Rubbing my heat, okay?

Hello everyone!Welcome to the filming site of the program "I Can't Get in". I'm Xiao o, a reporter from our station. Please note that this is an English o, not a 0 that is scattered everywhere (who cares about you? okay?).

Ahem, this time our program team has invited Qi Xian and Fei Yan, who are currently the top of the list, if you have any questions, feel free to throw them to them!

Well, let's not talk nonsense, just follow me to meet them!

Little O: Qi Xianfei said hello to you all!

Qi Xian: Hello (mild smile).

Feiyan: Hello.

Little o: Many people like you very much. We all have some questions to ask you. Can you spare some time to answer them?

Qi Xian: (Looking at Fei Yan...)

Fei Yan: Ah, ahem...Of course, please feel free to ask!

Little o: OK, then let's start! (Wretched laugh.)

Q1: Please tell us your names

Qi Xian: What's the problem? Well, okay, my name is Qi Xian.

Feiyan: Haha, it is a very necessary question. Hello everyone, my name is Feiyan.

Little O: Fuck, what kind of sand sculpture problem is this! (whispering).

Q2: What are your ages?

Qi Xian: 25.

Fei Yan: 24, the boss is not too young haha.

Little o: (whispered) Indeed.

Qi Xian and Fei Yan cast a gentle look at the same time.

Little O: Ahaha, let's hurry up and start the next question!

Q3: What is your gender?

Qi Xian: (frowning) Male.

Feiyan: Can't you see this...?

Q4: What is your personality?

Qi Xian: My character?Let me talk about the specifics, but I can’t say enough... Well, it’s okay anyway. (decent laugh).

Fei Yan: Hmm...well, I'm fine too.

Little O is silently wiping away his sweat...

Q5: What is the character of the other party?

Qi Xian: Very polite, mischievous yet cute, I like it very much.

Fei Yan: Sullen, pretentious.

Little O: (Looking at Fei Yan and laughing) Hahahahaha, is that so?This is a bit different from what Qi Shen described.

Fei Yan: As a person, I don't really like liars (with a straight face).

Qi Xian: (black face)...fuck, can I talk about Fei Yan's character again?

Xiao O: No, so, come to our show, you have to be open!Don't try to save face for the other party, the other party didn't save face for you.

Qi Xian: Got it (slight smile).

Q6: When did the two meet?Where?

Qi Xian: University, right?At that time, he seemed to be distributing leaflets and stepped on my shoes.

Fei Yan: In college, I was handing out leaflets at the time... It's still embarrassing to say it now haha...

Little O: What an interesting encounter!

Feiyan: emmmmmmmmm?

Q7: Your first impression of the other party?

Qi Xian: (with a sideways glance at Fei Yan) Reckless, reckless.

Fei Yan: (slightly smiles) Pretentious, from the inside to the outside, there is an aura of pretentiousness everywhere.

Qi Xian: Tsk tsk, then why did you pretend to meet each other so many times afterwards?

Fei Yan: Fuck, I just want to buy some candy, okay? !

Little O: Alright, alright, calm down, both of you!For the harmony of the scene, let's move on to the next question!

Q8: What do you like about each other?

Qi Xian: Which one do you like?It's hard to answer such a concrete question, um... If I like him, I like it. After I like him, every point in him can be a reason for me to like him.

Little O: Ouch!God Qi, you are so disgusting!

Qi Xian: (Looking at Fei Yan with a frown) Is it nasty?

Feiyan: Cough cough... just generally disgusting (actually, I am very happy to hear it).

Little O: What about you, Feiyan?What do you like about Qi Shen?

Fei Yan: Well... I am almost the same. As long as it is him, I like every aspect. Even if it is a flaw, I hate it and love it (laughs).

Little O: (resisting the anger from the single dog, squinting and smiling) The relationship between the two is really good.

Qi Xian: (with a provocative smile) Of course.

Little O silently clenched his fist.

Q9: What do you dislike about each other?

Little O: (Consciously turning the page) Let's skip this question...

Q10: Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Qi Xian: Of course.

Feiyan: It’s okay.

Qi Xian: Well, okay? (Looking at Fei Yan with a subtle expression)

Fei Yan: (immediately counseled) Just kidding haha, um, very good, very good.

