On How to Cultivate Two Idiots

There was heavy snow on the street today, and the river was frozen. The only difference was that Hades was gone. "Could it be that Xiaoha was angry when he found out that we took the photo?" Merlin asked worriedly, but Hades, who is rough and nervous, would not find the photo, so only Hades knew how he disappeared.Early this morning, when I heard that there was a market on the glacier, Hades ran out. As for how it became in the alley, it was because Hades was pulled in while walking. "Brother, I've worked so hard to find it!" A certain god's resentful voice came from behind, how could it be so familiar, and suddenly, I found out that it was Zeus' voice. "How did you find it?" Wait, if Zeus found himself, then Zeus's allies would also... "Brother, how could you abandon us so cruelly." Sure enough.Hades sighed inwardly, and turned around to see Poseidon.Now, do Zeus and Poseidon corner their big brother Hades and think they're street fighters?A black line crossed Hades' head, and he tore apart time and space, and left.Still the same scene, Hades walked slowly in the space-time tunnel.Anyway, Zeus and Poseidon can't catch up.Thinking of this, Hades felt a little better again. "Brother!" Both hands grabbed Hades at the same time, "How did you catch up?" Hades looked at Poseidon and Zeus in a daze. "Brother, don't you know? You are walking, we are running, of course we can catch up!" Zeus said innocently.Oh, it turned out to be running... running!Hades immediately raised his hand and gave Zeus a chestnut, "Did I teach you for nothing?! Running in the space-time tunnel will cause space-time turbulence! Hurry up." Hades felt that since meeting these two bastards, There is nothing good about it. "Hey, big brother, there's a strange gust of wind blowing here!" Classmate Poseidon opened his hands desperately. "It's not a strong wind, it's a turbulent current. It's fatal to be swept away! Don't you roll over and hurry up! Did you all sleep at that time?" (Zeus and Poseidon: really asleep...) Hades used My divine power tied Poseidon, Zeus and myself together, and I was using my divine power to strengthen several layers of barriers.I don't know if it's because of the turbulent flow of time and space, Hades' divine power is draining very quickly. "Poseidon, Zeus, help!" Suddenly, Hades remembered the two bastards behind him, how could he forget them? "Brother, I'm so dizzy." How Zeus said, he slowly let go of his hand, Hades had no choice but to hold Zeus. After all, Poseidon is Zeus' elder brother, so he endured the discomfort and added a few layers of barriers.Really, Hades had no choice but to exhaust himself, so the divine power strengthened the enchantment, and then the three gods passed out. The last thing Hades thought was: Why do I have two younger brothers?Opening his eyes in a daze, Hades saw that he, Poseidon, and Zeus had landed in a certain world together. Poseidon and Zeus were beside him, and the clothes of the three gods were all in tatters.Um?Baiye Orphanage?Where?There is an orphanage in front of Hades.Hades struggled to get up, and realized how weird he was, um... um!My body has shrunk, like I was only 6 years old!Before Hades had time to marvel, it was dark again.Two years later, there were weird crashes, crashes on the street, so the grown-ups were down.Hades ran down the street with the other children at the orphanage and back to the orphanage.That's right, two years ago, Hades woke up and appeared in the orphanage. He was thought to be an abandoned child, and he was still dressed in rags, so even if Hades kept explaining, what he got in return was even better. How sympathetic, moreover, Zeus and Poseidon lost their memory.I remember the situation at that time was like this: Hades: "You are now saying, should you be punished, why don't you even know common sense!" Zeus: "What's wrong with your brother ⊙▽⊙?" Ask me again! Go back and put you back in the belly of the mother god! Recreate!" Poseidon: "Our mother god is a well-known gentle goddess... Eh? What is the word mother? What is the mother god? Hades: "Pretend to be garlic." Zeus: "I seem to only remember my brother!" Hades: "...do you love me?" Poseidon: "Of course, you are our brother!" Hades (thought to himself): Great, we can remake these two bastards, I'm so excited about TVT!After recalling, Hades has now arrived at the orphanage, and suddenly there are strange female voices and footsteps, but Hades doesn't care about this at all, Hades is thinking, after playing for two years, it's time to teach Poseidon and Zeus got something.The end result, of course, was that everyone was taken away by a creature called a vampire.Four years later, "Hey, big brother, Xiaoyou is back!" Zeus shouted. "Shut up! Learn it for me!" Hades has learned a new skill in the past few years, and it's amazing. "Ah!" Zeus yelled. "Hey, Xiaoha, you didn't go out to play today?" Baiye Yuichiro said, because Hades and others are gods, so they can fabricate illusions to draw blood, so they can do nothing every day, and these divine powers have long been there. Tell these children in the orphanage. "Brother Xiaoyou, brother Zeus made us little flowers today!" The girls rushed over. "Oh, I can't bear to come here all of a sudden. By the way, Xiaoha, is there really no way to help everyone hide it?" Yuichiro Hyakuya is still more concerned about this. "No, you know that the divine power of Poseidon and Zeus is unstable, and as I said, because the divine power is overdrawn, they can only support three people at most. The power of divine blood is very strong." "Okay." Yoshiro sighed. "Xiaoyou, I have curry today!" said Akane who was cooking. "Eh?" Hyakuya Yuichiro wondered, how could there be ingredients here!But Qian said: "Micah took it." This guy.Hyakuya Yuichiro thought to himself.After a while, the curry was ready, and until everyone finished eating, Hyakuya Michael still hadn't come back. "Do you want me to help you find it?" Hades asked in a good mood. "No need." In the middle of the night, Hades was woken up by Qian. "What?" "Xiaoha, we are leaving!" Qian was obviously very excited.Hades is also a little excited, he hasn't been out for a long time, and he will almost become an underground party if it goes on like this.Everyone walked through the city together, and as a result, Poseidon and Zeus got into trouble again and they disappeared. "I'll look for it, just leave some traces." Hades said in a hurry, and disappeared into the building. "Xiaoha and the others have a really good relationship, but Xiaoha is a really competent brother!" Qian said with a smile.Behind, Hades spanned almost the entire country and finally found the two gods in the corner. "Why are you running around?" "Brother, don't you think this place is fun?" Hades chose to ignore this answer.Following the traces left by Xiaoyou, Hades found the exit, but found a vampire nobleman. "Heh, if I'm not mistaken, you are not an ordinary person!" The vampire nobleman was Ferid. "So what." "Then you won't be able to leave. If I'm not mistaken, your abilities are running out..." "Crack" Hades ignored Ferid and beat him on the head. Go into the ground and solve the problem roughly and simply.After walking out, Hades couldn't help but sigh, it's snowing!Later, Ferid was picked up by Krulu, who said: "Not only did you let one of my angels go, you also made the other half dead, and what's even more hateful is that those three also ran away! "Ah! It wasn't intentional~" Ferid was kicked away as soon as he finished speaking. (Krulu: It’s annoying, I haven’t watched their finale yet! And the other three also have 3P appearances, so why were they let go? By the way, it’s not bad for vampires to attack humans, so let’s do it!) That’s right. , Cruru is an absolute inner rotten girl.