Everyday life at Midtown High School

Newt, who was considered to be "just visiting friends and not posing a threat to ordinary people's life", actually, the purpose of coming to the United States is not simple, it can even be said to be very complicated.

In addition to visiting friends, and at the invitation of Percival Graves, the Minister of Security of the Magical Congress of America, to help Credence check his body and try to completely solve the legacy of Momo, he also has another important purpose, that is: to In the upcoming International Council of Wizards, on the issue of redefining the legal terms of 'human' and 'animal', the United States Department of Magic will support itself.

In the fourteenth century, the International Council of Wizards gave a simple definition of 'human' and 'animal' for the first time.

The person in power at that time, the chairman of the wizard council, simply and rudely stipulated that in the magical world, any member who walks on two legs will be given the title of 'human', while other members will be classified as 'animals'.

Obviously, this definition is not scientific.

Therefore, when the Speaker friendlyly summoned a delegation of 'people' of various races to discuss the future laws and regulations of the magic world, the goblins crowded the room densely, the trolls waved wooden sticks, and the banshees They hunted around for children to eat, and elves flew about on top of their heads.

Ultimately, the meeting broke up badly.

Because everyone disagrees with terms such as 'legalizing banshees to eat children' and 'no crime for trolls to kill'.

After that, the speaker's successor tried to redefine 'human' and 'animal' again.

The definition this time is: creatures that can speak human language are called 'humans', and other members are called 'animals'.

Then the trolls and goblins came again; the talking minks ran about the house; the centaurs came, but they came to protest, because the law excluded mermaids; and so did the ghosts , because they floated before, they were classified as animals, and now they are finally 'human' again.

Anyway, it's still a mess.

Until 1811, at this time, there was no chairperson of the wizarding council, but the ministers of the Ministry of Magic of various countries gathered together for meetings.

This time, it was unanimously voted that any creature with sufficient intelligence to understand the laws of a magical society and take part in the making of these laws should be called a 'human'; Existence is 'animal'.

Some members of the wizarding world are still dissatisfied with this definition.

For example, horse people voluntarily belong to the ranks of animals and do not intend to be regarded as humans, because they disdain to be with vampires and banshees; for example, ghosts think they are dead and are classified as humans, which is a bit cruel, but they are classified as animals , and unreasonable, therefore, only one category can be monopolized, which is called 'ghost'; another example, no matter how much you protest, trolls, fairies, elves, and goblins are all forced to be classified as animals.

However, no matter how dissatisfied the above group of members are.

This definition has become one of the longest-lasting regulations in history since it was stipulated.

In addition, some extremists are committed to proposing every year that Muggles (No-Maj) should also be classified as 'animals'.

But every year, this proposal is shelved and rejected by the Ministry of Magic of various countries. 【Note 1】

And this year, Grindelwald's forces, which had already been defeated by Dumbledore, seemed to have a tendency to make a comeback again.

So, this argument was brought up again.What's even more ridiculous is that it is still sought after by some people in the British magic world, such as Malfoy, Parkinson and other old wizard families.

The government of the wizarding world is the same as the government of the Muggle world. Sometimes, when the leader's mind is not normal, he will accidentally make some stupid tricks.

So Newt was worried about that.

He had to run around to seek the support and commitment of the Ministry of Magic of various countries, so as to prevent the representatives of the Ministry of Magic of various countries from voting when the wizarding council was held in the near future, and they really classified all Muggles as Muggles. animal.

If that's the case, it's really a bit absurd.

Because of the above worries and worries, when he came to the bakery with his suitcase and found Queenie, he couldn't help thinking about it.

Therefore, Queenie, the natural instigator, first greeted this old friend with a happy smile, but the next moment, because of hearing his thoughts about this matter, she couldn't help showing a frightened and angry expression in an instant.

She immediately yelled uncontrollably: "What? Classify No-Majs as animals? Are you kidding me? Then what am I? A wizard who combines with animals?"

Newt, who was an otaku by nature, suddenly felt embarrassed by the situation before him.

Fortunately, Jacob, the bakery owner, was paid ahead of time by Queenie to buy flour.

Otherwise, I'm afraid I'll need to give him another Forget It All.

"Please, Queenie, restrain yourself and stop looking at people's heads," Newt said displeased.

But after he finished his words of accusation, he immediately lowered his head emotionally again, like a child who made a mistake, with an almost helpless expression on his face, until the Bowtruckle mischievously stretched out his slender The little paw poked out a small green head with two leaves from his collar, and he spat cutely at him, which made him smile a little again.

"Sorry, dear." Queenie realized that her behavior just now was a little rude, and apologized hastily.