Q11: What do you call each other?

Qi Xian: Fei Yan, classmate Fei... Well, there are quite a few more, and I can't think of them all at once.

Fei Yan: Qi Xian, Mr. Qi haha, I can only think of the names that correspond to what he said haha.

Little O: What a lovely name!

Qi Xian & Fei Yan: Is there any?

Little O: ... Fuck, can you give me a step? ? ?

Q12: How do you want to be called by the other party?

Qi Xian: It's fine as usual, um... If you can... cough cough, it's okay, (looks at Fei Yan) Tell me, how do you want to be called by me?

Feiyan: (suppressed laughter) What do you mean by half-speaking?Keep talking, what can you do sometimes?

Qi Xian: In public places, be civilized. (whispers)

Little O: (smiling wretchedly at Fei Yan) Oh, don't think about it, he just wants you to call him husband in bed.

Fei Yan: (looks at Qi Xian and laughs) Really?

Qi Xian: (sighs, forcibly changes the subject) You haven't said how you want to be called by me.

Fei Yan: (Easily led away) Eh... baby or something? (The sound gradually decreases).

Qi Xian: (delicate voice) Baby, you are so...

Little O: Stop it, stop it, our serious program is here!Cough cough, it is forbidden to show affection in public! (biting a small handkerchief)

Q13: If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other party is?

Qi Xian: Animals, let me think about it... Well, what do you think (looks at Fei Yan), what do you think I am?

Feiyan: You?Hmm... I think, you look like a dick hahahahahahaha.

Little O: Erhahahahahahahaha?

Feiyan: (seriously) Erha.

Qi Xian: (with a slight smile) I think you look like Teddy.

Little o: If you wanted to give someone a gift, would you give it?Teddy?Cough cough, is there any deeper meaning? (The voice gradually became obscene).

Qi Xian: Huh?deep meaning?I don't know if there is any.

Fei Yan: (Looks at Qi Xian threateningly) Qi Xian, Qi Xian, you are dead, wait for me to go back and take care of you.

Qi Xian: Please treat me as much as you like.

Little o: Oh my god, what dirty things are you talking about!

Feiyan: How can there be!

Q14: If you want to give a gift to the other party, what would you do?

Qi Xian: Give him a USB flash drive that stores all my film and television works.

Fei Yan: (looks at Qi Xian) Wow, why are you so coquettish!

Qi Xian: (holding back a smile) What about you?What will you give me?

Feiyan: Me?I will give you a USB flash drive that stores all my film and television works. (laugh)

Little o: Both of you are very thoughtful, hehe...

Q15: So what gift do you want for yourself?

Qi Xian: I think... ahem, it's hard to choose, there is no special one, I want whatever he gives.

Feiyan: (about to speak)

Little O: (interrupted immediately) Come on, I see, please let us move on to the next question right away! !

Q16: Do you have any dissatisfaction with the other party?What is it normally?

Qi Xian: Well... I don't want him to act in emotional scenes, although this is something that our industry must face, but...

Little O: Still feel jealous?

Qi Xian: Fuck, can you keep your voice down? !

Fei Yan: Ah, speaking of this, heck, actually I occasionally have this kind of thought, but there is no way, we can only be considerate of this kind of thing, right?

Qi Xian: (looks at Fei Yan and smiles gently) Well, but you know, I only treat you...

Fei Yan: (laughs) Well, I know, I think the same as you, so...don't be jealous.

Qi Xian: Yes.

Q17: What is your problem?

Qi Xian: My problem?Too possessive, thinking too much, uh, I feel that I have a lot of problems, saying one by one may use up the time of this show haha.

Little O: Why are you so humble, Qi Shen, you have always been perfect in our hearts!

Feiyan: Heck, his biggest problem is being modest haha ​​(lol).

Qi Xian: I didn't expect me to be so perfect in your heart (raising eyebrows).

Fei Yan: Liven up the atmosphere of the show, but I didn't see it, Mr. Qi, you are really shameless.

Qi Xian: Huh?Say it again?

Fei Yan: Ah, yes, I also said that I have a problem, right? Ahem...Well, I don't think I have any opinions, and I'm a little timid...

