Everyday life at Midtown High School

For all the Avengers, 'living together' is really a rare thing.

Needless to say, Tony is an only child, rich, and has never lived with others for most of his life. He occasionally sleeps in the same bed with a woman, and the next day, he will ruthlessly drive them away;

Black Widow and Hawkeye are alone most of the time, but they have been partners a few times, but they have never really lived together;

Dr. Banner was also a bachelor in the past. After having the Hulk in his body, he began to live in hiding, and even because he was worried that he would hurt others, he could only stay alone as much as possible;

And Steve Rogers, apart from his career in the army, and his good brother James Barnes who grew up with him occasionally lived with him for a few days when he was young, and he also spent most of the time alone. of.

Therefore, these people were suddenly stuffed into a building in a peaceful age, and began to live in a group, in order to follow the suggestion of Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. team.

This is a huge challenge for everyone.

Just give a few examples.

Dr. Banner suddenly had a new inspiration before going to bed, and wanted to go to the laboratory to do an idea verification, but in the corridor, he met Natasha, who was wearing a mask and came out for a walk, her face turned green with fright; Hawkeye was hungry in the middle of the night When I was in bed, I habitually went to the refrigerator to find something to eat, but ended up eating up all of Tony’s donuts; Steve got up early to go for a run, and when he was making breakfast, he inadvertently triggered the alarm, waking up all the lazy beds people.

So, Tony, as the landlord, finally couldn't bear it and listed a "Avenger's Daily Code of Conduct".

"What? Unless there are special circumstances, you are not allowed to get up before nine o'clock?" Steve was speechless.

He looked around everyone with his eyes. Although he didn't condemn, his facial expression was obviously full of "If this is my soldier, he should be pulled out and shot": "How lazy are you?"

"After applying the mask, are you not allowed to walk around?"

Natasha also exploded: "Why, Stark! Believe it or not, I'm complaining about discrimination against women!"

"Everything in the refrigerator belongs to Stark, Fat Jiu is not allowed to move."

Hawkeye also read the next code of conduct in a calm tone, sneered, and said disdainfully: "If you have the ability, you lock the refrigerator, rotten tin can."

"Don't go green," continued Dr. Banner.

Then, he rubbed his temples in distress: "Stark, you know, this is not up to me. '

Pooh joined in the fun and helped read out the final summary:

"The last one, um... what Tony said is correct, if there is something wrong, please refer to the first half of the sentence!"

Everyone is in their hearts: #￥%...&*...&*...

Pooh blinked his big brown eyes and looked back and forth.

Well, almost no one has a good face, even Steve, who Tony said 'love him to death', has the same expressionless face.

"Tony, do you have to be so selfish?" Natasha was the first to speak.

The red-haired female agent poses as a gentle big sister: "We are a group, as comrades-in-arms, we need to accommodate each other..."

"Ha!" Hawkeye suddenly let out a brief sarcastic laugh, and directly demolished the stage: "Who is the woman who raised a chair and smashed me on the head because I knocked over a box of eyeshadow of yours yesterday?"

"Shut up, you deserve it!" Natasha immediately entered a state of anger.

She widened her eyes and said, "That eye shadow is out of print, except for the box in my hand, there is no more, understand, idiot? I really want to kill you!"

"I said earlier that there is no need to live together. I don't like New York, and I don't like the United States."

Dr. Banner also complained softly at the side: "I should be alone, not a bunch of people. I can't control myself, my God! I don't want to hurt people at all, I don't want to hurt you, I don't even want to hurt dogs... ..."

"Doctor, you won't hurt anyone, we all believe in you." Steve said affirmatively first.

Then, he turned to Tony and said with a serious expression, "But the current problem is that someone wants to deliberately stir up trouble."

"What? What? So, the final finger is on me again? Steve, are you serious?"

Tony's eyes widened, and he said without showing any weakness: "Is it me who caused the trouble, or are you messing around? Please, although I said, you can treat this place as your home, but you are all like this at home..."

