accidental misunderstanding

As soon as the phone rang, Liu Fang felt a little happy first.

Liu Fan thought to himself: Who is so discerning, and it happens that there is nowhere to go at this time, so I came to make an appointment!

But he didn't want to pick up the phone to take a look, Liu Xiang was stunned.

I saw two large characters shining brightly on the screen of the phone.

mother!

Liu Fang was clever: why is it her?

Liu Fang looked at the phone in doubt.Can't help but think, "What is she calling for?"

It stands to reason that in the past, Liu Fang’s mother usually couldn’t remember that she had a son for nine out of ten days when she was on a business trip. It took time until she got home and met her before she could remember.

But why is it not normal today?

Liu Fang looked at the call and dared not answer it for a while.

When his mother rarely took the initiative to call, Liu Fan always felt that there must be some mystery in this call.

But...what's the mystery?

What on earth is his mother calling?

Liu Fang imagined all possible things that might happen one by one.

But still can't figure it out.

Seeing Liu Xiang like this, the fat man asked suspiciously, "Brother, what are you thinking? The phone has been ringing for a long time, why don't you answer it?"

Liu Yan pointed the phone screen at the fat man, "Look...how do you think I answered it?"

The fat man squinted his eyes, leaned closer to see the caller ID on the phone screen, and instantly the hairs all over his body stood upside down.

"A... aunt?"

Liu Yan took back the phone with a helpless face, "No. What do you think? Should I answer it or not? You say I am like this now, in case I miss it..."

While talking, Liu Yan suddenly thought of something, and asked the fat man sharply, "By the way, you won't tell her about my hospitalization, will you?"

Fatty shook his head like a rattle when he heard it, "No, no, no, how dare I say such a big thing."

Liu Fang couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief when he heard it, but he became puzzled again. Since he didn't know, it meant that it wasn't about it, but... what else was it about?

Fatty is also in trouble.

Yes?Or not?The fat man thought: This is really a problem of the century!

Fat people also have trouble.

This phone, that is a bomb/bomb.

Take it, according to his elder brother's psychological quality, within three rounds, he will definitely expose the fact that he went to fight again.

But don't take it.This is undoubtedly a guilty conscience.Don't ask yourself!

Fatty has experienced the "majesty" of Liu Fang's mother. Fatty wished that she would never know about things like Liu Fang's hospitalization. Otherwise, when the "Queen Mother" gets angry, it is very likely that she will become "innocent" And innocent him!

The fat man couldn't help but sighed. He worked hard for several days, saving people and taking care of them, but he didn't want to end up in a tragic end.

How innocent!

At this time, Liu Fang suddenly slapped his thigh, "I'm going, how could I forget about this!"

"What's the matter?" The fat man asked tentatively, feeling that it would not be a good thing, and his heart became more and more disturbed.

Seeing a look of joy on Liu Yan's face, "Damn it, why did I just remember now! She called me the day before yesterday, and now she must be asking about that?" thing!"

"The day before yesterday? When was the day before yesterday?"

Liu Yan said, "It was when Baili had an accident. I was on the phone with her at that time and found that Baili had disappeared. I remember that I was only worried that Baili was gone, so I called him in a hurry. Telephone..."

Liu Yan lost his voice when he was talking, because he found that the more he talked, the more he felt that something was wrong.

Fatty's heart skipped a beat when he heard this, "You won't just hang up the phone?"

Liu Yan recalled, not sure, "Is that right, this mobile phone should not be able to dial two numbers at the same time?"

"I can't." The fat man shook his head. Seeing the regretful look on Liu Fang's face, he explained, "But brother, don't worry too much. It's just a phone call. It's not a big deal. Wouldn't it be better if you call back later?"

As soon as these words came out, Liu Xiang was completely stunned.

When the fat man saw this, his heart skipped a beat again, and he asked with a trembling mouth, "Brother...don't say you didn't come back..."

Liu Fang seemed to be really hit by Diding, he was stunned for a few seconds and reacted before opening his mouth.

"Well... I was thinking of going back to the past... I just didn't expect so many things to happen after that... I was busy... I also forgot..."

The more Liu Fang talked, the more uncertain he became.You know, hanging up his old mother's phone without permission made her anxious...it's terrible.

Because...according to past experience, Liu Xiang will always be the one who is "vented".

But now, Liu Fang seemed to have sensed the state of the person on the phone.What is waiting for him...

The phone kept ringing non-stop, and Liu Xiang didn't dare to answer it or hang up, and he was going crazy all of a sudden.

"Ah—what to do, what to do?"

Liu Fan panicked and hurriedly asked the fat man, but how could the fat man know what to do?

"Brother, don't ask me, I don't know."

Liu Yan roared, "If you don't know, hurry up and find a way. Could it be possible to keep it ringing all the time?"

When the fat man saw this, he was heartbroken, "Um...Brother, I said that you will "die" anyway...I say you should take it."

Liu Yan froze immediately when he heard this, and hesitated for a while, "Is it accepted? Is it okay if I accept it?"