She subconsciously said softly, "Oh, Newt! You know, I sometimes... sometimes can't help myself, sorry again, honey, I don't mean it."

"It's okay." Newt quickly forgave him.

Then, he explained awkwardly: "Don't worry, I... came here for this, and I won't make it (referring to the definition of animals) come true."

"Yes, I believe you."

Queenie said gently and trustingly: "Last time you saved my sister, this time, you will definitely be able to do it too."

Newt immediately felt embarrassed.

He quickly raised his eyes, glanced at Queenie, and said guiltily, "Actually, last time I got Tina into trouble..."

"Stop talking about that, Newt, we're good friends!" Queenie interrupted him cheerfully.

She turned around lively, the pink skirt drew a graceful arc, and then, like a little girl offering a treasure, she opened the door of the bakery: "Come in and have a look, you will like these breads, Newt! You know Is it? Jacob is a genius."

The door opened, and Newt opened his mouth wide in surprise as he saw all kinds of fantastic animal bread.

It's like when he opened his suitcase to Jacob years ago.

It's just that the two roles were reversed, and this time the character who was so shocked that he couldn't speak was replaced by himself.

"Yes, he's a genius," the magi-creature conservationist repeated.

He stared at the shapes of these breads with bright eyes of admiration and love, and smiled sincerely: "It's like a work of art, aren't you right, Pickett?"

The green bowtruckle scrambled out of his pocket and eyed the bakery curiously.

But soon, it lost interest in these animal-shaped but immobile human food, and climbed up to Newt's back collar again, nimbly hiding it.

On the other end, Pooh ran to Tony for help and asked about Spider-Man's disappearance.

Tony didn't have a clue about this matter at first, so he could only comfort Pooh and let him go back and wait for the news. Then, he asked Jarvis to look up the 'surveillance video of where Spiderman was before he disappeared'. Only then was he surprised to find that, It turned out that before Spider-Man disappeared, he was with Steve and the others.

Pooh was dubiously coaxed away by Tony, and also called Gwen to comfort Gwen not to worry, and then waited for news from Tony.

Fortunately, Tony has gradually cultivated the good habits of "seek out dad when something happens" and "trust dad", otherwise, if Gwen is really urged to call the police, it is estimated that the little spider will lose his reputation and become the first in history. The police department opened a case to investigate the missing superheroes, or missing person notices were posted all over the streets and alleys.

Tony asked Steve directly about the situation at that time, and only then did he know that because the little spider was possessed by venom, and Professor Charles told them that "venom" is a living body with thoughts, and it is dangerous to control the words and deeds of the little spider Sex must be separated.

And Newt happened to say beside him that he is very good at separation and has experience (separation is silent), and he proposed to let them leave the matter to themselves to solve...

Because everyone really didn't think of any good way to separate the little spider from the venom.

So, they had no choice but to give the little spider to Newt for the time being, and the reward was that if Newt liked the venom isolated in the future, he could keep it and play with it, provided that he kept an eye on it and didn't run out again.

Newt was delighted with that.

That's right, the object he wants to keep is not Spider-Man, but the venom attached to Spider-Man.

Because of mutants and emotional problems, Steve, who accidentally forgot about Spider-Man, immediately felt guilty after explaining the matter clearly.

He was the kind of person with a strong sense of responsibility, so he immediately decided to set off to get the little spider back as soon as possible.

But before that, no one left Newt's contact information.

As a wizard, Newt is obviously not a person who knows how to use a mobile phone, so he didn't know where to start looking for it.

Fortunately, Natasha directly called SHIELD and asked them to check the current whereabouts of this British wizard.

While on the phone, she comforted Steve and said, "Don't worry, it is rumored that Newt Scamander treats animals much better than people. So, if it is true as you said, he should Will be kind to Spider-Man... the venom on his body."

The author has something to say: [Note 1] The above part of the plot comes from JK's "Fantastic Beasts and Where Are They", which belongs to the setting of the original work. According to the needs of the plot of this article, I have slightly adapted and exaggerated, and quoted the definition of animals. part of the text.

Because the length of quotations accounts for a certain proportion of the VIP word count, and because I am too busy to take care of it recently, but I have time for the follow-up, before the end at the latest, I will remember to play a free episode to make up for everyone, thank you for your support.

[Note 2] As mentioned above, the timeline of where are the magical beasts is wrong, and it was also changed by the author.

Therefore, there are still changes and migrations here. For example, Grindelwald has failed, and the current time period is in the middle stage of Grindelwald’s failure and Voldemort’s rise. The author is really not good at time line issues, so please don’t be too I have passed the textual research, and please forgive me a lot.