Little O: Haha, the characters of the two complement each other very well.

Qi Xian & Fei Yan: Where can you tell...

Q18: May I ask what's wrong with the other party?

Qi Xian: No!

Little o: The desire to survive is really very strong.

Fei Yan: Since he said that...well, he didn't?

Little O: ...Ahaha, let's go.

Q19: What kind of things does the other party do that make you unhappy?

Qi Xian: When you don't want to listen to my advice and take medicine well.

Fei Yan: The key is that medicine...it's really fucking bitter.

Qi Xian: You have to drink even if you suffer.

Fei Yan: (curling lips) Got it.

Qi Xian: (touching his head and laughing lightly)

Little O: Cough cough... that's almost enough, Fei Yan, what about you, does Qi Xian make you feel unhappy?

Feiyan: Me?Ah, let's talk about it seriously through this program, I, I hope Teacher Qi will firmly believe in our relationship, the thing that makes me sad and the most unhappy is nothing else, it is when you are ready to give up on me (watch carefully Qi Xian).

Qi Xian: Well, I know, I... definitely won't.

Q20: May I ask what you did to make the other party unhappy?

Qi Xian: Is the order of setting this question wrong, and often my own awareness of this is relatively shallow (laughs).

Feiyan: Add 1...

Little O: (wiping sweat with embarrassment) Well, let's skip this question and move on to our next question!

Q21: How far has your relationship reached?

Qi Xian: This, of course, is a relationship between lovers.

Fei Yan: That's right, those who can participate in this program are usually lovers, right?

Little O: Yes...

Q22: Where did the two of you meet for the first time?

Qi Xian: Library? (looks at Feiyan) It seems so.

Fei Yan: Hmm...it's the library.

Xiao O: I can't tell that the place where the two first dated is actually the library.

Feiyan: Is it strange?

Little O: A little bit, I thought it was a cough... that kind of place! (The corner of the mouth curls up into a wicked smile)

Fei Yan: We were just kids back then!

Qi Xian: Well, yes, it's a child.

Little O: Tsk tsk tsk...Qi Shen, your expression is a little subtle.

Qi Xian: Is there any? (glances coldly)

Little O: (waved his hand immediately) No, of course not! ! !

Q23: What was the atmosphere between the two of you at that time?

Qi Xian: Very good, we all study very seriously.

Fei Yan: ...Ah, I study very seriously. After all, speaking in the library is not very good.

Little o: Not being able to talk doesn't mean you can't do other things!Didn't you guys do other things then?

Fei Yan: (Looks at Xiao O strangely) Just tell us what you want us to say.

Little O: It's not that I want you to say something, but that you have to be honest when you speak haha ​​(pretending to be honest).

Qi Xian: I didn't do anything out of the ordinary, just kissed him.

Little o: (eyes shine) Kiss? Kiss? Kiss?Damn, isn't this out of line? !Is it so exciting? !Library!What the fuck is this play! ! !

Fei Yan: Can you be a little purer in your thinking...just a kiss.

Little O: (Calm down a little bit) Cough cough...It's really innocent, and it's quite romantic when I think about it.

Q24: May I ask how far it has progressed?

Qi Xian: A kiss.

Fei Yan: A kiss.

Little O: Well...

Q25: Where is the place where you often go on dates?

Qi Xian: The date location, (looks at Fei Yan and whispers) The hotel outside the school?

Feiyan: (stares fiercely) Shut up.

Little O: Qi Shen, what did you just say?I didn't hear the voice just now, can you say it again?

Fei Yan: No, no, he didn't say anything, he just asked me.

Little o: Oh, that's right, where is the place where you often go on dates?

Fei Yan: (biting his fingers) The grove in front of the library, the moonlight there is very beautiful, go there to see the moonlight, it's quite romantic.

Little o: Go to the grove to watch the moonlight? ? ?Is this real?

Qi Xian: (Helping his forehead helplessly) I found out that your thoughts, the host, are... very difficult to describe.

Little O: What did I think, I didn't think about anything! (forced sophistry), then...you really just went to the grove to enjoy the moonlight?

Qi Xian & Fei Yan: That's it!