"Not necessarily." The fat man shook his head, "But I think it would be better if you answered it. If you don't answer it, it might be even worse."

Liu Fan thought about it for a while, and felt that what the fat man said was right. Soldiers came to block him, water came to cover him, and he saw the trick.It's better than sitting around and waiting.

After thinking about it, Liu Fang calmed down for a while, then summoned up his courage, swallowed again, and was about to press the answer button.

Very solemn, very serious, and very funny.

It didn't look like it was going to answer my mother's call, but it was like going to the battlefield.

In fact, to be honest, for Liu Xiang, answering every call from his mother and every trick with her is undoubtedly as frightening and difficult as the last battle.

It made the fat man feel inexplicably nervous, and a cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

The fat man stared closely at Liu Fang's slowly moving finger, and every time he moved it, he felt more nervous.

But at this moment, Liu Fang's hand was less than a centimeter away, and before he could touch the screen, the phone suddenly hung up!

Both Liu Fang and Fatty were taken aback.

"what--?"

After realizing what happened, Liu Fang immediately threw the phone aside, and then bounced back to the back of the chair as if he lost his strength, and exhaled heavily.

"Damn, I'm really scared to death."

The fat man hesitated for a moment before letting out a breath.He was also terribly frightened, and his palms were soaked in a layer of cold sweat.

After a while, the fat man asked, "Brother, what should we do?"

The fat man said what to do with the phone?If I haven't answered for a while now, I will definitely call again. Will I still answer by then?

From the scene just now, we can know that this is a big problem that must be dealt with carefully.

Liu Fan sat in the co-pilot, with cold eyes, staring at the fat man without blinking.The fat man saw that he was a little abnormal, and wondered if he was frightened. He waved his little hand in front of Liu Xiang, "Brother, what's wrong with you?"

Liu Fang didn't speak.

The fat man thought to himself: Isn't it really stupid?This one just came out of the hospital!

So I shook it again.

At this time, Liu Fan suddenly sneered and grabbed the fat man.

The fat man exclaimed, "Brother—what are you doing?"

Liu Yan is very skilled, and with only one right hand, he firmly restrained the fat man, "Damn, of course it's 'killing the mouth'! I suddenly remembered, you know too much, I'm so shameless." I let you see all the things that happened, and the fame of the whole life has been destroyed in your hands, if I don't 'destroy' you, I will not be able to relieve the anger in my heart!"

Fatty felt innocent after hearing this, and it wasn't what he wanted to see, and he didn't want to know either!

Hastily begged for mercy, "Don't...don't...brother, be merciful to me!"

Where did Liu Yan hear this, and stretched out a pair of devil claws to "strike" the fat man.

Creaking nest... Neck nest... Shoulder bone... All sensitive areas of fat people, Liu Fang didn't let go of any of them.

After a few rounds, the fat man couldn't breathe from laughing.

"Brother...don't...don't make trouble, I admit defeat, admit defeat!"

Fatty is the most ticklish, and Liu Xiang likes to bully him the most.This time Liu Fan was very kind, and he didn't know if it was because of his inconvenient hands or what, but he stopped as soon as the fat man begged for mercy.

Obediently returned to his seat.

Without Liu Xiang tossing around, the fat man recovered after a while.

Suddenly said, "Brother, do you remember the first time we met?"

Liu Ban glanced at Fatty, "Why did you say this all of a sudden?"

"Brother, do you remember?"

Of course Liu Yan remembered, how could he not remember, it was so fresh in his memory, he would remember it for a lifetime!

He blurted out, "Isn't it the time when you rushed into my house and called the police to arrest my mother?"

The fat man was a little embarrassed when he heard this, "No, it wasn't that time, it was later. Besides, I also explained and apologized. It was a misunderstanding. Auntie forgave me!"

Liu Yan's teeth itch with hatred when he thought of this, and he sneered, "Oh, then tell me, when was it before?"

The fat man said proudly, "Brother, when you swept away the bullies on the three long streets, I threw you the last stick you hit!"

Liu Yan listened for a while, and then laughed again, "Hey, it's you!"

The fat man also laughed, "Yes, it's me. In fact, I have long been displeased with those people. They charge us protection fees for no reason, and they still come to make trouble from time to time. The business can't be done, and I still feel angry. Those gangsters, I've long wanted to beat them up like you did!"

Liu Yan was a little embarrassed to hear that, after all, he was one of those hooligans at that time.And the reason why he would fight with his "colleagues" was because Liu Fang couldn't get used to it.

Liu Fan felt that it was understandable to charge some protection money as a hooligan, but as a man, he absolutely could not go back on his word.

As the name suggests, the protection fee is the fee charged by the protection family.Since you have received money from others, you have to protect their business, let alone take the initiative to find fault.

This incident touched Liu Fang's bottom line. After bullying a small shop again, Liu Fang became annoyed.

So in a fit of rage, Liu Fan swept away the bullies on the three long streets and became a superhero bravely fighting hundreds of people.

