiring, "The chest muscles are good, well, tear the clothes down a bit, and see if the abdominal muscles are eight or one."

The masked man was stunned. After a moment of eerie silence, he coughed in a muffled voice, stiffly removed the hand above Hitomi Chaokura's head, turned his back slowly, and rearranged his robe silently. Okay, but I found that I used too much force... The clothes were useless, and I couldn't go back, only two rags were hanging.

Even with two pieces of rags hanging on it did not affect his aura, the masked man was facing Asakura Hitomi, and slowly disappeared into the spot on the mask in front of her eyes, leaving only one sentence.

"No matter who it is, as long as it hinders my plan, kill."

Murderous intent is not deceiving, but so what?Hitomi Asakura ignored the warning indifferently, and walked to a tree. She was using this tree to practice Senbon just now. The thick trunk was densely tied by Senbon, forming a series of characters——

Obito