With an almost collapsed expression on his face, he scanned everyone around, and continued frantically: "Is this how you live at home? Randomly pick up stray animals to raise, eat expired pizza, and stay in the house with a mask on." Walking around like a ghost, cosmetics everywhere, bras hanging on the oven, waking up at [-] a.m., not taking the elevator to climb the ventilation ducts, peeing out of the toilet, blowing up my microwave, pouring coffee grounds down the sink Here, do not wash the test tubes when doing experiments..."

"If nothing else, I wake up at five in the morning, and that's fine."

Steve defended: "There is also a microwave oven, I won't fry it next time. This time, I really didn't know that raw eggs can't be put in it and heated directly...but it's not my fault, it was Fury who told me before Yeah, just throw anything in the microwave and after 5 minutes everything is ok. I have no idea, raw eggs don't work!"

'Spicy Chicken Fried! '

Tony rolled his eyes towards the ceiling, looking a little hopeless.

"That... test tube... I didn't use it up, so I didn't clean it." Dr. Banner muttered in a low voice.

Tony ignored him at all.

Hawkeye and Natasha looked at each other.

The partners said in unison, in perfect harmony: "We are killers."

"what?"

Tony turned his head subconsciously, raised his eyebrows slightly, and looked at the two of them incomprehensibly: "What did you say?"

"We can do whatever we want, and we can kill whoever we want." Hawkeye said without any fluctuation in tone.

"Yes, we are killers." Black Widow repeated cooperatively: "So, we can do whatever we want."

What a bloody logic!

Tony sat on the sofa in despair, put his hands on his forehead, completely speechless.

"I really don't understand." Natasha accused again: "Tony, your own life is not a mess."

"I asked Jarvis, you didn't go to bed until one o'clock in the morning last night." Steve interjected, "It's not healthy."

"Please put the screwdriver back in the tool room next time. I'm almost green. I thought it was your new game to test my endurance." Dr. Banner took out a screwdriver from under his buttocks and said jokingly.

"And your damn love of rock music!"

Hawkeye also said angrily.

This accusation... I don't want to admit it at all!

Tony couldn't bear to protest: "I listen to music, what's your business!"

"The toilet in my house... When I pee, it starts to play rock music, it's none of my business?!"

Hawkeye shouted angrily.

"What? It's actually in your room?! Damn it, where did my music toilet go! That damned decoration team actually put it in the wrong room! It's cheap for you!"

"Fuck, who the hell wants such a cheap price, I'm going to freak out!"

Tony stared at him blankly, staring at him.

Then, he stood up abruptly and yelled, "Jarvis, call the renovation team immediately, and replace the toilet for me!"

Jarvis performed normally as always, and promised in a personable, elegant and polite manner: "Yes, sir. I am happy to serve you."

Then, he asked carefully: "Excuse me, does Mr. Button have any special requirements for the toilet to be replaced?"

Hawkeye was speechless: "I can't sing, thank you."

Tony snorted coldly.

Really should let the group of superhero fans take a look...

This is the idol they worship; this is the hero who saves the world and saves the planet.

Pooh watched the play with relish.

He chewed the beef jerky, and he didn't forget to feed a small piece to that dog named Xiaojian who was still recovering from his injuries and looked at him eagerly.

One person and one dog, with two heads together, maintaining a neat expression of looking left and right.

Fighting together is indeed very easy to forcibly integrate a team in a short period of time.

But in fact, it is definitely not a day's work to truly form a complete and invincible team.

The Battle of New York brought them together reluctantly.

But whether they can really live together in the future, obviously, it will take a long time to get in.

These group of avengers have different backgrounds, different experiences, different backgrounds, and even different daily life environments, yet they all possess unique skills, full of personalities, and are rebellious.

It can be imagined that their "cohabitation" life at the beginning was unavoidable.

However, it doesn't matter if life is a bit more lively, the key still depends on their ability to execute tasks.

Early this morning, Pooh left the building with his schoolbag on his back and went to school.

On the other side, Agent Hill came to inform of a mission under Fury's order.

She briefly introduced: "Recently, we have discovered that several mutants have begun to frequently operate in New York. The director hopes that the Avengers can assist S.H.I.E.L.D. to investigate their purpose here, and properly monitor their behavior in order to To prevent any accidents from happening.”