In fact, the real situation is not like this.To fight against dozens of people?How can it be.

Liu Fan was beating and running, and he beat and ran for three streets, but in fact he was mainly running.Liu Xiang has good stamina, and at the end of the run, the only ones left on the enemy side were those two people, and they were all exhausted to death.

But coincidentally, Fatty didn't know about this, and Fatty was the owner of the shop they bullied.After all this time and again, the fat man still thinks that Liu Xiang is a "hero" in the face of injustice?

Fatty said "hehe" Zhile, "Brother, you were really good at that time!"

Liu Yan raised his chin, "That's right!"

But it didn't feel right.

"Oh, that's not right. Why did you go to my house again later?"

"Oh—that's right. When I saw you helped me, I wanted to thank you, but well, I don't know you, you were like that at the time, and I'm a timid person...so I'm embarrassed to say. ..”

Liu Yan had black lines on his face, "So, you just followed me home?"

Liu Fang's tone was full of disgust.

The fat man hesitated for a moment, but still nodded, "Yes, I went back with you, but I had no other idea but wanted to thank you, but I never had time to say it. I saw you entering the house, I wanted to leave at first, but suddenly I heard a scream. Then I thought to myself: Isn’t this the voice of the eldest brother? I thought something happened to your house and you hired a thief, so you rushed in... "

In fact, Fatty didn't know where he got his courage back then.He just remembers when he was.Closing his eyes, he pushed open the door and rushed in.

The fat man said, "After that...you will know everything after that."

Liu Fang knew, of course he knew!

The fat man rushed into the room with his eyes closed, and after entering, he didn't care who the other party was, and after a while of gestures, all his fists landed on Liu Fang's body.

Liu Ban got angry immediately, "Damn it! Who are you?"

The fat man opened his eyes after hearing the sound, and saw Liu Fang standing beside him, with blood bleeding from his left hand, looking down at him from above.

"Where did you come from?" Liu Yan pushed the fat man, "How did you get in? Get out of here!"

The fat man stared at the injured arm, ignored Liu Fang's rushing posture, summoned up his courage, and wanted to pass Liu Fang directly and stand in front of Liu Fang.

"Uh...you...oh, no, brother, don't be afraid, I will protect you."

But did not go over.

The fat man paused for a moment, unable to pass, he simply hid behind Liu Fang, and shouted at the "thief" behind him.

"You... Let me tell you, don't even think about doing anything. Let me tell you, it's against the law to hurt someone, and it's also against the law to break into a house. I've already called the police, so don't try to run away! Go to jail!"

The "thief" hadn't spoken yet, so Liu Fan couldn't calm down, "What did you say? Did you call the police?"

The fat man nodded quickly, "Well, brother, don't be afraid that the police will come soon..."

It was rare for the fat man to be so brave. He originally wanted to claim credit, but he didn't expect Liu Xiang to be annoyed.

"Bullshit, who are you talking about, who is your elder brother, why do you call the police!"

Only then did the fat man remember that he hadn't introduced himself yet.

"Oh, brother, ah... no. I...my name is Chen Jin"

"I don't care what your fucking name is, get out of here!"

Liu Fang started to harass people directly, but unexpectedly there were policemen coming at the door.

The fat man quickly grabbed the policeman, "Policeman! Policeman, look there is a thief in this house. Look, my elder brother's arm is injured!"

The policeman asked, "So you called the police?"

The fat man nodded, "I'm the one to take that man away!"

Liu Yan's face was full of anger, and he rushed over to beat the fat man, "Take the fart away! Who are you, why are you so idle, so you ran to my house to meddle in my own business!"

The police stopped Liu Xiang, "Little brother, don't be angry, please pay attention to civilized language!"

"Civilized fart!" Liu Yan pointed at the fat man and yelled, "Who the hell is this kid? He ran to my house for no reason and called the police to arrest my mother. You should stay calm if you leave it alone."

The fat man was taken aback, "Your mother?"

Thinking of this, Liu Xiang and Fatty were all happy.

The fat man said, "To be honest, I really didn't expect that it was your mother. I have never seen a mother who can strike so hard. Your arm can beat dozens of people at once, but I didn't expect your mother to A stick was discounted and hung up for three months!"

The fat man couldn't help laughing for a while.

Liu Yan rolled his eyes at him, "Damn it, I'm filial, I don't want to fight with elders!"

"That's right! Don't care what you are. You don't know. After such a long time, I still shiver when I think of your crying and howling. It's really scary!"

Liu Ban snorted, "Why didn't you scare you to death!"

"How can it be, big brother." The fat man laughed "hehe" twice, "Big brother, you don't know, after a long time after that incident, people still say that you are brave, and you broke an arm to protect everyone. But They don't know that your arm was discounted by your mother!"

The black line on Liu Yan's face, the fat man who dares to love knows everything!

Suddenly, he stepped forward again, firmly restraining the fat man.

The fat man exclaimed again: "Brother! What are you doing?!"

Liu Yan smirked, "You know too much, it's better to 'silence'!"