Q26: What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Qi Xian: Prepare a gift and me.

Little O: Tsk tsk tsk, prepare yourself... Ahem, what does this gift refer to?

Qi Xian: It’s different every year, so it’s hard to be specific.

Fei Yan: I am almost the same.

Little O: It's a tacit understanding.

Q27: May I ask which party confessed first?

Qi Xian: Me.

Fei Yan: He.

Little O: (Suddenly gossiping) It was really unexpected, Qi Shen, how did you confess your love?

Feiyan: Uh, wait, wait?Is it unexpected?Were you surprised that he confessed? ? ?

Little O: (waves his hand immediately) No, no, I'm just curious how Qi Shen confessed his love to you!

Qi Xian: Um, well, actually, I could see that he liked me a long time ago, but he just kept holding back and didn’t say anything, um, I don’t think it’s a problem to waste it like this, so I confessed it first.

Little O: You really hope that Fei Yan will confess his love to you sooner, right?

Qi Xian: To be honest, it is like this. (laugh)

Q28: How much do you like each other?

Qi Xian: I like it so much... Speaking of this is quite touching. Let’s put it this way, I broke up with Fei Yan twice, and it took five years after the first breakup to meet again, but in these five years , I never forgot him.

Fei Yan: Then why don't you go and save me?

Qi Xian: Didn't you mention the breakup?

Fei Yan: Cough cough... Sorry to interrupt you, Mr. Qi, please continue.

Qi Xian: To me, Feiyan is like a thorn in my heart. I don't think this kind of feeling can be measured by the word "like".

Little O: Hmm...it's really deep, (turning to Fei Yan) What about you, how much do you like Qi Xian?

Fei Yan: If the most favorite thing is a full glass of water, then the overflow of this glass of water may cause a flood. (laugh out loud)

Little O: The two are really more coquettish than the other when they talk.

Q29: So, do you love each other?

Qi Xian: Of course, I love him.

Feiyan: Of course I love you.

Q30: What does the other party say that makes you feel wrong?

Qi Xian: When he is acting like a baby to me (laughs), when he is acting like a baby, I will feel nothing.

Fei Yan: I was also when he acted like a baby, hahahaha, you know, a person who doesn't act like a baby once in a while is really irresistible.

Xiao O: Wow, really, it sounds very interesting, can you two perform a scene of acting like a baby for us?

Qi Xian: (black line) No way.

Fei Yan: This... I don't want it, it's very unpopular.

Qi Xian: (in a low voice) You can see Fei Yan acting like a baby?

Fei Yan: (in a low voice) You guys can see Qi Xian acting like a baby?

Little O: (in a low voice) Why did I make this request so cheaply...

Q31: If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Qi Xian: I won't say anything until I'm sure. If I'm sure, I'll have a good talk with him.

Feiyan: (unhappy) How could I change my mind.

Qi Xian: (Passing his back lightly to appease) It's just an assumption, I know you won't.

Fei Yan: This is more or less...

Qi Xian: What about you?What would you do if you felt that I was suspected of having a change of heart?

Fei Yan: Then I will definitely not talk to you anymore, and I will leave by myself in a very sensible way.

Qi Xian: (laughs) It's too scary, I don't dare to change my mind.

Little O: You two, enough is enough...

Q32: Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Qi Xian: From my point of view, I will give the other party a chance. I will forgive the first time, but if there is a second time, I will never forgive again.

Fei Yan: I will not forgive. If the other party falls in love with someone else during the process of being with me, it means that I am no longer attractive to him. If we continue to be together, there should be some conflicts between the two parties, um... I Personally, I will never forgive again.

Q33: What should I do if the other party is late for more than one hour during the appointment?

Qi Xian: If there is any force majeure factor, I don't think it's fine, but if it's simply forgot something, I will punish him well.

Little o: yo?What punishment method?Hehehe...

Qi Xian: In this case, you can use your imagination freely.

Fei Yan: Qi Xian is a very punctual person, he is basically never late.By the way, I have to make an excuse, I am also very punctual, rarely late!

Qi Xian: Yes, I can testify.

Q34: What is the sexiest expression of the other party?

Qi Xian: Sexy expressions, heck, I don’t need to say this, at certain times, every expression is very sexy.

Little O: I understand, I understand, I understand. (Subtle expression)

Fei Yan: Cough, I'm about the same. At some point, every expression is very sexy.

Little O: Sure enough, the essence of human beings is a repeater...

Q35: When two people are together, what makes your heart beat faster?

Qi Xian: The first time I saw it after a long time, my heart almost exploded at that moment.

Fei Yan: The words of love that he suddenly said without realizing it, are really very touching.

Little O: What love story do you have?Is there any one that impresses you most that you can share with you?

Qi Xian: Can this be said by the way? (Actually, I didn’t even know that sentence was my love words.)

Fei Yan: Well... It is also possible to share a sentence (want to show), that is, for example, 'I will give you the best and best love', such a promise is a love story that makes my heart move.

Little O: That's true.

Q36: Which part of the other person's body do you like most?

Qi Xian: Legs?Face?Hmm... I like them all.

Fei Yan: (Pointing to Qi Xian) Dare to say if there is anything you don't like, try it.

Little O: (wiping sweat) Cough cough, what about you, Fei Yan?Which part of Qi Shen's body do you like the most?

Feiyan: Me?The one I like the most is the eyes, haha, they are very beautiful.

Qi Xian: Huh?Why don't you say you like all of them?

Fei Yan: I like all of them, so pick the one you like the most!

Qi Xian: (ticks the corners of his mouth)...All right.

Q37: Have you ever lied to the other party?Are you good at lying?

Qi Xian: No, I have never lied to him. One is that I am not good at lying, and the other is that I feel very guilty when I lie to Fei Yan. I am not good at doing this kind of thing (laughs).

Fei Yan: My words... I will make fun of him, but when it comes to serious things, I will not lie.

Little o: Are you good at lying?

Feiyan: No, not good at it.

Q38: When do you feel nervous when you two are together?

Qi Xian: When do you feel nervous?Speaking of being nervous, it’s only when we first got together...It’s been so many years now, we all know each other quite well, when it’s tense, um...I can’t think of it for the time being.

Feiyan: Actually, I have!

Qi Xian: Huh? (interrupted suddenly)

Fei Yan: That’s it. When I’m filming, I’ll be nervous if you’re watching from the side. Also, if I’m filming a scene with an actress, I’ll be even more nervous (laughs).

Qi Xian: What?Don't want me to see it?

Fei Yan: (waves his hand immediately) No, this is a sweet burden, enjoy it while being nervous.

Qi Xian: (secretly laughing)

Little O: Why do you feel that the atmosphere suddenly became anxious? ? ?Cough, let's hurry to the next question please!

Q39: When do you feel the happiest?

Qi Xian: I feel happy when I’m with Fei Yan, but if it’s specific to the moment, I think it’s the moment when I open my eyes every morning.As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw the person I liked, and I was really happy.

Fei Yan: Ah, the happiest. I think it's when we can stay at home and eat together. Qi Xian cooks and I wash the dishes. It's really like living a small life. It feels really good.

Little O: (surprised face) Can Qi Shen know how to cook?It's really surprising.

Fei Yan: Haha, don't look at him like this, the food he cooks is quite delicious.

Little o: It's really enviable, we all want to taste it very much.

Feiyan: (with a subtle smile) Really? Haha.

Q40: Have you ever quarreled?

Qi Xian: Arguing?It feels like this is something that every couple goes through, right?It’s okay now, when we first got together in college, we would often quarrel, and even a small thing could cause a quarrel (laugh softly).

Fei Yan: (Nodding) That's true.

Little o: Will the university quarrel over trivial matters?Can you share it?

Fei Yan: Well... now I feel a little embarrassed to say it. When I was in college, I was a dead house. When we were together, I would often pull Qi Xian to watch anime or something. I remember one time we I liked the different characters in an anime and quarreled for a long time, oh my god, I really feel naive to say it now.

Little o: (laughs) It’s okay, my best friend and I will also have conflicts because we like different cp pairs.

Q41: What kind of quarrels are there?

Qi Xian: In fact, none of them were serious quarrels, so it's hard to describe.

Fei Yan: Hmm...it's really hard to describe.

Little O: ... Then let's move on to the next question.

Q42: How to reconcile after a quarrel?

Qi Xian: I feel that reconciliation is very natural. We often quarrel in the morning, and even though we still have a cold war at noon, we still eat together. We made up during the meal. We didn’t apologize or anything.

Fei Yan: Well, Qi Xian is right.

Little o: Have you two never had a serious quarrel?Can't make up by eating and okay no?

Qi Xian: Of course there were.

Little O: Then how did you reconcile?

Fei Yan: Cough cough...just one click and it's basically over.

Little o: that?Which one is that?Hmmmm?

Fei Yan: Please let us move on to the next question!

Little O: ...

Q43: Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Qi Xian: Very hopeful.

Feiyan: Of course. (laugh)

Q44: May I ask when did you feel that you are loved?

Qi Xian: When, can I say... all the time? (Can't help but laugh out loud)

Little O: (in a low voice) Fuck...

Fei Yan: I feel the same way haha, but there are still times when the feeling is particularly strong. For example, when I was recording "wehigh" before, I didn't accidentally fall into the river. I myself was loved by the person in front of me. Although he was angry with me at the time, I felt very at ease and safe at the time.

Little O: The two of you are really (fucking) blissful.

Qi Xian & Fei Yan: Yes.

Little O: ... ok, fine.

Q45: When did you feel that maybe he doesn't love me anymore...?

Qi Xian: No.

Little O: You really exploded with confidence. (forced a smile)

Qi Xian: This is the confidence he gave me.Just by this program, I want to say something.When I went to Grandma Fei’s house with Fei Yan before, grandma told me that Fei Yan is a very passive person, he is unwilling to take the initiative and is not good at keeping him, so when I broke up later, I never thought about Fei Yan He would take the initiative to find me, but in the end he not only found me, but also tried to keep me, um... I was really surprised at that time, and at the same time, I firmly believed that Fei Yan loved me more than I imagined.

Fei Yan: (a little embarrassed) You are so nasty...

Little O: Did Feiyan feel that Qi Shen didn't love you?

Fei Yan: I am a person who lacks self-confidence, but this, I really don’t have this feeling (laughs).

Q46: How do you express your love?

Qi Xian: action and language.

Fei Yan: I am also the same as Teacher Qi.

Q47: Is there anything the two of you are hiding from each other?

Qi Xian: No.

Feiyan: None.After the previous breakup, we would say everything directly.

Q48: Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Qi Xian: Low self-esteem?I don't feel that way.

Fei Yan: I still have a little, um...Qi Xian's popularity and family background are much better than mine, sometimes I wonder if I'm not good enough for him, ahem... But these are not right now The problem is, now, I am mainly envious of his character and the way he handles things, which sometimes makes me feel inferior.

Qi Xian: (frowned) Why do you envy me?I like your character very much.

Fei Yan: Are you wearing a filter, um... let's not talk about this, I am trying to become a better version of myself, you just need to know this!

Qi Xian: (with a petting smile) Good.

Q49: Is the relationship between the two recognized or kept secret?

Qi Xian: If it is generally accepted that this matter is still confidential, I think we should talk about it in different levels. After all, our profession is an artist...

Little o: (nodding) What exactly do you mean by level?

Qi Xian: Even close friends in the circle almost know about this matter, but fans, they don't know, after all, we...in the social environment, there will still be some pressure.

Little O: That's right.

Fei Yan: Uh, actually, Mr. Qi and I have discussed this matter before. What we think is that when we quit this circle in the future, we should secretly tell the fans that they have paid a lot for us, so, We still want to give them an explanation for this kind of thing.

Little O: (Nodding with a smile) They will definitely send blessings that day.

Feiyan: Haha, I hope so.

Q50: Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Qi Xian: Yes.

Feiyan: Yes.

Okay, are you a little tired after asking so many questions?

Then let's take a break first, and continue after we rest for the next fifty questions, haha, I'm a little embarrassed to ask the next fifty questions, ahem, let's not talk nonsense, let's enter the commercial time!The advertisement is sponsored by Lujiang Literature City. The program crew of "I Can't Get in" has no emotions, no hair, no money. Thank you everyone. I am Xiao o, English o, please pick me a lot! !

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